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Post by: beejazz on September 15, 2006, 11:10:52 PM
IT'S HERE!!!

http://www.cthulhuthemovie.com/?gclid=CO3mmMeSsYcCFRSSHgodDWuiPw
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Post by: Epic Meepo on September 15, 2006, 11:57:44 PM
Meh. My money says the writer and/or director f--- it up somewhere before the third act.
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Post by: Xeviat on September 16, 2006, 01:36:06 AM
When's this coming out?
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Post by: beejazz on September 16, 2006, 02:02:46 AM
Some time this year.

Notable Fuck-Ups:

1) Global catastrophy.

2) Emo bitch soundtrack (bloody valentine? WTF?).

3) Basing it on Innsmouth.
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Post by: Wensleydale on September 16, 2006, 07:13:57 AM
Ouch, that 3rd one...
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Post by: the_taken on September 16, 2006, 08:39:27 AM
Quote from: beejazz2) Emo bitch soundtrack (bloody valentine? WTF?).
*HORK*SPIT* Booooh!

You need somesort of warped opera with a church organ for this kind of thing. Winny Emo music is just going to make the commonoid's ears bleed and leave the area.
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Post by: beejazz on September 16, 2006, 07:21:58 PM
Oh, yes... you need...

1) Vinyl recordings...

2) Operatic music...

3) Catholic hymnal...

4) Heavy metal...

5) Trippy electronica (specific: Radiohead)
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Post by: limetom on September 16, 2006, 07:29:35 PM
Wait... you all just found out about it?  I've known about it for at least 2 months.

Also, can we wait until after it comes out to criticize it?
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Post by: beejazz on September 16, 2006, 07:59:41 PM
1) Why didn't you tell me?! Two months?!

2) I'm just doing my part to generate unneccessary internet hype.
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Post by: the_taken on September 16, 2006, 09:15:03 PM
Quote from: beejazzOh, yes... you need...

1) Vinyl recordings...

2) Operatic music...

3) Catholic hymnal...

4) Heavy metal...

5) Trippy electronica (specific: Radiohead)
I've heard 2, 3 and 4 together. It's awesome. Like freefall. Should have gone for the freefall feeling.
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Post by: beejazz on September 16, 2006, 09:21:44 PM
You know the PC CoC game? Their site has a pretty appropriate song for download.
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Post by: the_taken on September 16, 2006, 09:33:56 PM
It's pretty good, but kinda short. And my brain stayed in my head the whole time.
Probalby good at the end of the credits roll to lighten the mood for the stragler that wanted to read the credits. Or in the background of the first meaningful scene.
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Post by: Epic Meepo on September 18, 2006, 01:52:16 PM
Quote from: beejazzNotable Fuck-Ups:

1) Global catastrophy.

2) Emo bitch soundtrack (bloody valentine? WTF?).

3) Basing it on Innsmouth.

4) Tori Spelling. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw Tori Spelling in that trailer.
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Post by: Xathan on September 18, 2006, 01:57:26 PM
Quote from: Epic Meepo
Quote from: beejazzNotable Fuck-Ups:

1) Global catastrophy.

2) Emo bitch soundtrack (bloody valentine? WTF?).

3) Basing it on Innsmouth.

4) Tori Spelling. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw Tori Spelling in that trailer.

That makes my soul hurt far more than the sight of an elder god ever could.

Seriously, though, I think the movie is a bad idea. A big part of the horror of Lovecraft comes from the indescribible nature of things, and anything Hollywood produces just won't be able to invoke that terror, simply because it is so much horrible in the books because your mind simply cannot (or will not) picture some of the terrors he describes.
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Post by: beejazz on September 18, 2006, 02:24:13 PM
I think Lovecraft's stuff would do better as a TV series. A live-action TV series which, rather than CGIing the monsters, didn't actually show them. Just show people shrieking and dying and stuff. Maybe that's just me.
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Post by: Epic Meepo on September 18, 2006, 02:46:50 PM
@Xathan: Oddly enough, if you read "Call of Cthulhu," you'll find that Cthulhu is one of the better described monsters out there; in other trivia: Cthulhu is one of the few Lovecraft creatures to actually be physcially attacked by a protagonist.

@beejazz: I agree with your assessment. In fact, I'll go out on a limb and say that Joss Whedon could have pulled off a Lovercraft TV series in fine fashion. (Well, right up 'til the network cancelled it, the way they cancel everything cool that Joss Whedon does.)