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Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: Wrexham3 on November 16, 2006, 05:41:43 PM
Brother Inspired Sharpened Screwdriver of Undeclared Enlightenment

My only excuse is I was bored  :(

Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: Endless_Helix on November 16, 2006, 06:04:05 PM
Mine's in my sig...
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: Wrexham3 on November 16, 2006, 06:10:07 PM
Quote from: Endless_HelixMine's in my sig...

Cool.  I see I've just joined a big, big family.   :drunk:


Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: Matt Larkin (author) on November 16, 2006, 06:59:56 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is a Unitarian Jihad name?  I mean I know what Unitarianism is, but what exactly is all this, anyway?
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Post by: brainface on November 16, 2006, 07:03:05 PM
QuoteCool. I see I've just joined a big, big family.
reason[/i] and understanding!.
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Post by: Numinous on November 16, 2006, 07:19:22 PM
I'm pretty sure my sig has a link, Phoenix.
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Post by: Elven Doritos on November 16, 2006, 07:26:21 PM
I'm Brother Atom Bomb of Love and Mercy. Fitting, je suppose.
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Post by: SA on November 16, 2006, 07:51:57 PM
I am Sibling Neutron Bomb of Looking at All Sides of the Question.
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Post by: Hibou on November 16, 2006, 07:55:13 PM
Coincidentally, I am also Sibling Neutron Bomb of Looking at All Sides of the Question.
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Post by: Darkxarth on November 16, 2006, 08:02:31 PM
Oho!  I am the The Sword of Looking at All Sides of the Question!

Wait, why don't I have a Brother or Sibling part?
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: Ninja D! on November 16, 2006, 08:09:23 PM
Brother Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: DeeL on November 16, 2006, 08:31:41 PM
Having tried some of the Unitarian Jihad Name Generators, I was unsatisfied that any such name accurately reflected my spiritual nature or temporal deeds.   Consequently, I made up my own.  I'm still waiting for the aproval of a committee before putting it in my sig, but here it is -

Sibling Xaser of Emotional Stability.

Now if any of you are members of a committee, I'd love to hear from you...
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Post by: Captain Obvious on November 16, 2006, 09:45:42 PM
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.

Compassion for victory!
Understanding for glory!
Comfort the infidel with sage advice and cookies!
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: Tangential on November 16, 2006, 09:52:32 PM
I am a Unitarian in RL and find this hilarious.

Know me as Brother Claymore of Warm Humanitarianism.
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: Wrexham3 on November 17, 2006, 09:39:17 AM
Quote from: DeeLHaving tried some of the Unitarian Jihad Name Generators, I was unsatisfied that any such name accurately reflected my spiritual nature or temporal deeds.   Consequently, I made up my own.  I'm still waiting for the aproval of a committee before putting it in my sig, but here it is -

Sibling Xaser of Emotional Stability.


Make up your own name!  HERESY!!!

Uh, sorry DeeL I'm new to all this... :roll:
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Post by: Wensleydale on November 17, 2006, 10:47:10 AM
I too, am a member of the crusade.

Sibling Pepper Spray of Mild Reason!
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Post by: snakefing on November 17, 2006, 11:35:04 AM
Perhaps someone can explain to me the significance of, The Dagger of The Short Path?
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: brainface on November 17, 2006, 01:17:38 PM
I'm always happy to educate the members of our unstoppable wave of human kindness.
[spoiler=googleGoogle]
Quote from: usfl&c=wrenwalker&id=4559[/urlIn the Zen philosophy of Paul Brunton, there are two paths to enlightenment or knowledge. One is called the 'Long Path' and the other is called the 'Short Path'. (See? Told you that the set-up was important.) The 'Long Path' is that of seeking and education and discipline. It is the years of study, the pouring over of the academic research, the learning of the forms and the techniques of a given religion or belief system. It is the brass tacks that first build and then maintain the entire structure. This is what your teachers or Elders are talking about when they tell you to read and to study. This is also what they may retort -and quite sharply, too!- when you whine about having to do all that boring stuff when you want to be out there shooting sparks from your fingertips. Too bad, they say. You have to do the grunt work first. It's up the hill with you and if you don't have the stamina for it, you won't make it here and stop wasting our time. It took thirty years to get here and we aren't about to just hand it over to you all nice and neatly packaged just because you want us to. Do the Work, dammit!

