I figured another game wouldn't hurt, no?
How it works is this. I'll start off with a word, then the next person has to give another word that relates in some way to the previous one. For instance, if I start with 'orange,' someone could say 'round,' 'fruit,' 'apple,' etc. Don't go too far off on a tangent so we can't follow; 'breakfast cereal' is bit too far, and 'ford prius' is way far out.
Here we go.
Planet.
Globe
diameter
pizza
(Poseidon, I'm confused...)
Sausage
Bacon
Sizzle
hiss
Serpent
He-who-must-not-be-named
"The One True Name of God"
The Greek Pantheon
Haphaestus
forging
Hammers
Thor
Loki
mistletoe
kissing
Aphrodite
Lurve.
did we mean Louvre? I am making a leap here...
If so, I respond with Avenue des Champs-Élysées.
Otherwise, If I am missing something more obvious, I will start laughing at myself now, and beat the rush...
Yeah, I wasn't sure about that either... :-/
[ooc]
Quote from: Stargate525(Poseidon, I'm confused...)
It was the first thing that came to mind that had a diameter. Probably shoulda been pizza pie to be more clear[/ooc]
evruL (Lurve backwards :D)
Evil (it sounds kinda like Evrul)
[ooc]well, it made some sense if so...the Venus de Milo is at the Louvre...ether that, or this is a REALLY good aliganico I'm drinking[/ooc]
Forsaken
Bree
Emond's Field (yes, I seem to be on a Wheel of Time kick lately)
Calledin's Field
field of dreams
Dream Walker
Sandman
Sleep...
Faint
narcolepsy
Insomnia
Opium
Japan
Samurai
Bad movies
Nicholas Cage
National Treasure
Benjamin Franklin
inventions
Thomas Edison
Slavedriver
screwdriver
Tape Measure
Tim Taylor
Galaxy Quest
Wormhole
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Shapeshifter
Lycanthrope
lunar cycle
Lunar eclipse
Heroes
Might & Magic
Fighter and Wizard
Swords and Sorcery
Adventurers
burning and pillaging (not always in that order)
Redbeard
blackbeard
Seasprite
Kraken
Davy Jones
Davy Crockett
the alamo
Albatross
Seagull
Bahamut
Liwash
Laundry(Liwash has wash in the word and Laundry gets washed)
[ooc]Liwash was a giant whale creature that Bahamut rode.[/ooc]
Pants
Jeans
Pantaloons
Spaniards
horse lattitudes
Equator
[ooc]Wait....Why would a dragon god ride a giant whale creature? It makes no sense!!![/ooc]
Blowguns
cannibals
Mayans
[ooc]It's a god, he's allowed to not make sense. At very least, sense as far as mortal can comprehend.[/ooc]
Edit-- That was supposed to go to blowguns, by the way.
Montezuma
Monticello
Virginia
West.
cowboys
Owen Wilson
night at the museum
Night of the Living Dead
Zombies
Pet Cemetery
Garfield
The Aristocats
Siamese
Twins
Binary Star System (twin stars and all that.)
edit: d'oh, someone beat me.
Figure Eight
Bwahahaha!
Magic 8-ball
Poor source for decision making
Leviticus
(Rimshot)
(I'm religious - it's just a joke. No harm/actual mocking intended :))
Leviathan
Nile crocodile.
Pyramid
Aliens
Antimatter
Dark Matter
Gray Matter
Brain
Random insane thoughts that lead to forum games
Xathan's campaigns settings (random thoughts leading to something :P )
D&D
Xiluh.
sdragon1984
DeeL
Deet
Death
Hades
Salusa Secundus
Dune
Chosen
Choices
paths not taken (When you are OLD)
path to the darkside
The Road to Nowhere
The Road Not Taken (Robert Frost poem)
Fire and Ice (poem by Robert Frost)
Antipode
Above and Below
Black and White
Shadows
Light
Bright
Intelligent
Dolphin
Killer Whale
Moby Dick
Literature
Charles Dickens
the Artful Dodger
MR. Rogers
Land of Make-Believe
Puppets
Banjulhu
Cthulhu
Roleplaying game
World of Warcraft
Night Elves
Archers
Hobgoblins (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0455.html)
lousy t-shirts
Velociraptors (http://www.xkcd.com/store/)
Jurassic park
Jumanji
Elephants
Snuffaluffogus (Not sure on spelling there)
Big Bird
"Oh the usual; mummies, pigmies, big bugs. . ."--The Mummy Returns
Pyramid
Sarcophagus
Casket
basketball
football
nuclear weapons
Nuclear winter
Edit: too late
Frozen
Ice cream
happiness!
the CBG
The Opal Council
ISHMAYL!
Call me Ishmael
Great White whale
"The line must be drawn heeyah! This fah! And no furthah!"
Borg!!! (Excellent reference, btw)
Assimilation
Microsoft
X-Box
Ezekiel ('Zeke')
Wheel (as in, "Ezekiel saw the wheel")
Mercedes
The Count of Monte Cristo
Don Quixote
Climate change (windmills)
Al Gore
The Running of the Bulls
Livestock
stock market
market value
money
Pink Floyd
Sheep
dental floss (don't ask me how; it's the first thing that popped into my head.)
McGuyver
MacGuffin
McBain
Brain
Zombies
Neighbors
Weird.
Science
mythbusters
LCD Screens
Crystal Method
Methamphetamine
Speed
The Flash
justice league
Batman
Vampire Bat
Vlad Dracul
Saruman (Both he and Dracula were played by Christopher Lee)
White Wizard
Black Knight (Colour and then Profession)
Flesh Wound
limb amputation
Lieutenant Dan!
EDIT: simul-post.
EDIT: Well since that last one was taken away . . .
Is here, you know, inside your mind...
*cough*
The Voices! AAAAAHHHH!
PS: Golem, there was a mix up so I took down Phantom of the Opera
ARE TH-
And yeah, I know.
THEY'RE TALKING TO ME!
Crazy people on the street
"I'm Jesus!" (It's a long story, but If you know it it makes sense)
Tabloids (I once saw one claiming its scientists had figured out the date Jesus would come back as a giant to stop giant Cyber-Jesus from destroying New York city. The date was 2000 AD, but the date that the story was published was 2003...it claimed that the scientists traveled back in time and got a picture of cyber-jesus shooting lasers out of his eyes and that he was brought back by some cult called Cybermaniacs. I bought the magazine just to laugh at it...but i lost it.)
Elephant Baby
Snuffaluffogus
the letter "3"
23
42
Life, the universe, and nothing
Armageddon
CARMAGEDDON!
That giant Godzilla-ish thing that eats cars
RAMPAGE!
Sleepless Nights
Tom Hanks
Tom Cruise
Scientology (shudders)
Druids
Mithras
Monkeys
Apes
Planet of the Apes
Ishmael
Pequod
Nantucket
Mother Goose
Brothers Grimm
Harry Potter Movies
Crap.
[ooc]Damn you! i was setting myself up for that one SG![/ooc]
Owl Pellet Disection Kits
filthy junk in the back of a science cabinet.
M-Theory
string theory.
Supergravity
Antigravity
Flying
FALLING
Shel Silverstein (I think thats how you spell his name, you know, the children poem writer that used to write stuff for Playboy.)
What ifs (a poem by Shel Silversein)
nostalgia
nasal allergy congestion
headaches
Oregon (When I lived there I got headaches everyday)
Apple IIe's (Oregon Trail!)
dead oxen (seriously, I was stranded in the middle of the road for a year and a half...)
Oregano
Wisconson
Cheeseheads
dat der reedeculous visconsin accent der eh?
"eh?"?!? CANADA!!!!!!
John Candy.
Canadian Bacon
pizza
piggies
(interesting. 10 pages later, and we are back to pizza)
abattoir
babble
Gibbering mouther
Jaws
Bulette
Monster Manual
Players handbook
Player's Handbook 2
birdcage/litterbox filler
poo
Aquaduct
Romans
British Druids
The Fair Folk
Me!
myself and I
Stupid movies
(Oh, this is just such a layup)
Puppets as movie characters.
The Labyrinth
David Bowie
Venture Brothers
people
soylent green
(soylent green?)
dystopia
Anarchy!
no government
Chaos
salicious_angel
Elven Doritos
#2
race
ME!
Jedi Master Yogurt
Mel Brooks Movies
Blazing Saddles
mocking stereotypes
dumb blond jokes
Glinda
abundance of female singing roles.
abundance of female roles in general
gender prejudice
feminism
Reverse sexism
racism
To Kill A Mockingbird
Literature
font
italics
embolden
pnumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis
[ooc]It's spelled:
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis
and how does it relate to embolden?[/ooc]
Lung disease.
smoking
Vesuvius
someone
??
Beegees.
disco
music
(some might disagree)
broadway
theatre
Movies
people who mistakenly think that they are "actors"
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moradin
sucky things
sry, my brother was posting as me
leeches
medicine
Dr. Crusher
Captain Jean-Luc PICARD
"The line must be drawn hee-yah! This fah! And no fuhthuh!"
strange phrases with improper pronunciation
mad libs
funny
invader zimm
SPACE INVADER!
close encounter with the 3rd kind (is it close? first?)
ET phone home!
(Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Besides "with" you were correct.)
Asgard
Ragnorak
Wagner (pronounced with a 'v')
Germany
North-eastern hemisphere
Nonsense
speaking in tongues
Family Guy episode
animated shows
Stupid, fat, drunk, Animated characters such as homer simpson
Gully dwarves
Kender >.<
Thievery
Skullduggery
Necromancy
frankenstein's monster
German doctors
WW2
war
Jedi
the force
Nature
druids
Rocket propelled grenades
fantastic four (just watched it)
Monsters that eat worlds
monsters that eat cookies
sesame street
early-morning television
late-night japanese shows
jibberish
draconic
dragonheart
WOTC Books
Burning money
how rich people light their cigars
cubans
castro
Che Guevara
guerrilla warfare
chimpanzees
smart, tail-less monkeys who, while in the wild, rip other rival chimps apart when they raid other territories
high-school girls
anime/manga
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all!
wannabe anime
Envy
jealousy
Religion
Boccob
Raistlin Majere
A character
Tanis Half-Elven (Back to Dragonlance I say, damnit!)
Centaurs
Harry Potter
scars
sracs
not a word
doG daM eht fo hceeps sdrawkcab
Schizophrenia.
multiple personalities
(I know they're different, but most get them confused)
Janus.
investment portfolios
29 October 1929.
Bubbles.
Non sequitur.
difficult debating (I hate stopping a debate to explain fallacies)
[ooc]And by the by, I find it impressive that a single line from a star trek movie has been used twice. As well as pizza, pyramid, and a host of others.[/ooc]
Alliteration.
onomatopoeia (if i spelled that right haha)
Mimesis.
xerox
kinko's
lamination
layering
onions (ogres have layers, onions have layers...)
World of Warcraft
addictive mmo's
Vanguard
Car alarm (it's a Van Guard, haha.)
Edit: Key
Treasure Chest
double d
edd ed and eddy
morons.
extremists
Existentialists.
Philosophy
Nihilism.
Nietzsche
Ubermensch
Superman
Aquaman (...is a loser. :D )
Green Lantern
Flash
bang boom
boom bang
one great night in Vegas.
Fight Club (i.e. things you don't talk about.)
Rocky
Rocky 2
Multiple Extraneous Sequel Syndrome (MESS)
The LAnd BEfore Time(at least 26 of those)
The Lion King 1 1/2
shameless corporate money-milking.
Cows
The cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold . . .
milk
commercials
[ooc]
Quote from: limetomFight Club (i.e. things you don't talk about.)
pretty much my favorite movie ever
[/ooc]
propaganda that disrupts other propaganda
[ooc]
Quote from: limetomFight Club (i.e. things you don't talk about.)
The book was better still.[/ooc]
Cognitive dissonance.
Civil Disobedience
Transcendentalists
Ascent
The Ancients
Ori
amazingly awesome villains.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
bad actors playing good roles
Transformers
megan fox ;)
Hotness
retreat from the kitchen
ants in your pants!!!!!!!
stupid, but common phrases
"It looks safe..." (Famous last words.)
"Here, I'll take my armor off so I can sneak past the dragon" (more famous last words)
benefits of having no armor.
Chainmail bikini.
Things tha would look better on my floor
carpets
Persian rugs
Flying "carpet." (Seriously... it was a freakin' Persian rug...)
magic items in the dungeon master's guide
Magic Item Compendium
DMG2
Saltmarsh
Argonians
Oregonians
Oregon
PLANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: I hate the desert.
Desert (Seraphine_Harmonium hates it)
California
PS: the desert is GOOD
China (PS: Dessert is goodierest than the desert)
Panda Express
strangely shaped food storage containers
food!
doofus (doof is food backwards and doofus is doof with us at the end, and I'm in the u.s.)
Eval Kineval (Cause even he couldn't make that jump, I mean wow.)
Kramer(Don't ask how I made this one, then.)
Soup Nazi.
Newman
Going postal
dEAD lETTER oFFICE
caps lock dysfunction
WHY LETteRS RANdomly ChanNGE CAses
T3H UB3R L33T!!!!1!!!1111!!1one!
Daniel Jackson and Lt. Col. John Shepperd
MacGyver.
Stargate: Macgyver
(I think that was the name, had a bunch of clips set to the Mcgyver opening theme.)
Jack O'neill (i think that is how it's spelled)
Playing golf with a wormhole and a staff-weilding alien (one of my fav episodes)
Malakai
Molokai (it's a Hawaiian island).
mele kaliki maka
CHRISTMAS!
Fat people
tv
ET phone home
marsians
Improperly spelled words
"distain"
Absinthe. (I dunno... it was just the first thing that came to mind...)
Wormwood
Wormtail
Prophecies
Lies.
Truths
Masks
Totemist (Magic of incarnum)
Incarnum
Incarnadine
Fancy Restaraunts (THe last part of Incardine is dine, and you dine at restaraunts)
France
Charlemagne
Napoleon
Short.
halflings
gNOMES
fey
basilisks
R.A. Salvatore
Cliche characters
Lermin the Wizard.
Wizards
knowledge(arcana)
synergy
symbiosis
Metastasis.
stasis
Random ancient laboratories
edit: heh, I made post 555, yay me!
(ancient as in old, or the race in stargate)?
For ancient as in old: old places
If u meant The Ancients when u wrote ancient: Gouald
God**** Snakes in people's god**** heads!
Walmart: CLEANUP ON AISLE TWELVE
Person: AHH! THE VOICES!! THE VOICES IN MY HEAD, THEY'VE COME BACK! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
um.... Crazy people?
Schizophrenic people.
[ooc]Dammit! Limetom you beat me to posting. I was going to use: [blockquote=V for Vendetta]V: Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. (he carves a "V" into a sign) The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. (giggles) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
[/blockquote] But seeing as you beat me . . .[/ooc]
Gollum! Gollum!
multiple personalities
The Green Goblin
redundant terminology.
terms
terminate (cuz terminate starts with term)
Termites
replicators
MIMICS
mimes
things that are wrong with the world
Mimes.
(um.. i just said mimes)
what i just said in the forum game
Stuck in a revolving door.
stuck in a loop in time
Groundhog Day.
Winter
the winter of our discontent
Adjectives
Appositives.
Negatives
positives
Positrons.
particles
flux capacitor.
Gnome invnetions
Zeppelins
Rock
Paper.
scissors
knifes
Bunnygunball (a variant of rockpapersiccors my friend created, related to knives cause knives cut bunnies)
Rabbit
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Cheney. (In which Cheney is a secret move that cannot be revealed but beats whatever it is you have)
Dammit Golem! :-p
And that has what to do with rabbits? :P
questions (This was Atlantis, my brother. We keep forgetting to sign off once we exit)
You snuck that in there before I could get mine up!
Bad Timing
EDIT: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Answers
exclamations
Pluperfect Subjunctive Tense (Verb Tense)
Not getting a word in edgewise
Seraphine
The Swamp Thing
VoranIllezou
Brothers
Twins
Fred and George
Identical
Unidentical
Unique
Different
Me
Demilich (Thats different than lich)
you
Everybody!
Nobody
People
Short people (got no reason to live)
gnwarves
Gnome Alchemists
Strange
mysterious
normal
unnormal
double-plus ungood
unnatural
un-hotdogs
The Dark Side
(That was supposed to go with unnatural)
The shwartz
I hate it when my shwartz gets twisted
the force
The Dark Side
yogurt
SPACEBaLLS
Pudding!
(Meant to go after yogurt)
Puddin Pops!
Bill Cosby
COmedians
I brought you into this world, an' I can take you out!
Say 'ello to my little friend!
Mini-me
austin powers
Do I make you randy?
Un-powers
UN BELIEVABLE
Antimatter
A merry merry un-birthday
birthday
opposites
un-un-birthday
up and down
Double negatives
double positives
Doubleplus good!
Triple positives (Post stealer!)
quadruple positives
@Voran: Vindication! If nothing else is in there yet then that is also the post
Things that are getting retard/stupid/lame/annoying/lacksubstancey
forum games
Oh, I was going to say extraneous movie sequels
Things people were going to say
too many posts
It's too darn hot!
lack thereof
Lack of The Swamp Thing is recent posts. . .
sentencess with ... after the end
Name changes
ME
Tom Marvolo Riddle = I am Lord Voldemort (Name changes)
Not me
Not it!
TAG
It!
hide and seak
I hate clowns (It)
juggling
episode in stargate when they r stuck in a time loop
Mildly amusing tricks
not groundhog day
not winter
not summer
What's the matter, don't you like going in circles?
It's like a merry-go-round
not fall
Out of place things (Merry-go-round)
Trip (and knock over some sausage)
Stuff that happens when you chase theives
loosing your breath
suffocate
dying
electric chair
electricity
Dr. Frankenstein
carpet of corpses (cuz dr. frankenstein mad frankenstein out of bunch of arms from pples corpses)
"Its Frahnkensteen!"
mispronunciation
un-mispronounciation
un-un-mispronunciatione
mispelleationism
excessive silliness
Illezou, Voran
"A rose by any other name..."
team rocket
___/\___
__/__\__
_|____|_
_|____|_
_|____|_
_|____|_
_|____|_
_/____\_
/______\
_/\_/\_/\_
"""""""""""""
ROCKET!!!
space ship
Alien.
Predator
Invisibility.
level-inappropriate treasure (honestly, an invisibility cloak at year... er... level 1?)
Soul Drinker at level 1
[ooc]
Quote from: Stargate525level-inappropriate treasure (honestly, an invisibility cloak at year... er... level 1?)
And not only an invisibility cloak, but THE CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY[/ooc]
[blockquote=Davy Jones]One 'undred soulsss[/blockquote]
terrible movies
good movies
The illusionist.
The Prestige
too much mad science
crazy people
Me!
xVx
Dyslexia.
Hye! I'm nto Dsylxeic!
LIES!
Assassins
Prestige Class
The Egg-Chef
Iron Chef
Ironman!
Songs that sound good when you're drunk.
Alchohol
Saké
Japan
Anime.
[note]There is no accent over the "e" in sake (the alcohol).
Of course, if RoM meant to say "Keep Away!" he's right on the money, aside from the fact that he should be using a [urlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macron=]macron[/url] instead of an acute accent (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_accent).[/note]
absolutely horrible acting.
Chuck Norris
"Whenever you're in Texas look behind you, 'cause that's where The Ranger's gonna be."
Annoyingly sticky theme music.
Smurfs.
Kobolds
Meepo
*meep*
Turtles!
ISHMAYL!!!!! !turtle
ancient biblical names.
Ancient stuff
pyramids
Ziggurats.
Zig-zag
zag-zig
squiggles
~
something forgotten
Something old
Something new
Something borrowed
Something blue
something
nothing
absense
sense
taste
The Sixth Sense
I see dead people!
Over-used lines
Yoda
Storm Trooper
Starship Troopers
Space
The Final Frontier
Finale
musicals
I am the very model of a modern major general...
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nostalgia
Anachronism.
anachronistically
words that may be technically correct, but have no possible use.
words that are techniccaly incorrect that have all kinds of uses
the un-derivative
Algebra.
pain
fun
un-fun
un-un-un-un-fun
Double negatives.
positives
-2x-2
2x4s
splitting headaches.
hangover
Tequila. (Seriously, if you want a hangover, consume tequila.)
Songs
Jimmy Buffett
Little Miss Muffet
what the heck is a tuffet?
(In this context) a stool.
Quote from: Stargate525what the heck is a tuffet?
I always assumed it was a pillow.
Pillows?
feathers
Hats
Caps
Lock
Ctrl
CTRL + ALT + DEL
Blue Screen of Death.
Data
The Borg
Jean-Luc Picard. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo)
Riker
Striker (From X-men 2)
Dr. X
Dr. Pepper
[ooc]Did you mean Professor X?[/ooc]
Mr. Pibb
Mr. Pink
Mr. T
[ooc] [blockquote Seraphine_Harmonium] [ooc]Did you mean Professor X?[/ooc] [/blockquote] Yes [/ooc]
I pity the Foo....
FUBAR
Salad Bar
Slaad
slaad,Red
Nougat!
Milkyway Bar
[ooc]WTF? how do you get nougat from red slaad?[/ooc]
[ooc]Red is a color, when people talk about colors I usually burst in with, "NOUGAT!!!!"[/ooc]
TM
Sharpies
Markings on one's face after passing out drunk.
Alcohol poisoning.
hangover
Tequila. (Seriously, folks. This stuff is the way to get one.)
Drinking games
Irish
Dubliners by James Joyce
funny as heck drinking songs.
british accents
snapple earl grey tea.
Jean-Luc Picard, Captain
Make it so, number one.
engage
"Let's move out!"
"Transformers, MOVE OUT!"
"Transformers, MOVE IN!"
Transformers, Death Slaads in disguise.
[ooc]Nooo! My line hath been stolen![/ooc]
Wimps
Wurmple
Flim-flammity
wobble
wiggle
a pip-pip da doodley-do!
Zip a dee doo dah
Walt Disney
Bad remakes
Sequels
Below Par
golf
Flying Irish heads. (supposedly how the game began)
Drunken Lullabyes
[ooc]I thought it was Scottish. Or was it that the Scottish were using Irish heads?[/ooc]
children learning words they shouldn't
[ooc]I dunno, it's been awhile. You could be right.[/ooc]
midgets
Christmas Elves
Weird Al Yankovic
Amish Paradise
Fiddler on the Roof
the worst places to practice your instrument.
Volcano.
Tommy Lee Jones
Tom Cruise
scientologists
Galactic emperors
manipulative villains turned cackling morons.
Jon Stewart
The Word
[ooc]Okay, I know the Word does not belong to Jon Stewart, but that's what came to mind. Leave me alone.[/ooc]
HALLELUJAH!
