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Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Loch Belthadd on January 19, 2009, 02:58:02 PM
This is a very important question...
(http://www.prieteni.com/layout/images/emoticons/pirate.gif)  :ninja:
which is the best?
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Nomadic on January 19, 2009, 02:59:16 PM
Ninjas...

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Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Kindling on January 19, 2009, 03:00:17 PM
I used to think Ninjas.

How wrong I was.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Loch Belthadd on January 19, 2009, 03:00:20 PM
I vote ninja.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: SDragon on January 19, 2009, 03:07:54 PM
Ninjas are just pirates of the land. Now, if only to figure out the land-to-sea ration for Earth...
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: limetom on January 19, 2009, 03:13:46 PM
Love can bloom...

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Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Superfluous Crow on January 19, 2009, 03:19:23 PM
I still think samurai should be an option...
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Nomadic on January 19, 2009, 03:20:16 PM
Quote from: KindlingI used to think Ninjas.

How awesome I was.

Fix'd :P
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Seraph on January 19, 2009, 03:56:25 PM
I've wanted to be a pirate since I was 3.  Pirates for me.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Ghostman on January 19, 2009, 04:15:04 PM
Ninja pirates! Or should that be pirate ninjas? Piranjas? I gotta think about this :?:
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Lmns Crn on January 19, 2009, 04:15:32 PM
Doctors. (http://www.drmcninja.com/)
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Llum on January 19, 2009, 04:40:05 PM
Pirate fan here. Ninjas just seem overdone, anyone in a black leotard with a smokebomb is a ninja, its ridiculous.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Kindling on January 19, 2009, 04:58:22 PM
By the way, although I do actually prefer pirates, I meant I was wrong in that I failed to distance myself from the whole, vastly overdone pirate/ninja dichotomy.

It's nearly as bad as Chuck Norris (don't get me started, and don't start yourself either. That shit stopped being funny even BEFORE it started)

Why the hell is it pirates and ninjas anyway? Why not gendarmes and cossacks? Or zulus and highwaymen? Or vikings and the KGB? Or anything else?
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Llum on January 19, 2009, 05:02:28 PM
Because in all those there is a clearly defined winner (Cossacks, Zulus and the KGB), where in Pirates and Ninjas the dividing line is minute.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Kindling on January 19, 2009, 05:06:08 PM
I would argue that while, yes, cossacks take gendarmes, no questions asked, highwaymen are more than badass enough to match the zulus as long as neither outnumbered the other, and there's no way that my mighty and noble ancestors would succumb to those damn ruskis!
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Nomadic on January 19, 2009, 05:11:00 PM
So are we talking average pirates or buccaneers here (or perhaps vikings or corsairs)?
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Seraph on January 19, 2009, 05:23:12 PM
I agree that Highwaymen are Badass, and have an emotional attachment to them, but the "as long as neither outnumbered the other" kind of eliminates the POINT of Zulus.  There's a reason the term Zulu tactics came about.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Nomadic on January 19, 2009, 05:25:56 PM
[spoiler]
(http://www.shoelace.org/pics/2007/05-03-07/zerg_rush.jpg)
[/spoiler]
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Llum on January 19, 2009, 05:42:55 PM
The Zulus dominated Africa, there clearly superior to some random highwaymen :p

As much as I like Vikings (and I'm probably one of the few people who want to see Outlander, and actually *liked* Beowulf and Grendel) they have nothing on the KGB. These are the people who poisoned someone with *radioactive isotopes*, if that doesn't say overkill, nothing else does.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Nomadic on January 19, 2009, 06:08:48 PM
Quote from: LlumThe Zulus dominated Africa, there clearly superior to some random highwaymen :p

As much as I like Vikings (and I'm probably one of the few people who want to see Outlander, and actually *liked* Beowulf and Grendel) they have nothing on the KGB. These are the people who poisoned someone with *radioactive isotopes*, if that doesn't say overkill, nothing else does.

Thor, god of thunder, disapproves of your misplaced loyalties.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Kindling on January 20, 2009, 07:25:36 AM
The Zulus dominated a small part of Africa. For a while. And as for "Zulu Tactics", I'm fairly sure that while, yes, in the Anglo-Zulu war they did have a numerical advantage, their tactics weren't based on that.

In fact, I'm fairly sure, having done some reading on the subject a couple of years ago, that the reason for Zulu military successes was their revolutionary tactic of using short stabbing spears in conjunction with shields rather than the throwing spears of their neighbours... who often, at least to begin with, outnumbered them.

