We've something of a tradition of personally welcoming new guests.
I speak for the Triumvirate when I say:
Welcome to the CBG boards! Isaac will be serving complimentary coconut drinks with paper umbrellas on the promenade, and I hear Igorina will take your coat.
-Elven Doritos
Get used to the weirdness!
Thank you muchly kind sir. I hope to become a regular of this establishment. Your warm welcome humbles me, and I shall try my best to become an upstanding lad.
Now what was this you were saying about alcohol?