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Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on October 05, 2006, 11:31:13 PM
Yes, I'm insane. I'm also contemplating turning this into a full-fledged webcomic.
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Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on October 05, 2006, 11:33:46 PM
For those who didn't catch the whiff, it's Theater of the Absurd-- designed with an eye for satire and a genuine love for the genre.

And no, the entire cast will not be vegetables.

And yes, I am working on drawing cabbage. I may eventually have something passable.
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Raelifin on October 05, 2006, 11:38:12 PM
*shudder*
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on October 05, 2006, 11:39:55 PM
You recoil now... But I'll show you!

I'll show them all!
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Darkxarth on October 06, 2006, 12:00:37 AM
I think its great!!!  What could be better than a mix of Goku, Superman, and a Carrot?!?!?
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on October 06, 2006, 08:44:41 AM
Quote from: DarkxarthI think its great!!!  What could be better than a mix of Goku, Superman, and a Carrot?!?!?

A: Nothing!
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: snakefing on October 06, 2006, 09:07:55 AM
What about the evil villain, Jude Es-Karot?
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on October 06, 2006, 09:13:56 AM
Quote from: snakefingWhat about the evil villain, Jude Es-Karot?

Heh. Classy.
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Poseptune on October 06, 2006, 09:40:27 AM
There are no words to describe this.... :morons:



:P
I can't wait to see the first episode.
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on May 21, 2007, 06:23:49 PM
The first installment in the long-awaited tale!
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Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Stargate525 on May 21, 2007, 06:34:48 PM
When I saw you were going to do a comic, I was hoping Justice Man and Righteous Boy.

This is funny too.
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on May 21, 2007, 06:48:51 PM
Quote from: Stargate525When I saw you were going to do a comic, I was hoping Justice Man and Righteous Boy.

This is funny too.

No man... My personal human superheroes are Useless Man and Everyouthful Lad. They have quite the colorful rogues' gallery.
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Tangential on May 21, 2007, 08:00:35 PM
Rock.
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Post by: Higgs Boson on May 21, 2007, 08:45:14 PM
I, and the rest of mentally disturbed wackoes, demand more!
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Post by: Xathan on May 21, 2007, 09:02:35 PM
That...was...AWESOME!

I want more.
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Túrin on May 22, 2007, 09:27:02 AM
Haha, brilliant!

Mooore! :D
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Xathan on May 22, 2007, 11:02:50 AM
Will the next comic feature Celery Man? I hope?
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on May 22, 2007, 11:37:07 AM
Quote from: Xathan, Actually Back This TimeWill the next comic feature Celery Man? I hope?

I'm sorry, that information is classified.
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on May 22, 2007, 01:36:28 PM
I bring you... more!
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Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: SDragon on May 22, 2007, 03:49:29 PM
And a new hero is introduced!
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Ishmayl-Retired on May 22, 2007, 04:29:21 PM
Heh.... fun, fun
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Tangential on May 22, 2007, 11:14:08 PM
Oh noes! The dreaded Green Gloop!
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on May 22, 2007, 11:20:25 PM
His name is "Urgh." :P
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Tangential on May 22, 2007, 11:40:20 PM
Ah. So he's a Pokemon.
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on May 22, 2007, 11:47:56 PM
Quote from: Raskolnikov On The StairsAh. So he's a Pokemon.

:( It's the only canonical name, outside Mr. Slime Monster...
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Tangential on May 23, 2007, 12:11:36 AM
LOL.
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Post by: Elven Doritos on May 25, 2007, 02:06:20 PM
And the saga continues!
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Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: SDragon on May 25, 2007, 02:32:28 PM
Should I be scared that I can relate to superpowered, sentient vegetables?
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on May 25, 2007, 02:36:30 PM
Quote from: sdragon1984Should I be scared that I can relate to superpowered, sentient vegetables?

Only as scared as I should be for being able to write a relatable superpowered, sentient vegetable...
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: SDragon on May 25, 2007, 02:43:01 PM
Quote from: Elven Doritos
Quote from: sdragon1984Should I be scared that I can relate to superpowered, sentient vegetables?

Only as scared as I should be for being able to write a relatable superpowered, sentient vegetable...

Two of 'em!
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Stargate525 on May 25, 2007, 02:53:04 PM
So... funny...

I love that he listens to the thought boxes only when it suits him. And what the hell IS Glass Bubble?
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on May 25, 2007, 03:00:09 PM
Quote from: Stargate525So... funny...

I love that he listens to the thought boxes only when it suits him. And what the hell IS Glass Bubble?

:D on the first two counts.

I plead the fifth on the third.
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Poseptune on May 25, 2007, 03:14:28 PM
It's like reading an average day at the office.
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Post by: Ishmayl-Retired on May 25, 2007, 03:20:03 PM
I think the first two sentences in the most recent comic (the thought box, and then SK's response) are the funniest things I've read in awhile.
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Epic Meepo on May 25, 2007, 07:01:05 PM
I particularly like that third one. The bit about GB's erroneous claim of telekinesis was hilarious.
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Post by: Raelifin on May 25, 2007, 08:00:44 PM
Hehe, it gets better and better!

Go GB!
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Post by: Elven Doritos on May 25, 2007, 08:02:44 PM
Thanks for all the compliments and encouragement, guys. :D
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on July 15, 2007, 04:33:56 PM
And so it continues (sorta!)!
Note: It was originally in black and white (hence the title across the top), but I decided to add some really basic colors. I probably shoulda changed the title too, but meh.

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Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Túrin on July 18, 2007, 08:34:46 AM
Please tell us it won't end here. *sob* Pretty please? :'(
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Post by: Elven Doritos on July 18, 2007, 09:13:01 AM
It won't, I just have to figure out a way to budget my time better. ;)