Return Fire
Friendly Fire.
oxymoronic
[ooc]If it's fire, it's no friendly...[/ooc]
Oxen-pulled cart
lasers
sharks with laser beams attached to their heads
awesomeness
[ooc]By the by, back in my W.o.W. addict days, there was a guild called "SHARKS WITH LAZERS!!!!PEWPEWPEW"[/ooc]
Mutant bass
Are they ill-tempered?
Appease your god!
Blood sacrifices
Gummi bear sacrifices
Care Bear sacrifices ;)
Depressed Teenagers
Tight jeans
men in tights
Superman
Meta-Man
out-of-body experiences
surgery
arm re-attachments
mechanical arms
Mechanical sharks with lazers attached to their heads
Fiendish Iranian Commie-Nazi Zombie Ninja-Pirates with Goatees and Awesome Scars
fiendish undead iranian ninja pirates
creativity (or lack thereof)
other things to do (or lack thereof)
nothing to do(or lack of thereof)
boredom
mode rob (boredom backwards with a space between bor and edom)
posting random things simply for the sake of it.
Raelifin[ooc]Just kidding![/ooc]
Rants
[ooc]Sorry Rael, I had to.
I'm just kidding, though.[/ooc]
Multiple
Hemorrhoids
embarresment
blush
slush(ie)
Tasteless
Styrofoam
fun with packing materials (I am not the only one who played with packing peanuts...)
Moving
floating
falling
.com stocks in the late 90s.
Bill Clinton
I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman.
long acronyms
ADCOMSUBORDCOMPHIBSPAC
[ooc]Administrative Command, Amphibious Forces, Pacific Fleet Subordinate Command, if you must know.[/ooc]
Random exclamations
Women
Whoa, Man!
Purple Nurple
purple
color
...me pink
Mr. Pink
Mr. Men
Mr. Mime
Building God
The CBG
The CBBBEG
Elves
[ooc]Building God to CBG -- I love it.[/ooc]
Raelfin
Raelifin is an anagram of Iran Elf I
insane logic jumps of +10 gobbily gook
The international language of the good people of Gibber. (Gibberish!)
Improv games
Second City Television
Whose line is it Anyway?
Cleveland!
Great Cleave?
Shock Trooper
great cleavage!
my girlfriend
my broken heart
baboon tribe raids
monkies with guns.
Dick Cheney
Darth Sidius
Crushed childhood
Roger Waters
Mr. Rogers guest celebrity on "Pirates of Dark Water"
PIRATES! YARR!
Clearly you've never been to Singapore, love...
corsets
Stardust(the movie)
Las Vegas
Nevada
America
"America" from West Side Story
The absurdity of breaking into song in real life.
some kid in my highschool who'd always try to get people to do that
Me
shakespeare.
Robert Di Nero
Are you talking to me?
You can't handle the truth!
The truth will set you free!
the truth will imprison you
Pessimism.
Optimisim
OPTIMISM PARTY!!!
Optimus Prime!
Megatron
*wakes up* I AM . . . MEGATRON!!!!
Problems bigger guns can solve
Iraq
Problems that don't seem to be solvable by any measure of guns.
Impossibilities
[ooc]Seriously, its impossible. Tell me one problem and I'll tell you a way to solve it with bigger guns.[/ooc]
Time Travel
"The Vulcan Science Committe has determined time travel to be impossible."
Star Trek: Enterprise
Science fiction
fantasy
Fantastic
cartoons
(open mouth, insert foot)
Hentai
Pervert. (That's what it means, folks; the Japanese actually use other terms for what we English speakers use it for.)
Wikipedia
History Majors
Major General
Information vegetable, animal, and mineral.
Carbon Cucumber of Cows(mineral + animal + vegetable)
Krypton
Tom Lehrer
Tom Cruise
Jumping on couches
Tempur-Pedic
Tempura paint
Carbon Monoxide
dihydrogen monoxide (IT MUST BE STOPPED! :-p )
dilithium crystals
dilithium ore
Agent Orange
James Bond
Sinking Buildings
Venice
horrible singing polemen.
Of happiness the very pith in Baritaria you may seek: a monarchy that's tampered with republican equality.
Totem Poles
Totem Variant Barbarians
Monte Cook
Pastry Chef
Oven
out of the frying pan, into the fire
Bad authors
Llosa
Spanish
french
No, it's wabbit season!
The Great ElDo-Seraph War
Popular snack brands
"Popular, you're gonna be popu-u-lar . . ."
unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether impossible to describe...
BLONDE!
2e Kit Descriptions
AD&D
3e
Potentially unnecessary improvements (from a non-economical perspective)
4E
GenCon
ComicCon
ConAir
Con Artist
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
rotten fruit
rotten tomatoes
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
cheesy fifties horror movies
Really good horror writers
Gothic Literature
Frankenstein
Young Frankenstein
"It's Frahnkenschteen!"
Then you can call me eye-gore.
Bovine-induced ocular injuuries
The Secret Cow Level
Cows exploding due to methane buildup (it happens ya' know!)
exploding cats
exploding toilets (mythbusters FTW!)
garderobes
robes
Dark Mages in High Towers
Fighter-doken!
Black Mage
red-mage
"Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!"
morons who don't know what 'plot-driven experiences' are.
My old gaming group
Threads that seem to be living healthy lives, until they one day just drop dead for no apparent reason . . .
heart failure
Broken Heart
My best Friend's girl
the movie "My Best Friend's Wedding"
Diana King
King Kong
Donkey Kong
Resident Assistant
[spoiler]I'm a resident assistant and I have a coworker who's initials are DK, so we call him Donkey Kong.[/spoiler]
Resident Evil
Eviction Notice
[spoiler]still evil, no longer resident[/spoiler]
pink slip
Prostitution
Brothel
Brothers in Arms
"He who fights this day with me shall be my brother."--William Shakespeare, Henry V
The Reduced Shakespeare Company
"That which we call a nose, by any other name would still smell."
Axe Deodorant
Comedy Central
Coffee
Mud
Mud Wrestling
bikini
France
"Well, we don't wanna. We're gonna get a sandwich."--Eddie Izzard
A Deep Fried BLT.
A Shallow Fried CMU.
Surface to Air Missiles
Geese
Swans
Small Park Ponds
South Park
Family Guy
The Simpsons
Yellow.
School Bus
Ms. Frizzle
Mr. Pibb
Strange celebrity marriages
Jesus to return to defeat Cyber Jesus (Saw this on a tabloid that usually only covers afore mentioned marriages)
Zombie Jesus
Crucifying Dracula
Inneficient means of attempted murder.
Drowning in a giant vat of Chunky Peanut-Butter.
Naked Peanut Butter Fight! (Please, don't ask...)
Drew Carey Naked Mud-wrestling Midgets
The freakiest Price is Right ever.
Neutering small mammals
Multi-worded phrases and items
SWORD-MAN! Now with extra swords
Sword-Chucks
impractical weapons
Keyblade (God how I hate it/them)
Gunblade
GUN: WESTERN ACTION. NOW WITH BLADE: VAMPIRES.
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.
Things that come in threes
pairs
Singles
Tennis
Love
Courtney Love (I'm sorry)
Motion Pictures
banged grains
Popped Corns.
movies
A Good Book
The Good Book.
Cain and Abel
Dante's Inferno
The Book of Revelation
"Revelations"--Starring Bill Pullman
"Independence Day" --- Staring Bill Pullman
"Groundhog Day" --- Starring Bill Murray
"Caddyshack" --- Staring Bill Murray
"Crap Comedy" --- Starring Some Actor Nobody's Ever Heard Of
Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film
Cash for honours
cash
Bonnie & Clyde
When Harry met Sally
The scene. No need to name it. You know which scene.
Apocalypse.
X-Men
Spiderman
Green Goblin
Hobgoblin
Monster Manual
Book of Exalted Deeds
broken beyond comprehension
Valuable Ming Jar
Over-used protestations from movies and television
the wilhelm scream
Redshirts
Redcoats
Lobsters
giant isopods ( URL (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod) )
Attack of the Radioactive Pillbugs in 3D!
Attack of the Killer Tomatos!
5 a day
24/7
7-11
Purple Slurpie
Purple Nerple
PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
Sigmund Freud
fruedian slip
Psycho class-I mean Psych class . . .
telepathic barbarians
strange class combinations.
Strange Days
Dr. Strangelove
Dr. Who
The Sci-Fi Channel
Stargate Atlantis
fargates
A question that google cannot help solve.
The end of the world
Milliway's: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
The most amazing dinner-show ever.
Get Drunk In China (http://azntv.com/programming_grid_det.aspx?pID=4222&tz=EST&sd=11/13/2007%204:00:00%20AM)
clearly you've never been to Singapore.
Vietnam!
FISH
Jesus
"a wild ragged figure motioning him to turn around and come off into the dark where he was not sure of his footing, where he might be walking on the water and not know it and then suddenly know it and drown."--Flannery O'Connor, Wise Blood
bruce almighty
parting soup
frivolous uses of divine gifts.
Deck of Many Things
Pulling both The Void and The Skull cards at the same time . . .
bad form
Hook
(im so glad you got that)
fey
sissies
Orcish Ballerinas
The world's worst production of "The Nutcracker"
BARBIE IN THE NUTCRACKER
Starring Ken, the lovable Orc Oaf
Not at all related to Oafa, the Space Ork.
Warhammer 40k
The Empire
"Your father's lightsaber: an elegant weapon for a more civilized time; before the dark times, before the Empire . . ."
"Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire."
"I fart in your general Direction!"
"It's just a flesh wound!"
"The Black Knight always triumphs!"
"'Tis but a scratch!"
Player death.
TPK
Epic Phale
The Epic of Gilgamesh!
Noah's Ark
Lief Erikson!
Razor Leaf!
bulbasaur
Ivysaur!
Venasaur!
EVOLUTION COMPLETE
Digivolution!
System Upgrades (http://xkcd.com/349/)
Upgrading to Windows XP
Windows Mista (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/411268)
Windows Cement (http://www.flixxy.com/vista-operating-system-humour.htm)
Tentacoo Wape!
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Slurms Mckenzie [spoiler]
(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/slurms-mackenzie-69673.jpg) [/spoiler]
Cocaine Cola (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca_cola#Use_of_stimulants_in_formula)
Deliciously Secret Ingredients
Cream of Mushroom Soup
Sour Gummy Worms
candy corn
Halloween (I would say Samhain, but it would be skipping a step)
jack of the lantern
Headless Horseman
Gothic stories
Goth chicks
Yanki
Yankees
Mets
Nice to meet you
Meat the Butcher
Medieval Surgeons
Barber
Berber
Gerber
Sherbet
orange
Carrot
What's up doc?
proctologist
John Proctor.
John Donne
'No Man is an Island'
Dr. Moreau
Moriarty
Lt. Commander Data
(Star Trek reference if you're curious about the connection)
ANDROID
Andrew
Hebrew
emeth
DR. Emeth Brown
Dr. McNinja
raptors
Alan Grant
Wish Economy
President Santa Claus
Sam Byck
"I am not a crook's head!" ~ Nixon's Head
Nixon's dead
Frankenstein's Monster
" . . . why don't you go where fashion sits?"
"hrmmrrffrrmrrffnnnll!!!"
Mel Brooks playing table tennis
Pissboy
Incrediboy
dichotomy
Ragetti, from Pirates of the Caribbean
Fork to the eye (Is THAT what his name is? Ragetti? I could never tell.)
Piece of Eight (Yup that is his name. I had no idea either, until I wikipediaed it, lol)
Guybrush Threepwood
Captain Jack Sparrow
Drunken Master
beer-gaming
Japanime + Subtitles Drinking Game Rule #3: Every time somebody says "desu" drink.
Sasuke!!! (Says the annoying blonde-haired ninja, screaming at top of his lungs)
sake
For God's sake.
Benedictine
Benedict Arnold
Arnold Schwarzenegger
twins
clones!
The 6th Day
October 6th: Ivy Day!
Arbor Day!
Harbor
Pearl Harbor
War in the Pacific
We have always been at war with Eurasia
We have always been at war with Eastasia
Never start a land war in Asia.
Never turn your back on a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!
Hot Blond Sicilian from my Math Class :P
Voluptuous Attractive Women
Bored of the Rings
My Best Friend Plank (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PZ9PMuZIdk)
We smell like fresh cut spring flowers spewn across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon.
A sexy date
Arrogance
Prom King
You don't vote for kings!
Vote 4 Pedro!
GOSH!
But my lips hurt real bad!
Prostitution
Law and Order reruns
Law & Order on TNT
Big explosions
Action Movies
The Last Action Hero
small soldiers
GI Joe!
Fun Things to do at Walmart Number 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with
G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
(Someone has fun at Wal-Mart???)
watching one of my cats jumping onto the battlemap 2 hours into a major conflict.
Watching in horror as a fel-beast from the nether world decimates both the forces of light and darkness.Watching as it takes no quarter. Watching as it slaughters indiscriminately. Oh, Pelor how could this happen? How!?
Kentucky fried chicken (in joke)
penicillin
Bread Mold
Staff Refrigerator
Lunch Bags
cantaloupe
Watermelon
Bamboozled
Satire
Satyr
Fawn
praise
Pelor
Nerull
necrophilia
Orcus
Marc Antony and Cleopatra
Is this an asp I see before me, Oh I'M POISONED! *barfs on audience members*
"But I am constant as the northern star..." ~ Caesar in Julius Caesar
The North Star (Magazine)
Fist of the north star
Fist of the Heavens
Fist of the Nose Hair!
FIST OF THE BEAST KING
Beast Wars
transformers
power surge
Starscream
Victory
V for Vendetta
'I shall return'
"You haven't seen the last of us!"
So quoteth the Borg
You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
I am Locutus of Borg.
Locusts
plague
Boils
Pazuzu!
Lucifer
Lord of the Flies
William Goldman
Jeff Goldbloom
Jurassic Park
Colonel Sanders
Sander's Riprap
Neil Gaiman's Sandman
Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett's Good Omens
Neil Armstrong
John Glenn
Senator from Ohio
CLEVELAND ROCKS! [echo] ohio . . . ohio . . . ohio . . . ohio . . . [/echo]
Lump
(The song from the Presidents of the United States of America, who also did the previously mentioned song.)
cancer
Aphrodite
(I thought the song was called "love" and when heard that way, "[Love] stood last in line for brains, and the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane" is rather apt considering some of my past relationships.)
pardon me, Stargate.
muscle
(it doesn't get cancer!)
Strength
potency
impotence (someone please save this from going to bad places!)
ED
ElDo
Eldorado, Hotel and Casino!
Las Vegas
Lost Vegans
Reno, 911
Which is actually filmed in Las Vegas... I would know, I live in Reno, lol.
Quote from: WensleydaleLost Vegans
PETA members w/o a GPS unit
cell phones
Japanese Technology
Katana!
lego monkey with a katana in all four of its hands.
Danish Gorilla Samurai!
Fiendish Iranian Commie-Nazi Zombie Ninja-Pirates with Goatees and Awesome Scars!
Level-7-Vodka-Drinking-Half-Celestial-Half-Dragon-Russian-Fascist-Ninja-Pirate-Paladin-Boyer-President!
Jimmy Carter (don't ask why, I don't really know myself)
Super Peanut Farmer Man
Top hat
Puttin' on the Ritz
Taco
TACOCAT IS A PALINDROME! (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/12/tacocat-is-a-palindrome/)
Topcat
Hepcat
Josie and the Pussy Cats (Am I allowed to say the P word?)
Excessive censorship (In case that last comment was serious, in that context you had better be able to say that word . . .)
Needlessly Excessive Vulgarity
I'm gonna f*%&ing f*&^ that f*&$ing f&^%$er out of his f@#$ing mind! :soap:
asterisk
Asterix!
Vercingetorix (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vercingetorix)
Charlemagne
Charles "the Hammer"
Stop. Hammer Time!
impossible quiz
Flash Video Games
Frogger!
Ms. Pacman!
Ms. Pacman? Or is Pacman a transvestite?
Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Pacman Family Presents: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Suicide
(Having to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show three times on Halloween because three of my friends are in separate community theatre projects that all decided that, "hey, it's Halloween, let's do The Rocky Horror Picture Show!". Oh, and I think Ms. Pacman would have more acting talent than my one friend, no matter how much I lover her, that must be said.)
Inadvertently falling into the Rancor Pit!
Inadvertently falling into places
choking on a bone
"Bonesaw is ready!" - Bonesaw
see-saws
Carousels
Rodgers and Hammerstein
Barnum and Bailey's
Burt and Ernie's
CSI: Sesame Street
New York
If I can make it there I'll make it anywhere!
elves making toys with bombs in them to protest Santa's reindeer gestapo
Rudolf Hitler, Führer of the Nationalesozialistische Ren-Arbeiterpartei (National Socialist Reindeer Workers Party)
Composite Santa
Some assembly required
Ikea.
Scandinavia.
wood
Slartibartfest
Dirk Gentley
Dick Tracey
Dr.Tran
Dr. Frank N. Furter
Tim Curry
Jezebel Jack
Jack Nicholson
The Joker
cards
Black Jack
Jack Black
Ricka-goo kagoo kagoo!
Kung Fu Panda
Panda Bear Daycare
Daddy Daycare
Unexpected Plot Twists
When "I am your father." becomes "Who's your daddy?"
The Opposite: Expected Plot Twists
Meddling Kids
Talking Dogs and Druggy Teen-Agers.
"As long as people are experimenting with mind altering drugs and having anonymous sex with multiple partners in a consequence free environment I'll be sound as a pound, baby." - Austin Danger Powers
danger mouse
Secret Squirrel
Moose and Squirrel
Boris and Natasha
"I'm invincible!" - Boris, right before being drenched in liquid nitrogen.
"She's just a level-two programmer!" ~ Boris
"I'm not a geek. I'm a level twelve paladin." - an RPG shirt quoted someone I care not to remember the name of.
Classes much cooler than their repertoire of abilities suggests!
History classes.
+2 Circumstance Bonus on Knowledge (History) Checks
Loremaster
pony tails
Mullets
Poison
Meeting the man of your dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife. And then poisoning her.
An awesome but Cliche Plot
A cliché backstory: reared by feral animals
The Founding Brothers of Rome are Cliche!? Say it ain't so!
It's so! Oh, it's so!
Quote from: Elemental_ElfThe Founding Brothers of Rome are Cliche!? Say it ain't so!
Before Rome, there was Greece, and many of the cultures of that era actually had a tradition of getting people to
leave civilization and live like feral animals as proof of adulthood.
Oh the places you'll go!
Remember: "Stop, Drop and Roll" doesn't work in HELL!!!
Heaven
the extinction of mosquitos.
Kill! KILL THEM ALL!
World War II (My friend was yelling that while he was killing Nazis in a video game)
Another WW2 video game.
Paratroopers
Drop Pods!
The best laid plans of mice and men...
"No, I don't think men had much to do with it." ~Slartibartfast, from a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"IN THE BEGINNING . . . it was a nice day."--Good Omens
And then God invented Beer and took the day off!
In the beginning was the stuff, and the stuff was with God, and the stuff was God. Then the stuff became souvenirs and dwelt among us...
Disney Land.
Hell on earth - in cartoon form!
Modern Cartoons
CGI
Shrek 5 (due out in 2013)
The new Land Before Time.
Oh dear gods of all the pantheonic substances.
Reactions after realizing a crying baby is sitting near you on a 6-hour flight
Do you not hear it Vissili? That is the sound of ultimate suffering...
Am I Italian?
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am Adolfo Perelli the king of the barbers, the barber of kings!
Sweeney Todd (BLOW IT UP!)
I am Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?
Rum!
Pirates!
Cutlass (cause it cuts less than a sword!)
Katanas
They can cut thru a tank. No, really! I saw it in the internet somewhere!
damn fanboyish assertions
Did somebody say WEEABOO?
The Tau Empire
... HAHAHAHA.
Continuing the game:
Mecha ripoff!
the full monty
(ripping off pants)
Ron Stoppable (who keeps having pants ripped off)
Ron Weasley (who doesn't noticably lose his trousers during the books, but, considering the amount of children he has in that extremely corny ending part...)
Replacing every other noun with "WEASEL" to make things funny.
President Weasel went to the Middle Weasel to discuss peace negotiations with the Weasels and Palestinians. In other weasels the KMT, a weasel of the Republic of Weasel, won a landslide weasel in the legislative Yuan, securing 3/4's of the weasels. In still other news, Weasel Motors unveiled a new car weasel that is supposed to cost only 2500 Weasels! Finally, the 65th Golden Weasel Awards Weasel was canceled due to the on going Writer's Weasel.
"Sir, do you think we're being too literal?"
"Of course not. He told us to comb the desert so we're combing it!"
The glories of Mass Cloning Operations!
Ayanami Rei
Adam
A dam
A Dame.
A Dane
Siskel And Ebert
Hey Bert!
Whatcha gonna do Bert? Now you're trapped under CANDY MOUNTAIN!
Charlie! C'mon Charlie! Lets go to Candy Mountain Charlie! Candy Mountain Charlie!
Organ theft! OMG!!!
Phantom: Come to me, Angel of Music! (Loud Organ Music)
Phantom: Welcom to my secret lair (Loud Organ Music)
Phantom: Oh no! My mask! (Loud Organ Music)
Phantom: You b$%&%! (Loud Organ Music)
Phantom: Ok, I overreacted, I'm sorry. I still love you. Here let me light this candle . . . (Loud Organ Music) . . . OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!
"Frank, when I said 'mutilate yourself horribly to guarantee yourself a place in the show', I didn't mean as Raoul!"
"Show us the gross half of your face, that's what we all came to see."
Uh? Harvey Two-Face
Tommy Lee Jones
John Lee Tommason
John
Johnny V
Johnny Cage
King John
Pope John II
THe new Pope was a Nazi!
It's like a Nazi Hoedown!
Square dancing Nazis
Christmas Nazis
Easter Bunny Nazis
Soup Nazi
No soup for you!
Elaine Benes
Ellen
Somehow, I don't think Ellen of Troy would have had the same effect
Troy Ounce
Bartending
Free psychologists
'Well, John, it's just about possible you've got a brain tumour... have you tried Frank's Disposable Nappies recently? What, I have to advertise you know...'
Really odd quotes
Really odd movies
Fight Club
Rocky! Eye of the tiger!
Roy! Roy Roy Roy! Roy Roy Roy! He's the man, going to wo-ork. Got his tie, got ambition . . .
You put the lime in the coke you nut and drink em both together...
commercials
Political Advertisements
Daisy Girl
Exploitation of Voter's fears and Patriotism
Ametican Politics
United States of Ametica!
