Poll
Question:
Who would you rather eat lunch with?
Option 1: Chuck Norris
votes: 4
Option 2: Adam West
votes: 17
Option 3: Norman Bates
votes: 2
Two figures appraoch from opposite ends of the road and you find yourself caught between.
You recgonize the faces, and you squeal with-- joy? horror? maybe both?
The man with the cowboy hat and scraggly beard is the first to speak. "This is Texas Ranger Cordell Walker speaking. You are cordially invited to dine with me in the pits of Hell, sitting atop the roasted corpses of my enemies."
The other man, silver-haired and dressed in a fine suit, rolls towards you, displaying an impressive array of martial artistry. "Oh, I don't think so, you Communist bastard. He's coming with me-- and we're eating at the Olive Garden on a stakeout for the alien lifeforms who keep eating my DVDs."
What do you do?
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Chuck fans, don't despair:
The big one (http://webzoom.freewebs.com/red_valor/Funny/wwiv%20sig%20chuck.bmp) and the little one (http://webzoom.freewebs.com/red_valor/Funny/join%20the%20fight%20chuck.bmp)
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Look, a Norrisite smilie: :kicking:
And another one: :cowboy:
It appears our staff has a profound preference :P Which is the wise thing to do, if you don't want to end up getting your website roundhouse kicked into oblivion.
Túrin
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West 4 liff!
Because 9 out of 10 people prefer taffy to cancer (and that 10th person is really weird).
A taffy a day, keeps the doctors away (but brings the denstists a-runnin').
I vote for the BIG KAHUNA!! (Adam West's character in American Vampire, on sale now at WalMart for $1.00!!!)
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Quote from: supadupaman(and that 10th person is really weird).
I'm not that wierd. Chuck Norris is still an abomination, I have no clue who the other guy is, and Bates is just a regular guy, so, I really have no idea.
Adam West is TV's original Batman!
Ah, then I see my vote for Bates was not wasted
:no: :batman: :jawdrop:
You pick the Psycho over BATMAN!
Blasphemy!
More of a Marvel guy, besides, Bates is always there for you. He's good with the kids. :P
not voting (yet), but i hafta comment on two things:
Quote from: ArnkelMore of a Marvel guy, besides, Bates is always there for you. He's good with the kids. :P
yea, he even wrote a book on them.
sure, it was a
cookbook, but still...
and:
Quote from: elven doritoesYou pick the Psycho over ADAM WEST!
to be fair, west is a psycho, but hes a lovable psycho.....
faction west. because if youre not part of the solution, then youre not helping much.
im not suprised hes winning, by the way. if a guy can win a screaming match against his own town, then why wouldnt he be able to win a simple netpoll?
An excellent point, sdragon. This man will do anything to win - even roll around in nuclear waste and get lymphoma. Now that, my friends, is dedication.
"Reckless? Yes. Idiotic? Yes." Victorious? Yes.
i read the first four words and thought you were talking about the first part of my post...
either way, of course its an excellent point. its about adam west. everything about him is excellent :tongue:
Heed the Wisdom of West... "you people don't give up...you grab life by the throat and shake it like a topless bartender shakeing a martini."
I'm not a woman, so Norman Bates won't be that bad...