This post has no real purpose but to deprive Eldo of his "Most Obnoxiously Alliterative Thread Title of the Year" Award. ;)
The Battle in the Tavern:
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[Red Valor] A Current quandary concerning the cosmos (Comments Craved)
Elven Doritos
Do I win the award for "Most Obnoxiously Alliterative Thread Title of the Year"?
Seraphine_Harmonium
Pompous Post Padded Purely for Personal Panache and to Play the Part of Puerile Prick.
Seraphine_Harmonium
Eldo, neener-neener-neener!
Elven Doritos
You know, this means war
Seraphine_Harmonium
Bring it on.
Elven Doritos
[Puts on Daffy Duck outfit]
Seraphine_Harmonium
[Puts on Bugs Bunny outfit]
Elven Doritos
Seraph-- somebody stole your alliteration!
Seraphine_Harmonium
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Elven Doritos
hahaha.
Seraphine_Harmonium
My Alliteration has returned Eldo!
Seraphine_Harmonium
Mwahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!
Elven Doritos
I think it jumped into the rabbit hole.
Poseidon
If you get lost: Follow the white rabbitâ,¬Â
Make this thread into a place for alliterative auto-aggrandizement.
I will strike you down, mortal.
You won't see it coming.
:ninja:
:rambo:
Viewers of these villainous vexations veer from the veneer placed upon this thread. It's true name is Pompous Post Padded Purely for Personal Panache and to Play the Part of Puerile Prick.
Thurreptitiouthly, I tholemnly thummon thevere and thimultaneouthly thcathing themblantheth of thacred thervithe.
*O MIGHTY FIEND OF THE NINTH CABBAGE, GIVE ME THTRENGTH*
Teeming tambourines tremor tritely, taking tremendous time with tactless tint; tantamount to treason.
And now for thomething completely different...
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i only have one thing to say:
you two are basically behaving like big bouncing brown baby bums.
Quote from: sdragon1984- the S is for penguini only have one thing to say:
you two are basically behaving like big bouncing brown baby bums.
Not nearly near the nearest number of words.
...ELMER. Thoot!
Quote from: Elven Doritos...ELMER. Thoot!
Where' dat wascly wabbit?!
Quote from: stargate525Quote from: Elven Doritos...ELMER. Thoot!
Where' dat wascly wabbit?!
No, no, no doc. It's Duck season.
RABBIT THEATHON.
Also:
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Duck Season.
Deliver ducks deftly in direction of dubious delinquents deciding to make them dinner.
RABBIT THEATHON.
THUTHPITHIOUTH AND THNEAKY THITITHENTH THOFTLY THINK UNDER THUPER THRATEGY.
I just gotta say, I'm throwing in with Seraphine. Bugs usually comes out on top in these things.
Bugs Bunny habitually beats the bad black bird at bantering because Bugs is better.
Habitual holmgang happiness!
Our rankth grow...
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BUGS BUNNY SINGS OPERA
Does Daffy Duck sing opera?
Now this is comedy.
Quiver and quake you quarelsome quack! My quixotic quintessence quickly counters queer questions quarterly. A curious quandary, quoth a quartet quarry.
I found something on my desk.
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Daffy Duck is destroying the galaxy.
Daffy Duck is destroying Earth-Martian relations--Daffy Duck is a hypocrite.
Pah.
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Bugs Bunny is an All-American.
Bugs Bunny is an All-American
If You Don't support Bugs, you're un-American.
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Bugs Bunny Grows better with age.
Bugs Bunny is a debonair rabbit.
Bugs Bunny eats his vegetables.
All-American alright.
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[size=36]OH NO YOU DIDN'T[/size]
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Because Bugs' has a star. And thats hawt. Also he always wins at these sorts of things.
Ex:"Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermous percussion pitch!"
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I thupport the duck and doritoth on thith one. That rascally rabbit ith going down.
The title of the thread is missing the definite article between "of" and "puerile."
We haven't had one of these in a while... carry on.
Quote from: Seraphine_HarmoniumIf You Don't support Bugs, you're un-American.
An amazing and astounding affront! Bugs' buggery belittles! Continentalists choose cabbage, countering crazy carrot! Daffy Duck digs this daring duel! Esteemed Europelanders (even Englishmen), engage our evil enemy!
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Futile are the flailings of the foes of our feathered freind!
I say Shoot 'em all!
Good grief guys! Have half a hair of happy hope for heroic harmony. Ignore ignoble inflammitory indignation. Just joke jollily.
Sing a song of sixpence sussurately? :P
Try taking a targetted talon of turbulent tardiness to triumph tactfully?
stop saying such senseless stuff and start shooting the separate sides of this stupid squabbling strife. Sheesh!
The True Faces Of Daffy Duck. KNOW THE ENEMY
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His Own Words
"I can't help it, I'm a greedy slob, it's my hobby"
What The Headlines Will Say
"Despicable, deranged duck dares delinquently disturbing the delightful day."
Pah.
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Rabbit restaurant and duck delicatassen...
Quote from: Elven DoritothPah.
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wait a minnute... dats me he's kickin! Kill the Wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!
Yeah! Kill the w- rabbit!
Elmer Fudd is hardly "the elderly" and I think you'd have a hard time proving that rabbit is actually Bugs, he only looks vaguely similar, it could be any rabbit.
Quote from: DarkxarthElmer Fudd is hardly "the elderly" and I think you'd have a hard time proving that rabbit is actually Bugs, he only looks vaguely similar, it could be any rabbit.
he cawled me OWD two?! Kill the wabbit!
I've seen that episode, it is elmer fudd and it's just a VERY old cartoon. It's like looking at mickey mouse when he still has little pac-men for eyes.
Whiner
I never called you old. The only one who said you were old was eldo with his "Bugs Bunny Hates the Elderly."
Oh, and Flying flirtaciously, flinging flip-flopping fools fundamentally fills folly fallen fustilarians, fighting fictitious felines fuming fairy fantasies far from Falstaff feeling foully fickle for pharaohs festering for five full moons. Fie! Factions of ferns foresee fell fiends filibuster first forcefully--friendly felicitations follow when phantom figures flit fingering fiddles so fast fate frowned frustrated, fertile fields fallow, fair fare ferments, fish form Fidel's finery, farting fallacially. Fear fraudulent fines for fakes fathom fun festivities.
Beat that Eldo!
This thread was amazing
Quote from: Elven DoritosThis thread was amazing
QFT.
Quote from: Elven DoritosThis thread was amazing
I remember this thread. I was just thinking about it the other day. We had a lot of fun warring, didn't we?