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Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SDragon on April 13, 2011, 08:46:06 PM
That's right-- it's time for a new forum game! The rules to this one are quite simple. You're at a vending machine. But not just any vending machine; this one is magic. Instead of merely inserting currency, you can insert anything at all. In return, you can receive anything at all, as well. The catch, however, is that there's no practical way to predict what you might receive. The machine seems to decide for itself what it gives you, and only the next poster can announce what was received.

For example:

Inserts: squished jellybean

Receives: Rubic's Cube

Inserts: CD full of open source software

... and now the next poster has to say what they received, before they can insert something new. Let's go!
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Weave on April 13, 2011, 09:02:45 PM
Receives: Bacon

Inserts: a bar of soap.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ninja D! on April 14, 2011, 07:22:14 AM
Receives : Bacon

Inserts : More bacon
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on April 14, 2011, 08:40:53 AM
Receives: Cabbage

Inserts: Turtle
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SDragon on April 14, 2011, 09:52:28 AM
Receives: a used copy of Small Gods

Inserts: a dice bag
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: LordVreeg on April 14, 2011, 10:35:11 AM
Receives : Small, yellow, dog-eared post-it reading "Bucknards was here"

Inserts: Cat skull.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: the_taken on April 14, 2011, 11:01:40 AM
A Veggie Burger with extra bacon.

Sterling silver jewellery box filled with semi=precious stones.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Stargate525 on April 14, 2011, 11:23:09 AM
receives: Bacon

Inserts: fresh-minted love
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Weave on April 14, 2011, 11:26:01 PM
Receives: pepper-minted heartbreak.

Inserts: 25 cents.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 14, 2011, 11:59:05 PM
Receives: 25 pennies
Inserts: Bottle of cheap stout
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Stargate525 on April 15, 2011, 12:12:37 AM
Receives: One bottle of expensive stout

Insert: Coin
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 15, 2011, 02:01:25 AM
Receives: Half of a girl's size 7 shoe and 3 penny nails
Inserts: Air
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Seraph on April 15, 2011, 02:38:32 AM
Receives: Fire

Inserts: Pizza
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ninja D! on April 15, 2011, 04:01:39 AM
Receives : bacon

Inserts : EVEN MORE BACON
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on April 15, 2011, 01:36:10 PM
Receives: stinking spoiled bacon

Inserts: assembler code
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on April 15, 2011, 01:45:22 PM
Receives: positronic brain

Inserts: live garter snake
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 15, 2011, 02:43:51 PM
Receives: Apple
Inserts: Can of WD-40
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on April 15, 2011, 03:00:29 PM
Receives: rust monster larva

Inserts: 3.5 DMG
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 15, 2011, 03:01:53 PM
Receives: 4 damage
Inserts: Barry Manilow CD
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SA on April 16, 2011, 02:21:16 AM
Receives: his gnawed-upon corpse
Inserts: a skellington key
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Seraph on April 17, 2011, 02:03:34 AM
Receives: Jack Skellington

Inserts: Jack Sparrow
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 17, 2011, 02:09:24 AM
Receives: Jack Daniels
Inserts: Turtle
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Seraph on April 17, 2011, 02:52:16 AM
Receives: Ishmayl
Inserts: Anton Chekhov
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ninja D! on April 17, 2011, 06:25:58 AM
Recieves : Russian Sausage

Inserts : Thinly sliced pig meat
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Weave on April 17, 2011, 10:37:39 AM
Receives: BACON!!!

Inserts: 1d20
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Seraph on April 17, 2011, 11:03:02 AM
Receives: Natural 20

Inserts: Natural 20
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on April 17, 2011, 11:13:49 AM
Recieves: Critical hit

Inserts: Old VHS cassette
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SDragon on April 18, 2011, 09:12:13 AM
Receives: the tape from the old VHS cassette.

Inserts: deck of playing cards.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Kindling on April 18, 2011, 12:19:08 PM
Recieves: Deck of working cards.

Inserts: 1973 Dodge Swinger
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 18, 2011, 02:46:59 PM
Receives: 1973 Los Angles Dodgers
Inserts: Intangible Object
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on April 18, 2011, 03:11:23 PM
Receives: Ineffable Idea

Inserts: voodoo doll
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ninja D! on April 19, 2011, 09:19:45 PM
Receives : EVEN MOAR BACON

Inserts : Leftover grease
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on April 19, 2011, 09:23:47 PM
Receives: Elder Grease Elemental

Inserts: House of Leaves, by Mark Z. Danielewski
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Weave on April 19, 2011, 09:44:09 PM
Recieves:  Minotaur (we really could use a slashed-through text).