The North American Union
The North Ametican Union
Trade Unions
The Trade Federation
The Imperial Senate
Darth Rumsfeld
(http://www.orichalcum.net/images/darth_rummy.jpg)
Darth Vapour
liquer
Alcohol
Ten Star Hangover
College Parties
College Girls
HOT COLLEGE CO-EDS . . . (I wonder what that says about me . . . )
Commercials my girlfriend doesn't let me watch
seemingly innocent women.
Barbie
Ken Masters
Juijutsu
[note]I guess you can never expect my contributions to make sense, eh?[/note]
The D&D Monk
19 levels playing a character that blows like a Wall Street hooker
400 CHANNELS OF SHIT ON THE TV TO CHOOSE FROM...
(AND THEY WONDER WHY WE GAME...)
And now we know why Thor invented the DVD player!
To counter Hephaestus' invention of the sea-lions!
Which were motivated by the prayers of desperate sailors?
Perhaps posthumously.
Undead Sailors love watching reruns of The Office on their DVD Players!
X-play's spoof of The Office.
Yu-Gi-Ho!
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder Cats! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GEEE-EYE-JOOOOE!
COBRAAAAAA!
Rayne Summers (www.leasticoulddo.com)
"... and that's when i bought the horse a prostitute"
"I love this guy!"
a buck
Very, reasonaaaaably priced!
Swarthy Merchants from Morocco
Casablanca
White House
(oooooo!)
Lincoln Bedroom
...
Brothel?
Presidential Brothel! : )
Business as usual
IN AMERICA!
An American Tail: Fivel Goes West
Tails, Tales, and...
bah buh bah bah ba do dah... YEAH...
(Tailspin theme)
Sonic the Hedgehog
Inglet the Badger
Piglet
Winnie the Pooh!
I'm so rumbly
In my tumbly
A Dryer
Dirty Laundry
Don Henley
"I give you a deal you cannot refuse..."
Marlon Brando
The Godfather
The Godpidgeon
Animaniacs
George Washington's the first you see
He once chopped down a cherry tree . . .
And no cherries ever grew again
And that, you see's, the end
Or was it...
sequels
B-Movies
Bruce Campbell
klattuu barada nicto (or whatever. haven't seen it in ages)
Escuala mandares no mene qui fia moncierto bia mer Conaules meessa vivi non chera misotal Mocha Latte.
"Incomprehensible dead language"
the majority of Chinese dialects (I estimate about 1/person)
kung fu!
The Undead Bruise Lee v. The Aged Jackie Chan in an all out Death Match on PayPerView!
What we'd all pay to see
Rocket Snails!
...
What? I'd pay to see that.
Oxymorons
1984
Published in 1948
1948: The year the Marshall Plan was enacted
Marshall Amps
1948: The year before 1949 and DIRECTLY PROCEEDED BY 1947
Three.
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
Holy Book of Armaments
Are you suggesting that coconuts MIGRATE?
Parmesean
Spaghetti
Bolognaise
Comfort Food
Grandma
vacation
Loafing
Boring Friday Nights
Pinball!
Sonic Spin Ball!
SUPERSONIK! ELEKTRONIK!
E. Is for. Electro.
V is for Vendetta
P.S. I know there is no "is" in the title, but I'm using parallel construction
guy fawkes
The Gunpowder Treason
Mozart
Beethoven
Helicopters
strange air unit rules in recent Civ games.
Cavalry beating mechanized infantry.
Bear Calvary
you are now screwed
That's what she said!
xkcd #366 (http://www.xkcd.com/366/)
webcomix
Spiderman
A Geek's cinderella story.
Cinder Elemental
Not Cannon
NIck Cannon
Nicholas Cage
Weathermen
Chika Chika KABOOM!
The Sound Slot Machines used to make...
Vegas
Diego de la Vega
Vega from Street fighter
Bust-a-Move
Bust-a-Groove
Bust-a-rhyme
horrible suggestions for improv themes.
World's Worst
World's Funniest
Bob Saget
Sagat from Street Fighter
STREET FIGHTER 5: GET YOUR FACE KICKED IN BY A MR. T WANNABE
(Yeah, that's what REAL street fighting is all about!)
T-Hawk the Native American Mr. T from Mexico!
Mexico
Texico
Garage
Garage band
B'dum b'dum b'dum b'dum PISH PISH
Animal!
The Muppets!!
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street!
Yes I can.
(Ou est la rue Sesame, s'il vous plait?)
Don't tell me what I can't do!
Or what?
consequences
For dirty lascivious sinful acts
Your kinda thing
Aww, you do know me :P
The satisfaction of having gotten her the right present.
Well, Diamonds are a girls best friend...
Dog is man's best friend
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
aliens
Japanese Monsters
Spaghetti Breakfast
Breakfast Club
Bacon Salt (www.baconsalt.com)
Babe 3: Bacon Grease
Saw: Pig in the City
Barb Wire
List of most effective garottes
Carrots
#172
Followed closely by a log of goat chesse at #173
And preceded by a shortened cigarette at #171
1920's Model American Woman
crappy rock songs that are popular for some reason
almost the entire modern rock scene
"This isn't Alternative Rock. This is College Rock." - Bender
Playing Ultimate Frisbee while rockin' out to College Rock!
Uberdisk (ultimate frisbee in german,yo)
Actually, doesn't uber means over? So overdisk? Hah.
Anyway
Mistranslations
anime
Hentai
:O
First Rule of Japanese Porn
No...
YES!!!!
NO!!!
Dissention
Descention
Wait, what?
Homonyms
Acronyms
WTHASASFL?
(Why the hell are some acronyms so frikkin long?)
BTA
Because they are
IDK, my BFF Jill?
Y
Yes
going in circles
Better circles than Rhombi
Better Rhombi than Cacti
Better Cacti than than angry Hippopotami
Only Aristophanes' Hippocamelelephant
Had an appendige of THAT size in front!
Natural Male Enhancement
If you have to take a pill, IT ISN'T NATURAL!!!
"Organic" Foods
Mechanically Separated Meat
Slaughterhouses
(also, i'm pretty sure Uber basically translates as super. i have forgotten a fair bit of my german though)
Happy Cows
Damned Californian propaganda (I'm a wisconsinite)
Midwestern LIES!
(As a Nevadan, I have to support my neighbor state on this one, Happy Cows are from California, lol!)
Aperture Science Laboratories would like to remind you that the cake, in fact, is not a lie.
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You eat the blue cake - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You eat the red cake - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
Thero Neo: "Wait! What's that over There!!!"
Morpher: "Huh?"
Thero Neo swipes both cakes.
Thero Neo eats both cakaes.
Thero Neo: "Ha!"
Thero Neo's head explodes!!!
Causality Rift
The Temporal Prime Directive
'Do not put instant chips inside a microwave'
wtf are instant chips (you mean like instant frenchries or something?)
Whimmy-wham-wham-wazzle!
(I think he meant French Fries, lol)
Shoo bop badowee dubee doowop! doowop!
We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control...
nonconformity
the inherent contradiction of conforming to non-conformist trends
The mainstream proliferation of Goths into American High Schools and Colleges that are dominated by ethnic Europeans
Mental image of teenagers dressed in black sacking Rome.
Effeminate Male Barbarians with black tears painted on their faces
My neighborhood.
the centre of the universe (church and wellesley, yo!)
.....in toronto, btw
cats.
Tom
Dick
Harry
Sally
Worth
Bosworth
Loise
Lois Lane
Peter Griffin
Cheerios
Corporations using confusing language in their advertisements to get you to buy something unhealthy when you should be buying actual healthy food.
Trix Yogurt
yogurt is for kids
Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Especially with Strawberries!
Forget strawberries! How about RAWBERRIES!!1!
You'll be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC!!!!11
400 BABIES!!!!
300 Pregnant Unwed Teenage Women v. the whole of the Persian Army
Mothers + children in danger = WARNING: DO NOT MESS WITH
Unless you lull them into a false sense of security with chocolate covered avocados...
gross
Grosseries. :p
not punny.
Little John
In real life, I'm very big.
But TV will make you look bigger
HDTV
African hyenas
Woof
Worf
Data: You must tell him he is a good cat, and a pretty cat.
Worf: . . . I will feed him.
"I am NOT A MERRY MAN."
Zorg: "I am very DISAPPOINTED!"
Garak: Mr Worf, you're no fun at all.
Worf: Good.
Money GOOD!
Napster BAD!
(Kid)Napster
Young girls dancing far too provocatively for their age.
ITS AWWWWRIGHT!
I've got a geo metro, I can turn on a dime... (a billion points to anyone who gets this reference)
Just like Who's Line is it Anyway, the points don't matter.
Worf: If winning wasn't important, why keep score?
"of course relationships are a contest. why do you think they call it scoring?"
Sleazy people
Hefty Italians from New York... (don't shoot me)
Fat chicks FTW!
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round!
Kathy Kinney
Clark Kent
Disguises that shouldn't fool anyone, but somehow still do.
Bad Conn Artists
Good con artists
...anthrocon...
Beautiful Cat Girls, Handsome Dog Men and Elegant Tentacle Monsters
The next season of Dancing with the Stars
with Gary Coleman
Avenue Q
Schadenfreude
'That IS german!'
NINE!!!!
The Witch-King
The Lich King
Sauron's WoW Character: Level 70 Human Warrior named "XAragornroxx"
addictions
Slurm!
I can't think of a proper response to "Slurm!"; I'm too entranced by your avatar.
The Hypnotoad!
(http://thorsten.springhart.de/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/hypnotoad.gif)
Random comics about superheros being pumped out just to make money.
Chelsea Clinton
Clint Eastwood
The Gorillas
Animal Planet
Meercats
Timon
Timor
T-t-t Timmy!
Tiny Tim
Frogs with asthma.
Sad, disadvantaged frogs that get bullied and harassed by other frogs because they can't play Football with out getting winded.
Ribbeting!
Kermit and Miss Piggy's amateur video...
What's small and green and smells like pig?
Why Green Eggs and Ham of course!
Children's songs
Itsy Bitsy Spider
Went up the water spout.
Down came the Goblin,
And took the spider out.
misheard song lyrics
Playing songs backwards and claiming to hear the voice of Satan
subliminal messaging
Truth Commercials
Soap
Irish Spring
A fountain of whiskey
Every Irishman's dream
Free alchohol!
Saint Patrick's Day
saints day's that have gotten way overblown.
Corporate Schemes to utilize the Christian Faith in winning converts to the Corporate-State (hmm... not unlike the Roman Catholic's scheme with Pagans during the Dark Ages, lol).
the great wheel of repetitive history.
Cyclical History
Pie charts
Percentage of the chart that looks like Pacman
The Pacman Family represented in Pie Graphs
A picture of a picture of a picture of a picture . . .
Looking at your self in two mirrors
My clone army will destroy you!
I will raise you a Driod Army and two Mangoes!
Twin-linked Dark Jedi Teleportation Cannon
Hayden Christensen in Jumper
Don't underestimate my power!
[winy boy trying to use the hate-filled angry man voice] I HATE YOU!!! [/winy boy trying to use the hate-filled angry man voice]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Needlessly Dramatic Screams of a Simple Word
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
I wonder who would win: Khan from Star Trek's Wrath of Khan, or Ghengis Khan?
Khan from Star Trek and not just because he has a sexy accent
Swedish Barflies
Swedish Television :P
Swedish Fish
Captain Burgers
Fatburger
Weight Watchers
Fat-free Ice Cream
A Tasty Dream
Twu wuv!
if only we had a holocaust cloak!
Nuclear apocalypse
BTW, this thread is nearing the 2000 post mark! This has to be the most active thread in CBG history.
Weirdos worshiping a Nuclear Missile
BOOM
BANG
POW
Onomatopoeia!
Encyclopedia!
Wikipedia!
Encyclopedia Dramatica
Encyclopedia galactica.
Encyclopedia Britannica
Rue Brittania
Phonogram was such a good comic. anyone read it?)
Murders in the Rue Morgue
You shall RUE THIS DAY!
Tuesday (THIS DAY)
Fidel Castro
The Immortal Emperor of the Imperium of Man.
North Korea
Korean StarCraft Players
Dead Korean StarCraft Players
Undead Korean StarCraft Players
Possible reasons for zombie-like hordes ravaging our planet.
The Annual Zombie Walk
Shotgun Day
Father's Day
Random Holidays Made up for No aPParent reasOn.
pEOple wiTH DySFunCtiONal reLATionsHIPS WIth tHEIR SHift keYS
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
[link www.thinkgeek.com]Think Geek[/link]
Commoners (http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=763260)
Hedonistic Nobles that enjoy Chocolate baths delivered via gravy ladles
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm
Things that make you go... bleurrgh...
Things that make you go... chumangahumanga
Bikinis on all the wrong people
Bud Light
Beer is SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!
Beer is disgusting
Da da da da du da...Tequila!
Jose Cuervo translated into English is "Joe Crow," which rhymes.
Captain Jack Sparrow
Napoleon III
The Opera Garnier
Phantom of the Opera
kickass bari sax parts.
Kenny G with a 6 Pack
"You must be more like the wolf pack. Not the six pack."
"Fence well, don't suck."
RA Salvatore being interviewed by David and Mike on the D&D Podcast
(fencing always reminds of that Podcast)
BAD LINGUISTS and CREATORS OF ANNOYING TRENDS.
*mutter*
Tamagotchi
Gotcha!
Noogies
Nooblies
Noobs
Nooblets
ramen
Rayman
Beer belly
Trayman
They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for these megaman villains...
Protoman ftw!
Protozoanman ftw!
That's lamer enemy than Trayman :P
TRAY-THROWER
Tray Chic
Tray... uhm
...
GOD!
O RLY?!!?!?!
Crazy Owls
TRAY-zy owls!
TRAY-zy BOWELS.
...
Ouch, unfortunate
Lazy Bowls Syndome
Using a TRAY to hide your shame in a Cafeteria
Regretting eating that énTRAY
i can't believe i ate the whole thing.
Antacid
Acid Ant
Atom Ant
Mighty Mouse
Midget Muffin
Super Moose!
Moose Light
Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir-Lancelot
"There is a reason the call him Lanceallot, dear sister. Tee-hee-hee"
"Straight People should take back the name Lance... and the RAINBOW!"
"There are many colours in the homo rainbow,
There are many colours in the homo rainbow,
So let your colours shi-a-a-ine!"
"Carry on my wayward son....there will be peace when you are done...lay your weary head to rest...don't you cry no more."
That should be in the Bible :p
Lord of the Flies [c'mon people, lets reach 2000 posts before the night's over.]
Best darn book I read during Sophomore Year... Poor Piggy :(
Books I read in middle school that I have to read over again in High school [to name a few, The Crucible, the Scarlet Letter, 1984, Animal Farm, and To Kill a Mockingbird. AQLl great books, cept I found Scarlet Letter v\boring.]
Some are more equal than others...
Borgeousie
Karl Marx and Communism!
This is :offtopic: but .... :drunk: :1337: NUMBER 2000!!!!!!!!!!!!! :1337: :drunk:
Friedrich Engels [Congrats for da 2000th post EE! This has to be the most pots on a CBG thread ever.]
Lenin [thanks for sprinting to the finish with me :) ]
Stalin [No problemo. If i recall correctly I got 1000th, so it was someone else's turn. And BTW, its not the finish until we reach 10000 :D ]
FDR [10,000 it is!]
alphabet soup
The Best Alpabet Soup: A Bowl of Cheerios!
My cereal is sending me a message. It says "ooooooooooooooooo"!
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/9628/cerelti9.jpg)
CHeesy movie quotes
(http://www.wizards.com/global/images/magic/Unglued/The_Cheese_Stands_Alone.jpg)
Edit-> oops, wrong pic
CHEETOMAN
Chester
Rochester (which is somehow pronounced "wooster")
Great Britain
The Glorious Revolution
yes brother comrade!
Radical thought
Free Radical
The root of evil
=sqrt(evil)
Squirt Evil
Evil Squirts
evil little munchkins
Inner-City Smurfs
Inner. City. Pressure.
Pressure Cooker
Explosions
Destroying a Wraith Hive ship and an Ori Mothership with one nuke.
Awesome victory for the United States
Calling down 9 nuclear strikes in such a fashion as to have the dots create a smiley face. And then forget to take a screen shot.
My new plans for an antimatter powered lightning rifle. (Note: in a century they might actually make sense!)
Rail Guns
Futureweapons
King Leonis used Future Sight!
King Leonis Predicted an attack!
DUN-DUN-DUUUUUN
Murder She Wrote
Weather forecast: Cloudy with a chance of... MURDER!
Murderous Weathermen with Butcher Knives
Guts' Top Quality Cuts
Kenny's Kar Klinic (the secret home of the KKK in Fallbrook, CA)
That better not be a Southern Klinic :P
Grits
Marxism
Markers
Sniffing sharpies
Scratch and Sniff
Disgust
Discuss
Discus
Flying Saucers
Tea Set projectiles
Spinning cups.
Whirling Dervish
Complete Warrior
what do you mean complete? 3.5 was half-finished!?
Lord Vreeg
Complete Crap
Complete Failure
Complete Ass
Complete S***
Skip Hates Sorcerers
Skip Still Hates Sorcerers
It's Cold Outside
It's Hot Outside
It's Wet Outside
It's Crowded Outside
It's Not Outside
Races of Rabbit F***ing
Races of Douche Bags
Book of Exalted Furies
Book of Vile Body Piercings
Loot and Lute
Fighters Still Suck
Masters of Leafy Places
Rule Lawyers
Everybody Goes to Hell
Dragoncrap
Calamary Cooking
(edit-> wha? I post, then play starcraft and three posts show up before it?)
What the Hell?
What the Dell?
F#(%ing Windows Vista . . .
I do NOT <3 Windows Vista
Things that people are lead to believe are bad, but they really aren't.
Batman Forever
Warning Forever
You've triggered my Trap!
Starting an IRC D&D Game - some patience
Players that believe their characters are unstoppable - a dime a dozen
Scoring a near-max damage critical hit on a trap and doing 51 damage at level 3 to a player and spending an hour deciding who it was in the front of the line and therefore killed - priceless
Funniest thing I've heard all day baring the delightful hour while Two and a Half Men was on!
{P.S. I was hoping some one would use a Yugioh quote following my post x. }
I'll beat your brains out!
*hits, victim tosses fake brains on the floor*
Put your brains back in, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!?
Cheesy newspaper comics where they underline/bold the punchline.
Triple Decker Cheese Burgers with Extra Cheese and Nacho Cheese Fries on the side.
Foreign Films
Foreign Exchange Students
Hawt Japanese Chicks at my University
{If only I could understand them... :P }
Great Teacher Onizuka [I think thats how the name is spelled]
Street Racing Punks
Subaru Impreza WRX STI
Crocodile Dundee (he used to be the spokesman for Suburu... I think)
Australia
Northern Territory
P.S. here's a funny map of Australia (http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/335/1/1/Map_of_Australia_for_Americans_by_JoesGuy.jpg)
Nothin' but dirt as faaaar as the eye can see.
Birmingham
Burning ham. The audacity!
Damn Brits!
Fragging Lobsters!
Frag Tag
Ultimate Frag Frisbee
Lazer Tag
Lazer Tag of the 23rd Century - Photon Torpedo Tag!
It's all fun and games till someone loses a warp core.
[Insert Patrick Stewart's Voice] "Engage" [/Insert Patrick Stewart's Voice]
Oblivion
Sean Bean
Typecasting (he always plays a terrorist)
Realizing your good at something and doing it (let's face it, he plays a great Terrorist!)
Never realizing you're really good at something 'till you get banned for hacking. (Habitual kills ruined CS for my whole family.)
Never realizing you wasted your life with the Idiot Box that is TV until it breaks
Freedom!
William Wallace!!!
Scotland
Alcohol!
DWARVES!
Stereotyping!
Its only stereotyping if someone calls me on it :P
it's only a crime if you get caught.
No, its still a crime but your legal conscious is clear
"I don't break the rules. I follow them, to the letter, right down the path of power." - Anonymouse
Political Corruption
Capitalism
WARNING: Don not refine into a concentrated form. May cause Evil side effects.
The two party system
Fount of all Evil...
Pool of Ever Shadow
Abandoned kiddie pools
Don't eat snow...
Revers Snowgie!
Snorks playing in the Snow
Smurfs playing in the Snow
When you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
Quote from: HaphazzardWhen you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
Blue.
No! Pink! AGH!
If Pink is the new Black, and Orange is the new Pink, and Red is the new Orange, and Yellow is the new Red then what color shirt did Smurfette put on while in the first class cabin of a train traveling from Paris to Brussels at an average speed of 95 cm/h while drinking a delightful cup of smurftea and smoking a pack of smurfgarettes?
Overly wordy algebra problems that contain at least 30 pieces of information you'll never use to solve the problem.
No, sorry, the correct answer was Tuesday x.
Is that your final answer?
Yes Regis, that IS my final Answer! ... WAIT!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IS!!!! I MEANT ISN'T!!!!!!! OR I MEAN.... IS!!!!n't...
I. Choose. Door. Number. 1 no 2 no 3 no 2 no 3 no 1 no 4. No, you don't have four. (mad props to anybody who knows who that's from)
Zooty, Zoot, Zoot! (Props for who figures that one out w/o Google)
Zort!
Troz!
Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?
"I think so, Brain! We'll dress up like biker dudes and infiltrate the "Hades Ladies." Then we'll convince them to hold a meeting inside the corn palace. Narf! The resulting carbon-monoxide buildup will allow you to complete your energy-making device and shortly after, you will rule the world!"
BRILLIANT!
The Dillinger Escape Plan
EDIT: This works in two ways as well, haha!
The DEP(P) OH YEAH I IS CLEV
You want to see clever? Give Jack Sparrow some turtles, some rum and stand him on an island!
Perfectly Smooth and Hairless Back
Impossible
KIM possible (yeah, I went there)
American anime aka kids shows
Censor everything that doesn't promote a stupid, uneducated, violent, genocidal ass hat. 'Cause God hates homosexuals.
The Political Correctness Police (What do you mean we can't say "Founding Fathers?")
The Stupid Police
that protect stupid people
Reno 911
Reno's so close to hell, you can see Sparks!
(if you don't get it, look at a darn map!)
Mapquesting "Hell"
1001 things you thought you'd never dip to in the internet.
Seizing Opportunity when it arises
Opportunistic monkies
Lazy Lemur
Kids in the Hall
Hall Passes
(I miss those things... College should have Hall passes :P)
I'm the dog, the great big dog....
I'm the Map!
And I'm the Knife that begs Emo kids to use me...
[EDIT: that was sorta creepy, sorry guys]
Hey Emo Kid! No cutting in line!
