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The Archives => The Dragon's Den (Archived) => Topic started by: Soup Nazi on October 04, 2006, 06:20:06 PM

Poll
Question: when a pirate falls and no one is around to hear it...
Option 1: His peg leg had termites votes: 0
Option 2: A ninja stabbed him in the back votes: 1
Option 3: Another pirate stabbed him in the back votes: 0
Option 4: Adam West gets his wings votes: 2
Option 5: A ninja stabbed him in the back votes: 0
Option 6: He gets back up, and has another pint of beer votes: 1
Title: [poll] When a pirate falls...
Post by: Soup Nazi on October 04, 2006, 06:20:06 PM
In response to the front page ninja falling poll...
Title: [poll] When a pirate falls...
Post by: Darkxarth on October 04, 2006, 06:27:44 PM
Adam West rocks.  Of course, he can't beat a Ninja, but he's still great!
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Post by: SA on October 04, 2006, 09:47:35 PM
I do believe the correct answer is "...it's okay to steal his lederhosen."  I'm surprised you didn't include that one.
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Post by: Poseptune on October 04, 2006, 09:49:27 PM
the last one
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Post by: Soup Nazi on October 04, 2006, 09:56:15 PM
One of the options seems to have been replaced by a duplicate...I had originally offered "Chuck Norris sells a Total Gym" as one of the options, but "...it's okay to steal his lederhosen," is a fine option as well.
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Post by: Elven Doritos on October 04, 2006, 10:04:16 PM
Quote from: DarkxarthAdam West rocks.  Of course, he can't beat a Ninja, but he's still great!

Adam West does not need to beat a ninja.

Ninjas are but a glimmer in Adam West's own eye.
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Post by: Ghost on October 04, 2006, 10:54:50 PM
...the temperature goes up.

But really, if the pirate doesn't actually die, he (or she) gets back up and has another pint.
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Post by: Captain Obvious on October 05, 2006, 12:35:39 PM
Quote from: Elven Doritos
Quote from: DarkxarthAdam West rocks.  Of course, he can't beat a Ninja, but he's still great!

Adam West does not need to beat a ninja.

Ninjas are but a glimmer in Adam West's own eye.

Ninja's are figments of Adam West's paranoia. He can't beat them without psych counciling (although he wouldn't be them, but rather come to terms with them and wind ways to work together), and ninja's could beat him but don't cause they realise that this would cause them to no longer exist.
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Post by: SA on October 05, 2006, 12:43:09 PM
Another one for the books:

"...natural catastrophes increase in frequency."

(If you do not know the relevance of this, you should be ashamed, and should immediately seek the attentions of a Holy Man before you suffer the noodly wrath of the Almighty!

Heck, you might as well start worshipping the Invisible Pink Unicorn!)
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Post by: SA on October 05, 2006, 12:49:12 PM
Interestingly enough, the Grim Reaper is a pirate.  Or rather, a Pirate.

As is Maury Povich.
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