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Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Elven Doritos on August 17, 2006, 09:41:59 PM
The Path of the Cabbage is not for the faint of heart.

It is about self-empowerment through example.

It is about the Truth of the Ninth Cabbage and the lies of the Cabal.

It is about staying regular and managing bodily gas.

Do not believe the lies of the Cabbage Cabal! The Ninth Cabbage is the TRUE source of universal might, and it is by its example that we must rise above!
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Epic Meepo on August 17, 2006, 09:48:01 PM
I repeat: let us not forget the aspect of the Ninth Cabbage (http://www.thecbg.org/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?8346)!
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Numinous on August 17, 2006, 10:02:20 PM
Where do I sign?
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: CYMRO on August 17, 2006, 10:13:08 PM
Heretic!
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Epic Meepo on August 17, 2006, 10:16:18 PM
Yes. Let him think that his precious cult of the Ninth Cabbage isn't secretly run by the Cabbage Cabal. Muah-ha-ha!
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Numinous on August 17, 2006, 10:16:23 PM
Oh, yeah...  So you've seen my Myspace?
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Elven Doritos on August 17, 2006, 10:19:57 PM
By merely posting on this thread, you have given the Cult validity.

Purpose.

POWER!

Mwwahahahaha.....

Ice cream social will be at the end of the month.

....HAHAHAHA!
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: CYMRO on August 17, 2006, 10:21:13 PM
Quote from: ElDo, Grand Cabbagemaster of the Ninth CircleBy merely posting on this thread, you have given the Cult validity.



Sorry, it is clearly written on the receipt that we do not validate parking.
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Elven Doritos on August 17, 2006, 10:23:37 PM
Hmm. A two-syllable name makes it difficult to do a Khan scream towards you.

So, I guess I'll just do "Khan".

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Numinous on August 17, 2006, 10:42:11 PM
Oh boy, this thread makes me feel warm and fuzzy...  

I.

Have.

The POWEEEEEER!
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: CYMRO on August 17, 2006, 11:11:29 PM
Quote from: Natural 20Oh, yeah...  So you've seen my Myspace?

*Shudders uncontrollably*

Since I am a CNN/MSNBC/BBC junkie, the connotation for me of Myspace is pedophiles and Republicans.
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Elven Doritos on August 17, 2006, 11:16:40 PM
To be fair, CNN has had its fair share of pandering to Republicans, you know. ;)
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Túrin on August 18, 2006, 06:07:08 AM
We must break this cult with our faithful prayers! All join in!

We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: CYMRO on August 18, 2006, 08:01:02 AM
Quote from: ElDo, Grand Cabbagemaster of the Ninth CircleTo be fair, CNN has had its fair share of pandering to Republicans, you know. ;)

True, but everytime I hear about Myspace on the news, it is a pedophile story or how the RNC is trying to be "cool" by setting up Myspace accounts.  With either group of stories, Myspace seems a creepy place.


Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Numinous on August 18, 2006, 10:07:26 AM
Quote from: ElDo, Grand Cabbagemaster of the Ninth CircleTo be fair, CNN has had its fair share of pandering to Republicans, you know. ;)
I only see it as a nifty place to express yourself and connect with a lot odf people you know IRL.  Also, it's a place ou can post heretical pictures with little damage to your reputation.
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Wensleydale on August 18, 2006, 03:36:20 PM
Ahhhhh Kool!

Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Elven Doritos on August 18, 2006, 04:36:31 PM
I think the Ninth Circle shall be re-organized...

As the Secret Society to Stop Serpentine Sprawl (Or 4S)!
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Numinous on August 18, 2006, 04:45:16 PM
Sounds good to me
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Elven Doritos on August 18, 2006, 04:45:42 PM
Wait, that would be 5S
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Wix of Bel-Air on August 18, 2006, 04:46:43 PM
That's 5 Ss actually...

Are we gonna go on field trips and attend cow milking conventions if we join?
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Epic Meepo on August 18, 2006, 04:52:48 PM
Check out the picture of the day for August 18th on this site (http://www.worth1000.com/potd.asp).

(I don't know their terms of use, so I didn't just stick said picture in this post.)

All hail the All-Seeing Cabbage.
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Epic Meepo on August 18, 2006, 04:53:09 PM
Oops. Double post. (I meant to hit the Edit button, really I did.)
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Wix of Bel-Air on August 18, 2006, 04:55:03 PM
How... creepy.
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Elven Doritos on August 18, 2006, 05:05:25 PM
(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/107500/107581VbDA_w.jpg)

THE NINTH CABBAGE LIIIIIVES!
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Epic Meepo on August 18, 2006, 05:34:21 PM
Apparently, the Ninth Cabbage doesn't live, because that image file is missing. :(
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Elven Doritos on August 18, 2006, 05:37:52 PM
Not on my end...
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Epic Meepo on August 18, 2006, 05:44:29 PM
Must be an Internet Explorer thing. Oh, well. I'll use my imagination. *imagines Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage* Yes, a most impressive visage.

EDIT: Edited for grammar. You'd think that I could avoid grammatical errors when writing one or two lines of text, but no.
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Elven Doritos on August 18, 2006, 05:45:31 PM
Oh, and as per their terms of use, I swipe pictures all the time.

IN THE NAME OF THE CABBAGE!
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Epic Meepo on August 18, 2006, 05:52:16 PM
So is that a picture of the All-Seeing Cabbage that I can't see then? If so, I'll read those terms of use and start swiping pics from that site more often.
Title: The Cult of the Ninth Cabbage
Post by: Elven Doritos on August 18, 2006, 05:54:01 PM
I was a bit unclear. I meant to say that if they *do* have terms and use, I don't particularly care-- not that I can find them between bikini models and Google ads. ;)