Emo. The best type of lawn ever.
Q:If wild emu hunting season were open, would you be for or against it?
A:Emo hunting season? That would be more like it. A small island, bands like Fall Out Boy, and me with an arsenal. Hunting dudes down like the Predator.
I'd rather go all alien on them if I could, lol :P
Wouldn't be very fun. "Sweet merciful angel of death! Release me from my mortal shackles of endless torment." (http://www.nicksterspace.com/graphics/th_emot-emo.gif)
:band:
If you look in the mirror and dont like what you see
You can find out first hand what it's like to be me
So gather 'round piggies and kiss this goodbye
I'd encourage your smiles
I'll expect you won't cry
:band:
:band:
Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher
But I flew too high
Though my eyes can see I still am a blindman
Though my mind can think I still am a madman
I cna hear the voices when I'm dreaming
I can hear them say
Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
:band:
[ooc]I'd do the next verse, but its long already. And yeah, that was remembered without the help of the song or a lyric sheet. All of the top of my head.[/ooc]
:band:
And I can't make it on my own.
(And I can't make it on my own.)
Because my heart is in Ohio.
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
(Cut my wrists and black my eyes)
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Because you kill me.
You know you do, you kill me well.
You like it too, and I can tell.
You never stop until my final breath is gone.
Spare me just three last words.
"I love you" is all she heard.
I'll wait for you, but I can't wait forever.
:band:
:band:
There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble weve got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack.
Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheelblocks theres no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Gotta get airborne before its too late.
Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live. aces high.
Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away
Roll over, spin round and come in behind them
Move to their blindsides and firing again.
Bandits at 8 oclock move in behind us
Ten me-109s out of the sun
Ascending and turning our spitfires to face them
Heading straight for them I press down my guns
Rolling, turning, diving
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live, aces high.
:band:
These are the songs that never end . . .
:band:
You run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking,
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older,
Shorter of breath, one day closer to death!
:band:
:band:
Remember on Christmas Eve you were crying
I guess you didn't really like the gifts
Porno DVDs and see thru under wear
I should have saved all that for your sis
And I can still see your dad
Running after me with a shovel in his hand
I don't remember much after that
La la la la, la la la la, Oh oh oh oh...
La la la la, la la la la, Oh oh oh oh...
:band:
Familiar images
:band:
In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.
We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin' on
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
*Clip*
Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**
:band:
:band:
Shadow of the New Praetorian
Tipping Cows in fields Elysian
Saturnalia for all you have
The seven habits of the highly infected calf
:band:
Silly Christians, thinking Christmas (Saturnalia/Yule/Solstice) has anything to do with Christ.
Wintereenmas!
Meh-est Holiday eva (it should have been like Summer-een-mas cause who wants to buy more gifts right after Christmas?)
But who DOESN'T want to GET more presents?
REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY Stupid people
One of the girls my roomate is hanging out with in my room right now (I feel stupider every time she talks).
Stupid, like laughter, is contagious.
Nu huh!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Nora Helmer
Henrik Ibsen's lack of subtlety is amazing.
Norwegians!!!!
It was a pre-feminism novel about a woman who liberated herself. I, personally hate the book but its a good one to know for any standardized testing essay questions.
Vikings!
Actually it was not a novel. It was a play.
DANES!
Opps, I meant play, lol
HAMLET!!!!!!!!
What? I'm not obessessed . . .
To be or not to be.
There's a reason things become cliché.
the S.O.P of politics
Quote from: LordVreegthe S.O.P of politics
The S.O.B. of politics
[spoiler=removed]
removed 'cause I was way too late
"You have not experienced Shakespeare, until you have read him in the original Klingon." - Chancellor Gorkon[/spoiler]
Clinton, Obama & McCain :P
Horrible, horrible choices.
and ATLANTIS, PUT A SPACE IN THAT STUPID POST!
To smell or not to smell?
A punch in the face.
oooooooooooooooooow, why would you do that?
It's a trap! [/Admiral Ackbar]
She's a trap (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q16FCxphcYQ)
Hawt Activist Blondes
Armpit hair
Metacarpal hair
Metatarsal hair
Metal Hair
Hair Metal
Metal Hare
Full Metal Alco-hare
Jazz Jackrabbit
Jump
+30 on Jump Check
I'm FLYING!!!
'Feather fall scrolls are available to the left and right of passenger seating.'
"Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet Airlines for all your travel needs. Please remain seated 'till the rug comes to a complete stop." - Robin Williams
CATERPILLAR! CLAIM IT!
Explorer: "I claim India for Britain!"
Indian: "You can't claim us, we live here! There's 500 million of us!"
Explorer: "Do you have a flag?"
Indian: "We don't need a bloody flag. This is our country you... bastards!"
Explorer: "NO FLAG, NO COUNTRY, you can't have one! That's the rules that I just made up and... I'm backing it with this gun!"
British Redcoat: General Cornwallis, Sir! The Americans are coming!
Cornwallis: What the bloody hell for? What, do they want tea?
British Redcoat: No, I think they're after a bit more than that sir. You see, they have a flag.
Cornwallis: Bloody clever of them.
Historical Applications of Rule 303
Imagine if Rule 303 had been invoked during the Cold War . . .
MAD
Mutually Assured Destruction
MUD - Mutually Unassured Destruction
Faulty Magical Weapons
Ron Weasley's Wand in The Chamber of Secrets
slugs
Tsunade (Hawtest Anime Chick of 2007!)
Slimegirls
weird fetishes
"I've got a vacuum cleaner"
"Yay"
"And two tins of paint!"
"You must have come to fulfil my every sexual fantasy!"
"If you've ever ridden an electric floor buffer . . . "
Hocus Pocus
Flim Flam
Balderdash
Passamaquoddy!
Bay of Fundy
Barbary Pirates (don't ask why)
"It's our favourite pleasure,
Taking their women and despoiling their treasure"
Sexist rhymes
:band:
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
:band:
Things that should rhyme but don't
Rough, Through and Cough
Through=cheating at scrabble
Thru = AMERICAN FOOLERY
Bloody Drive Thru Pharmacies!!!!!!
I had always assumed that the "thru" in "Drive Thru" was only spelled that way to make it fit on the sign better.
Saving space by loosing needless letters
IDK, my BFF Jill?
MYB, CN U UNDSTND WT I M RTNG?
0 \/\/#@7 @ |206|_|3 @|\||) 93@5@|\|7 51@\/3 @|\/| !
Horrible, unspeakable acts of evil.
Cthulu!
how in God's name do you PRONOUNCE THAT?!
Billy: (yelling) I hate caller ID so much! It's ruining my life, Grim! My life! My life!!!!
BT broadband helplines.
Helpdesk hell.
Broadband companies
Ma Bell
I've got a fever, and the only thing that can cure it is MORE COWBELL
Ba ba ba, ba babybell.
crappy cheese (but wrapped in fun wax!)
Goat Cheese
Goat's cheese is nice!
Goat's cheese really isn't!
Wensleydale's a liar.
Wesley Crusher is a lying, cheating, whore of a boy!
Well, look at his mother.
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, yeah, yeah, you ugly!
M-O-M-A, it's whose fault you look that way? Your Moma's, yeah, yeah, your moma's!
She was hotter than Yar
TNG: Episode 2 *shudders*
Star Wars: Episode 2 *shudders*
Whiny people.
Me.
You
Your mom is so...that she...!
no u
By all means, after you
Ladies first
Laddies second
Thirded. We need more ladies.
Why? This isn't a Sausage Fest *Looks around* Oh...
Where am I?
Who are these people?
Is this my front lawn?
Am I naked?
Captain Picard
Your Crew
Of course, your front lawn in France
Indeed you are
ask a stupid question...
Get a witty, insightful, life altering answer.
... NOT!
... OR maybe...!
...everything is going according to plan?
... Only if it's a Tuesday...
A rude word.
A rune word.
Wunjo Othila Raidho Dagaz
Ui Mezed-Ukh Ze-Ik Medwuki
Mango desu, ka?
Japanese
Samurai
The Justice Friends
ASSEMBLE!
Krunk: ARGH! You guys driving Krunk BONKERS!
That Monkey is actually "Monkey!"
Dial
M
for Monkey!
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Superdog
Supercat
Josie and the Pussy Cats
80's Bands. (By all rights, it should be a genre of music.)
70s Bands
Folk
Glam Folk
Glenn Beck
Who?
What?
Where?
When?
Last Thursday.
Was it now?
RLY.
Apparently
So apparently people get mad when you strip their microwaves to build a death cannon...
Well at least people don't accuse you of strip mining their world and wasting their tax money to build a small moon with a single, obvious, easily exploitable flaw...
there's nothing you can't accomplish with vision, determination, and an endless supply of free labor...
there's nothing worse than a wet bum
Underwater fire
Underwater basket weaving
Advanced Placement Underwater basket Weaving
Militaristic Infinite Money Scams involving the Advanced Placement of Underwater Basket Weaving Devices behind enemy lines.
Enormous Pyramid schemes involving the Military, Advanced Placement Underwater Basket Weavers, Foreign Patriots and covert super secret Squirrel super spies wearing purple coats that live in all the major cities of the world!!!
Your average stargate plot.
Sucks.
Is total s**t
Girls dolls that have little accidents and require the girl to change their diapers...
Kindling.
(Thats what you get for insulting the Precious...)
The Greatest Man Ever to Have Lived. Ever.
...
Jesus Christ! Superstar!
Method acting as Jesus
Normally fails
Toys that have way too much though out into them.
BT Broadband
Breakfast Television Broadcast
BTB
But, Terry... BOOM!
"What's his motivation this time?"
"BLOW IT ALL UP!"
Dr. Doom, in the Universe, with the ridiculously-easily-shut-down-yet-uberly-powerful explosive device.
Someone who should have read the Evil Overlord's Handbook (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html)...
Wensleydale
Incorrect legwear.
Garter Belts
Lingerie
Victoria's Secret
Victor
Emanuel
Our God, Is With Us
In Ourselves We Trust.
Punk rock
Irony
Sarcasm
wit
Wisdom
Knowledge
Power
Dictator
Dictation
tape recorder
Kimberly Akimbo
Minimalism
Miniaturization
Maximization
TO THE MAX
TO ETERNITY AND BEYOND!!!
LUDICROUS SPEED!
WARP 10!!!
(Weird stuff happens at that speed)
My childhood.
Your childhood was spent aboard a Warp Capable Vessel that routinely traveled at speeds even the fastest Federation vessels dare not tread?
Yes, sirrah, for I was born aboard...
City of Ships
City of Chips
Fish and chips.
Sushi
Japanese
Samurai
Kendo
Kendo & European Fencing are totally incompatible (IMHO)
Yup, 'cause one pokes you with a metal stick, the other whacks you with a wooden stick :P
Piñatas
VIVA PINATAS!!!
(Love that horse/donkey thingy pinata!)
Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Bonaparte.
Bonus Round!
Brutus Round
Et tu, Brute
The Ides of March
Marching Band
Drum Corps
Animal
Gonzo the Great
Wheeeeeeeere's Gonzo?
In the janitor's closet macking Miss Piggy!!!
In the janitor's closet macking Cermet and Miss Piggy!!! At the same time!!!
To Mack (v.)
iMac
Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod
Dùn Èistean
Non-phonetic spelling
Mispel'ng
Gomer
Gnomes
Gnome-Mobile (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gnome-Mobile)
"With my luck, the next gnome I kill won't even HAVE any candy!" --Belkar, OOTS
Belkar's stylish Chips and Salsa Bowl!
How do you get a dead seagull out of a blender?
Lots and lots of lighter fluid
One fun Beer-induced extravaganza!
St. Patty's day!
The Bets Monday Night Eva!!!
Monty Python's Holy Grail, mountain Dew, and a couple of guys with way too much time on their hands.
British Comedy: Bringing Nerdy Americans closer together since the 70's.
American Comedy: ...
JOKE JOKE
Fozzie Bear's Comedy:
Wocka, wocka, wocka...
Swedish Chef's comedy:
Bork bork bork!
Miss Piggy, spicing up Swedish Chef's Bork Bork Show every Tuesday night on Skinimax!
Things that make you go... bleurgh...
Layered Puke
The Exorcist
I'm going to EXERCISE you!
My Freshman Gym Teacher... Ugh.
Manifestations of the devil
Math Teachers
Public Scorn
Ostrisize
Ashitaka
... Weeaboo!
WEN-DI-GO!!!
HE WENT THEN!
Time travel!
Recursion.
Excursion
Incursion.
You're either with us, or with the Terrorists
Foreign Policy
Wasting good money after bad
Giving away expensive armbows.
Is ANYONE going to give Dick Cheney a gun?
Not if the Supreme Court reinterprets the 2nd Amendment
Don't blind me with legal jargon!
NEVA!!!! *Slaps Wensleydale with Criminal Justice 101 Book*
*Catches*
*Blasts Tombowings with my new found LEGAL JARGON EYE BEAMS super power*
Dies. Or does he?
No, he just feints and needs to go to a Pokecenter. The last thing I need is evangelical parents throwing the bible at me :P
Heavy books
Light novels
Novellas
Novellettes
The Abridged Bible
The Gospels Summarized
The House of Blues
Muddy Waters
Harry Potter Spells
I attack the Darkness!
Magic Missle
Satan's game.
Highway to Hell
WWF PPV Event
Stairway to heaven
Obnoxious Frog
WB
Tome of Battle: The Book of Nine Swords
Broken crap for 3.5 but perfect for 4E*
(It's too cool for 3.5, makes all the other Melee classes obsolete).
Abjection, it doesn't make other melee classes obsolete.
Overruled!
(No, not in a mechanical sense, but from a 'coolness' sense, yes Tome of Battle makes all melee classes, especially Complete Warrior ones, obsolete).
Judge Judy
[ooc]BTW, ToB should be a part of the core. The only truly melee classes it doesn't work as is the Barbarian. Plus it is aweome. And also, a belated welcome Tombowings![/ooc]
People's Court
[ooc]I definitely agree Higgs. My argument isn't that it's too powerful just that by comparison its too cool. I'm glad WotC is taking Melee Classes in the direction of ToB. Though I resent WotC using the same model with Wizards, it doesn't feel right IMO.[/ooc]
The Justice Files
[ooc]Yeah, to me there feels like there's still something missing from ToB, but I can't quite put my finger on it.[/ooc]
The justice Friends
[ooc]Perhaps wotc held that certain something back so that 4E would seem all the better![/ooc]
Superhero Leagues
[ooc]I don't think WotC has the capability to plan that far ahead.[/ooc]
Supervillain Leagues
[ooc]i think they are, why else has the last year and a half seen crap book after crap book with only a handful of gems? Its because they wanted to spoil the 3.5 pool in the hopes of turning people towards 4E. [/ooc]
City of Heroes
City of the Dead
necropolis
Atlantis
the Pegasus Galaxy
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Deep Space 9
Sisko? Crisco.
Crisco? Castro.
Castro? Che.
Che? Yay!
Yay? Mao.
Mao? Zedong.
Zedong? Lama
Al pacas
Carl Wheezer
Illness
Ring around the Rosy
A pocket full of pie
Jelly, Jelly
Jello Jello
Mellow Yellow
Hallo hallo
Halo Halo
'allo 'allo
Hallow Hallow
All hallows' eve
Halloween
Hallowe'en (now with apostrophe!)
Al'owe'en (Now with no h and 2 apostrophes!!!)
Al Owen
Owen Wilson
Broken Nose
Nose Dive
Tail Spin
Sonic
Useless characters.
Robin
Hood
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Barrio
Burro
Burrito
Taco Bell
cHEESE THAT IS NOT CHEESE.
Fish that are not fish
Eel!
Eels! Eels!
Eek the Cat
Eek a rat!
Mickey
Mouse
Pig
Bacon
Grease
Lightning
McQueen
Bullitt
Silver
Dragon
Dragonforce
Inhuman Rampage
Double Dragon
Hydra
Acid
Reptile
Godzilla
Mothra
Moth
Flutter, flutter
Onomatopoeia, mimesis
PLOP
Drop
balls
of Steel!
of Iron!
Damascus Steel
Da Mask Of Steel!
Dr. Doom
Worst Names For A Doctor To Have #7
Doctor Strange
Mr Strange
Mr. Sinister
Unfortunate Mr. Man Names #21
Mr. Mxyzptlk
Villain
Evil
"EEEEEEVIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!" ~ Mermaidman
Meeeermaaaaids.
That be a Seacow
Meg Griffin
Mystic Meg
Psychiatrists
Frontier Psychiatry
Doctors Without Borders
Doctors with Beards
Doctors with Beer
Irish Medicine
Irish Medical Supplies
'What do you mean the only thing in the emergency supplies locker was duct tape and vodka?'
Personal computer repair kit.
Useless
Politicians
Controversy
Conversion
Religion
For Pelor!
(Common phrase of agreement at my Table)
For Peeler!
what chef's might yell...
MORE OREGANO!!!
ONA GERO!
ONI GEROU
(Japanese for Demon servant!)
Tanar'ri
Words I can't pronounce.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
[ooc](That's a REAL town in Wales!)
The name means: St Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave[/ooc]
Tourism
[ooc]Yes, I know. It was supposedly invented to attract tourism... I've never seen a GENUINE name that long in welsh anywhere else.[/ooc]
Nevada
[ooc]Well Wikipedia says the name originated in the 19th century for commercial reasons. Still, cool to see towns come up with unique solutions to a common problem! [/ooc]
... state?
Union
[ooc]Yup, best state in the Union. Home of Las Vegas and Reno. World renown for its arid clime and libertarian laws!
I LOVE Nevada! [/ooc]
State of the Union
Union of the State
Union State of The
United States of America
Republic of the United States of Brazil
John McCain
Terrorists
BOOM
Pounding on ceilings at five in the morning.
OOC: Ah, dorm life...
Fridges too small to fit the Homecoming Weekend beer
Those little elves that make the alcohol bottles that go into mini bars.
Dwarves
"Elves cause cancer!"
Convtroversy in fictional races
gnomish sweatshops
Gnomes with hammers for hands
make the bestest friends for rebellious angsty Drow
Except when compared to magical black panthers
The Mac Panthers
Bill Gate's Arch-Nemesis
Taxes
axes
Un-originality
Halo
Pre-teens
stupidity
English grammar
American Grammar
No more hope
A normal person's feeling mid way through Independence Day
Die Hard
hard di[c]e
Magic Dice that can grow into the every D&D Player's fantasy!
Dice lava lamp (certain dice in ginger ale will continually float and sink...)
A poor man's Lava Lamp
[ooc](Which will be all us Americans if the dollar keeps dropping)
Also, Stargate, thanks for the tip. I now know how to impress this girl I like... *giggles* :)[/ooc]
USSR
Union of Sour Sensationalist Reporters
Fark
Farc
Air Farce
Air Force
Navy
why do they have planes?
"There is a hole in the sky for which you can fly."
The Bajoran Wormhole
Worm
Hole
Ghoti
Cot
Cod
pottage
Pottery
Pottery Barn
Stereotypical Shopping Hotspots for Women
Shoes!
Socks!
Stockings!
Stock
Bonds
rope
Hemp
Marijuana
Amsterdam
hashish
Bricks
mortar
Cannon
88
42
99
Red balloons
Bjork
Bobcat Goldthwaight (sp?)
thank god the 80's ended...
Devo
R&D
DR
Zombies
No control!
Spinout!
Burnout.
Funny Video games
HD TVs
DM PCs
Not inherently evil.
Goblins
(is there a rule on how frequently you can reply?)
(no)
Gremlins (in France, the title translated to goblins)
Awesome theme music
The Phaaaantom of the Operaaa is heeeere, you know! Inside your mind.
*clasps hand to heart* Did you do that for me?
Yes. We're actors--we're the opposite of people!
Trolls of the Opera
Phantom of the Opera
Staring Grendel as Gerard Butler
Beowulf
Beowulf: "I AM... LINE!"
Grendel: "Damn it man, your line is 'I am BEOWULF!' How bloody hard can it be to remember you own name? God its like I'm working with a naked chimp or something!!'
Likely acting scenarios #3
Likely scenarios to see when watching Val Kilmer act
King Philip: "Shut your foul mouth, you ten-titted [expletive] from Hades! "
Mr. T
Mohawk
(I could've gone with so many things from Mr. T....)
Harley Davidson
(I gave you Mr. T and you chose Mohawk!?!?!?!?!? /outrage)
Leather
(does that redeem me in the slightest?)
Judas Priest
(A tiny bit)
Priest Judas
(Bet Jesus loved him :P )
Jeessus christ!
Suuuuuperstar!!
*sings along* Who in the Hell do you think you are?
Judas.
Betrayal
Mask of the Betrayer
Theatrical Masks
Majora's Mask
Stupid Sidequests (grumble, grumble)
Baldur's Gate 2
Forgotten Realms
Elminster
Ultra Powerful Mages that make weak kneed DMs tremble!
Gandalf
"End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it." ~ Gandalf
[ooc]HA! i bet you Thought I was going to go with the tried and true 'You shall not PASS!' quote!
Nihilism.
Gundam Wing
[ooc]The first time I ever heard that word was while watching Gundam Wing. [/ooc]
Unrealistic robots
Fans that forget to suspend their disbelief when watching cool shows
[ooc] I have a friend that does that, it annoys the hell out of me!![/ooc]
Superstition
[ooc]So do I, though this is the kind of person who only fails to do so when it relates to him :D:D:D[/ooc]
Don't cross your knives.
Crossed swords
Pirates
Ninjas!
Epic Battles!
The Intarwebs.
Oh what tangled webs we weave...
[ooc] I had a Spiderman shirt that said that when I was a kid. My mom thought it was funny, lol[/ooc]
Lolth
The strange complicatedness of Drow names (eg. Drizzt Do'Urden of Daermon Nachezbaernon, Ninth House of Menzoberranzan)
Drow in general
Dominatrix Outfits are standard issue for every Drow!
What're drow clothes made of?
Drow have clothes?
Elistraee
Gratuitous tittilation.
Hur hur.
her her
Ben Hur
Ben Who?
Ben Stein
Beuller? Beuller?
Faris
Fenris
Fenrir
Fenrir Wolfshead, slayer of demons!
Entropic Outsiders
Slaadi
Slaad
Salad.
(I've always made that connection, to be honest...)
Mr. Tomatohead
(I know it is wrong,but there is a reason)
Ketchup
(Do I want to know the reason?)
Mr Lemonhead
Buckethead
Jarhead
Mayonnaise
Stinky
Armpit
Sticky
Glue
Elmer's
Elephants
Purple
(Don't ask...)
dress
Rehearsal
Plays
Beautiful yet unattainable angel, I watch you from afar
idealism
Leon Trotsky
October Revolution
Hippies on Halloween
3rd Easiest Halloween Costume
After ghost and mummy
Trick or treatee: "What's your costume?"
