Discovered this. It is an awesome source of hilarity, and every now and then it gives you something that could be truly awesome.
http://seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=historyscrambler (http://seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=historyscrambler)
Some samples:
Hilarity
Marilyn Monroe - Masked Avenger
Sappho – Biker
Lenin - Action Hero
Marquis De Sade - Swashbuckling Hero
Abigail Adams - Pin-up Girl
Ptolemy - Exotic Dancer
Albert Einstein - Pro Wrestler
Immanuel Kant - Barbarian Warrior
Jane Austen – Exorcist
Chiang Kai Shek - Game Show Host
Aleister Crowley - Space Marine
Alexander the Great - Singing Sensation
Queen Victoria - Luchadore
Awesome
Emily Dickenson - Steampunk Heroine
Leonardo Da Vinci - Paranormal Investigator
Thomas Edison – Beastmaster
Joan of Arc - Street Fighter
Madame Blatavsky - Paranormal Investigator
Charles Babbage - Vampire Hunter
Tutankhamen - Mad Scientist
H.G. Wells - Action Hero
Mozart - Private Detective
Benjamin Franklin - Vigilante
Agatha Christie - Swashbuckling Heroine
Annie Oakley - Starship Captain
Amelia Earhart - Vampire Hunter
Charles Dickens - Cyborg
That site is pretty neat.
It's like if sparkbot had a web page... :weirdo:
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That site is pretty neat.
It's like if sparkbot had a web page... :weirdo:
Sparkbot with her own web page could be terrifying. It would be composed mostly of deadly neurotoxins and Wensleydale's fancies in erotica.
Frankly, half the ideas in the Hilarious column are pretty awesome ideas themselves.
Quote from: Superbright
Frankly, half the ideas in the Hilarious column are pretty awesome ideas themselves.
Albert Einstein - Pro Wrestler, Alexander the Great - Singing Sensation, and Queen Victoria - Luchadore are my favorite hilarious ones.
I got "Charles Babbage - Computer Hacker."
How... accurate. :morons:
Quote from: sparkletwistI got "Charles Babbage - Computer Hacker."
How... accurate. :morons:
lol. Yep!
Madame Blavatsky - Paranormal Investigator is surprisingly close to what she did, too
I got Lewis Carroll-Demon Slayer
That is just so perfect that I'm not even sure how to respond to it...
I'm kind of wondering if that's gonna be the spinoff for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer...
I got John Adams - Cyborg. Hell. Yes.
Queen Victoria - Biker
Benjamin Franklin - Supervillain (not too far off, really . . . Now I'm picturing a steampunk Revolutionary War battle)
Pontious Pilate - Stereotypical Romance Novel Hero (I'm going to hell now)
Marie Antoinette - Black Ops Agent
Buddha - Dragon-slayer
I seem to remember that during the whole sitting under the tree until Awakening/Enlightenment thing he fought off demons. I wouldn't be surprised if he slayed a dragon or two here and there.
Harriet Tubman - Masked Avenger
Emily Bronte - Assasin
Mata Hari - Warlord
Chiang Kai Shek - Werewolf
Catherine the Great - High Priestess
Queen Victoria - Dragon-slayer
Buddha - Heavy Metal Musician
Franklin Roosevelt - Singing Sensation
Carl Jung - Masked Avenger
Jane Austen - Dragon-slayer
Confucius - Wizard
Sacagawea - Disco Sensation
Nikolai Tesla - Space Pirate
That Tunguska thing? This is totally how and why it happened.
Annie Oakley - Skatepunk
The Academic Magical Realm Generator (http://seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=magicrealm) is fun too:
Basic Invisible Academics
Basic Taxonomic Sorcery
Chronology of High-Energy Sorcery
Comparative Experimental Chronomancy
Essential Divinatory Philosophy
Essential Geomantic Studies
Experimental Magic
Geomantic Engineering
High-Energy Necromancy
High-Energy Sorcery
High-Energy Sorcery
Illusionary Instruction
Inadvisable Invisible Experimentation
Pyrotechnic Summoning
Taxonomic Necromancy