The 'Short Path' is that of sudden flashes of divine inspiration and instantaneous revelation. These flashes can come to anyone at anytime without any training or climbing or grunting at all. They are from the Gods Themselves and who knows why They choose to reveal Themselves to ordinary or untrained people in this way? That They do is evident in the numbers of people who come to Paganism after just this sort of experience. It needn't be a lightning bolt, but may have been a whisper. However it comes, it is enough so that when these folks discover the religions and paths that make up modern Paganism, they recognize within them the same Voices. They 'know' that they 'know' even if they aren't quite sure of even the most basic rudiments of the religions or systems themselves. They just 'know' that are where they are meant to be.
actually, is zen paganism? i don't even know.[/spoiler]
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: snakefing on November 17, 2006, 02:30:09 PM
Well, my understanding was that Zen was a particular branch of Buddhism. The rest of that seems rather more paganistic, but then no one ever accused neo-pagans of being fussy about consistency.

Still, "The Dagger of Sudden Enlightenment" does have a kind of pleasingly sinister ring to it.
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Post by: SDragon on November 18, 2006, 05:00:11 PM
while i will concur that zen is bhuddhism, the site was witchvox. witchvox. of course it sounded paganistic.
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Post by: Darkxarth on November 18, 2006, 06:02:52 PM
Wait, Neo-Pagan Buddhist Unitarians?  Now you've got me all confused... :o
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Post by: Seraph on November 18, 2006, 07:09:19 PM
I am Brother Guillotine of Loving Wisdom.  It's cool, but I wish I were a garrote . . .
Garrotes are awesomeness incarnate.
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Post by: Soup Nazi on November 18, 2006, 08:21:13 PM
I got a sweet one. I am brother burning pointy implement of loving truth.  :heart:
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Post by: limetom on November 18, 2006, 08:46:25 PM
I am Brother Divine Garrote of Reasoned Discussion.

It appears I'm an oxymoron. :P
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Post by: Seraph on November 18, 2006, 08:49:00 PM
Quote from: limetomI am Brother Divine Garrote of Reasoned Discussion.

It appears I'm an oxymoron. :P
Why must you torment me so?
Je suis jalouse.
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: snakefing on November 18, 2006, 08:54:59 PM
Je pense que vous voulez dire, "Je suis envieux," ou au moins, "Je suis jaloux."
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Post by: Darkxarth on November 18, 2006, 08:57:32 PM
Je ne parle pas francais.

Yay!  I'm helping!
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: Seraph on November 18, 2006, 09:05:40 PM
Quote from: snakefingJe pense que vous voulez dire, "Je suis envieux,"
Oui.
"Je suis Jalouse" is the title of a song by Emily Loizeau.
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: limetom on November 18, 2006, 09:33:10 PM
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FrancogallicÃ,,' nÃ...n sciÃ....
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: Seraph on November 18, 2006, 09:42:27 PM
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FrancogallicÃ,,' nÃ...n sciÃ....
What does that mean? What language is it?  
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: limetom on November 18, 2006, 09:48:49 PM
The first is Japanese, meaning "Sorry.  I don't understand French."  The second is Latin, meaning "I don't understand French."
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: Seraph on November 18, 2006, 10:06:15 PM
"Je suis jalouse" is french for "I am jealous," although, as snakefing said, "Je suis envieux" or "I am envious" is more correct.  I envy you, because you are a garrote.
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Post by: limetom on November 18, 2006, 10:08:32 PM
I acutally knew that, but confusing people is much more fun than not saying anything... :P
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Post by: Seraph on November 18, 2006, 10:13:13 PM
So, wait. . . You understood French the whole time and acted like you didn't just to mess with me?
:axe:
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Post by: limetom on November 18, 2006, 10:35:07 PM
Only that sentence, not French in general.  

I'm bored, I needed something to do...
Title: My Unitarian Jihad Name is....
Post by: SDragon on November 18, 2006, 10:52:08 PM
sibling nunchuku of loving kindness.
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Post by: Captain Obvious on November 19, 2006, 03:11:56 AM
Le francais est un belle langue, mais je prefere deutche. Ich spreche lieber deutsche aber ich kann spreche auch anglais und francais.
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Post by: Wensleydale on November 19, 2006, 06:21:52 AM
French is a beautiful language, but you prefer german? Tre gaspage! Heretic!
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Post by: CYMRO on November 19, 2006, 12:13:56 PM
Brother Neutron Bomb of Courteous Debate.

Leaving the buildings standing.  That's what it's all aboot.
Really.