Me: "A kid nerdier than you."
a very scary thing indeed
Teal'c
Ann Coulter.
Hawt but replaced by Laura Ingrim (who is a much less entertaining woman)
Jessica Alba (Who is preggers)
Weird Interweb People with their Weird Interweb Pron Fetishes
The CBG
Best.Fetish.Eva.
LUST OF THE GODS
Eris
Eric Foreman
Venom
(wtf?!)
Death to Sam Raimi
Birth of Bruce Campbell ('s acting career)
Very large chins
Jay Leno
Unfunny
Funny
Your face.
Fuzzy
Wuzzy was a bear
Bald
My friend Thomas' father
English Muffins
Mmmm, nice
Cookies
home-made
Campaign settings!
Uberspecialawesome
Your first D&D Character
Franko the Fur Night
Furries (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom) :ill:
Animal pron olo
Beastiality, ew.
Anthropomorphic template
Anthros soliciting Bar Maidens
Half-anthropomorphic template
Half-Awakened Celestial Dire Squirrel Warforged Scout
Powergamer
min/maxer
Munchkin
Oompa Loompas
SOOO CREEPY!
Johnny Depp as Will Wonka
can this man really sing?
The definitive answer is:
William Hung
(and in answer to your question, Depp probably, Hung, no)
... obscure sexual boasts
Larry Bird
White basketball players
Will Smith
frrrrrrrrrrrrom West Philadelphia, born an' raised...
[edit]crap, beat me to it
Elevated Trains
Skybridges
(C'mon, I gave you an easy one, and you go with Elevated trains?)
Eberron
warforged
Artificer
Gadgets
WoW Dwarves
GNomes
Knomes
Foam
Loam
Learn
BURN!
Urn?
What?
Interjection
syringe
Not-quite-related-but-you-can-see-how-you-could-make-that-mistake.
I-Guess-You-Mean-Not-quite-related-but-*I*-can-see-how-you-could-make-that-mistake-Instead-Of-Not-quite-related-but-you-can-see-how-you-could-make-that-mistake?-Also-My-Chain-Of-Thoughts-Were-Interjection-Injection-Syringe.But-I-Guess-I-Should-Have-Written-Injection-Then-:)
...
BROKE FORUM
cast
of characters
Party
At Mother's
Breakfast
Eggs and Bacon
Green Eggs and Ham
spam
Monty Python
WE WANT... A SHRUBBERY!
bring me, a CUTTLEFISH
Large Crab Aliens Scuttling to work
Tyranids
T-rex
The LOST WORLD
Jurassic Park III: A Needless Adventure
Jurassic Park III: Now with raptors
Jurassic Park III: Now with more Sam Niel!
Jurassic Park III: Now with dinosaurs - IN PANTIES
Pantie raids
Uhhmm.
Stutter
"He thrusts his fists against the post...."
"Can you withstand the power of my super taunt?"
NWN taunt skill
I don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food trough wiper!
Your mother was a hamster...
And your father smelt of elderberries!
Mistletoe, the one useless spell component
What do elderberries smell like?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
Over 9000!
Bald Monkey Men that yell needlessly at inappropriate times
Samuel L Jackson
Gin Rummy from Boondocks
Poker
Joker
Batman!
Adam West
Crazed Actor
Mira Weigmann
Omicron Ceti
(aka Mira)
Akira
Arika
stupid ocean goes on forever...
stupid song goes on forever
this is the song that never ends...
Lambchop's play-along!
HERB-DIJON LAMB MEDALLIONS...
Vermont necrophiliacs.
why we don't heat the crypts in Boston...
Matthew Lewis' The Monk
D&D Monk
Thelonious Monk
legends
King Arthur
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the people, not some fanciful aquatic ceremony!
Secret signing ceremonies.
The Declaration of Independence.
National Treasure
Aquatic elves?
Wood Elves
Treeclimbing.
the great eastern red-tailed squirrel.
VARMINT
DUELS AT NOON!
What do you mean we were supposed to go all the way up to ten?
either I'm leaking catsup, or I'm in trouble...
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!!!
("don't worry hunny, that's just fake ketchup...")
The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Where's my pirate suit?
Global warming hoax
The Popemobile
The Batmobile
up the ante
gambling
Wisdom checks
Will saves
Will defense!
Will Smith
Awwwwwww Hell No!
Heaven's, Yes...
Oh me oh my
He barks all day and night.
My brother
The ethiopian adoption...
Italy's invasion of Ethiopia
Bush's invasion of Iraq
Oil (ooh, controversy)
Pimples (defused that one)
Teenagers
I have a MOLE?
MOLE MOLEY MOLEY MOPLEY MOLE!!!
trying to play a CD on a record player.
Outdated forms of music storage
8 Track
Rangers
Anla'Shok
Analeptic shock
Shellfish
giant enemy crab
Kingler
(oh yes, I went there!)
Krabby?
Mr. Krab
Krusty Burger
Kap'n Krunch
2600
what is 26 multiplied by 100?
26000/10
base 10
Base 8
Steinberg Cubase
Steinburger
Why are we back to hamburgers?
Mmm, hamburgers.
Homer Simpson
yellow
Ledbetter
Bed wetter
Mad Hatter
Alice in Wonderland
Alice goes through the mirror. Why?
To see what's on the other side, of course.
Fozzy
Fonzie
Fonzo
Gonzo
Nose
Nostril
Pigs
Smell
the most easily destroyed sense in existance.
Gasoline
Explosions
Special FX
Preeeeeettyyyy.
...woman walking down the street.
Pretty woman, doin' what you need.
I DON'T KNOW THE LYRICS
Prostitution
Illegal (some places)
MIND CONTROL
LOR T NOCDN IM
Cthulu kthvarn flagn
Cthulu Fhtagn!
Hebraic
Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramatheir. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of . . . Aaaaagh.
Semitic
Mel Brooks
Mel Gibson
anti-semitic
Remarkably common
anti-caucasian rascism.
Caucasian
Ishy, I assume.
HARSH
pranks that aren't funny.
Ishmayl
A jerk.
Poseidon.
horrid, horrid senses of humor.
Cruelty.
Unusual punishment
Ishmayl
3000!
Administrators
w00t! 3000 Posts! WAY TO GO!
Pains
Yay!! I knew we could do it by the end of today! Heck, we still have almost a quarter of the day left!
Abdomen
From where I'm standing it's an hour and 15 mins.
alien larvae
Mmm, taste good on toast
peanut butter
Banana Suits
Peanut butter jelly time
Mmmm, mmm.
Good
Bad
Evil
Paladin of Tyranny
Blackguard
Easily mispronounced words
(C'mon, who wouldn't think of pronouncing that "black guard"? Especially when that's such a descriptive pronunciation...)
lead
gold
Poison
Edit: (too late) SHINY
Much more better: This is a DRAWRING of a key.
Drawn to Life
Drawn Together
Magnets
Soup
Bad for computers
Morons who don't know what they're doing.
Magneto
Pakleds
Sdel Kap
Kappa Mikey
Mikhail Kappa
Russia?
Moskau, Moskau . . .
Upbeat German Song and Dance
Die Roboter
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
Japanese Pop
"Yuri the only one for me"
What fans wish Trowa would say to Quatre
What fans wish Spock would say to Kirk
Shut up and sit down!
Sit up and shut down!
Go lie down!
Bad dog! No biscuit!
Fast animals, slow children.
T.V. shows that are better than anything on MTV.
"Hello Little Girl"
Chris Hanson's "To Catch a Predator"
using live human bait
and a small supply of sausages
Jerkey
Jersey
York
Peppermint Patties
mint
Well minted like!
coin collecting
shinies... oh the shinies...
your face!
(yeah, I went there ...)
cliche-AY.
we'll cross that bridge when we come to it
Or will we?
confusion.
DISGRACE!
DISPWNED!
DECEPTION!
DECEPTICONS!!!!!!!!
Autobots, roll out!
Soldiers! Atten... HUP!
at ease
leisure
Risa
Rise Against
Up rising
Waterfall
Winterfell
Shadowfell
Hammerfell
Hammertime!
The Impossible Quiz
Q: In the past year, have you consumed sugar or PCP?
Man my weirdo Wood Elf Whore did a lot worse than those!
By brother
My Wood Elf's Gnoll Customer
A small hill
A very large ant mound.
Very large ants.
Birds (the movie)
Psycho
Psychology
Psychiatry
Psychology
It's all in your head... OR IS IT?
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/30/izinurhed128513952850000000.jpg)
THE TENTACLAAAAAARGH
Straws
Clutching
His fist around his Great Sword, Rogar charged the hideous Demon Prince
And was eaten
Sandwich, Level 24 Psion
Burrito, level 25 paladin
Taco Bell
Yo quiero
Chihuahua
Paris Hilton
[ooc]I hate that woman for ruining the good name of a great breed[/ooc]
Janet Jackson
Second Banana (to her Brother)
Banana Peel
Cartoon cliché
What's Up Doc?
'Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!'
Come Together
The Beatles
The Monkeys
Planet of the Apes
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zeuss
Hop on Mop
Pogo Stick Janitors
Numerous
plague of locusts
plague of scarabs
Plague of Americans
Capitalism
Communism
Fascism
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Punk Rock
Green Day
CARBON FOOTPRINT
AL GORE (You may remember him as the inventor of such items as The Internet & The Environment)
Lock Box
A Monkey's Lunch Box
Bananas
Coconuts
Johnny Castaway (the screensaver with the guy on the island)
Johnny Bravo
lower bodies that shouldn't be able to structurally support the upper body.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
about face!
Incoherent Sargents.
Spellcheck
Spellcraft
Knowledge
'things politicians can somehow do without'
Morals
things Americans lack
(And Higgs, my retarded spellcheck says that's right.)
Common Sense
Wisdom of Repugnance
Rapunzel
Tripping on one's hair
CONFOUNDED BEARD!
Nobody tosses a dwarf!
Gnome cannon
Medieval Kineval
Evil Kineval
Good
good, night, would you look at the size of that thing. It's got to be half a mile high at least. It must've taken hundreds, no, THOUSANDS of years to carve this thing...
Accepted
I wanna blow shit up with my mind!
A PhD in blowin' s@*t up.
Clearly what Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage have
Lord of the Flies
William Golding
King Midas
Trust the Midas Touch
Dick Cheney
Somebody on my list of people not to accept a request to go hunting with.
Evil
The "Man"
Whitey
Pink Skins
Leopard skin underwear
Glam rock.
Bon Jovi
Have a nice day
"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?"
Milkshake machines
Old Fashioned Pharmacies
Apothecary, thy drugs are quick!
poison
The Police
Sting
Colin Mochre
Ryan Styles
Who's line is it anyway?
Ryan's flaming shoes
Flaming Moes.
Firewhiskey
Firewater
Things that cancel themselves out
Mustard Gas and Ketchup Gas
( :P )
compressed fast food?
Capsule Corps.
President Vegeta
Vegetables
vegetarians
Vegans.
Red Bull
Tain Bo Cualnge ("The Cattle-Raid of Cooley")
Kidney Stones
Liverwurst
Liverpool
disgusting ideas for entertainment.
Some Hentei
Blue Seed
Spread the seed
A Commandment of God
I bring you these fifteen *smash* . . . Ten Commandments!
The true story of Moses
Mosses the Musical
(Is out game dieing?.......NO!!!!)
Charleston Heston
(Tomo, don't double post in this thread, it throws off the post count :) And I can assure you that this thread is not dieing, its just the week end (post count is always low on weekends))
"You maniacs! You blew it all up! Oh, damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!"
"You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!
Quotations
Victor Borga
Anna Bjornstad
Ana Kournikova
Ana Ivanovic
Anna Ioannovna
Supernova!
Supersonik
Sonic, the Hedgehog
Shadow, the Hedgehog
Super Smash Bros
Crush, Kill, Destroy
"Death Destruction and lots of blood, lots of blood"
The Inquisition, what a show!
The Inquisition, here we go!
We know you're wishin' that we'd go
Away!!!----
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
Dr. Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frankenstein: Precisely.
Inga: [her eyes get wide] He vould have an enormous schwanzschtücker.
Dr. Frankenstein: [ponders this a moment] That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.
-------------------------------------------------------
Dr. Frankenstein: HE'S GOT A ROTTEN BRAIN! IT'S ROTTEN, I TELL YA! ROTTEN!
The Monster: RAAAAAAAA!
Igor: Ixnay on the ottenray.
Pig Latin
Pork Sandwich
"--Salted pork?"
Hobbits that enjoy the finer things that life has to offer
Things that taste good
Chocolate
Chocolate Rain
Chocolate Moose
Chocolate Moses
Vanilla Ice
Ice Cube
Freezer
Frieza
King Cold
Budweiser
Hammerhead
Jaws
James Bond
BMW Z8
Tiny Mettle Deathtraps
A 10 inch gofer moat filled with 20 Stone worth of Poisoned Caltraps
hilarious doom!
MF Doom
President Doom!
DOOM for President!
hell, whynot Emperor!
Vice President Reed Richards...?
Alliterated Comic Book Character Names
peter parker
Nerds who date hot chicks
stereotypical oxymorons
Nerds who need OxyClean
Ultimate Frisbee players
Ultimate Rugby!
The Aggrandizement of Children's games
[EDIT:] Ultimate Hopscotch! (oops, someone got there first)
[EDIT: EDIT] oops, someone played off the first. Oh well. This post serves as the bridge between the ones before it and after it, whatever they may be.
childrens books
Who
Dr. Who
Time Lords
Jesus
(don't ask...)
Jews for Jesus
2,000 years of tradition, from Moses to Sandy Kofax.
Rome: Power, Glory
let not eh royal bed of Denmark become a couch for incest.
INCEST!
A COUCH!
"You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."
Things to do before you die... Not "while you're still alive," but "before you die"... the precious seconds tick away! Quick! Find a dolphin! Swim with it!
Dancing with Butterflies and singing with mermaids!
Peter Pan
Johnny Depp' Willy Wonk's dream
NAMBLA
Gay Polygamy
heteronormative
homogeneity
Homo Habilis
Homo Hobittus
What have you got in your pocketses, Bilbo? (or are you just happy to see me?)
Hobbits and their dirty dark secrets
Pippin Took: Lovable Friend to Frodo, or Viscious Cannibal?
Hobbit-sized Hotel rooms
Mini Soap Bottles
Mini champagne Bottles
Mini corks
Fishing corks
Corks fishing
Quark's Pub and Sub
Quantum physics
The Quantum Cafe
Particle Shot Quantum Late
that guy who I used to think was Harrison Ford when I was a kid
Scott Bakula?
bacteria
Borg Nanoprobes
I am Locutus of Borg!
Resistance is impotent, I mean, futile.
Electile Dysfunction (no, that's not a typo)
I want a recount!
Sorry, all the ballets were electronic this year
Electronic Ballerinas
Holographic uhh... Movies...
Holographic sounds
Unquestionably cool things
Me.
Used to make fire
Flint and Steel
Steal some flint!
Renaissance shoplifting
cutpurses
I forged it myself! It's a pocket guillotine!
used for decapitating mice
zooicide
edited, hope no one posts before i finish!! :)
pesticide
Destroy All Humans
This Will Destroy You
Bunny Bazooka Launchers
Jazz Jackrabbit
Rockie the Rock-Out-Bunny
Rocky and Bullwinckle
Christopher Columbus
1492
1941
In May of 1941, the war had just begun.
The Germans had the biggest ships, they had the biggest guns...
1149
MATH!
ENGLISH!
LANGUAGE!
Words, words, words!
The King and I
Anna and the King
Automoton Nuclear Neo-human Android or ANNA
Family Guy
American Dad
Beer Belly
One Pack
One is not really a pack . . .
6-pack
6 is a crowd, unless we're talking about Harem Anime... Now that is simply every man's dream... EVERY MAN'S!!!
Everyman and Medieval Miracle Plays
Its a Christmas Miracle!
I'll be home for Christmas
I'll have a blue Christmas without you
Yeah, I'll have a Salad with Blue Cheese dressing, sprinkled with minced shark fin over-layed with a creamy sauteed Blue Whale Blubber Sause along with the Deep Fried Medium Rare Polar Bear Meat Mini Burger Appetizer
A vegetarian's nightmare
Mexicans
(Mine never make much sense.)
NEW Mexicans
AAAAAHHH!
WAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!
Warhammer 40k Orks
Aegis-Fang
Big Shields made for Big Guys
Zeus
Hercules
Age of Mythology
Age of Reason!
When George Carlin left Catholicism...
Scientology
Evolving from clams, to talk to plants.
Edit- good god, I could've gone with so many things to show my views on Scientology...
Magical clam
Obscure innuendo
WINK WINK!!!
Is your wife, uh, a sport, eh? You know what I mean? Nudge Nudge!
What's it like?
Who are you?
Frampton
Quadrophenia
Phil Daniels
Celebrity Death Match: Dr. Phil v Dr. Doom v Dr. Octopus!!!
Celebrities... ::vomitspithackcough::
Anna Nichole?
the Bahamas
Bermuda, Bahama...
Around the world in 80 days
Change the World
(song, Inuyasha)
All you have to do is move your little finger . . .
And Click your heels together...
Ruby red slippers
I'll get you my pretty!
I feel pretty, oh so pretty . . .
Rob Schneider in a Dress
Sweet Transvestite
Eddie Izzard
British Comedians
French Comedians
(can't name any but I'm sure they exist)
Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!
Don't knock fine French living if you ain't gunna try it! :P
The Napoleonic Wars in general, and Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe in particular.
Waterloo: Prussian Ingenuity Once More Bested French je ne sais quoi
( :P we all know it was the English, but the Germans deserve *something* :P )
Diplomacy
A skill George Bush forgot to put some ranks in...
Literacy
Illiteracy
Innumeracy (yes, there is such thing)
Bigamy
Polygamy
Polytheistic
Polytheists Praying to Polyamourous Pantheons
Children, now Mr. Harmonium has given us a fine example of the rhetorical device called 'Alliteration.' Please make sure to thank him on his way out of the class room, wishing him many spoils as he ventures into the horde of approaching Orcs, armed only with a Bible and the word of Pelor.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
LOOK Children, Mr. Ishmayl is dashing out to aid Mr. Harmonium. What's that I hear? A Song? Mr. Ishmayl must be a Bard, out to inspire his ally!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled PELOR
Harmonium the Cleric: No One Pickles My God! Have At Fiend!
Picklin, the Powerful Patron of Produce
Piklin: the patron personification of prolific poster
The Great Eldo-Seraph Alliteration War
Pairs of Public Partner Posters Propagate Proprietary Propaganda on Pastel Papyrus
Propagandhi
voluntary human extinction
Soylent Greens
Soylent Greens is PEOPLE!?
Indeed... I prefer my Soylent Greens to be mixed with Mashed Potatoes with a creamy Turkey Gravy drizzled over with a ladle... Mmm.
every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal
It's a Dog Eat Dog World
Every dog has his day.
Superman
Kryptonite
Somehow every villain has the stuff
Bond girls
Playboy Bunnies
CLONES!
Ben Reilly
Doc Ock
Doctor Strange
Mystical arts.
Bob Ross (there is no artist more mystical!)
Ross Noble
Barnes and Noble
Barn rising
Bread Rising
Yeast
onion gravy
Biscuits and Gravy
Hard tack
8-Track
Otari
Atari
Beta MAX
Electric cards of the 19th century.
Playing Poker before the Light bulb was invented
Direct Currents
Northwest Passage
Southern Pacific Railroad
Southwestern Bell Telephone
South of the Border
Songs that sound better intoxicated
What shall we do with the drunken sailor?
What shall we do with the drunken sailor?
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
Earlie in the morning?
Hoo-rie, and up she rises!
Hoo-rie, and up she rises!
Hoo-rie, and up she rises,
Earlie in the morning!
Lock him in the cabin with the Captain's Daughter!
Lock him in the cabin with the Captain's Daughter!
Lock him in the cabin with the Captain's Daughter,
Earlie in the morning!
Hoo-rie, and up she rises!
Hoo-rie, and up she rises!
Hoo-rie, and up she rises,
Earlie in the morning!
I am drunk. Vodka is made of win and alcohol.
If only I had something nicer than Smirnoff... like Stolichnaya Elit...
Scrubs
Sponges
MY LITTLE SISTER
Married with Children
Merry Children
merry men
Oh, no-We're straight. Just merry.
Men in Tights
codpiece
I'M A CODFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (codpiece-->codfish)
(So you re the brother of the Codpiece?)
Godfish
The Undersea Mafia
cement shoes
Talk about uncomfortable!
styrofoam shoes
Don't leave home with out PROTECTION!
My biology teacher
An elderly British Woman who co-teaches with her 30-something Husband.
[ooc]Those were my Bio teachers last semester [/ooc]
Queen Elizabeth
Mary, Queen of Scots
"You are English, aren't you? Good. Too many Scots in the Company nowadays."
Funny Thought: McDonalds run by Kilt-Wearing, Raging level 12 Barbarian Scots!
grease or death!
CAKE OR DEATH!
Let them eat... FURBIES!!!!
Gizmo
widgets
Ouija board
Redbeard (When I was little I used a Ouija board to try to contact Redbeard the Pirate)
Gingerbeards
Beards clasped together to make facial ponytails.
the beard society
Mustache Association
Society for the Advancement of Facial Hair
Flat Earth Society
Pancake
Click click double-click PANCAKE!!!
"I just love scanning for lifeforms. Lifeforms... you tiny little lifeforms... you precious little lifeforms... where are you?"
~ Data
Data: And you must talk to him. You must tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat.
Worf: . . . I will feed him.
Geordi: Data... I made that joke seven years ago.
Data: I know! I just got it!
Kirk: You hit the Klingons because they insulted the Enterprise, not because they...
Scotty: Well, sir, this was a matter of pride!
A Trekkie says what?
What?
TREKKIE!
Star Trek vs. Star Wars
Battlestar Galactica
Farscape!
Blue Chicks.... A-OK in Kirks Book!
Chicken a la king
A Chicken in every pot and a side of Despotic Government.
Let them eat chicken pot pie!
Noisy breakcore
HOBOCORE
Horrorcore (scary)
The slightly bizarre, although perfectly valid, tendency for all modern music genres to have the "core" suffix.
[ooc]on the subject of Hobocore, my friend once had the idea of starting a trampcore band... the idea was that there would be no drummer, instead one bassist would play very percussively while a second played a more standard bassline. One guitarist would play surf-style guitar, a la Dick Dale, while the other played grind/hardcore riffs in the style of The Locust, and the singer tried to imitate Tom Waits. Sadly, he never realised this concept.[/ooc]
Does Skacore count?
