Yeah yeah yeah... defeats the purpose of being in IRC if I post it on the forums. Too bad. ;)
Post your favorite moments from the chat here for purposes of posterity (and to show those who don't log on what they're missing)
[19:05] *** Joker has joined #theCBG.
[19:05] Joker: Hello Vietnam!
[19:06] *** You are now known as Vietnam.
[19:06] Vietnam: sup
[19:06] Joker: How's your jungle doing this year?
[19:06] Vietnam: could be better
[19:06] Vietnam: swamp's doing great though
[19:06] Joker: Good to hear
[19:06] Joker: I remember my tour there
[19:06] Joker: Some good smells in those swamps
[19:06] Vietnam: I can't get this guy named Charles to get out of the tree
[spoiler Everything from the average shelf life of your favorite Elven snack food to a patient in the Emergency Douche Room. Click if you dare.]
* Now talking in #theCBG
* Topic is 'Welcome to the official IRC room of the Campaign Builders' Guild ( www.thecbg.org ) | Please join in on the conversations, and don't forget to visit the site! '
* Set by Ishmayl on Tue Jul 01 19:54:42
<Joker> Wheew Halo tourney!
<Joker> I'm out
<Joker> peace
<Vietnam> peace man
* Vietnam is now known as ElDo
* Joker (Troll@OWIRCN-fa3cc260.nbnet.nb.ca) Quit (Quit: Why so serious? )
<HiggsBoson> Aloha.
<ElDo> what's up
<ElDo> you just missed an awesome convo
<HiggsBoson> First Blood is awesome. Dat's watsup
<ElDo> 04
<ElDo> 10[19:05] Joker: 01Hello Vietnam!
<ElDo> 04[19:06] *** You are now known as Vietnam.
<ElDo> 04[19:06] Vietnam: 01sup
<ElDo> 10[19:06] Joker: 01How's your jungle doing this year?
<ElDo> 04[19:06] Vietnam: 01could be better
<ElDo> 04[19:06] Vietnam: 01swamp's doing great though
<ElDo> 10[19:06] Joker: 01Good to hear
<ElDo> 10[19:06] Joker: 01I remember my tour there
<ElDo> 10[19:06] Joker: 01Some good smells in those swamps
<ElDo> 04[19:06] Vietnam: 01I can't get this guy named Charles to get out of the tree
<~Ishmayl> Hullo folks
<HiggsBoson> Hola.
<ElDo> hey ish
<ElDo> I want to make a thread in the Den to compile awesome IRC moments
<ElDo> Is that cool?
<ElDo> don't leave me hanging bro
<ElDo> dude seroiusly
<ElDo> seriously
<ElDo> the point of IRC is instant communication
<ElDo> argh
* Retrieving #theCBG modes...
<ElDo> I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
<HiggsBoson> If you do do that, I've got a giant conversation saved.
<ElDo> awesome
<ElDo> am I part of it
<HiggsBoson> It was the whole douche thing.
<ElDo> oh
<ElDo> AWESOME
<HiggsBoson> And for some unknown reason, there is a screenshot of the Awesome page on wikipedia edited to include me, and leprechaun.
<HiggsBoson> At the end
<ElDo> haha
<~Ishmayl> what's going on?
<ElDo> read
<ElDo> read man
<~Ishmayl> man, I keep missing posts somehow......
<ElDo> 04[19:09] ElDo: 01hey ish
<ElDo> 04[19:10] ElDo: 01I want to make a thread in the Den to compile awesome IRC moments
<ElDo> 04[19:10] ElDo: 01Is that cool?
<HiggsBoson> I'm guessing he missed this also.
<ElDo> I just sent him a message on AIM
<ElDo> thread is up
<ElDo> so gogogo
<HiggsBoson> Ishy, is it alright to post a convo about douches?
<ElDo> do it
<ElDo> doooo iiiit
<~Ishmayl> go ahead
<ElDo> huh
<ElDo> only 5 instances of the word douche being used on the site so far
<HiggsBoson> Are they all in that post?
