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Title: Fake Oscar Wilde Quotes
Post by: limetom on September 04, 2006, 01:17:33 AM
Quote"You know you want to..."
~Oscar Wilde, on this thread.


Quote"I'd try anything once..."
~Oscar Wilde, on... well... let's move on, shall we?


Quote"You know what I mean."
~Oscar Wilde, on the above
Title: Fake Oscar Wilde Quotes
Post by: Túrin on September 05, 2006, 06:01:04 PM
From Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde):

"He is a man I greatly admire."
~ Oscare Wilde on Oscar Wilde

â,¬Å"It's a sorry man who can not invent an Oscar Wilde quote to fit his situation.â,¬Â
~ Oscar Wilde on Making up Oscar Wilde quotes

â,¬Å"Hmmm, I guess those would be testicular cancer, facial herpes and ... Dutch â,¬Â
~ Oscar Wilde on Dutch
â,¬Å"The only language on earth that can be spoken and farted.â,¬Â
~ Oscar Wilde on Dutch
â,¬Å"Ah Dutch, the language of loveâ,¬Â
~ Oscar Wilde on Dutch
â,¬Å"A potatoe, 3 boxes filled with with throat pastilles, and a revolverâ,¬Â
~ Oscar Wilde on learning Dutch
â,¬Å"To Dutch or not to Dutch, that's just stupidâ,¬Â
~ Oscar Wilde on Dutch
â,¬Å"Everybody hates Dutch, even the Dutch themselves...â,¬Â
~ Oscar Wilde on Dutch
â,¬Å"No, I'm serious!â,¬Â
~ Oscar Wilde on the fact that everybody hates Dutch
â,¬Å"Are you calling me a liar you sick Dutch bastard?â,¬Â
~ Oscar Wilde on a Dutch reporter
"Hahahahahaha!More! More! Hahahahahaha!"
~ The Gods on Dutch

"I have nothing to declare but my genius, and this four-kilo bag of cocaine."
~ Oscar Wilde

"If you really think I said this, you're dumber than you look!"
~ Oscar Wilde

"All your base are belong to us"
~ Oscar Wilde

"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother."
~ Oscar Wilde

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
~ Oscar Wilde

"I mean she was a woman, rounding to the nearest gender."
~ Oscar Wilde

"There are two things that I hate in this world: racism and those dirty Jews."
~ Oscar Wilde

"42. Or was it 43? Meh, I never remember these things. Hail bananas!"
~ Oscar Wilde on the meaning of life

[spoiler=Stick figures gone Wilde](http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Stickfiguresgonewilde.png)[/spoiler]

Túrin
Title: Fake Oscar Wilde Quotes
Post by: limetom on September 05, 2006, 06:08:24 PM
The least you could do is make new ones up...

QuoteIt had too much nudity... the bad kind, if you know what I mean.
~Oscar Wilde on the anime Elfin Leid

QuoteYes, that bad kind.
~Oscar Wilde on the above
Title: Fake Oscar Wilde Quotes
Post by: CYMRO on September 05, 2006, 07:33:41 PM
"Why, dear sir, of course I won't tell your wife..."
   --Oscar Wilde
Title: Fake Oscar Wilde Quotes
Post by: SDragon on September 05, 2006, 10:00:06 PM
Quote from: Túrin"I mean she was a woman, rounding to the nearest gender."
~ Oscar Wilde


i actually saw this at wal-mart today, so i have an idea of what he was claimed to have been talking about....
Title: Fake Oscar Wilde Quotes
Post by: brainface on September 05, 2006, 10:27:14 PM
[fortune]
~ a quote falsly attributed to someone other than Oscar Wilde.

"I try not to get upset about it."
~ Oscar Wilde, on the above.
Title: Fake Oscar Wilde Quotes
Post by: SDragon on September 06, 2006, 12:12:33 AM
Quote from: oscar wildesince then, i will never again yell out "buzzhead!" at a hippyfest. peaceful my ass...
Title: Fake Oscar Wilde Quotes
Post by: limetom on September 06, 2006, 01:09:02 AM
Quote from: Oscar WildeYAOI!
~Oscar Wilde on Japanese culture
Title: Fake Oscar Wilde Quotes
Post by: Túrin on September 06, 2006, 02:13:35 PM
"Better well stolen than ill-conceived. Does that even make sense in English?"
~ Oscar Wilde on not making up your own fake Oscar Wilde quotes

"You can quote me on this"
~ Oscar Wilde