Count Chocula
Archduke Chacula
Cardinal Richelieu
Those who worship Jesus
Christianity
Christmas
Ham Dinners
Nottingham: That's a wild boar!
Robin: No, that's a wild pig. (Indicating Prince John) That's a wild boar.
I wonder if he passed his Sense Motive Check...
Roll up new characters please
TPK FTW, LOL ROTFLMayonnaise
(stupid interweb people... people who speak in acronyms bugme....)
Lollersk8ftw ololo
Meeting Girls at the Skater Rink
awkward teenage years
The worst time of one's life
That day you thought couldn't get any worse
Middle School Drama
Grease: A Musical Revue
Stranded at the Drive-In
Better than being stranded at the drive-thru!
Being stranded at that spaceballs restaurant
Being stranded on an Uninhabited Minshara-Class planetoid, with only THREE scantily clad Green-Skinned Women!!
TWILEK DANCERS!!!
Better yet EXOTIC TWI'LEK DANCERS!!!!!
I tghink all Twi'leks are already exotic by way of being sliens
Schlei
Shrek
Pixar
Animate Objects, the spell
Ever Urban Druid's best Companion - An Animated Dresser!
Belleville Rendezvous
The Weird Sisters
Fairy Odd Parents
Hannah Montana [Yes, I said the evil words.]
Slutty Aged Pop Stars (i.e. Hannah Montana in 10 years)
A barren nuclear wasteland
(regular Montana in 10 years)
(maybe Hanna Montana too. I don't know)
Post-apocalyptic mutant vampires.
(Now try to decide whether I'm talking about Hannah Montana, or regular Montana in 10 years...)
The Red Thirst...
The Red Death
The Fall of the House of Usher
Did that involve an angsty African rapper who rebells against his rapper heritage and becomes a 2 Gun Wielding, Panther owning C/G defender of justice on the frontier?
Carolina Panthers
Jacksonville Jaguars
[ooc] :protest: I gave you Drizzt and you give me the Panthers? :protest:
;) :P[/ooc]
Football in Faerun
And the Crimson Wizards from Thay once again win the Super Bowl!!!
Blood Bowl
Blood Wrestling (its like Jell-O wrestling but for Vampires)
Blood pudding
haemophages anonymous
Oh ****! Am I late for this month's meeting?
The first step is to admit that you are powerless over sunlight
The Sun and You: a Self Help Guide for Vampires and the Sun
Yet another informative publication from Better Tombs and Coffins
I'm dying to get a copy
Bad Puns
That's Punny!!!
Dominic Deegan
Domestic Partnership
Domestic Violence
Domestic Intrigue
Domestic Whine
Delectable Wine
Detectable Wine
Detect Wine (my relatives seem to have this as a spell-like ability usable at will)
Drunken Masters
What did I say about domestic violence!?
Drunken Tantric Masters
Drunken Teutonic Tantric Templar Masters
Those guys are just a bunch of Stoned Masons tying themselves in Nazis
What is Indiana Jones' worst enemy for 100.
Snakes. I hate snakes.
Especially when the snakes are on a plane.
Ezekiel 25:17
Ezekial 25:17 refers to snakes on a plane!? I must read this now.
confusion
(actually it refers to samuel l jackson... watch your pulp fiction son... its good for ya :P )
Yeah, well so is Sauer Kraut
The only good Sauerkraut is a dead Sauerkraut!!!
The Great Dictator
Who rallies his people against the greatest EVIL - Sauerkraut!
On Hot Dogs?
Zoidberg
this: http://www.svblueheron2000.com/coconutcrabbig.jpg
[ooc]Incidentally I'm modelling a race in my setting on those beasties, looks-wise anyway[/ooc]
Dear sweet Jesus, that's a big crab
The Lord's name in vain
-10 Brownie Points
great smiting
Shielding Smite
Sunder: The smiting of shields
Improved Sunder: Smiting of bigger shields.
Improved Shield Bash: Revenge for attempting, and failing, to sunder a shield.
Playing the WALL, a Fighter/Knight/Dwarven Defender who shields his allies with 2 Tower Shields!
[ooc]I played a character like that before... SOOOO much fun! You just stand there, yelling 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS!' over and over again, challenging random enemies, totally disrupting their strategy, lol.[/ooc]
Wall of Fighter/Knight/Dwarven Defenders - Sorcerer/Wizard, Cleric 9
QuoteAgreed, I played a Knight/Dwarven Defender once, it was awesome. Tower Shield and a Dwarven waraxe. Good times.
[Insert Random Character Class Combination]
how about random race/class combo... succubus paladin *shudders*
Paradoxes that destroy the universe
Marty McFly
"Why don't you make like a tree and get the heck outa here!"
Deforestation
Death of ancient Elven forests
Elven Eco-terrorists out for revenge
The main plot of the new Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie movie... oh, and they adopt a Peruvian boy named Pepe.
Fail.
Faile Bashere
Edit: Damn, 2 posts in the time it took me to post mine
Bean Sidhe
Sean bean as James Bond's arch-nemesis 006
Bond, James Bond
Bond, debt security.
Fight or buy bonds!
Warbonds
The anti-hitler
Bandit Keith... in America!
My voice gives me super strength
The voices in my head give me super strength.
The voices in my head are really bossy
"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me"
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Hungry
Pasta with green pesto and a concoction of onion, garlic, basil, chili peppers, sweetcorn and sundried tomatos
Pesto doesn't work on Pizzas. It's too slippery and makes the toppings fall off.
LIES AND UNTRUTHS
Inconvenient Truths
Uncomfortable truths
Your mom jokes.
Your mama's so fat...
Plain Jane Fatass, guilty of swallowing Jenny Craig whole!
Jerry Springer
:band: It's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer :band:
Famous accordion players
Whatshisface from Whatsthatplace
Any minute someone's going to come bang on the lid and say, "Hey you, whatsername, get out of there!"
And I'd say "WTF mate!? Who, in Baltar's crazy sex-laden fantasies of Six, are YOU?'
And he'd be all 'Geez, don't have a nerdgasm. Just lookin' fer me mate, Whatsername.'
And I'd be like 'Oh, sorry 'bout that mate, I tend to pop my top when strangers bust into my house. You want somethin' off this here Barbie?'
And he'd be like 'Sure, I could go fer some ribs.'
And then world peace happens, humanity discovers Warp Technology and Star Trek becomes REAL!!!
REAL Time with Bill Maher
Conversations that make me want to change the channel
The Secret (whenever I hear it, it makes me want to change the channel)
Things you keep secret from your girlfriend...
the other girlfriend
or the other one...
..and the fact that your really gay
Kicking down doors
Breaking windows.
Uses for the meatshield's head
Nodwick
Order of the Stick
Belkar
Vaarsuvius, the best female character on the strip!
Ambiguous Gender (not confirmed female; though I tend to see V as a bit more feminine... though they are an elf)
Never even considering that a certain comic character might not be just a somewhat effete male until finding a thread in a forum debate his (or her) gender.
everything is you can think of is on the internet somewhere
Rule 34
Godwin's Law
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD THUMBS!? HITLER! (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1020)
A failed artist using a huge PR stunt to up the value of his work.
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger
Klingons (I don't really know why)
Retrovisrus
(that make Klingons loose their ridges and experience human emotions)
Good Booze.
(another devolver)
Glenn Livet
Glenn Campbell
chicken noodle soup
Chicken Noodle Soup for the Soul
Chickens don't have souls
Yes they do! They go to one of the conveniently named 'animal' heavens!
Ace Ventura
Cannibal Corpse
Corpus Christi (perhaps a stretch but its the first thing that popped into my mind)
Topless girls on Spring Break
Topless Kristi?
Chainmail Bikinis
Dwarven Metrosexuals
Ohmygawd, that mithral shirt is SO last season!
But Rothgar, everyone knows it's retro day!
Dilbert
Swanbert
Swan Burnt
Angrily yells Rothgara the female Dwarf Barbarian, as the rage begins to swell with in her
Raging, demon-infused barbarians v.s. rapier wielding swashbuckler
Clear differences
Muddled reality
The Matrix
The Cave
Robin is a pole dancer
Can anyone break a $100 bill?
"I have paid my whore."
Alimony
Chauvinism
Causes of WWI
The Franco-Prussian War, Nationalism and the Alliances (both secret and public).
Napoléon Bonaparte
Neapolitan, the Napoleon of Ice Creams!
Festivals
Oktoberfest
the Kartoffelhaus (potato-house. it's an awesome restaurant in Freiburg)
The Potato Famine
Ireland
Free Scotland
Orange Free State
South Africa
South-West Africa
Southwest Airlines
G-3
G-8
V8
V6
V12
d12
d6
r2-d2
Robot Rock
Math-Rock
Punk Rock
Grunge Rock with a hint of Reggae and Hip Hop
gross oversimplifications
Most issues in presidential elections.
Change!
damned quarters for the downstairs laundry (WHICH I HAVE TO GO GET! ARGH)
Damned quarter-breeds and their not fitting properly into my various societal and cultural functions!
genetics
Eugenics
I AM LIKE UNTO A GOD!!!!!!!!!
Look, it's God!!! *points*
OMFG!!!!
SMITE THE BLASPHEMER!
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHUN! SHUN!
(cookie for whoever gets the reference)
And God said: Jacob knew the Unbeliever shortly before the Sun's first light crested the peaks of the western mountains.
Gatsby knew women early . . .
(@Nomadic: CANDY MOUNTAIN CHARLIE!)
Gatsby died a virgin! I saw it in the special collector's issue of episode 47!
virgin airlines
*gives seraphine a cookie*
slut airlines
Fear of flying
AOPA
AOL Airlines, we fly at dialup speeds... in the SKY!
We got passed by a kite!
It's a bird!
it's a zeppellin!
it's a Gnometech Rocket!
I'm a gnome alchemist/gadgeteer with a Ph.D in making things go boom.
Boomstick
Broomstick
witches
Oh look, here comes the moon...
Werebadgers!
desperate druids
desperate druids dueling deep in darkest deforested demesnes.
overuse of the letter d
Overused phrases such as "Story of my life." that make me want to viciously punch the person who says the phrase whenever I hear them.
"That's hot"
I like how they've started to talk about me now.
Hot Girl Arrogance
GIRLS GONE home
Killer Queen
B-Movie Scream Queen
Adrienne Barbeau
Adrian Brody
Pianist
limericks
Lipsticks
make-up
make believe
The magic of childhood
gullibility (but the fun kind)
did you know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?
letting my little sister lick the wall socket.
things people go to hell for
bad experiences with Born Again Christians
Cults
CR 50 flying spaghetti monster
CR 90 TIME DRAGONS!!!
A horde of 5 million CR 1 zombies.
An Epic Level Cleric / Radiant Servant of Pelor!
I'm not sure turning works that way...
Cleric: I turn the zombie
DM: Ok now that you have turned the zombie around would you like to actually attack it?
Never fight a zombie face to face
Brains?
People who use lol in real life.
Funny losers
Beautiful Loser
Sexy Losers
Ug the level 14 barbarian's weight loss program
Does that entail more slaughter and less raw meat? If so, Urgath is opposed!
atkin's diet
You like raw, bloody meat dripping with literal pounds of melted butter drizzled all over the meat and the table? If so, Atkins is for YOU!
prime rib buffet
The Great Rib Cook-Off
(In the Reno, Nevada every fall)
[/end shameless community plug]
We cook our ribs off in this scorching desert heat
Cannibals
every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal
The difference between carnivores and cannibals (something I've never understood)
MANFLESH!
Quote from: KindlingThe difference between carnivores and cannibals (something I've never understood)
(Is this a serious question? ;) )
[ooc]Well, I understand the mechanical difference, obviously, but not the moral or ethical one. How is eating one dead creature different from eating any other, regardless of species?[/ooc]
Orcs
[ooc]That was in response to Ishy's reply[/ooc]
Ogres
[ooc]
Quote from: a 6 WIS character explaining why canabalism is wrong to a 5 INT BarbarianCannibalism is wrong because you're eating your own kind. It ain't natural and any one that says it is... is... is ahh... a fruitcake... VENDOR!!! *runs off to the traveling fruitcake vendor, leaving the Barbarian most perplexed*
Ogre Fruitcake Salesmen
TIME FOR SOME CARNA---BAKERY!
Forbidden baked goods
Stephen Colbert and bear claws
WoW Dwarves' Houses
Wow, Dwarven Brothels!
The Dwarven Amsterdam!
The Dwarven Hamster-Dam
Dwarves doing the hamster dance
dwarven dancing baby
dancing baby Jesus
Raptor Jesus
"And suddenly an archeopterix came screaming out of left field and took Jesus' head off 'Floomp foodoomp foodoomp!' And Jesus goes back up to heaven with his head under his shoulder, saying, (uses hand to mime speech) "Dad! Dad! They're a bunch of bastards!" (James again) "Well what happened?" "Well, they took my head off! I have to talk with my hand now'¦ That's what I have to do noooow!" "Well, what a to-do. I'll turn the world thermostat down to nought degrees Kelvin." "Minus 273 degrees Centigrade?" "You been at the physics books again?" (was accidentally miming hand-talk) Ooh! Sorry, I thought I was talking with my hand. (James again) "You been at the physics books again? Oh yeah, well, your stepmother would be proud.""
~ Eddie Izzard
Archeology
Indiana Jones
HARRISON FORD
HAN SOLO!!!
HE SHOT FIRST!!!!
HE STARTED IT!!!!
NUHUH!!! GREEDO DID BY BEING BORN!!!!
Pointless arguments
Chicken or the egg?
Scrambled Eggs and Fried Chicken
KFC
KGB
Moskau
Come and dance and love the fish,
Mister Disco Summons it
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Dance, Dance Revolution: Jesus Edition. This time, Jesus turns your bread into fish then into Dance Moves!
Awkward Japanese Culture Trends
Vending Machines that vend used woman's panties
Things that Japan recently made illegal.
Things that recently made Japan illegal.
4chan
Fortune (4chan sort of sounds like "fortune")
Petroleum Leprechauns
Picking up the silver comb of a Bean SÃ
(That's a banshee for you Anglophones.)
On a verdant Exodite world, lies a field of brass, young Imperial Guardsmen facing down a legion of Howling Banshees from the Craftworld of Biel-Tan.
MY POOR USELESS EARS!!!
Helen Keller
...
yeah.... I went there....
Did you know Hellen Keller was a socialist?
Why did the DMV deny Hellen Keller a Driver's License?
Things that make driving difficult
Women
... :P
Woe Man
Weal Man
Weasel-Man with the power of a, uhh, weasel!
I. AM. WEASEL!!!
I R BABOON!!!
I gibbon with a ribbon came flying to the rescue
That only half rhymed...
I gibbon with a ribbon came flying to the blibbon!
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.--Lewis Carrol, "Jabberwocky"
Jabberjaw
Hong Kong Phooey
My Name is Earl goes to... China?
Xinjiang Province
People's Republic of China
Capital-centric Communism
Capitalist Communism
Communist Capitalist with Pink Dollars!
Ayn Rand
Objectivism
Sound objects
Sound Ninjas
Sonic youth
Mario Youth v Sonic Youth!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Super Smash Bros. Melee
(Retro) Super Smash Bros.
Exploding N64's
Stolen N64's :cry:
Sad N64's...
Doorstops
The eventual fate of large-sized Pet Rocks
It should be paid for its services as doorman
equal rights for rubber doorstops
Doorstop Apartheid
The Doors
The Who?
Dr Who
T.A.R.D.I.S.
M.O.D.O.K
Marduk
Ea
Ao
Io
Iovolde
Ionesco
Lunesta
butterflies
we're doomed! DOOMED!
Until Sandy Cheeks returns from her vacation!
randomly breaking into quotes.
So like High School Musical except instead of singing everyone spouts off Monty Python and Star Wars quotes?
This is an ex-parrot
I've got a bad feeling about this . . .
quotes that should be banned from movies forever.
It's not my fault!
I didn't know that would happen!
They said they fixed it!
Where'd my testicles go?
Teabagging.
Tobboganing
Snow Days for the Middle Class!
Snow men
Frosty the Fire Breathing Snow Man... of DOOM!
Frosty's Evil Twin: FROSTBITE!
And their Father: King COLD!
White Queen
The White B**** from Gnarnia
Queen B*tch
Is swearing allowed on these boards? i can't remember. i don't think so, right?
Queen Mab
I don't think it's technically allowed, but a little bit seems to be tolerated.
Queen Latifa
Cursing is not dis-allowed. We just ask that you don't make an ass of yourself ;)
crossover artists
Cross dressing Artist
Eddie Izzard
The Greatest Comedian of our day (or so the Changling-loving Bard of my table says...)
Shapeshifter pranks
Polymorphing Gnomes
needlessly changing perfection.
2000 Election Season :-P
...
ZING!
:)
That Turtle Was My Friend!
Our Mutual Fiend
You called?
Uhh... no, you called me.
Really? I don't recall . . .
Indeed, I quite remember that enchanting afternoon, when you rang for me on my Mobile asking if I had rung you...
Circular arguments.
Haphazzard and I
Dukes of Hazard
What would the Northern Equivalent of the Dukes of Hazard be called?
Barons of Brooklyn
Brooklyn Bridge
Swamplands
Tap for Black Mana
DRAW!
DOODLE!
Names of famous eccentric gnome inventors
NAMFOODLE!
Nurgle!
Turtle!!!!!!!!
Am I not Turtley enough for your Turtle Club?
Those darned Franklin Lovers Club Members... Curse them to Hades!!!
Didn't Like Dances With Wolves Society
Kevin Costner
A man that makes terrible and expensive movies
Lochar the epic leveled divination-focused wizard with little common sense.
(then again epic leveled + divination focused and little common sense sort of sound like I am repeating myself)
Common Sense? Who needs that when you can cast Fire Ball 34 times a day!?
I like to cast otto's irresistible dance on girls who won't go out with me...
Full Monty Macarena
Monty Python
OMG a Python is eating Monty!
Get that programming language away from Monty... he just can't handle it.
I think I saw a Two!!!!!
I am bender. Please insert Girder.
Bite my Glorious Golden A**
That wolf just bit me in the butt
THe boy who cried wolf
An Appointment in Samara
The good samaritan
inappropriate brothel names
The House of Oedipus
Illiad
New York Library Loan
Liberty Bonds!!!
Barry Bonds
*
Asterix (the guy from the comic)
Asteroids
Arcade games
fun ways to waste money
Guns
The National Rifle Association
Bill of Rights
The right to bear arms. [insert funny picture here]
The right to bare arms [insert Larry the Cable Guy picture here]
Git-R-Done!
Here's your sign.
Leo
squirrel
Vassar (The squirrels are EVERYWHERE)
Vasser St. in Reno
Jean Reno
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallGirlBigGun
[ooc]reached by an extended but very rapid train of thought. Can explain if necessary. On second thoughts, maybe not.[/ooc]
Japan
Sushi
GODZILLA!!! (A truly American take on Sushi... God bless the Magic of the Deep Fryer!)
Mothra
Moth Balls
defeated by Spacebags
Infomercials
Infotainment
Take a look, it's in a book...
Necronomicon!
Wrong book...
YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!!!!!
Because it is THE BOOK THAT SHALT NOT BE NAMED
The book of erotic fantasy (oops I named it)
THE BOOK THAT MUST NEVER BE SO MUCH AS THOUGHT OF, MUCH LESS SPOKEN OF AMBIGUOUSLY OR, GOD FORBID, NAMED (EXCEPT HERE)
EDIT: Darn, Nomadic beat me to posting. Hmm . . . Well then, in response to Nomadic
I'll take "Books I was looking for in Barnes and Noble Today" for 500
How to broil babies in 15 minutes or less.
You want babies on spikes? We got babies on spikes!
You want babies on a rack? We got racks of babies!
Baby back ribs
Fetus
I used to get the terms fetus and feces mixed up
dog
Cerberus
god
Dog
its already been done my friendly boson
Elementary my dear Watson
Elementalism
Evangelism.
Crazy Born-Agains
Resurrection
You've all waited for it... You've all known it was coming... The Second coming of... ROCKY!!!!
... and bullwinkle
Magic
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat."
Well Natasha, Winkle my Bull and call me Boris!
Borat.
Cell phone tracking (ElDo knows what I'm talking about)
RFID
Aladin
Tea
Oolong
The perverse pig
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
Beasts of England
Werewolves of London
Lon Chaney, Jr.
Dick Cheney
Wanna go hunting?
ITSA TRAP
I'll take a 10 on my Indiana-Jones-Know's-Where-The-Trap-Is-Check!
You successfully find the giant rolling boulder trap
Pancakes
Presented to you by Soylent Green!
McDonald's
49 DKK for a BIG MAC!?!?!?!?!?!
(My reaction when I was in Denmark... (49 DKK is like US$11!!!)
Special Sauce
Odd innuendo.
Gnomish Courtship Rituals
That's hot
Paris Hilton
Edit- That's not because she's hot (I don't think she is), but because she says that constantly.
If you say so...
Sex appeal of a 10 year old boy
Michael Jackson
King
King Kong
JESUS CHRIST MONKEYBALLS
Holy Jalepeno on a Stick!
Inferno (the fire ant from Beast Wars)
Dante (the guy from Clerks)
Sdragon1984 (the guy from the CBG)
The "mentally different".
Oh...well played, Atlantis.
Dr. Rodney McKay, the Savior of Atlantis
Atlanta
The Lost City of Atlanta!
PAAHZUUUUUZUUUUUUUU!
Zululand
Zoolander.
Magnum
P.I.
P.O.S.
P.O.W.
POW! BAM! CRASH!
Quick robin! Give me the bat shark-repellent.
Holy [insert sitationally appropriate noun here], Batman!
hopping halibuts
The Discovery Channel
The History Channel
The History International Channel
The english channel
The Wealth Channel
Rolex
Swatch.
Shwag
Shag Carpet
Shaggy and Scooby
The Abomination - Scrappy Doo
Puppy Power!
Dadaduhdadaduuuhhh! (Scrappy's lead into Puppy Power)
beat boxing
White People and inner city basketball courts
Borat
The last Green Suit you'll ever put on
Turtle Outfit (all hail our green overlords... may they never fall from power).
Raccoon Suit
knocked over trash containers
Hobos.
France (Trust me on this one)
WE SURRENDER!
Prussian Military Might
"Do something Jar Jar!"
"Me give up."
Jar Jar - Honorary French Citizen c.1999
escargot
Snail Races
snail mail
e-mail
people who never respond
The TV
Succubus
Incubus.
goetia
Moesha
Marsha Marsha Marsha!