Inserts: A secretly stolen bottle of Vreeg's finest wine.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ninja D! on April 19, 2011, 10:01:04 PM
Receives : An ass-kicking

Inserts : a scrap of paper with the words, "He knows" scratched into it.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 19, 2011, 11:11:54 PM
Receives: a scrap of paper with the words, "So do I" scratched into it

Inserts: linguist
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on April 20, 2011, 12:04:30 AM
Receives: human tongue, fresh

Inserts: The Mona Lisa
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 20, 2011, 12:36:15 AM
Receives: human head, missing tongue
Inserts: bacon
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Seraph on April 20, 2011, 01:01:14 AM
Receives: Whole Pig
Inserts: A bar of soap

[ooc]Ok, guys, the bacon thing is getting a bit old.  I happen to love bacon, but this is getting somewhat excessive[/ooc]
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SA on April 20, 2011, 02:03:04 AM
Receives: Giovanni Ribisi
Inerts: Tutankhamen's mummified unmentionables
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 20, 2011, 02:17:36 AM
Receives: bacon
Inserts: bacon
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Weave on April 20, 2011, 07:33:19 AM
Receives: fruit.

Inserts: Guy Fawkes.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Seraph on April 20, 2011, 01:52:21 PM
Receives: V
Inserts: Alan Moore
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: the_taken on April 20, 2011, 02:04:45 PM
Receives: Demi Moore

Inserts: 10 foot pole
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 20, 2011, 02:24:44 PM
Receives: 10 paladins
Inserts: indefatigable midget
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on April 20, 2011, 03:24:51 PM
Receives: exhausted giant

Inserts: 8000 terracotta warriors from the tomb of Qin Shi Huang
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on April 20, 2011, 03:45:30 PM
Receives: Elixir of Immortality

Inserts: Pnakotic Manuscripts
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on April 20, 2011, 04:38:44 PM
Receives: 1 cup of viscid, noxious, self-luminous, glistening, protoplasmic ichor

Inserts: plush headcrab (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/a9d5/)
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Weave on April 20, 2011, 04:49:43 PM
Receives: Crowbar.

Inserts: Aperture Science Portal Gun.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SDragon on April 20, 2011, 04:52:51 PM
Receives: FACEHUGGER!

*four hours later*

Insert: Juvenile xenomorph
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on April 20, 2011, 05:41:53 PM
Receives: Geriatric Predator

Inserts: machine gun
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: TheMeanestGuest on April 20, 2011, 05:45:59 PM
receives: a 30 mm rotary cannon and a narwhal tusk
inserts: a gundam!
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 20, 2011, 06:15:15 PM
Receives: dancing japanese robot
Inserts: suppository
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SA on April 20, 2011, 08:48:21 PM
Receives: a disgusting mess
Inserts: a curious, questing finger
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 20, 2011, 09:05:52 PM
Receives: bottle of hand sanitizer
Inserts: live chicken
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on April 20, 2011, 09:56:19 PM
Receives: live velociraptor

Inserts: Desert Eagle semi-automatic pistol
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SA on April 20, 2011, 10:36:55 PM
Receives: 9 pints of blood
Inserts: 18 pints of blood
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on April 20, 2011, 11:49:36 PM
Receives: Uzi sub-machine gun

Inserts: The Satanic Bible, by Anton LaVey (slightly used & dogeared)
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 21, 2011, 01:23:25 AM
Receives: unopened copy of Diablo by Blizzard Entertainment
Inserts: Empire Strikes Back Special Edition DVD
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SA on April 21, 2011, 02:20:46 AM
Receives: Four stars from Roger Ebert
Inserts: Marlon Brando's disheveled hairpiece
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 21, 2011, 02:50:37 AM
Receives: Norm Morrison's freshly buffed codpiece
Inserts: Bottle of cod liver oil, cracked and missing cap and dropper
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on April 21, 2011, 03:52:13 PM
Receives: Surge of vitamins
Inserts: Maids (http://media.photobucket.com/image/maids/Rozen_Field/Negima/1141904756633tb2.jpg?o=847)
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: LordVreeg on April 23, 2011, 10:12:07 AM
Receives: proof of my own degeneracy, in certificate form.  (Ohh, let's frame this!)
Inserts: ball gag
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SDragon on April 23, 2011, 10:48:58 AM
Receives:  :huh: I'm not quite sure I want to know what this thing is...