And as for the KGB... poisoning someone with radiation is far from a true, manly, hands-on approach. Vikings would sail up their rivers, ravage their cattle, steal their women, and burn their farmsteads, reddening their axes with Russian blood along the way. Odin be praised.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Ninja D! on January 20, 2009, 07:51:32 AM
Do I even need to state what my vote is?

Quote from: Kindlingravage their cattle, steal their women
I just accidentally my lunch.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Loch Belthadd on January 20, 2009, 03:17:48 PM
Quote from: Halfling FritosNinjas are just pirates of the land.
pirates are just ninjas of the sea.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Scholar on January 20, 2009, 03:21:42 PM
(http://www.captainsquid.com/go/pirates.jpg)

nuff said.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: beejazz on January 20, 2009, 03:29:09 PM
Rasputin. Rasputin cannot be beaten.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Matt Larkin (author) on January 20, 2009, 05:56:12 PM
Quote from: Kindlingravage their cattle, steal their women

God, I type that's a hippo!
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Kindling on January 20, 2009, 08:51:13 PM
What? Everyone knows you can get a better price for a woman than you can for a cow... it's simple economics.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Ninja D! on January 20, 2009, 09:41:28 PM
Quote from: beejazzRasputin. Rasputin cannot be beaten.
Agreed.
Quote from: KindlingWhat? Everyone knows you can get a better price for a woman than you can for a cow... it's simple economics.
Point.
Quote from: Gnomish Cheetos
Quote from: Halfling FritosNinjas are just pirates of the land.
pirates are just ninjas of the sea.
Wrong. Ninjas are disciplined and skilled. Pirates are lazy and worthless. They only survive by stealing from others, brining human society as a whole down. Its like the welfare system here in Minnesota.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Furor on January 20, 2009, 10:01:16 PM
Its the pirates hands down, japan was notorious for piracy as well, in fact more japanese made their living as pirates than as ninjas.

The sandals with socks thing is a fashion faux pas, bandanas and stripes, frilled shirts and knee high boots...classic.

Ninjas have been known to dress as women to gain access to their targets, there are no known cases of pirates dressing like girls.

Ninjas had a bunch of half-cocked wierd inventions that may or may not have worked, the pirates had cannons, cutlasses and compasses.

Parrots.

You can go to a halloween party and as long as you don't "arrrr" everything, you still seem normal. You look like an antisocial wierdo drinking in a ninja outfit, especially if you brought shuriken.

everybody loves a drunk pirate. Nobody sees a drunk ninja.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Loch Belthadd on January 21, 2009, 06:50:06 AM
Quote from: FurorNinjas had a bunch of half-cocked wierd inventions that may or may not have worked, the pirates had cannons, cutlasses and compasses.
Ninjas had hand-held cannons, and pistols that were disguised as swords.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Ninja D! on January 21, 2009, 09:24:50 AM
Quote from: FurorIts the pirates hands down, japan was notorious for piracy as well, in fact more japanese made their living as pirates than as ninjas.

The sandals with socks thing is a fashion faux pas, bandanas and stripes, frilled shirts and knee high boots...classic.

Ninjas have been known to dress as women to gain access to their targets, there are no known cases of pirates dressing like girls.

Ninjas had a bunch of half-cocked wierd inventions that may or may not have worked, the pirates had cannons, cutlasses and compasses.

Parrots.

You can go to a halloween party and as long as you don't "arrrr" everything, you still seem normal. You look like an antisocial wierdo drinking in a ninja outfit, especially if you brought shuriken.

everybody loves a drunk pirate. Nobody sees a drunk ninja.
I thought you were trying to make a case AGAINST ninja? Because you don't seem to have done that.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Matt Larkin (author) on January 23, 2009, 10:28:29 PM
QuoteNobody sees a drunk ninja.
Not if he's any good as ninja, anyway.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Elemental_Elf on January 23, 2009, 11:29:10 PM
In a Captain Jack Sparrow vs. Naruto face off, I think we ALL know who we'd rather marry... err vote for... what?

I vote Pirates because real ninjas are not nearly as cool as their high-octane anime descendants nor as clever/assassin-y as western mythology would have us believe. Pirates, on the other hand, we know where they stand and we know they could whip the ninjastar out of any ninja any day of the week.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: SDragon on January 23, 2009, 11:33:41 PM
Quote from: FurorNinjas have been known to dress as women to gain access to their targets, there are no known cases of pirates dressing like girls.


Of course, this is not necessarily because pirates never dress like girls. It is simply because there has never been a surviving witness to this phenomenon.