<ElDo> haha
<ElDo> no
<ElDo> I'm sure the douche ratio has skyrocketed now
<HiggsBoson> Actually, that's probably been increased 522.2% by now.
<HiggsBoson> Oh, and the Higgs-Douche Coefficient is a constant throughout all time.
<ElDo> of course
<HiggsBoson> Its a universal rule.
<HiggsBoson> A law of nature.
<ElDo> THERE IS NOTHING NATURAL ABOUT DOUCHES
<HiggsBoson> Hell, there's whatever number of dimensions physicists say they are, and then theres a Douche dimension
<ElDo> It's like the Phantom Zone
<ElDo> Full of douchebags
<HiggsBoson> The Douche Zone
<ElDo> mein gott
<ElDo> WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
<HiggsBoson> Douchenstein!
<HiggsBoson> He will rise again!
<HiggsBoson> Frankenstein, but with Jack Thompson's brain.
<HiggsBoson> Or lack thereof
<ElDo> or lack thereof
<ElDo> damn you
<HiggsBoson> rofl
<ElDo> beat me by a half-second
<HiggsBoson> Hmmm...
<HiggsBoson> I see more evidence that a leprechaun resides in my computer, yet I can never find him!
<HiggsBoson> I am the chat killer
<ElDo> that's about the size of it
* ~Ishmayl (~fallen_ishm@OWIRCN-faeac7a4.dyn.embarqhsd.net) Quit (Quit: Out like a flash in a pan )
* limetom (~limetom@OWIRCN-2eaf8299.east.verizon.net) has joined #theCBG
<HiggsBoson> Limetom, if you're ever in a crazy conversation on here, save it and post it on ElDo's new thread.
<limetom> I may.
* Nomad (Nomad@2B12AA.5D7AC6.BCCE80.55EB83) has joined #theCBG
<Nomad> I smell doritos
<ElDo> wazzzaaaaa[
<ElDo> well
<Nomad> howdy
<ElDo> I screwed that up
<Nomad> so how are you all
<ElDo> I am 20
<Nomad> how are you all not how old are you all :P
<Nomad> and isn't 20 like infant age for an elf?
<ElDo> holy shit
<Nomad> though like we stated before
<ElDo> I totally misread that
<Nomad> a 20 year old dorito would be quite old
* ElDo is now known as RetardDo
<Nomad> haha
<HiggsBoson> Indeed.
<RetardDo> seriously how does that happen
<RetardDo> WHY DID I PUT IN WORDS
<Nomad> its ok
<Nomad> I have dyslexia
<Nomad> I understand
<HiggsBoson> When you are RetardDo, it happens
<RetardDo> Fair enough
<Nomad> yes but not as often as the elusive Retard Boson
<Nomad> which accounts for all the retardation in the universe
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<Nomad> look its a holy carp
<Polycarp> Hmm it's a chat client
<RetardDo> but yes, the question becomes whether my elven properties override my dorito shelf life
<RetardDo> I say the middle ground is where it's at
<RetardDo> So 20 years sounds about right
<RetardDo> Anyone else notice what they did to the average ages of elves in 4e?
<Nomad> but if a dorito has a shelf life of about a year and an elf has a lifespan of over 400
<Nomad> what did they do
<RetardDo> they're like
<RetardDo> shorter
<HiggsBoson> He averages 200.5 lifespan
<Nomad> (I have only taken a cursory glance at 4e)
<HiggsBoson> Yeah, now they're 200
<HiggsBoson> Eladrin are 300
<RetardDo> yea
<RetardDo> h
<RetardDo> I don't like that the eladrin replaced high elves
<Polycarp> are maximum lifespans even used that often in most campaigns
<RetardDo> in fact, I'm not keen on a lot of the flavor
<RetardDo> but hey, preferences and all
<Nomad> so then... ElDo's expiration date is 2188
<Nomad> wow
<Polycarp> I mean when was the last time your adventurer died a natural death
<RetardDo> Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
<RetardDo> It's a good point
<Nomad> yea
<Nomad> its kinda going back to the whole thing of
<Nomad> how much is too much (like what we were talking about with complex calenders)
<Nomad> realism is well and good... up till it gets in the way
<Polycarp> well lifespans aren't really "complex," just "not very useful"
<RetardDo> Right
<HiggsBoson> Indeed.
<RetardDo> But dammit
<RetardDo> if I want a thousand year old NPC elf
<RetardDo> I'll have my thousand year old NPC elf
<HiggsBoson> If we could somehow control Quantum Mechanics, then everything would be f***in AWESOME!
<Nomad> higgs just go talk to your super string neighbors
<RetardDo> But seriously, the 4e DMG has the worst DMing advice I've ever read in some parts
<HiggsBoson> Yeah
<RetardDo> Every one of the sidebars lessers my opinion of the author
<Polycarp> like what
<RetardDo> "So I let my son tell me that there was a trap and treasure... but I got to decide what the treasure was!"
<HiggsBoson> Best part about 4e: They actually peg a type of player as "Rules Lawyers"
<Nomad> from what I have gotten wotc's advice consisted heavily of
<Nomad> if its not here just go make it up
<Nomad> which is fine
<RetardDo> nah
<Nomad> until you consider
<RetardDo> It was also
<HiggsBoson> Let your players run the game
<Nomad> that this is supposed to be a system you can use so you dont have to make things up
<RetardDo> Higgs hit it on the head
<Nomad> why the violence?
<HiggsBoson> I mean, they made the DMG literally unnessecary
<RetardDo> right
<RetardDo> There's treasure parcels
<HiggsBoson> Before, you needed it for magic items and whatnot
<RetardDo> and those are cool
<RetardDo> and uh
<RetardDo> uhhh
<HiggsBoson> But now, that's in the PHB
<RetardDo> uhhhh
<Polycarp> (I never actually bought the DMG when I played 2nd ed)
<RetardDo> I got nothing
<RetardDo> It's DMing for Dummies and D&D for Dummies rolled into one
<RetardDo> Without the rules
<Nomad> tbh I prefer custom systems... I have my 3.5 core for when I am feeling too lazy to make the stuff
<Nomad> but otherwise I enjoy a good jade stage or celtricia or any other of the wonderful custom systems we have over DnD
<HiggsBoson> I've only got 3.5 and 4. My friend in middle school had 2e, and that was pretty fun. But while I would love to finish my system for my anime world, I am far, FAR too lazy.
<RetardDo> Seriously, I'd write up a system for Red Valor
<RetardDo> but I am super lazy
<Nomad> I am lazy too
<Nomad> I am stealing much of my rules from vreeg
<Polycarp> 2e was fun but monstrously inconsistent
<Polycarp> every monster, item, everything had its own special rules
<Nomad> ok so the monster goes to attack you *flips to table of contents* *flips to page 84* ok so then we roll 2d6...
<HiggsBoson> That's why I never DM'd
<HiggsBoson> 2e
<Polycarp> If you thought memorizing skill DCs in 3e was bad, 2e would cause a total meltdown
<Nomad> I didn't even memorize 3e's skills
<HiggsBoson> In 3.5e, I just improvised skill DC's
<Nomad> I always just read from the book
<Nomad> but I was always more interested in roleplaying then memorizing rules
<Nomad> I am still poor with the rules haha
<HiggsBoson> Have any of you heard the WOTC podcast where the penny arecade and pvp people play?
<Nomad> nope
<Nomad> heard about it
<HiggsBoson> Its great
<Nomad> not heeard it
<Nomad> heard*
<Nomad> knowing PA I wouldn't be amazed
<Polycarp> scott kurtz seems like he would be a douchebag irl
<Polycarp> just sayin;
<Nomad> heh
<limetom> Wow... so there's activity when I'm usually at work.
<Nomad> so
<Nomad> poly
<Polycarp> yeah
<Nomad> is this the beginning of another discussion on douchology?