Carefully inserts: Whatever this is
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 23, 2011, 01:29:10 PM
Receives: The same thing back (even the machine doesn't want it)
Inserts: Autographed copy of the necronomicon, the name "Abdul Alhazred" written on the inside cover in a dark yellow-green substance.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on April 23, 2011, 02:36:39 PM
Receives: Phone call, from a Great Old One

Inserts: Quivering tentacles
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 23, 2011, 02:51:36 PM
Receives: Japanese Schoolgirl Uniform, Size 3
Inserts: Fresh Apple Pie
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on April 23, 2011, 03:01:57 PM
Receives: Fresh lemon meringue pie

Inserts: Human eyeball
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 23, 2011, 03:03:50 PM
Receives: Jar of spider eggs
Inserts: Crumpled sheet of tinfoil
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on April 23, 2011, 03:20:30 PM
Receives: Tinfoil hat

Inserts: SPAM
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: CoyoteCamouflage on April 23, 2011, 03:40:09 PM
Receives: An exiled Nigerian prince

Inserts: A Sacajawea gold dollar.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 23, 2011, 04:48:38 PM
Receives: A mugging
Inserts: Broken arming sword
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SA on April 24, 2011, 01:37:07 AM
Receives: Cello tape
Inserts: The launch codes
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on April 24, 2011, 12:49:43 PM
Receives: 30-Megaton nuclear blast

Inserts: Fallout
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SA on April 24, 2011, 02:26:05 PM
Receives: a Pipboy
Inserts: a probing tongue
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Weave on April 24, 2011, 02:51:23 PM
Receives: Delicious ants.
Inserts: a Metroid.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Seraph on April 26, 2011, 01:40:56 AM
Receives: A laser blast to the face
Inserts: A Monkey with a gun
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 26, 2011, 02:06:01 AM
Receives: Mon-keigh with a gun (aka - imperial guardsman)
Inserts: WAAAAAAAAGH!
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on April 26, 2011, 08:00:09 AM
Receives: MORE DAKKA

Inserts: Red crowbar
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Seraph on April 26, 2011, 10:10:17 PM
Receives: Speedy Torque
Inserts: Spanish Inquisition
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on April 26, 2011, 11:13:43 PM
Receives: Nothing, the vending machine wasn't expecting that
Inserts: Bottle filled with viscous blue gel, labeled "Mortimer's Masterful Mendicant Metamorphosizer".
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Seraph on April 27, 2011, 01:05:13 AM
Receives: A swarm of infant vampires
Inserts: Slip of paper with cabalic writings and symbols
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SDragon on April 27, 2011, 01:18:26 AM
Receives: A can of Java Monster. Mmm.

Inserts: a selections of comments on DeviantArt pictures.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: CoyoteCamouflage on April 27, 2011, 03:14:21 AM
Receives: A First Place ribbon.

Inserts: Metallica's Master of Puppets album.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Seraph on April 27, 2011, 09:30:22 AM
Receives: Jim Henson's Pastor of Muppets album--which is a bizarre sermon delivered by Fozzie Bear.

Inserts: Several pecans and a tube of neosporin (random things on my desk)
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on April 29, 2011, 05:06:28 PM
Receives: Magical Pecan Pie of Cure Light Wounds

Inserts: Valyrian Steel
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SA on April 29, 2011, 09:04:42 PM
Receives: A shower of Valyrian shrapnel

Inserts: The last remaining dodo!
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on April 30, 2011, 04:52:13 PM
Receives: Roasted dodo on a spit

Inserts: Medusa's severed head
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: SA on April 30, 2011, 10:00:38 PM
Receives: an inexhaustible fountain pen, forever gushing

Inserts: a bear's filthy tappen
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: TheMeanestGuest on May 01, 2011, 12:06:11 AM
receives: eternal slumber
inserts: a coupon for 10% off your next purchase at American Eagle
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on May 01, 2011, 04:01:06 PM
Receives: american bald eagle familiar
Inserts: Plate of IHoPs pancakes
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Seraph on May 01, 2011, 05:17:03 PM
Receives: Stomach Ache
Inserts: Glade Plugin
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on May 01, 2011, 06:54:48 PM
Receives: Cloud of imitation apple pie scent
Inserts: Runcible Spoon
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on May 04, 2011, 05:21:25 PM
Receives: Spotted Frogs

