If you can think of a silly smiley panorama, post it here, for this thread is devoted to...
...1... :envy: ...2... :envy: ...3... :envy: ...4... :envy: ...5... :envy: ...6... :envy: ...7... :envy: ...8... :envy: ...9! :chase:
...the Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage! He's mean, he's green, he wants your soul!
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What's that smell?
Oh no! The fiend is using his gas weapon against us!
But at least he keeps us regular.
:horse:
Quote from: CYMROWhat's that smell?
Oh no! The fiend is using his gas weapon against us!
:sick: :puke: :sick:
Not just a fiendish cabbage, but a singing one as well...
I ain't got no body...
:eew:
Suspecting the great fiend to be alone and helpless, the people of the mortal realm assembled an adventuring party to take him down...
:knight: :cyborg: :samurai: :priest: :crazy: :batman: :bigguns: :afro: :bag:
But little did they realize, the ninth member of their party, the mysterious stranger in the paper bag disguise was none other than...
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :demon:
...the Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage in his Red Cabbage Form!
:explode: :ribbon: :eew:
Beware the emmissions of the Red Cabbage Template, for they can overcome even DR/Adamantine!
im not good with smiley panoramas, so i made an ascii to please the fiendish fiend of the ninth cabbage.....
hopefully he(?) will like my rendition of...... (him?)
Quotehopefully he(?) will like my rendition of...... (him?)
Important philosophical point: can we or should we assign a gender role to a creature as transcendant, and evil, as the Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage?
i would say that cthulhu is considered to be male, but obviously the fiend of the ninthe cabbage is much more evil then the great priest, so.....
yea, im still at a loss for an answer to that.
The Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage defies gender. As such, it should not be labeled by its lessers (read: us) with one.
Quote from: limetomThe Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage defies gender. As such, it should not be labeled by its lessers (read: us) with one.
That's what I'm talking aboot!
Diabolic Defiance!
Guys, as a local master of silliness and nonsensical threads...
:blink: I don't get it?
-ElDo
Cabbage?
Quote from: Are you there, God? It's me, ElDoGuys, as a local master of silliness and nonsensical threads...
:blink: I don't get it?
-ElDo
Cabbage?
In cabbage lore, the First Cabbage and the Seven Who Followed are obviously holy and good and full of Vitamins and Ruffage. But then came The Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage, the Corruptor of Cabbages, Spawner of Weevils and Beetles. He is one malignant vegetable, and we of the Cabbage Cabal have sworn to defend brassicas everywhere from his corrupting influence!
Some would say the Ninth Cabbage fiend is a mere myth, a mistranslation of words spoken by St. Ishmayl the Cauliflowered in some Tavern somewhere. But don't you believe it! The Fiend has POWER!! :furious:
Be careful ElDo. The fiend might get just the edge it needs on you if you remain ignorant about it.
When truly desperate, people have been known to exclaim "Holy Cabbage!" :priest: This, however, has not been known to do their case any good. :demon: