This is the first of our "silly games", "forum/post games", "things to do when bored" or whatever you want to call them. In this particular game, the objective is to gather a list of funny things to do that are free (cost no money) and preferrably are fairly easy to perform. Random fun, if you will. I'll kick off with ten examples. Note that it's preferred in these type of games that you don't post twice in a row (though I suppose we're a small enough community that you can do so occasionally when you have a really good one).
1. Trying to name what you see when your eyes are closed.
2. Talking to yourself in front of other people.
3. Tell an Egyptian man you are prepared to negotiate the price to wed your daughter.
4. Telling people you were born on friday the 13th.
5. Asking a beggar to give you $49,95 change while giving him 50.
5b. When the beggar says he can...
6. Shaking your head in a nodding way
7. Answer everything someone else or yourself says with "And a cucumber."
8. Raise your finger in a restaurant to ask if you can go the toilet.
9. Getting airsick from playing Flight Simulator.
10. Annoying your DM.
Let's hear what you guys can come up with!
;) Túrin
11 Answer everything with "That's what you think."
12 Wear all your clothes inside out.
13 Twitch randomly
13b In class.
14 (actually did this) when asked to describe yourself for a job interview when you don't want the job, say "I am hardworking, dependable, moist, loyal, and reliable."
Quote from: Xathan, Last Of The Fallen13 Twitch randomly
13b In class.
very last session[/i].
:P
18. Find something that isn't high enough off the ground for it to hurt if you fall from it. Jump off it, with a run-up if possible. It's suprisingly entertaining.
19. Climb trees. Not very original, but it is one of my favourite activities :)
20. Hang from a tree in a park, wearing only a thong and two peices of buttered toast over your nipples. Beat your chest and scream at passersby. When you arrested and tested for alcohol/drugs, you will suprise the police by being entirely sober and lucid. They will think "Wow! What a guy!"
Incidentally, someone I know is planning to do that last one, and film it for a music video.
21. Pronounce "epitome" as "epi-tomb".
22. Lick various clean objects you own.
22b. Draw arrows on paper to point to objects you've licked.
23. Start reading from the necronomicon.
24. Turn off everyone computer monitor you see.
24b. To go even further, tape paper over the monitors and explain that you don't wanat 'them' to see you.
25. Start making a meal in class.
26. Build a large shrine to Cthulhu in front of your house using nothing but garbage.
26b. Wet garbage.
27. Start a cult.
27b. Get said cult to worship your garbage shrine.
28. Answer all questions with "I'm the decider!" all exclamations with "Somebody should of warned you!" and all statements with "Or so you think!"
28b. Turn this into a wildly popular fad.
28bb. Use this fad to recruit members for your cult.
29. Write a brilliant screen-play on toilet paper you find in public restrooms.
29b. Send this screen-play to Disney in a package filled with Turkish hats.
29bb. If they don't make it into a major motion picture, use it as a holy text for your cult.
30. Get your cult to start yelling "I'M THE DECIDER!" while bowing before your wet-garbage shrine.
30b. Stand on the shrine and look at your subjects. Yodel the holy text while wearing a Turkish hat.
30bb. Be elected as ruler of the world and be praised for all eternity.
31. Disrupt the nearest cult that worships at a garbage shrine and yells "I'M THE DECIDER!" when they bow
31a. ... by knocking off the leader's Turkish hat.
32. See how far they chase you before they give up.
33. Laugh for no reason at all
33a. In a very public place
33b. When asked why you are laughing respond "I just told myself a joke I've never heard."
34. End every scentence with "... if you know what i mean." (this makes anything sound dirty. "I had grilled cheese for lunch today. If you know what i mean."
35. When in a crowded place, begin humming one long low tone (people with either feel uncomfortable and not know why, realize what youre doing, or start humming as well without realizing it).
36. Fold paper pirate hats out of random newspaper/poster and give them out to strangers (i did this with the free poster when i was helping to run the merch booth at comicon recently).
35b. If the volume of the humming gets loud enough, burst into song and dance. (I did this once)
37. Repeatedly raise a finger and open your mouth as if going to say something, and then say "oh never mind".
38. Licking your fingers after hunting for bugs.
39. Emptying a can of soda at once.
40. Running into a bank with a waterpistol and a mask, then saying "just kidding".
41. Jumping off a cliff flapping your arms.
42. Whenever someone asks you a question, reply with, "Just one moment please."
42b. Whenever someone asks you a question, pause for about ten seconds, looking them dead in the eye, and then ask, "Could you repeat the question please?"
43. Bark at strangers in your neighborhood.
44. Carry on an entire conversation with a stranger with your eyes crossed.
45. Blink every 3 seconds, even in conversation. Keep it steady.
46. When watching TV with someone, talk to people on the TV as though you believe they are in the room with you.
47. Everytime you get out of your car, or leave your house, do a 360-degree twirl.
48. Spit on your hands and rub them over some furniture you are currently using.
49. Try to make a Teletubbie out of anything you can find while at a meeting, conference, or any such appropriate event.
49b. Don't forget to play with it once you're done.
50. Keep singing "Break on through to the other side...!" in different ways continuosly.
51. Use the hundreds of empty beer, vodka, rum, etc. bottles that have been taking over your apartment/house/bedroom and actually construct that shrine to the beer gods that you've always been planning on building.
51A. Declare that you are the high priest of the beer gods
51B. Go forth and proselytize for the beer gods.(granted, this can take many forms, such as mooching beer off your friends)
53. Using nothing but an ice cream scoop, dig your way to China.
54. rename the stars after members of heavy metal bands.
54A. have conversations with them(don't forget to bitch at the late comers for ruining "your gig")
55. Headbang to elevator music in public.
56. Headbang when there is no music in public.
58. Skip numbers.
58C. repeatedly.
59. randomly stop talking midsentence.
60. Abb. ev. wo. y. sp. o. wri.
I do number 46 all the time :)
I do it too, when other people are watching.
61. Point randomly at nothings while counting downwards.
61b. When you get to the end, do a funky dance.
62. Bring a stuffed a new stuffed animal to work/school everyday you can.
63. Cover your desk in wash cloths, put on gloves, and try to carefully play marbles or jaks on it.
64. Use D&D jargon for everything (you can even go so far as to make a touch attack roll for a handshake or diplomacy checks with your pick up lines)
64a. Ask strangers to make will saves. Tell those who fail "HA! I tricked you!"
65. Adopt the same "rules-are-everywhere" approach while actually PLAYING D&D.
65a. Roll to see if you're getting drunk.
66. Revive old threads
67. Talk to CBotG
a. While not on your lunch break
b. During an important meeting
68. Hop up and down in an elevator
69. Honk a bicycle horn while walking through a crowd
70. See how many times you can click a pen
a. During an important meeting
71. Start talking in a random accent.
72. Serenade someone you know with an 80's love ballad.
72a. Serenade a stranger.
73. Have a rap off in the middle of a high volume store or on a high traffic sidewalk.
73a. Include offensive lyrics
73b. Include well known lyrics
73c. Ask strangers to join in.
74. Call someone you know for the expressed purpose of an argument.
74a. Like your mother.
74b. Or a random number you picked from the phone book.
75. When a telemarketer calls, mess with them. Make them as uncomfortable as possible.
75a. Have your friend in the background yell as loud as he can, "Are you gonna snort that line or what?!"
75b. Describe a made-up or otherwise sexual experience including the strangest kink that first comes to your mind.
75c. After describing that experience, ask them what they're doing later tonight.
75d. Interrogate them as to their sexual preference.
75e. Use made-up or otherwise Freudian observations durring your conversation with them.
75f. Hold the phone up to the smoke detector while the telemarketer is talking, and press "Test".
I could go on with this one forever... its almost too fun.
76. While listening to music via headphones, turn it up as loud as you can.
76a. Act like you are not paying attention, look at a random person, and yell "What?".
76b. If someone complains that they can hear the lyrics, yell, "I guess I need to turn it up more... you still can't hear the cow bell."
77. Beep for someone to go at a red light.
77a. Especially if you are several cars back.
77b. Or if you are the first car.
78. Call tech support for something, and before whoever answers your call has a chance to respond, say, "I'd like to speak with someone smarter."
78a. If they actually put another person on the line, reapeat.
78b. If they say that they are competent enough, tell them they're lying.
My personal favorites of this one are #73 and #75.
79. At the end of your weekend-trip to Bruges, stand up in the middle of the train-wagon and thank everyone personally for their coming on this trip (and by personal, I mean by naming all of the embarassing things they did with a loud voice so all strangers present can hear it).
(As you can guess, this one really happened last weekend.)
80. Attempt to cancel your AOL account.
81. Hum jingle bells for 3 hours straight
81a. in the car
81b. in the middle of a disgustingly hot summer
81c. without ever reaching "oh what fun".
"hmm-hmm hmm hmm-hmm hmm daadaa doo da da...... hmm-hmm hmm hmm-hmm hmm daadaa doo da da......"