Inserts: Portable Hole
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Seraph on May 04, 2011, 06:03:44 PM
Receives: Sphere of Annihilation

Inserts: Deck of Many Things
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on May 04, 2011, 06:13:51 PM
Receives: Many Things
Inserts: Indescribable Question
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: jasonguppy on May 04, 2011, 06:57:57 PM
Recieves: A small cat
Inserts: English HOmework
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on May 04, 2011, 08:03:07 PM
Receives: B+ and notation to use proper capitalization.
Inserts: Chocolate Truffle with creamy peanut butter coating and almond shavings topping. Wrapped in dark wax paper.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on June 01, 2011, 02:58:29 PM
Receives: Empty paper wrapping with traces of coating.

Inserts: "An elegant weapon for a more civilized age".
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on June 01, 2011, 03:24:33 PM
Receives: BlasTech Dl-44 civilian issue blaster with the following Aurebesh inscription on the barrel: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster by your side."

Inserts: Attack of the Clones novelization, by R.A. Salvatore.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on June 02, 2011, 01:38:09 AM
Receives: heartburn
Inserts: head of crisp lettuce and three cloves of garlic
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: LoA on June 02, 2011, 08:46:53 PM
Recieves: A vampire bunny in great pain

Inserts: a crappy video game
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on June 03, 2011, 02:51:45 PM
Receives: 10/10 rating from IGN
Inserts: black tea spoon with gold tracery in the shape of a frog
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on June 03, 2011, 02:57:02 PM
Receives: live black frog with gold spots

Inserts: print of Hieronymus Bosch's "The Garden of Earthly Delights" (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/The_Garden_of_Earthly_Delights_by_Bosch_High_Resolution.jpg/800px-The_Garden_of_Earthly_Delights_by_Bosch_High_Resolution.jpg)
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on June 03, 2011, 04:13:40 PM
Receives: Hallucinogenic mushrooms

Inserts: A palantir
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Weave on June 03, 2011, 04:17:30 PM
Receives: Salacious Angel's old avatar.

Inserts: A tesseract.

Edit: Damn, beaten by 4 minutes. Just ignore mine.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on June 03, 2011, 04:33:26 PM
Receives: Arkenstone

Inserts: a tesseract
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on June 03, 2011, 04:36:34 PM
Receives: Sonic Screwdriver
Inserts: Dalek
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on June 03, 2011, 06:17:39 PM
Receives: Cardassian Garresh

Inserts: lump of moon-rock
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: LoA on June 03, 2011, 07:16:31 PM
Recieves; a clump of dust

Inserts; Pokemon soulsilver
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on June 03, 2011, 08:59:49 PM
Receives: Pokethulu Pocket Guide
Inserts: Iron hatchet, well worn and engraved with a carving of 13 dwarves and a halfling fighting a dragon.
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on June 04, 2011, 03:32:19 PM
Receives: A stack of Ent-based firewood

Inserts: Dragostea_Din_Tei.mp3
Title: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on June 04, 2011, 05:09:56 PM
Receives: Video of man lip synching to music with English word alternatives.

Inserts: Plate of black pitted olives
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on November 06, 2011, 05:30:43 AM
Receives: A bottle of olive oil.

Inserts: Sealed Evil in a Can.
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Kindling on November 06, 2011, 05:53:28 AM
Receives: An open, empty can.

Inserts: Capdown (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox3cnKH5PRc)
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Magnus Pym on November 06, 2011, 05:10:25 PM
Receives: An unopened and fresh bottle of beer.

Inserts: An empty bottle of beer.
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Kindling on November 08, 2011, 05:26:01 PM
Recieves: Capdown (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQnTsL6yo-4&feature=related)

Inserts: Fresh coriander leaves.
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ninja D! on November 08, 2011, 10:09:42 PM
Receives : BACONPOCOLYPSE

Inserts : Extra bacon
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Xathan on November 08, 2011, 11:14:04 PM
Receives: One very angry pig demon.

Inserts: Crispy Ninja.
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Steerpike on November 09, 2011, 03:03:19 AM
Receives: chewy pirate

Inserts: metaplasma-coil Headsman Model 7 six-shooter with custom double-action trigger
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: O Senhor Leetz on November 09, 2011, 09:45:21 AM
Receives: hotdog

Inserts: something witty
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Xathan on November 09, 2011, 11:19:11 AM
Receives: Yo Momma Joke

Inserts: Mobius Strip
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on December 08, 2011, 12:46:14 PM
Receives: An ant on a rubber rope

Inserts: A 10-ft. pole
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Kalontas on December 08, 2011, 01:12:43 PM
Receives: a 10 ft. pole... made of bacon.