Which brings me to my next point: pirates are better at keeping secrets then ninjas,
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Loch Belthadd on January 24, 2009, 11:59:14 AM
Pirates are drunken loudmouths who can't keep secrets. A ninja who gives away a secret is hunted down and killed by other ninjas, thus they don't give away secrets. Also ninjas are exclusive so you know anyone who is a ninja is awsome. A pirate's just a thief on a boat.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: SilvercatMoonpaw on January 24, 2009, 12:05:36 PM
How about we just leave it at Vs

(http://fc49.deviantart.com/fs41/f/2009/011/7/b/Ninja_vs_Pirate_by_CookiemagiK.gif)

because we all know the real fun is debating.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Jharviss on January 24, 2009, 01:12:36 PM
Based on Gnomish Cheetos's comment, I'm forced to believe that pirates have a longer lifespan and are, therefore, more awesome.  I mean, what's cool about being hunted down by your friends?  
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Loch Belthadd on January 24, 2009, 01:35:57 PM
thats only if you tell a secret.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Ninja D! on January 24, 2009, 09:11:02 PM
Quote from: Gnomish CheetosA pirate's just a thief on a boat.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Kindling on January 25, 2009, 10:19:40 AM
Pirates exhibited rudimentary forms of revolutionary governmental forms and rebelled against militaristic monarchic authorities, while ninjas were simply pawns in the games of their feudal masters.

EDIT: Damn, I got drawn in again :P
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Nomadic on January 25, 2009, 12:10:27 PM
Quote from: Elemental_ElfIn a Captain Jack Sparrow vs. Naruto face off, I think we ALL know who we'd rather marry... err vote for... what?

I vote Pirates because real ninjas are not nearly as cool as their high-octane anime descendants nor as clever/assassin-y as western mythology would have us believe.
http://anthropik.com/wp-content/uploads/hpyle-buccaneer.jpg[/img]

What most pirates actually were like:
(http://www.nmm.ac.uk/collections/images/700/BHC/31/BHC3169.jpg)

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Yes I know that picture is actually of a merchant. However, that is only because of the fact that it is all but impossible to find a realistic picture of a pirate (society has attached the word pirate to what was actually only a small group of them).
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Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Loch Belthadd on January 25, 2009, 01:10:28 PM
Same with ninjas. And yes Naruto sucks.He doesn't count as a ninja.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Ninja D! on January 25, 2009, 09:22:36 PM
Naruto is no ninja. Almost no one on that show would qualify as a ninja.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: khyron1144 on January 28, 2009, 04:07:34 PM
Monkies
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Drizztrocks on January 28, 2009, 05:56:48 PM
Pirates of the Caribean is a cool movie, hands down, and the third one is an extremally great movie, but you see, Jackie Chan would kick Jack Sparrows ass in a matter of seconds.

 Pirates are drunk theifs and cutthroats who steal from and kill the innocent. Ninjas are highly trained, disciplned and acrobatic assassins.  Isn't the answer obvious? :( ???
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Matt Larkin (author) on January 28, 2009, 08:06:25 PM
Doing his own stunts makes Jackie Chan neither a ninja nor an assassin.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Nomadic on January 28, 2009, 08:35:44 PM
Quote from: PhoenixDoing his own stunts makes Jackie Chan neither a ninja nor an assassin.

Jackie Chan is a good actor
Good actors are awesome
Ninjas are awesome
Thus Jackie Chan is a Ninja
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Ninja D! on January 28, 2009, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: DrizztrocksPirates of the Caribean is a cool movie, hands down, and the third one is an extremally great movie
No.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Drizztrocks on January 29, 2009, 04:47:39 PM
I meant for disney movies, as most disney movies go you fall asleep in a matter of seconds.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Nomadic on January 29, 2009, 05:37:09 PM
Quote from: DrizztrocksI meant for disney movies, as most disney movies go you fall asleep in a matter of seconds.

No.






:P
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Ninja D! on January 29, 2009, 09:46:50 PM
Disney has made sure that pirates can never be cool again.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Matt Larkin (author) on January 30, 2009, 09:31:42 AM
Are you kidding? I loved those movies! Especially the first one.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Ninja D! on January 30, 2009, 10:46:01 AM
The first one is the only one that I don't hate. I'm not a fan but that one was the best. I didn't like the second and the third one actually caused a little physical pain, I think.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: SilvercatMoonpaw on January 30, 2009, 11:17:24 AM
The second and third ones suffered because they had plot.  It wouldn't have mattered how good the plot was, you do not make action movies about pirates with plot.

