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Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Elemental_Elf on October 30, 2010, 01:19:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QPiF4-iu6g

This is truly the beginning of the end for humanity.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: sparkletwist on October 30, 2010, 02:16:22 PM
Just because you can... doesn't mean you should.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Superfluous Crow on October 30, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
Reminds me of this robot (the top one):
Evil Robot (http://www.cracked.com/article_16364_science-dick-5-most-evil-robots-ever-invented_p2.html)
Half the brain, twice the malice.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Lmns Crn on October 30, 2010, 03:26:52 PM
And yet, still not the creepiest robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWCYYemtBy0) I've seen lately.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: SDragon on October 30, 2010, 03:41:34 PM
The really scary thought is in combining these. I foresee talking zombie cyborg rats. One can only tremble at the thought of what comes after that.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: brainface on October 30, 2010, 07:45:01 PM
Quote from: sparkletwistJust because you can... doesn't mean you should.
Science!

We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Elemental_Elf on October 30, 2010, 09:27:27 PM
Quote from: brainface
Quote from: sparkletwistJust because you can... doesn't mean you should.
Science!

We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.


What good can come from empowering Rodents with Cyborg technology? And what about all of the other animals Science has chosen to improve? I'm sure the Sharks with Lasers attached to their heads feel jipped!
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Nomadic on October 31, 2010, 02:21:35 AM
I see your problem, you aren't grasping the nature of science. Science is an art of intelligence, not wisdom. You ask science "why" and science responds "why not". You may see the doom of the world at the hands of cyborg vermin. Science just sees a freaking awesome rat brain powered robot.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Stargate525 on October 31, 2010, 03:02:00 AM
Quote from: E_EWhat good can come from empowering Rodents with Cyborg technology?
-It's a safe, legal step to creating neural-responsive prosthetics and enhancements for humans.
-It allows us to learn about brain development and adaptation.
-Organic computing.


Those all seem rather noble causes, eh? Should be fine as long as no one hooks the rats up to weapons.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Elemental_Elf on October 31, 2010, 03:44:20 AM
Quote from: Stargate525
Quote from: E_EWhat good can come from empowering Rodents with Cyborg technology?
-It's a safe, legal step to creating neural-responsive prosthetics and enhancements for humans.
-It allows us to learn about brain development and adaptation.
-Organic computing.


Those all seem rather noble causes, eh? Should be fine as long as no one hooks the rats up to weapons.

The goals are always noble until some one makes the rat brained cyborg tank... :P
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: SA on October 31, 2010, 05:10:54 AM
Quote from: E_E
Quote from: Stargate525
Quote from: E_EWhat good can come from empowering Rodents with Cyborg technology?
-It's a safe, legal step to creating neural-responsive prosthetics and enhancements for humans.
-It allows us to learn about brain development and adaptation.
-Organic computing.


Those all seem rather noble causes, eh? Should be fine as long as no one hooks the rats up to weapons.

The goals are always noble until some one makes the rat brained cyborg tank... :P
Where else will we get our funding? Guns=profit. Ratling guns=PROPHETS OF D :( :( M.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: SDragon on October 31, 2010, 11:26:48 AM
Quote from: Stargate525
Quote from: E_EWhat good can come from empowering Rodents with Cyborg technology?
-It's a safe, legal step to creating neural-responsive prosthetics and enhancements for humans.

Safe for us humans, maybe. I can't help but wonder if the rats are just as pleased with the situation.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: brainface on October 31, 2010, 12:36:19 PM
Prooobably confused as fuck, at least. I'm not sure how much pain a disembodied brain could actually feel, and for that matter i'm not sure how much of the rat's brain is actually used.

If it's not an entire brain, it seems like the rat's ability to perceive any suffering would be negligible. (Of course, they'd be dead still, so there's that.)
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Weave on October 31, 2010, 12:44:21 PM
Now do it with a human brain GO!

"So, Frank was kind of a jerk in life, but his brain is totally chill. Especially when it brings me sodas from the fridge. GO BRAIN SERVANT."
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Hibou on October 31, 2010, 02:42:35 PM
Don't worry guys, Aperture Labs has our back.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Stargate525 on October 31, 2010, 06:19:08 PM
Quote from: brainfaceProoobably confused as fuck, at least. I'm not sure how much pain a disembodied brain could actually feel, and for that matter i'm not sure how much of the rat's brain is actually used.
If I'm remembering correctly, it's only a few dozen cells. Not so much a brain as an extremely simple neural network.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Superfluous Crow on October 31, 2010, 06:19:41 PM
Unhallowed Metropolis happens to have an entire page of their setting book dedicated to brain robots (or brains in jars, really). Nice stuff.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Matt Larkin (author) on November 01, 2010, 07:36:30 PM
I think I like the thread title as much as the actual video.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: sparkletwist on November 02, 2010, 01:18:51 AM
It makes me think of someone yelling "Why, God, why?!" only in that South Park episode where they go into the future and everyone is an Atheist.

"WHY, SCIENCE, WHY?!"
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Xeviat on November 02, 2010, 01:38:11 AM
I saw this a long time ago. Fun, but creepy, science.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Ninja D! on November 08, 2010, 08:24:35 AM
Put simply, this scares the hell out of me.
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: St0nE on November 12, 2010, 07:41:20 PM
Ghost in the Shell anyone?
Title: Why Science, why!?
Post by: Elemental_Elf on November 13, 2010, 04:06:22 AM
Quote from: St0nEGhost in the Shell anyone?
I want a Tachikoma NOW!