Deja vu.
Vu the Deja
Vuja de-- the odd feeling that none of this sh*t has ever happened before!
An odd episode of The Twilight Zone
My history teacher
YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Biography that shalt not be named of He That Should Not Be Named
Mild Dejavu
That episode of Power Rangers...
So it seems you have got yourself a deepcrow infestation...
Hitchcock's movie - The Birds
Will Smith
iRobot
Chef
Kenny
Token Black
Cyborg
Bill Cosby...from the future.
Sanford and Son
Steve Urkel
Did I do that?
Have some CHEESE!
Poutine
Freedom Fries
Stupidity
Wall Street
Dead End
A poorly named Tavern
The Duck's Waddle (Actually quite a good name)
The Evil League of Evil (A bad name but in an amazingly good way)
The Legion of DANCE! Haha, dance!
Lord of the Dance
Lady of the Dance!
The Lady of Pain
Iron Maiden.
Iron Man
(they'd make such a pretty couple!)
Rehab
Rhubarb
Detectives (When I was younger there was a little "How to be a detective" book that for some reason kept bringing up Rhubarb Pie)
Encyclopedia Brown.
(I think I had the same book. If I look hard enough, it's possible I still have it...)
I found dad's balls!
That's what SHE said! ( :ill: I'm sorry. It's horrible on so many levels!)
CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
Photographic memory!
But the power of the Ring could not be undone . . .
It could only be unmade in the fiery depths of Mount DOOOOOOOM!
"It's kind of strange to think that in a world filled with places with names like Ithilien, Cirith Ungol, and Minas Tirith, the place of ultimate evil is called MOUNT DOOM . . ."
also known as Orodruin
But Mount DOOOOM is more evocative than Ithilien and Cirith Ungol!
The Doom Song! (If you don't know...)
MF Doom
DooM's BFG.
Dr. Doom, Master of Mount Doom
Kickass amalgamated universes.
The Mummy meets Star Trek meets P.S. I Love You meets Family Guy meets I Claudius
wow. And I was just going to suggest merging DC and Marvel . . .
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!
It created Super Man, that's what Science got us!
If only they could have worked out the kryptonite bug
IMO, they invented 'Kryptonite' as a means of forcing us, the taxpayers, to purchase an even more expensive 'Kryptonite-Resistant' model!
Unending development of an impossible product.
Unstoppable force meets the immovable object
So the Wind anthropomorphized as a running Superman meets the Earth anthropomorphizized as a Standing Superman...?
Elemental superheroes?
Starring Superman as Earth, Wind and Fire
Walk of Fame
Walk This Way
We're walking, we're walking . . .
Walking With Dinosaurs
Where we're going is the only place on earth where the geese chase you.
Exciting Chases on the 'Watch Grass Grow Channel'
Hay Fever
Hay hay hay!
Obnoxious Crabs
- "This here is the stairway to Heaven!"
- "Obnoxious Frog"
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
We call those "Homonyms"
which is what caught and cot sound like if you visit the northwest us
Or the Northeast US, for that matter...
Really? I never have known a northeaster who said them the same (though it might depend on the area).
Accents, what fun!
Ack scents, what smell!
Did I do that?
Stephan Urkelle.
Bruce Juice
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Hot juice.
Hot Fuzz
Scientology.
Laughable 'Religions'
Christianity.
(guys I think we should be careful about those types of comments, you could potentially start a flame war. I don't even know if such comments are allowed on the cbg)
Pelor
Lugh
Morphing comment above.
(I will not take part in a flame war. If someone asks for my thought I will give them and that is where I stop.)
MIGHTY MORPHING POWER RANGERS!
(ok nevertheless be careful; having run communities before I have seen a comment like that cause havoc for days because it angered somebody)
Johnny Yong Bosch
(Everything is fair game or nothing is. Besides, it seems that people here are intelligent enough to talk out there problems rather than just freak out like 'normal' people.)
Black and Decker
Black guy on Becker
Token Black Guy
but Tolkien wasn't a black guy!
Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder
Robert Downey Jr. as Charlie Chaplin
Creepy mimes.
Mr. Mime
Mime Jr
Delia Ketchum
Gary Oak
Knock on wood
The Impression That I Get
Songs
Bard on the Run
Bard on the Run: A historical fiction where a fugitive Shakespeare must escape the wrath of an angry James I.
Escape from London 2: Snakespeare's Revenge
Battle of London
The Battle of Your Face
The Battle of Yo Mama!
Yo-Yo Ma
Yogi Berra
The trick to winning is not losing.
"Until we know how to defeat him, we don't let him win"--Poltergeist
Lex Luther brainstorming with the Legion of DOOM, atop Mount DOOM via video conference from Dr. DOOM's castle!
Nerd Fantasies
LotR Heroes teaming up with the Justice League and the X-Men facing off against the forces of Mordor, the Legion of Doom and the Brotherhood!
Bunkum.
a majority of what comes out of most politicians mouths.
McCain saying "my friends".
The Structure of Political speeches:
Blah blah blah blah blah blah *BUZZWORD* blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah *BUZZWORD* blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah *BUZZWORD* . . .
The structure of power-tool mutilations:
Scream scream scream scream scream scream scream *BUZZSAW* scream scream scream
Scream scream scream scream scream scream scream *BUZZSAW* scream scream scream
Scream scream scream scream scream scream scream *BUZZSAW* . . .
Punk Rock.
Ska
words that feel incomplete.
Wors tha AR incomplet
AR-15
SR-71
SARS
SAM
Egyptian Tactics during the Yom Kippur War
getting owned
Owning the competition
Sherman Anti-Trust Act
M4 Sherman Tank
A10 Thunderbolt II (flying) Tank
The Warthog
It's called a Puma
No, its called a Sugarplum.
Ballet
Bullet
Shelly
Frankenstein
Predictable.
Bullet.
Dodging bullets
Dodging Wrenches
Dodging Wenches
Not dodging wenches!
I like this game!
Me Gusta! Me Gusta!
Count Gustaf, dark lord of the netherspire
Incompetent villains with ominous-sounding names
Dick Dastardly
Darth Vader
Purest badassitude.
O'chul
Redcloak!!
Red Mage
Twinkin'
Staring Contests
Staring can be fun!
Until your eyes melt as punishment for your hubris
Totally worth it.
Traveling to Holand with only 40 Euros to your name.
Stoned
The poster directly in front of me.
Front and Back Cut-sies
Back
Front
Side to side
Back
Front
Side to side
About...
FACE!
Garik "Face" Loran
Kano from Mortal Kombat
Cato of Utica
All hail house Kato
The city I live in, the city of Mankato.
Makoto
Kansas
The Wizard of Oz
Wicked Witches, Robots and Lions with Guns, Oh my!
Public Menace, Super Freak, Human Fly
Super Fly
Fly Man
The less successful predecessor of Spiderman
Arabian Spider-Man
How do I shot web?
Things that shouldn't come out if the places they do come out of >.<
A Dragon who lost his Breathweapon but learned how to use a Fartweapon in its stead.
Hilarious Sneak Attacks
Swim With The Sharks
PC's v. A Herd of Infernal Half-Dragon Great White Sharks
Frickin' lasers.
Beams of EVIL!
The new Blackguard superweapon
+9 Unholy Good-bane Keen Greataxe of Ultimate Evil (With a special spellstoring feature that casts Unholy Blight on every hit, at a caster level of 10) that constantly bestows the effects of Unholy Aura on the wielder, and 3/day allows the wielder to tranfer critical hit damage they receive to any creature within a 10 ft radius (excluding the creature that dealt the damage).
Epic Weaponry tailor made for Paladins (my second favorite class!)
A +5 stick designed to be sheathed in an "interesting" place
10 ways NOT to smuggle crack onto an airplane...
#4 Portable hole when the plane comes complete with overhead Bag of Holding storage.
Things most airlines really need...
Bigger planes with more seating
I think we need a bigger boat...
Texas Shipping
Limetom's purchases from the east coast.
5 tons of turtle porn :D
x.
Craft (Disturbing Mental Image)
The Arabic Succubus: Complete with blades in an unexepected location . . .
ITS A TRAP!
Your taste buds can't repel flavor of THIS magnitude!
GAMER GRUB!
glamer
Trying to sneak into the castle for a coup, Timmy blew their cover when arrived in jewel-encrusted armor and high fashion. He thought he was supposed to hide his armor with a glamour!
No one was surprised when John'ny the wizard specialized in the fashion school. His favorite spell is sequin missile.
I cast magic missile at the darkness
I cast Fireball at the King
Elvis, burnt out.
DM: In the pitch darkness you can see nothing, but you here squelching sounds from about ten feet away. What do you do?
Noob Mage: I cast fireball!
Damnit SDragon! It didn't show your response when I typed this. Ok then;
The Elvis Race
Screwing up a mini-flurry in retaliation for screwing up a loose association.
Now that I realize you were trying to mini-flurry, I'm afraid I must screw it up once more. This time on purpose. Just to be mean.
Breaking the fourth wall
Supersymmetry
Lesser known superpowers
Burping the Alphabet
Coke(-a Cola)
Kick Coke
Sprite
Ariel (from The Tempest)
The story of an incestuous Mage and his bondage fetish set on an idyllic island
Welcome to Lord Vreeg's mind
So.... Hell with Ass-less Chaps?
Hell is . . . other people! (in ass-less chaps)
With Thayan Tattoos adorning each cheek!
Turning the other cheek
An eye for an eye.
Beholders
me
myself
Irene.
Helen
Troy
Troilus and Cressida
Numbnuts
No central heating.
Central Plumbing
Excretory system
Sewer System
Dudes, they're STORM SEWERS!!!
tornado(storm)
PC 1 - "I want to play - Storm - from X-Men!"
DM - "You Can't! That's IMPOSSIBLE!"
PC 2 - "ITS A TRAP!!!!"
DM - "What'd I tell you about using Star Trek references!!!"
:P
Good ways to piss off a star wars fanboy
A Million-Man March of Gungans, celebrating the greatness of Jar-Jar!
Things nobody would like to see or hear
A hill giant with explosive diarrhea
That's one cave Adventurers are sure to avoid!
The Armoire of Invincibility
They didn't say anything about nuclear explosions in the thieves almanac either...
Super-fine print
legalize
lawyer
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."--William Shakespeare, Henry VI
"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son." -- Foghorn Leghorn, Loony Toons
rooster
All roosters are chickens, but not all chickens are roosters
All spiders are arachnids but not all arachnids are spiders
Arachnaphobia (the movie)
The Fly starring Jeff Goldblum
Antman
Giant
Monstrous Humanoid
Rosie O'Donnell
Failures
Successes
Excessive Success
Taffy 3
Daffy Duck
Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century
the future
The Children are our future
Old People are our Present to the Future from the Past
Grandfather
Clock
Tick-Tock.
Cheesy steampunk names
Super cool futuristic names like 'Luke' and 'Han'
Reclusive hermits named Old Ben.
Weirdest Neighbors
Banana hammock
Banana phone
The Wiggles
wiggle room
elbow grease
Elbow Grease Coco-Butter, great for all your moving parts
"Water . . . water . . ."
"Oil . . . oil . . ."
"Room Service . . . Room Service . . ."
The day in the life of your typical millionaire
:band:
With Gilligan
The Skipper too
The Millionaire
And his wife . . .
:band:
Imaginative uses of coconuts.
Perhaps two swallows carried it...
Nah, they'd have to have it on a line between them.
Flock of Seagulls
80s music
Best.Music.Ever.Made.Period.
Level 100 Bards of Rock
Lute Hero - Play a Lute and Buff your Allies for PRETEND!
toot
Flatulence Elemental
Elemental Elf with Gas
Natural Gas
Unnatural Gas
A green Dragon's Breath Weapon in Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition!
Top Notch Ale
Dwarven Ale
Racial Stereotypes
Aye Laddie, we like so totally smoked dat POC wit our +1 Monkey Gripped mandibles.
Two Fisted Monkey Style Attack
Bruce Lee
Sonny Chow
Playstation 3
Little Big Planet
Overrated gaming stations used as an excuse to sell subpar games to the masses
The Gamecube
WAFFLES HO!
(what? I saw "gamecube" and thought "the gamers" :P )
You're going to Backstad him with an F***ing SIEGE WEAPON!?!?!
Taverns filled with gore and entrails.
Baldur's Gate:Dark Alliance 2
Torment.
Torture
Leng Tch'e
Why are there so many types of music with core in their name anyhow?
HOBOCORE
King Hobo
Doctor Hobo
Hobos ate my neighbors!!!!!!!!!
Hungry Hungry Hobos
Hobo Jesus
Hobo god
The Hobo Trinity
the father the son and the holy burning trash can
... Tonight, on a very special episode of Blossom.
We intoduce the Pokemon - Blossum!
Mudkip
Pikachuuuuu!
Electric Shock
defibrillator
A Hilarious sitcom starring Dr. Mario & nurse Pikachu
Nintendo fan fiction entitled "Super Slash Bros."
Game oriented horror stories
The Ghosts of abandoned Dreamcasts
The Land of Lost Socks
Discovering a Portal to Narnia inside your Dryer...
Truth in Fiction, or Drug-Related Hallucinations? You Decide!
You Decide 2016 - Mario (N), Master Chief (M) or Spyro (S)
Personally I look forward to our pixelated overlords.
16-bit force choke.
HADOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fun ways to shatter glass
A +5 Flaming Flaming Burst Returning Boomerang
good ways to set yourself on fire.
Home-made flamethrowers
Desperate Weapons of War
Nuclear land mines.
(These have actually been produced. Called the MADM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medium_Atomic_Demolition_Munition).)
WTF? I mean seriously W.T.F.!.?.!.?
Which trolls fight?
Wrongly interpreting quotes on purpose
Political Spin Doctoring
Washing Machines
. . . The Land of Lost Socks?
NARNIA!
Christian Allegories
Things that sell well in Red America
Using Blue America's money...
Yellow America would let you keep it
Purple America would spend your money on couture
Green America would spend your money on making everyone into Elves...
Rainbow America, spending your money on everything!
Beige America would be indecisive concerning how to spend your money
Red and Yellow, Black and White, in the Melting Pot!
What about are Green martian friends?
Martian ManHunter
The Eager Young Space Cadet
Duck Dodgers in 24th-and-a-half Century
Martian Commander X-2
North American X-15... the wildest ride of your life.
NATO
Warsaw
Inefficient weapons on the battlefield
a stick
The Manliest Weapon of them All
A gun that shoots pirate ninjas that wield naginatas made out of kryptonite and beef jerky
I suppose it's a Half-Dragon Robot Mutant Transformer wielding such a Gun?
Nope, it's Chuck Norris.
The Power of Friendship could CRUSH Chuck Norris!!!!
Things that ceased to be funny the moment they came into being.
Yes, I mean Chuck Norris "jokes"
A monkey with a nuclear machine gun
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people . . . but I think the gun HELPS."
guns don't kill people...large holes in a body do.
Guns don't kill people . . . maneuvers do.
Guns don't kill people... Trolls with Hammers do!
Guns don't kill people...vampires do!
Vampires don't kill people, they simply recruit them.
Raw Recruits don't kill people, they just die.
(things that aren't killed, just die)
level 1 halfling commoners vs. Azmodeus
Commoners vs. Housecats.
Ouch, I just did that combat and the Cat won... That commoner rolled 3 Auto-Fail Attacks...
Thundercats Ho!
My fencing coach (he tried to adapt the Thundercats Ho! into a team chant and failed miserably. Vassar! Vassar! Vassar! . . . Brewers! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
Trying to adapt the wholesome 80's goodness for today's kids
Failed attempts at redemption.
Indulgences and the Catholic Church
Martin Luther
Lex Luther
Force Feeding baby Superman Kyrptonite-O's!
Infanticide
Pesticide
Orcicide
Orcacide (the penguins last resort)
Poaching
Man Pelt, my Orcs favorite Cape
Capes, the downfall of many a superhero.
I think the downfall begins with the colored undies on the outside of the leotards...
Just the costumes, usually.
Just the facts ma'am, just the facts.
Good cop, bad cop
Dissociative Identity Disorder
Fight Club
My Calculus Teacher (He used to make the fight club joke about Limits. "What's the first rule about limits? Don't talk about limits.")
Joe the 21st level Mathomancer
Geomancy
Alchemy!
John Dee
Hermeticism
Alister Crowley.
Joe Crowley Student Union
The dwarf union protesting dwarf tossing contests.
Demands for unreasonable amounts of Ale
Any Dwarf. Any bar. Anywhere
IS THAT A CHALLENGE!?!?!?!
stinkoman.
Power Rangers
Mighty Morphin'
Go Go Power Wizards... Wait...
Tenser's Transformation
TENTACLE _________________!!!!!!!!!!
(insert your own word)
Day of the Tentacle
The Day I discovered how perverted the Japanese can be...
Vending machines full of women's underwear
There's good ways to blow your paycheck and then there's weird ways... You my friend just did the latter.
$1800 on dwarven bondage equipment
At least that's good for a kinky night or two...
Vreeg in Dreamland
Christmas Miracles!
Drunken Santa!
Merry
Mary, Queen of Scots
Larry, King of Scotch
Doug, King of Queens
The Queens-Midtown tunnel
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
Californication
The exact thing that's happening to Nevada...
LAS VEGAS!
legal prostitution
prostitution is actually illegal in Washoe County (i.e. Reno) and Clark County (i.e. Las Vegas) as well 2 other counties and the capital.
Why does whoring in the capitol not surprise me?
Because powerful people like to have their egos stroked ?
Euphemisms
...if you know what I mean.
Obscenities.
Nudge, Nudge. Say no more.
Very well. I shall now take a vow of silenc.
Here's the thing...
here's the TURTLE.
Marklar
Mark Hamill
Bongsaber
The Atomic Bong
Things that make hippy's heads explode
Hackey Sack Clearance Sale!
three hack wha---HEY, THAT HURT!
Ow, I hate when I do that.
Aw, man! I HATE it when I'm right!
Then you ARE WRONG!!!!
wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong
you're wrong!
Nhuh! I'm Lawful/RIGHT!!!!!
And I'm chaotic stupid.
oh, your a half-orc?
Be all you can be in the Army!
square camo!
Hadoken!
Angry Black Mages
Loving White Mages
Nerd Fantasy
Nerdgasms
Geeking Out
Twinking out
Twinkies!!!!!!
Surviving a Nuclear Winter
Ultra Cockroach Extreme!
Edgar
Allan
Poe
Wants Tinky's... </horrible euphemism>
Obliviously moving on
having a democrat in office.
comrades
Stalin
red
ribbon
Army
Special
legion
I had forgotten about this thread.
Legion (The biblical demon)
Azazel (also a demon)
Random facts: the villain in the Supernatural tv series as well as the guy you sacrificed scapegoats to in the past.
Sergeant Colon
Animal husbandry
trained hawk for hunting purposes
"Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world"--"The Second Coming" W.B. Yeats
Galactus
V for Vendetta.
Elrond meets Padme in a post-modern ultra-bush-esque fascist Britain and try to free said nation from the tyranical hands of Mr Ollivander.
crimes against humanity.
High School Musical
Unrealistic interpretations of what High School is like
Unrealistic Expectations of Colledge
Unrealistic Expectations of the Real World
The irony of "Reality TV"
Irony board
Ironing Board!
Iron
Iron-Man
exo-skeleton
Tyranids
Warhammer
lucerne
hammer(of the unwar type)
Thor (the Asgard alien, not the comic hero or the mythological god, though ironically all 3 pretend to be Gods at some point)
Thor Magnusson, the guy who gives me Max MSP lectures.
Nap time... zzzzzzzz....
Ha--y H64r
keyboard diarrhea.
Disgusting bodily noises
Janzow dining hall.
Fast Food Chinese Food
Fast Food Italian Food
Rocket Propelled Pizza
The best thing ever made, period
Pretending to be Ishy: turtles
Chocolate and Peanut Butter
Officer Reese
Chocolate and salmonella
Salmon 'n Ella
Elle from Ravemaster
NEVERMORE
Eddie
Izzard
Do you have a flag?
We don't need a bloody flag, we live here, all 300 million of us!
My secret Moon-base.
All your Moon-base are belong to us.
Empire Earth
Rome
Little Caesar's
Tenochtitlan
Techno and Chicklets
gorillas
gorilla munch
Magilla Gorilla
Magellan Gorilla
Gorilla Grodd.
Berserk Gorilla
Thor Gorilla
Amy the Gorilla (from Congo)
it's the music that you choose
"In any great adventure, if you don't want to lose,
Victory depends upon the people that you choose;
So listen Arthur, darling, very closely to this news:
You won't succeed on Broadway, if you don't have any Jews."--Spamalot
funny
Don't listen to him!
Hear no evil.
Crazy Monkeys!
Flying Monkeys
The Ramayana
The Raman Yawner!
Japanese teens watching Anime while eating Raman
noodles
Pool Toys
Don't pool toys, it's unsanitary!
a gil of hard cider for breakfast.
Denney's
"And two Denny's! So that we can always 'Lets not go to this Denny's, lets go to the other Denny's. The good Denny's'"
The greatest plan ever conceived
The Great Rock and Roll Swindle
Tenacious D!
Tribute
The Aztec Empire's method of control
All roads lead to Tenochtitlan
All roads lead to rome, but not all romes lead to road.
Pizza Pizza
Saying Saying things things twice twice
Thumb-thumbs!
Pun Pun
There is no God.
QED
Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End
MtG is better.
Nuhuh, Children's Card Games pwn 411, u such a n00b fer th1k1n M4g1c 1s b3t4! 1 m34n pfffft, M4g1c? S3r10usly? u a n00bl3tt!
:P (just kidding)
[spoiler]Just a note, I prefer magic :) [/spoiler]
online forums
A land filled with helpful, respectful people.
The Promised Land
Kingdom of Heaven
A pretty awesome movie
anchorman
newsguy
Bryant Grumble
Gumby
Green Stuff
A horrible horrible substance that bears a passing resemblance to Jello with none of the transparency or deliciousness
Slime molds
Slimmer
Voice Actor Wanted
Nasal, high-pitched
No experience necessary.
Guess Steven Blum won't be getting that job.
This part is well within my capabilities. I normally do voiceovers, but I'm a classically trained actor.
Wishing you were something you are not
"Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again."
No wishing for love
what is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.
Not Vreeg's kind of Love
Flowers and romantic music
Lords of Acid
Lords in Acid
Evil heirs to the throne bringing about their rise to power ahead of schedule.
Something Evil Geniuses and Supervillains are unaware of
Lex Luthor's fan girls are writing slash-fics again.
As well as Yaoi Love Stories starring Luthor, Robin and Aqualad...
