All right, i'm bored, so heres a game i came up with. The rules are quite simple. Just pit two anything's against eachother, and the next poster decides who wins and gives there reasons, then pits two other anything's and so on.
For example:
Darkwing Duck vs. Larryboy!
I declare Larryboy the winner! Darkwing Duck is a much better fighter, but Larryboy just has a much more kick-ass theme song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-2Z8LnB9RI
Ketchup vs. Mustard!
and go!
Ketchup because Mustard is yellow, yellow with cowardice that is!
Laptops vs. Smart phones
Laptops! Because smart phones are ironic...
Godzilla vs.Gamera!
Gamera because he's vaguely turtle-like and it would be heretical to ever vote against a turtle on these boards!
Thor vs. Zues!
Thor! Because you don't see Zues getting his own film.
One Awesome Turtle vs. a bunch of average turtles.
The good of the many out weigh the good of the few. So I'd have to say the bunch of turtles win!!!
Card Games on Motorcycles vs. Role Playing on Speed boats!
Roleplaying on speed boats! Because the only thing worse than getting killed on a motor cycle is getting killed on a motor cycle knowing you owe someone else $300 bucks and the bike you just sacked.
Disney TV vs. Disney Animation
Disney Animation because Disney TV lives and breathes off the peripherals and spin offs of Disney Animation!
Madonna vs. Cher
Cher! Because she played the villian role in Tangled. Although I can't understand why they had her suck helium while acting...
Jafar vs. Gaston!
Jafar because everyone likes a good wizard BBEG, especially one who was out smarted by a street urchin masquerading as a prince.
Elvish Archers vs. Dwarven Rifleman (Rifledwarves?)
Dwarven Rifleman! Because he's the future, baby. Deal!
George Washington vs. Begley the squirrel!
George Washington because he had a monkey gripped +5 Flaming Frost Shock Keen Thunderous Cherry Axe. With his trusty Axe, he and his Magical Pegasus (that could turn into a Rowboat) whooped the British's lobster butts all the way to Canada... Or something like that... >.>
Werekrakens or Weresphinxes
weresphinx. they can eat calamari withoout cannibalism
unicorn or dragon
Unicorn. The dragon's primary power, it's poisonous breath, is countered by the unicorn's horn, which is known to neutralize all poisons.
Fast Zombies -vs- Steampunk Goblins
Steampunk Goblins because they have Steam powered motorbikes, steam powered blimps and steam powered nuclear bombs, Fast Zombies can't compete!
Red M&M vs. Yellow M&M
Yellow m&m's. because yellow food dye hasn't been known to give cancer.
An awesome turtle vs. batman who turned into a turtle
Neither. AWKWARD TURTLE!
Knock or Sleep
Sleep because I am tired.
Werex-box360 or Wereplaystation3
Were360 because the other one's network is down.
Halflings vs Hobbits vs Kender
kender
DnD gnomes or garden gnomes
D&D gnomes, because they can use their illusion powers to make you THINK they are garden gnomes. Then they can force you out of house and home with an army of squirrels, groundhogs, and weasels.
Robot Chicken vs. Robot Turtle (Nomadic)
Robot Chicken only because some of the writers played a game of 4E and video taped it for my consumption!
Telephones vs. Telegraphs vs Texting
Telephone! because there just the right amount of ancient yet advanced. plus i hate texting.
Fate vs. destiny!
Destiny because fate is the crutch bad guys and emo guys use to justify their actions.
Treasure vs. Booty
Treasure! Because i lack the shear will power necessary to not make an innuendo...
Steampunk vs. Dieselpunk
Steampunk because its good for the environment :)
Monk/Paladin vs. Barbarian/Druid
Steampunk! For the following reasons:
1. The technological limitations make the resulting accomplishments that much more awesome
2. More Brass
3. More Waistcoats
4. More Steam
5. Posh British Accents
6. SCIENCE!!!
Dobby vs. Gollum
Ah, E_E beat me to the punch! CURSE YOU!
Barbarian/Druid, because the forces of nature cannot be contained!
Also as an addition to why Steampunk wins: More Awesome Hats.
Same question from me though: Dobby vs. Gollum
Gollum! Because I can't immitate dobby at all.
Swinging Jazz vs. Bebop
My power (of ninja'ing) can't be denied! Buahahaha!
Back to the question at hand:
Bebop because where there's Bebop, there's cowboys.
Strawberry Godizlla vs. Blueberry Mecha-Godzilla
Strawberry Godzilla! Because it's the berry best day to blow tokyo away!
Squidward vs. Benny Goodman
Squidward because he's cultured, sophisticated and misunderstood!
Boulder vs. Hedge Trimmers vs. Parchment
Bolder. Crushes Hedge Trimmers and tears through parchment once it starts rolling.
Agents (Matrix) Vs. Borg
Borg because "We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
High Elves vs. Dark Elves
Dark Elves; their evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet vs Dr. Evil
Dark Helmet, for weilds the power of the Schwartz.
The Professor (Gilligan's Island) vs MacGyver
Macgyver, because I don't see The Professor making an explosive out of his socks.
Macgyver vs. The Guyver
Macgyver because he could beat the Guyver with a paperclip, some gum and a rubber-band!
Rick O'Connell (main character from The Mummy) vs. Indian Jones (main character from Indiana Jones)
Rick O'Connell! Because I respect any man who stays with one woman throughout a series.
Hayao Miyazaki vs. Katsuhiro Otomo
Otomo. Dystopian cyberpunk Tokyo > Ghibli Hills
X-Wing vs TIE Fighter
TIE Fighter. Because they are so much more aestheticaly cool than any TIE Fighter.
South Park vs. The Simpsons
South Park because its harder to animate!
Sour-Cream & Onion Chips vs. Cheddar & Sour-Cream Chips?
Ooohhh... That ones tough.....
I guess I would have to choose cheddar & SC, cause i'm a bit of a cheese nut. Onion & SC is still good though.
Pokemon vs. Digimon