Inserts: bone meal.
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ninja D! on December 08, 2011, 01:59:27 PM
Receives : bacon bits
Inserts : dragon bones
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on December 08, 2011, 06:10:05 PM
Receives: cure for Dragon Leukemia
Inserts: Basket of Purple Oysters
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Kalontas on December 08, 2011, 06:26:19 PM
Receives: bucket of purple paint (who said it has to NEVER make sense?)

Inserts: complete Lord of the Rings trilogy (the books)
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Xathan on December 09, 2011, 12:29:49 AM
Receives: Scratched up copies of the movies on DVD.

Inserts: FUS RO DAH!!!
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Nomadic on December 09, 2011, 12:50:00 AM
Receives: Air cannon shot to the chest
Inserts: Vreeg's filled wineglass
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Xathan on December 09, 2011, 12:53:57 AM
Receives: Well-aged setting.
Inserts: Pathfinder Core Setting
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Kalontas on December 09, 2011, 06:31:19 AM
Receives: the D&D movie on DVD

Inserts: a six-sided die
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on December 12, 2011, 05:01:27 PM
Receives: A natural '6'.

Inserts: A hardback copy of Orwell's 1984.
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: the_taken on July 02, 2015, 12:33:02 AM
Recieves: A clergyman's daughter.

Inserts: A fist full of dollars
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: LoA on July 02, 2015, 01:50:49 AM
Recieves: A few dollars more

Inserts: The Essential Works of Jules Verne
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on July 02, 2015, 01:11:39 PM
Recieves: A trip to the center of the Earth.

Inserts: A Braavosi iron coin.
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: horseradish on July 03, 2015, 06:39:08 PM
Receives: a man's name

Inserts: a single tear shed for something beautiful
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: LoA on July 03, 2015, 08:30:31 PM
Recieves: Despair because you'll never see anything that beautiful again.

Inserts: Painful High School Experience
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: horseradish on July 03, 2015, 09:36:24 PM
Receives: strength of character

Inserts: dexterity of character
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: LoA on July 03, 2015, 10:37:06 PM
Recieves: A score of 12 (Would not recommend Rogue as primary class)

Inserts: A score of Twenty in Intelligence.
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on July 04, 2015, 05:25:18 AM
Receives: Membership in MENSA.

Inserts: Scooby Snacks.
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Kindling on July 06, 2015, 08:15:58 AM
Recieves: Scuba gear

Inserts: Soldier 95 DPM ripstop jacket
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: LoA on July 07, 2015, 05:36:57 PM
Receives: Peanuts

Inserts: Necessary funds and talent to create an awesome video game adaptation of The Leviathan Trilogy by Scott Westerfeld.
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: the_taken on July 09, 2015, 01:36:59 AM
Receives: A five minute segment on X-Play covered by Adam Sessler.

Inserts: Weeping guitar solos.
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Kindling on July 09, 2015, 06:50:56 AM
Receives: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdgA3WElcZY

Inserts: A block of feta cheese.
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: the_taken on July 09, 2015, 06:09:59 PM
Receives: A bucket of tomatoes, olives, vinegar and lettuce.

Inserts: Sentient starships that don't get out the spaceport very much.

(also, that video is not available in my country)
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: LoA on July 09, 2015, 08:48:47 PM
Recieves: The Ship Who Sings by Anne McCaffery

Inserts: A hope for the future

(Also the link doesn't work for me either)
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Kindling on July 10, 2015, 05:04:30 AM
(I think it's unavailable in Amerika. It's 2german)
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: Ghostman on July 10, 2015, 12:59:06 PM
Recieves: Lightsaber

Inserts: Triforce
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: LoA on July 10, 2015, 02:29:09 PM
Receives: Wisdom, Power, and Courage.

Inserts: Wind Waker
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: the_taken on July 11, 2015, 04:43:42 PM
Receives: The Sandman

Inserts: The Sandbag
Title: Re: Magic Vending Machine
Post by: LoA on July 11, 2015, 06:28:20 PM
Recieves: A low score in Super Smash Bros.

Inserts: Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
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