Why are there always pedophiles?
Because Fangirls love them... except in real life...
The Eristic Illusion.
The Prestige
The Illusionist
Batman
Ratman
The Tick!
Eye problems.
Aye! Problems...
Capn, there be NINJAS on the Horizon!
Then we shall make fer the second star on the left and straight on till morning!
Inverse Ninja Theory
Demon Wind Shuriken Blowback Phenomena
Theoretical Physics.
Hypno Toads from the Lost 7 and 1/2 Dimension!
Fringe Science
Binge Science
How do I purge the robots power core?
Just stick your finger down its throat.
'Vintage' humor
Vintage Vreeg
That was a good year.
1965
The Year Canada Got a new Flag!
"In fact, Canadians killed Jesus."
Blame Canada
Blame it good!
DEVO
Desu
Meme
Yo-yo.
Toy
story
Tales
Knuckles
Sonic has that lame spinning air move...
Sonic... BOOM!
Broken glass.
Emo kids wishing they had the inner fortitude to pick up that glass and use it
Granted! Now having the inner fortitude, the emo kids pick up the glass and use it. Now they're all dead.
When did we cross over into the other game?
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!
ts-ts-ts-science rules
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Pastor Joe Bob McJesuspants told us all that science is the Devil's way of sodomizing your brain, turning you way from Jesus and making you believe in lies, like Global Warming, Evolution, Woman's Rights, and, yes, even Meteorology. Ain't none of that hogwhollop true, like I said, the devil's just sodomizin' your brain for his own dirty, unchristian pleasure.
(http://www.sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2009-02-03.gif)
I am not a crook!
I am not an animal! (Jerry Seinfield referencing the Elephant Man)
I am the walrus
(http://www.absoluteanime.com/ultimate_muscle/wally.jpg)
Wally Tusket, the greatest Irish Walrus Ultimate Wrestler!
WHY JAPAN? WHY?!
Tentacles
An Enjoyable Afternoon... :ninja:
It was... the best of times....
[ooc]I rue the day that "tut tut" became "tsk tsk"... it doesn't sound like "tsk" when you do it... where is the S? Eh? EH?[/ooc]
wat
limetom
insane
membrain
"Branes" (ala String Theory)
Barnes & Noble
[ooc]
Quote from: Kindling[ooc]I rue the day that "tut tut" became "tsk tsk"... it doesn't sound like "tsk" when you do it... where is the S? Eh? EH?[/ooc]
I've always read it as 'Tsk and pronounce the s... Its like a word. [/ooc]
Bad customer service
[ooc]
Quote from: KindlingI rue the day that "tut tut" became "tsk tsk"... it doesn't sound like "tsk" when you do it... where is the S? Eh? EH?
The nearest KFC
Delicious food
Mashed Potatoes, Fired Chicken and mac & Cheese... Mmm!
"I wanna thank y'all for the food that you made us
but is don't hold a candle to Mama's fried potatoes."--Revered Payton's Big Damn Band
With a mind like yours...
I'm seriously just going to deny you the response you're looking for. Just to be mean.
Irony.
Melancholy
and the Infinite Sadness
of the 8th DIMENSION!
Oh Dear; I just used a semi-colon for no reason.
Pretentiousity to the MAX
Excessive suffixing, and prefixing your wordingization to appear more intelligent that you really are.
Techniques that don't often work
the 'shack and awe' method of asking someone out.
Awe, shacks!
What you say when you get caught doing stuff you ought not be doin'
Things you can't say on a family friendly forum
setting traps for fellow forum members (BAD SH! BAD!)
If this is a family friendly forum, then why is Vreeg allowed to walk around and influence all the CHILDREN!?
Because fate is a cruel mistress
and you like it that way.
how Vreeg feels about his cruel mistress.
Needs more bondage gear
The internet: Making you see what cannot be unseen.
Lobotomy: The new board game from 4chan! Fun for the whole family!
Things that should never go in the same sentence.
Ladies and gentlemen, our esteemed snargash will be presenting a short summary of what he thinks about Sino-American relations.
funny
No runny eggs!
egg juggling
Sloppy Jobs
McDonalds.
The debasement of my noble Scottish Heritage
The Scottish Play
Voldem--
what?
ORT!!!!
Onerously Repulsive Terrors.
Rodents of Unusual Size
My cousin's dog.
My cousin is a dog.
I'd rather have a Fox
vixens
...on donner and blitzen
DONNER BLITZEN! DONNER, BLITTZN! DONNER BLITZEN!
[ooc]A Two and a Half men quote[/ooc]
Fake Austrian Death Metal
Metalocalypse
Would you say you're drawn to music?
In Art classes, I'm frequently drawn to music. ;)
Music is drawn from me. With a plunger.
musical sucking noises
My band-like organization / alliance of two like-minded psychos.
The Perfect Marriage
Peanut Butter and Jelly (time)
Popular comedies that just aren't that funny.
Intentionally false advertising with fine print disclaiming that the advertising isn't true to begin with
Then why run the ad in the first place?
Confusiocationator
most of my characters.
many of my PCs.
all of my personalities
One is very bored and the other thinks it's a monkey!
That band thing again
That guy who plays the drums for Madonna. He's awesome.
Drums, drums in the deep...
I bet she's been with him before
Mental images you can live with.
On a quiet eve, under the glow of a full moon, creeps a young farmer across the field, longing for his one true love - Betsy the Half-Twilight Vampire Werebear Minotaur.
lol?
HIT THE DECK!
GEHT IHN DAH CHOPPAH!!!
helicopter
"Thank God for Microsoft Flight Simulator."
"They can knock down our towers, but they can NEVER take our cheese in a can.
Milk shakes that have been left out WAY too long.
As hardened as the souls of orphans who never celebrated Christmas...
The night Cris Crinkle went nuts
Registered sex offender.
Register
anime detour
1337SP34K !N73R1UD3
interesting lexicons
Power Word: Belch
"The key to the success of any relationship is gaseous exchange."
spontaneous squirrel combustion
hilarious
Travolta's Irresistible Disco Dance
Things that make you want to shake your booty!
"New name, mon: The Original Nuttah
Take heed and take check
UK Apache along di Shy FX
And when we come it's murderation!
All original gangsta man,
hear what mi tellin' now
Ya hear mi
Come and nuh imitate
Originate!
Wi come fi originate
Alright, mate?
Know what yer doing, mate
[In here we get 'em comin' about kill]
So now I'm 'unna stop talk
Watch mi tell dem, rude bwoy
Watch this!"
With out a beat, its just a poem.
O Kapn mah Kapn
Robin Williams
They said marijuana was a performance enhancing drug...
SHOT IN THE ASS
shot in the dark
Alone in the dark
"You don't stand a Ghost of a chance!
Did I just kill a gay clown?
IT'S RAPIN' TIME!
hey look an unconcious succubus!
There's got to be a morning after...
"What's dying like?"
"Well, you know how it feels when you wake up with a really bad hangover, and it feels like you've got a spear through your head?
"Yeah."
"It's like that. Only you REALLY DO have a spear in your head."
Great Sitcom ideas!
Satan and the Schoolgirl
Satan also knows where all the naughty girls live!
Mr. Satan
Satan Claus
The Misses' Clause
A one in a million chance comes up nine times out of ten.
Natural 20
Crit
ical
Ickle
s
talking snakes
an involuntary statuary garden...
Statues of the Land
terracotta army
Eeek, the afterlife is after me!
angelic retribution
deus ex machina
(have we had any repetitions yet?)
forbidden machina
forbidden city
Chinese Emperors
Cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
Apocalypse Meow
Def Sheppard
Black Labbath
Master of Puppies
The Rolling Bones
etc.
Obey your...
Master of puppies, I'm pulling your leash
[spoiler] (http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u344/anniekcoy/gothopotamus.jpg) [/spoiler]
Scary
Rhymenoceros
Hellaphino
Hell of a Piano!
What Elton John's soul will be playing, if Jack Chick has his way.
Jack Black and Tenacious D!
Ninja D!
I am the D!
I. AM. BEOWULF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grendel was framed.
"I was framed": the excuse of art thieves the world over
"It was the drow.": The excuse of the thieves under.
"It was me!" The excuse of wind passers.
"It's not my fault!" the excuse of washed up yet hunky space scoundrels.
Lando Calrissian
Dashing Debonair Dudes
smiling sartorial scoundrels
Alliterators Anonymous
Anonymous Alcoholics Agonizing Amongst Albino Albatrosses
Beneficial Baconbakers Bemused Before Brown Bears
Condemned Cannibal Caucuses Crows Caw Contemptuously
I'm ruining the train of thought
Egon: [after a ghost train runs through Winston] I think that was the old New York Central "City of Albany"! Derailed in 1920! Killed hundreds of people! Did you catch the number on the locomotive?
Winston: Sorry. I missed it.
get his plates
Stealing China
Gosh darn you britain and your opium addiction
Gosh darn you China and your addiction to Gold!
Gosh darn you EE and your copycat addiction
Gosh darn you Nomadic and your addiction to needlessly arbitrary social taboos!
Geas
a vague cousin of the third state of matter.
Invaders from the 7th DIMENSION!
Not as weird as the ones from the 8th
Or the 52nd
"what is that!?!"
Is it a Bird?
Is it plain?
no, it's with ham and cheese.
Does that come with a side of Green Eggs?
Monster from the Black Lagoon
Blackmoor
Black Books
Blakport, the swampy Venice of Aeolond!
Venice :p
Gondolas and smelly men women find irresistible
Rich men
Poor Men
married men
Wedlock
Isn't it funny how the words we use for things can comment on how we think of them?
Nomadic is thinking of Married Men???
Exiled Spartans
Fedexed Tartans
mail
Malemen (i.e. the infamous Double men!)
hypermasculinity
Silvester Stallon
misspelled names
Damned Tro11z.
zOMG dat Tr011z0rz just h4x0rz3d m1 g1rlfr13nd!!!!!
seduction of the innocent
indoctrination
the doctor is in
And Elvis has left
Chuck Berry
Chuck Norris?
(post number 5000!)
Steve Irwin
It's just a flesh wound!
A Wound that Inevitably become a major plot point
Point of no return
. . . The final threshold . . .
The Final Frontier
These are the voyages...
The Best of Both Worlds...
spork
A Half-Spork Ent
Darnassian Abberations
Abominations of nature
Abominations of Fel Magic.
Ishmayl's Underwear
Playturtle
Sexy testudines
Ninja Testudines
Rat Sensei
Scurrying Rat Kung Fu
Roaring Mouse Tai Chi
Frightened Elephant Ju Jitsu
Teary-Eyed Kangaroo Karate
Mushu-Pork Mui-Thai
Orange chicken guacamole!
Inappropriate food combinations
Inappropriate Character Template Combinations
Pseudonatural Wereturtles
Tastes like chicken...
powdered chicken
Awkward spell components
"are you SURE that KY jelly will make this magic?"
Magical aphrodisiac ointments purchased from shady dealers in Waterdeep...
Getting it up, but keeping it on the down low
Just don't get your best buddy stuck in the zipper while you indecisively prance about.
There's something about Mary.
Night at a boring museum with minimum wage rent-a-cops.
Rent-a-cops in buttless chaps
unemployed gothlings
Gothling Saints
Boondock Saints
Uncle Ruckus
Uncle Tom
Melodrama
melon llama
vegetable or fruit?
Tomato
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
CULT CLASSICS
Rocky Horror
Anime Cosplay
Japan
Ryukyu Islands
Tenshi
Ryoko
Yoko Ono
Assassinations
Botched Assassinations
the turtle assassination attempt of '85
"I have an Ironclad alibi"
American Civil War
Victorian Era
Unhallowed Metropolis (yay!!! although it's technically neo-victorian...)
Metropolitan Dystopia
Dinodystopia, where T-Rex private-eyes with a lot of moxy and a tortured past, peruse masked dinocidal Brachiosaurs.
niche
wall
poster
Extreme
TO THE EXTREME
Lame frat boys who think playing Guitar Hero and Halo while drinking cheap beer makes them EXTREME!
TO THE PAIN!
No! TO THE PAIN!
My name is Inigo Montoya
A cursed family of Kobolds
Meepo; keeper of the (pesky white) dragon
Epic Meepo
min-maxing
Pun-Pun
Loop-holes
Hula-Hoops
Things billed as "ethnic" when they have nothing to do with the advertised ethnicity.
Enthnocentric
Ethocentric
Conset
ConWorlding
Nation Building
Nationalism
An odd religion in which people believe that they are superior because they come from a particular patch of dirt and grass and/or have a particular type of leadership governing them.
Modernity
Those dang techno-colonists
Techno music
Technologic
Technological Singularity
CARTER: "The singularity is about to explode?"
MARTIN: Yes. *grins proudly*
CARTER: Everything about that statement is wrong.
JACKSON: How exactly is having weapons at maximum going to help the situation?
MARTIN: The audience isn't going to know the difference. They love "weapons at maximum."
MITCHELL: Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment.
No, a PERSON is smart, PEOPLE are dumb, panicky, and you know it!
People are only like that in the real world
I'm not really a person, I just play one in real life
Delectable falsehoods of the post-modern world.
Never shall we reach post-modornism, for as soon as we do, it becomes simply modern.
Postmodernism is not a time period. It is an idea.
*snooty accent* So says the unsophisticated...
Caviar
Russia
In Soviet Russia *blank* does *blank*
censored by the KGB
President Putin
Putin pokes Palin
Pallin pokes Putin, Go America!
Russian (the opposite of American)
Soviet
Cold War
Korean War
MacArthur
"you ever cut off a chinaman's head? they don't... bleed... like we do"
The Imperium of Man
Warhammer 40k
FOR THE EMPEROR!
For the Horde!
For the Alliance!
IT'S A TRAP!
Mon Calamari Sushi served with a side of Wasabi
Squid
Weresquid
Shapeshifters
Odo.
Carolingian.
Charlemagne
Champagne.
Zapp Brannigan
Skirts
Kilts
There can be only one
Decapitation FTW
Severance.
Packages
Amazon.co.uk
Wonder Woman
Authors with unresolved issues.
Quote from: LordVreeg the UnsleepingAuthors with unresolved issues.
Daddy Issues Ahoy!
"Luke, I'm your father!"
You're awefully HANDY with that LightSabre...
"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?"
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE MY PANTS?"
ALL I WANT ARE PANTS!--A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS!!!!
Pants are the oppression of mankind in material form
Well, Buttless Chaps are the obvious answer here...
Somehow "ALL I WANT ARE BUTTLESS CHAPS!--A DECENT PAIR OF BUTTLESS CHAPS!!" doesn't have the same ring to it.
And yet ...
efficiency and progress
fantasy
Science Fantasy
Did someone call a Doctor?
Doctor Who?
Quote from: E_EDoctor Who?
Doctor What?
Doctor Where?
Were-Doctor
Were-Philanthropist
Nice hat.
Top o' da' Mornin'!
Top of the Ninth
Archaic sports
foot-the-ball
Shoe Size
Bigfoot
Loch Ness
Bag Pipes
William Wallace
Freedom
The Freeman
Crowbars
Shameless
Charlie Sheen.
. . . Winning?
Everyone's a hero in their own way.
There are no small heroes, just sidekicks.
and sideburns
Ambrose Burnsides.
Ambrosia
Olympus
Juno.
Alaska
Sarah Palin (shudder)
Moose.
Canada, eh.
The 52nd State
Manifest Destiny.
Jingoism
Jenga! Jenga! Jenga!
Derka Derka Derka
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
RED IS FASTEST
Fastest Gun In The West
Shooting before the shadow
Shooting After the shadow
Shoot First, ask questions later
Oi! Stop runnin' away, yer snivellin' humies, we got a race on here!
Damn you woodchucks, quit chucken my wood!
Sword-Chucks (http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Sword_Chucks_%283.5e_Equipment%29)
Fighterdoken
Two Fisted Monkey Style!
tossing feces.
Hobo Olympics
100 meter shoplifting triathlon
Lindsay Lohan
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
"Pay attention, I'm only going to do this once."
Super Villain world ending weaponry training camp
"It's bizzaro!"
"It's a trap!"
Admiral Akbar Cereal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQljzQ_FpUE)
I think newborn kittens look like baby ewoks.
Unleash the fury of our adorableness!
The Royal Princess Pony Air Force
My Little Pony
DEATH PONY
Apocalypse Pony
Apocalypse Now
Hot Shots II
Charlie Sheen
YOUR FACE WILL MELT AND YOUR CHILDREN WILL WEEP OVER YOUR EXPLODED BODY!
Tigers Blood
Ice Cream
You Scream
we all scream
...and steerpike smiles
Dark and Damp Caves full of unspeakable Horrors
my relatives
Modern Family
murder frenzy
Mortal Kombat
Portugal
Port Ugal
Glimmer Landing
Pokemon Beauty Contests
Things that should not be seen by mortal man
Illusion
the cake
Artificial Intelligence.
Biologic Intelligence
eat static
eat while moving
dinner and a show
Las Vegas!
elvis
rock'n'rol
names for half-elf/half-dwarf hybrids
Dwelves!
Harder to say than delve. (I was once trying to direct someone who couldn't for the life of him pronounce the word delve)
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
(Which is the longest place name in the whole of Europe)
dwactors (Hard to say and they're hard to direct, at least, i'd imagine it would be hard to stage-direct a typical fantasy dwarf.)
Er... >.> "Llanhyfryddawelllehynafolybarcudprindanfygythiadtrienusyrhafnauole "
Oh look, it's "hello" in Welsh. :-/
Edit: spelling corrected & smiley added
And some people say Welsh is a dieing language!
chi brawd ddig?
Gibberish (aka: Sgwrs ddibwys)
cyfieithu google yn athro gwael
Blind Idiot Translation (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlindIdiotTranslation)
Google and the following code on your page and gwasanaethau translation is great! Please work was translated from German Japanese short-term top, Hicks, the Japanese, Chinese and Japanese return to the Netherlands ž¢ roof, the roof!
[spoiler=The Original]Google is a god amongst websites, its translation services are amazing! This piece is translated From English to German, to Italian, to Japanese, to Chinese, to Dutch and, finally, back to English![/spoiler]
Babelfish.
I love how "roof, the roof" appeared without reason.
A tower of fish, all of whom speak different languages!
The Tower of the Elephant
Crush
Crash
Cymbal Sound
Tambourine
tenenbaum
Teen Bum
Highschool Pranks
Prank phone calls
Is your Refrigerator Running?
Mecha-Fridge, now with heavy duty leg suspension and all purpose plasma phase cannon.
Overkill.
Nuclear bomb
Harry S. Truman.
Dolphin and whale.
Wholphin
Overtkill
EDIT: Oops, guess I spent too long responding.
Tyranids
om nom nom
Goku Eating
An unstoppable force.
meets an immovable object
Blam-O
decent frisbee
AOL Disc
Series of tubes.
Youtube
Information
Wikipedia
[citation needed]
[1]
footnote
Foot Fungus
Football
What do you mean by that . . . [American] or European [football]?
Football is played by throwing a ball with your hands and carrying that ball like a precious, crying baby!!!
Whole team is babies!
internacional bebe futbol
International Baby Fruitbowl
International House of Babies, founded by Johnathan Swift
a modest proposal
Gulliver's Travels
flight
fight
single-classed fighters
specialist
Wizard
Wizzard
Zardoz
of Waverly Place
awful television
Oprah Channel
Just east of the Colbert Straight
Is that near Chicago?
Mafia
Concrete Shoes
"Mr. Cobbler, these shoes are quite heavy..."
"Don't blame me sonny, concrete is all the rage these days."
Sonny; sexy japanese teacher
properly that should be Sani
Technically it's ãã« if its a native name, ã,½ãƒ‹ if it is foreign.
DID SOMEONE SAY WEABOO??
Cuz I think I just heard someone say Weeaboo
*Insert long Japanese language rant, with lots of grammatical errors, deriding you two as close minded losers*
"I'm not close minded, you're just wrong"
*Insert emo rant about how no one understands my unique brand of individuality*
I'm going to have myself an emo party. I will invite all of my emo friends. We will put our records on and dance and dance and dance until we don't feel sad.
I'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem the way I dress makes every day feel like halloween
Stewie: So I'm shavin' last night at this make out party. I took a bunch of pictures. You can see 'em on my MySpace page, along with my favorite songs and movies and things that other people have created but that I use to express my individualism.
Welcome to Web1.0... please hold. Your expected wait time is 20 minutes while your 56k connection downloads this bikini picture of paris hilton. While you wait please enjoy the flashing text and numerous marquees while eminem plays in the background
Curves If I wanted to have sex with someone that looked like a 12 year old Chinese boy, I would have sex with a 12 year old Chinese boy.
child molester?
side-comment;
Quoteproperly that should be Sani
So how is it I had a sexy japanese teacher named Sony (or Sonny)?
Pedobear
He IS real!
BOOGIE MAN!
Party
Frats
Brauts
Quote from: Magnus PymQuoteproperly that should be Sani
Either a nickname or her parents gave her an english name. I had a half-japanese japanese language teacher whose name was Amy Vivian Lee Zepnewski, her father being American and mother Japanese. Always talked about how her mom couldn't pronounce her name, called her Ah-mee Bibian Ree when she was younger.
Explanations
Obvious
(http://files.sharenator.com/captain_obvious_RE_Sharenator_Moti_Posters-s316x317-90687.jpg)
Superhero
"Meta Hero" the generic term for Super Hero because Marvel and DC are spiteful!
how is a post-hero or even an about-hero something special?
This is what happens when companies steal the good terms
industrial espionnage
reverse engineering
Electronic Arts
Disney
Cartoons
Meddling kids
Cowardly Great Danes.
Puppies
Puppies for Satan
Satan's Little Helper
Slave
Succubi
sultry schoolgirl
Japanese Harem Anime (like Love Hina)
son I am disappoint
"I am your father"
"No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!"
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
I did do the nasty in the past-y.
The past is not forgotten
Never give up, never surrender!
Buzz Lightyear
Faster Than Light Travel
Engines powered by bad news
Engines Powered By Tiger's Blood!
Charlie Sheen
Martin Sheen
Apocalypse
NOW!!!!!!!!
Never Own a Whale
They call me Ishmael!
If the called me Ishmayl I'd be a turtle
Ahab the Tortoise chases his Purple Worm.
Ahab the Arab
Ahab of Alderaan.
Ability to destroy a planet
Ability to heal a planet.
Ability to heal a leper
Jesus McOptimus
Everythings better with 'Mc.'
Counterproof: McDonald's
The shame of the irish
O'RLY?
O'Reilly
Restaurants
Desserts
Fruity Pebbles
Stone Age
Iowa
State
Dinners
4th Meal (from Taco Bell)