<Polycarp> no I meant to write an apostrophe, not a semicolon
<Polycarp> didn't mean to lead you on there
<HiggsBoson> I believe so! Labcoats, everyone!
<Nomad> haha
* Nomad gets labcoats
* HiggsBoson is now known as DrMcDouche
* Nomad is now known as Assistant_Douche
<Assistant_Douche> what's the status doc
<Polycarp> oh god if you all rename yourselves I will have no idea who I'm talking to
<Assistant_Douche> quick everyone rename yourselves
<DrMcDouche> The douche in bed 2's douche levels are out of control!
<DrMcDouche> We need to get him on some forums, STAT!
<Assistant_Douche> but sir
<Assistant_Douche> the internet's down
<DrMcDouche> Then there's nothing else we can do for him.
* limetom is now known as Col_Kurtz
* DrMcDouche shakes his head and walks away slowly.
<Polycarp> ha
<Assistant_Douche> QUICK
<Assistant_Douche> DOES ANYBODY HAVE ONE OF THOSE FREE AOL DISKS?
<Col_Kurtz> The horror, the horror.
<Assistant_Douche> WE CAN STILL SAVE HIM
<Polycarp> is AOL even around anymore
<DrMcDouche> We have a shot!
<Col_Kurtz> Somehow, poly
<DrMcDouche> Just get him some customer service rep from dell on the phone!
<Assistant_Douche> YESSIR
* Assistant_Douche runs and grabs the phone
<Assistant_Douche> sir I think the customer rep wants to talk to you but I can't tell, he keeps saying "dude you're getting a dell"
<DrMcDouche> Put him on speaker
* Assistant_Douche turns on the speaker
<Polycarp> first AOL and now the "dude you're gettin a dell" guy, what are you people stuck in the 90s or something
<DrMcDouche> Good, the patient's douchamine levels are going down.
<Assistant_Douche> desperate times call for desperate measures
<Polycarp> Bill Clinton called he wants his decade back
<Assistant_Douche> if all else fails we can grab some boy band music
<Assistant_Douche> the patient is stabilizing
<Assistant_Douche> good work doc
<DrMcDouche> I'm going to give him a prescription for listening to The Jonas Brothers, three times a day, to be taken with food. Let's get him out of here/
<Assistant_Douche> yessir
<RetardDo> what the fuck did I miss
<Assistant_Douche> everything
<Assistant_Douche> the universe is over
<DrMcDouche> We had a emergency douche in the hospital
<Polycarp> we proved definitively that you don't actually exist
* RetardDo is now known as Tim_B^Uckley
<Tim_B^Uckley> get it lol
* Assistant_Douche is now known as Gamer_1
<DrMcDouche> I must now leave you fine CBG'ers for the time
* Gamer_1 shoots Tim_B^Uckley in the face
<Gamer_1> take care doc
<Tim_B^Uckley> B^U that hurt
* DrMcDouche is now known as DoucheAway
<Gamer_1> HAHA
* Gamer_1 douches away
* Gamer_1 is now known as BoggsHisson
<BoggsHisson> make your swords like things unto chainsaws
<Tim_B^Uckley> B^U this is my happy face
<Tim_B^Uckley> B^U this is my sad face
<Tim_B^Uckley> B^U I am outraged
<BoggsHisson> have you seen the steven seagal emotion chart?
<BoggsHisson> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/ivywitch/Steven_Seagal_Emotion_Chart.jpg
<Tim_B^Uckley> I'd imagine it's along the same lines as Ctrl+Alt+Del
<BoggsHisson> my favorite is aroused
* BoggsHisson is now known as Nomad
* Tim_B^Uckley is now known as Numad
<Nomad> o_o
<Numad> O_O
<Nomad> (>O_O)><(O_O)><(O_O<)
<Numad> B^U
* Col_Kurtz is now known as El_Do
<El_Do> Win.
* Numad is now known as Al_Do
<Al_Do> wat
<Nomad> El_Dorrito... a dorrito from south of the border?