What you do for a pirate movie is have a flimsy reason to have people swing around on ropes and stab each other.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: beejazz on January 30, 2009, 02:33:03 PM
The Pirate Plot:

1)A whole bunch of people who want treasure kill each other for a map. Somehow drag a non-pirate into all this. So there's a token character the audience can identify with.
2)More killing on the way there. Justify it however you like. Legit ships, sea monsters, mutiny, cabin fever, somebody cheats at poker, etc.
3)Pirates get to the island, find treasure. Captain wants to kill half his crew for a bigger share. Crew wants to mutiny 'cause captain would've taken too much anyway.
4)???
5)PROFIT

Be sure to include monkeys, parrots, lots of top-of the line wooden prosthetics, more sea monsters, etc. And at least one person has to get marooned.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Nomadic on January 30, 2009, 03:01:36 PM
Quote from: beejazzThe Pirate Plot:

1)A whole bunch of people who want treasure kill each other for a map. Somehow drag a non-pirate into all this. So there's a token character the audience can identify with.
2)More killing on the way there. Justify it however you like. Legit ships, sea monsters, mutiny, cabin fever, somebody cheats at poker, etc.
3)Pirates get to the island, find treasure. Captain wants to kill half his crew for a bigger share. Crew wants to mutiny 'cause captain would've taken too much anyway.
4)???
5)PROFIT

Be sure to include monkeys, parrots, lots of top-of the line wooden prosthetics, more sea monsters, etc. And at least one person has to get marooned.

Best. Movie. Idea. EVER!
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Lmns Crn on January 30, 2009, 03:32:03 PM
Quote from: Nomadic
Quote from: beejazzThe Pirate Plot:

1)A whole bunch of people who want treasure kill each other for a map. Somehow drag a non-pirate into all this. So there's a token character the audience can identify with.
2)More killing on the way there. Justify it however you like. Legit ships, sea monsters, mutiny, cabin fever, somebody cheats at poker, etc.
3)Pirates get to the island, find treasure. Captain wants to kill half his crew for a bigger share. Crew wants to mutiny 'cause captain would've taken too much anyway.
4)???
5)PROFIT

Be sure to include monkeys, parrots, lots of top-of the line wooden prosthetics, more sea monsters, etc. And at least one person has to get marooned.

Best. Movie. Idea. EVER!
The Pirate Trap

The pirate crew is threatening to mutiny! Attempting to prevent the mutiny are two sweet and adorable pirate twins, both played by Hayley Mills, who must employ deception, pranks, and mistaken identity in order to reconcile the feuding captain and first mate.

"A heartwarming piratical romp for the whole family. Four and a half stars." -Chicago Tribune


Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Matt Larkin (author) on January 30, 2009, 04:48:30 PM
Quote from: Ninja D!Disney has made sure that pirates can never be cool again.
Does that mean you don't want to see Disney's upcoming "Ninjas of the Caribbean" movie, either?
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Nomadic on January 30, 2009, 05:13:48 PM
Quote from: Phoenix
Quote from: Ninja D!Disney has made sure that pirates can never be cool again.
Does that mean you don't want to see Disney's upcoming "Ninjas of the Caribbean" movie, either?

If this is true then people are going to die. I don't know who yet, we'll play it by ear once I get to the disney headquarters.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Ninja D! on January 30, 2009, 09:26:10 PM
Quote from: SilvercatMoonpawThe second and third ones suffered because they had plot.  It wouldn't have mattered how good the plot was, you do not make action movies about pirates with plot.

What you do for a pirate movie is have a flimsy reason to have people swing around on ropes and stab each other.
I agree. I wanted more Kiera Knightly (not dressed like a man), less Orlando Bloom, and more Johnny Depp getting hurt.
Quote from: Phoenix
Quote from: Ninja D!Disney has made sure that pirates can never be cool again.
Does that mean you don't want to see Disney's upcoming "Ninjas of the Caribbean" movie, either?
Blood would be shed were they to create such a thing.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Elemental_Elf on January 30, 2009, 10:00:57 PM
Quote from: Ninja D!Disney has made sure that pirates can never be cool again.

Don't be a hater. Deep down, you know you love Captain Jack Sparrow!

We all do.
Title: pirates or ninjas?
Post by: Ninja D! on January 31, 2009, 07:35:53 AM
Quote from: Elemental_Elf
Quote from: Ninja D!Disney has made sure that pirates can never be cool again.

Don't be a hater. Deep down, you know you love Captain Jack Sparrow!

We all do.
Deep dow...Oh! So, that's what that is! I thought it was indigestion.