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Title: [PARODY] There are three sides to every Elven Dorito. Bold, Cool and Chessy. Which will you pick?
Post by: the_taken on May 16, 2007, 11:17:07 PM
[blockquote=Teeter-toter]
Here's an idea:

There are three sides to every Elven Dorito.

And that's where I stopped. I know there's bold, every dorito has a bold side. But what are the other two?[/blockquote][blockquote=Elven Doritos]
Cool ranch and Extra Cheesy.[/blockquote]

Bold, Cool and Cheesy.

Now, how to make this into a commercial?
Title: [PARODY] There are three sides to every Elven Dorito. Bold, Cool and Chessy. Which will you pick?
Post by: Elven Doritos on May 16, 2007, 11:18:57 PM
Quote from: Teeter-toterNow, how to make this into a commercial?

Jessica Alba, Shrek tie-in, explosions, and a laser-guided missle.

And lots of royalties to a certain someone.
Title: [PARODY] There are three sides to every Elven Dorito. Bold, Cool and Chessy. Which will you pick?
Post by: Higgs Boson on May 16, 2007, 11:21:34 PM
Make exploding cabbages!
Title: [PARODY] There are three sides to every Elven Dorito. Bold, Cool and Chessy. Which will you pick?
Post by: SDragon on May 16, 2007, 11:23:57 PM
Quote from: Uranium-238Make exploding cabbages!

Would Alba agree to such a contract?
Title: [PARODY] There are three sides to every Elven Dorito. Bold, Cool and Chessy. Which will you pick?
Post by: Higgs Boson on May 16, 2007, 11:31:11 PM
Well, we could always pay her in massive amounts of cabbages....
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