* Al_Do is now known as ElD0
<El_Do> SÃÂ. Un dorito sureño.
<ElD0> ?
<ElD0> +
<ElD0> µ
<El_Do> wat
<ElD0> wat
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<Nomad> well have fun I bid you all adieu for now
<Nomad> I Am off to throw elf cubs at walls
* Nomad (Nomad@2B12AA.5D7AC6.BCCE80.55EB83) Quit (Quit: )
* ElD0 (~Elven@OWIRCN-ef6e64c3.il.comcast.net) Quit (Client exited )
<snakefing> hmm
* El_Do is now known as limetom
<snakefing> without the elf cubs, what will we do for fun?
<limetom> And all's now right in the world.
[/spoiler]
I'm just going to be happy that last nights repetitive crack up stayed right where it belongs...in the trash.
[20:34] <limetom> So let's get reindeer milk and 75 million bananas, and make a milkshake. We could call it the Fukushima Meltdown.
A much-needed revive. I'll be on the lookout for things of epic nature.
[00:08] -ChanServ:#thecbg- Foundership changed to isomage because Nomadic was dropped.
(which lead to...)
[00:12] <LtHorse> Nomadic was dropped?
[00:12] <LizardKing> apparently
[00:12] <LizardKing> looks like Iso's in charge now
[00:13] <~isomage> when you beat a cow to death with a bucket, it's funny how productive its friend suddenly gets
[00:13] <LizardKing> ... did you just call Nomadic a cow?
01[20:59] <Vreeg_GM> Hamish, " I like magic. and Candy."
[20:59] <Moss> Give them our thanks as well.
01[20:59] <Vreeg_GM> Wurnick, " This is quite a gift. things are that bad near the ruins?"
01[21:00] <Vreeg_GM> Carmen, " Fuck you. and you, too...."
06[21:00] * MazAbd rolls his eyes at Carmen's statement
[21:18] <isobot> 98
[21:18] <Moss> ooc Really...
[21:18] <MazAbd> ooc: ouch
[21:18] <MazAbd> ooc: detect? Moss suddenly goes blind
01[21:18] <Vreeg_GM> moss is having trouble eating, hitting his forhead with the meat again and again
[21:19] <Moss> ooc Lol
[21:19] <Moss> Hold still... you little...
01[21:35] <Vreeg_GM> modo plays offkey due to the stress
[21:35] <MazAbd> ooc: don't take it personally, Isobot just doesn't like bio-organisms
[21:39] <Moss> ooc Reslut. Kinky. Again.
[21:39] <MazAbd> ooc: reslut?
01[21:39] <Vreeg_GM> as always
01[21:57] <Vreeg_GM> Cameley erupts from the trees
01[21:57] <Vreeg_GM> !roll d%
[21:57] <isobot> 84
01[21:57] <Vreeg_GM> and falls on his face
01[22:00] <Vreeg_GM> moss, you hit hamish
01[22:00] <Vreeg_GM> roll dam
[22:01] <Moss> @morningstar
[22:01] <isobot> @morningstar = !roll ((2d8+14)/d5)+3
[22:01] <isobot> 11
[22:01] <Moss> ooc ...
[22:01] <Moss> Weren't we supposed to be... good at this?
01[22:01] <Vreeg_GM> hamish, already unconsios, gets a morningstar to the head
[22:01] <MazAbd> ooc: the owlbear stares in confusion as we all kill each other off
Maximillian_VHV_Carchedin: ooc: alright it's go time, max is mad and going to go into their base and kill their doods
(10:31:39) Moss: "Necromancer, reanimate thyself." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physician,_heal_thyself)
Moss: ooc Sorry. My grandma decided to Skype me now.
---
Victor: "I don't supposed that there is anything just in this room that we could take and just go home, is there?
Astell: Perhaps you are right
Astell: I do not think so.
Moss: You mean like the big statue?
Vreeg_GM: the statue on the east is life sized and bolted to the floor
Moss: ... Probably not.