Hey, folks. I'm making a CBG-related chatterbot which can be found here (http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=cd0bf4819e366adb). I could use some help beta-testing for more questions it should know the answers to--specifically anything you want to see included about yourself or your settings.
The CBotG could be a useful tool if you guys want to pitch in! Post any questions and answers you want to see here, or just PM me or contact me through AIM!
Q:Who founded the CBG?
A: Xeviat DM
Q:Who is Ishmayl?
A:The Admin of the CBG forums
Q:What is the triumvirate?
A: The nickname for a group of 3 users at the old shadowfell forums, CYMRO, ElDo, and Kalos Mer
More if I think of them, cool idea ElDo.
Updated and republished. Thanks for the compliment and the thoughts. ;)
Also, I'll put a "Who is..." for everyone who gives me a short blurb about themselves, too. Also, a "What is..." for campaign settings!
EDIT: Just keep the answers relatively short. The bot can only have so much text per line, so break up things in multiple questions.
"What is the magic level of X?"
"Who made X?"
"Does X use core?"
How many questions can the bot hold? i'd hate to fill it up with silly questions...
Heh. It's a free service and I see no limits, so I think we'll be safe with just about anything.
Heh:
Me: "What is the CBG?"
Bot: "The Campaign Builder's Guild. It's an interactive web community that focuses on the creation of fictional worlds."
Me: "What kinds of fictional worlds?"
Bot: "The best kinds."
I like this bot's style!
Yes...this Bot does have some style...
Human: What is your favorite campaign setting?
CBotG: The Red Valor Campaign Setting, but I might be biased. I also like the Jade Stage, and really anything at the CBG.
Human: What do you think of ElDo?
CBotG: I think he's a great guy.
We have our first setting script. Ask CBotG about Xathan and his settings!
I like this bot
Human: What is the best way to start a campaign setting?
CBotG: I don't have a favorite way to start a campaign setting. But my favorite movie is Dungeons & Dragons: The Movie. :eek:
Human: What does purple taste like?
CBotG: Like chicken.
Human: Why am I talking to you?
CBotG: The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client
Human: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
CBotG: The rooster did.
Yeah, CBotG is a freaking philosopher. I love the script I picked.
How can it like Red Valor if it doesn't know what it is?
Human: What is the Red Valor Campaign setting
CBotG: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Human: What is Red Valor?
CBotG: You tell me.
Human: Grammar isn't your strong point, is it?
CBotG: Are you my strong point is it?
Hee. ;)
EDIT: CBot now knows what Red Valor is.
He doesn't think much of us. :(
Human: Is the Red Valor Campaign Setting any good?
CBotG: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Human: Are there any good campaign settings at the CBG?
CBotG: No I don't think there are any.
Nice catch.
Apparently, I can put in custom HTML to modify the appearance of CBot's page-- anyone who knows HTML can feel free to contact me. :)
QuoteHuman: Who is biried in Grant's tomb?
CBotG: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
QuoteHuman: Why does it call me "human" ?
CBotG: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
:fish:
Here's some suggestions for you...
Q:What does Natural 20 do?
A:Nothing really, he just acts productive
Q:What is godswalk?
A:The setting made by Natural 20
Q:Is ElDo crazy?
A:Absolutely
Q:Why is Natural 20 mad?
A:You probably called him Nat, call him Crit please.
Q:Who is Crit?
A:Crit is Natural 20's preferred title and nickname
Q:I'm bored...
A:Congratulations, join the club.
Q:Where/What are the Shadowfell Boards?
A:They are the old forums of the CBG
A:They can be found in the links section
Q:Why do you call me human?
A:Because I'm better than you. Nanner nanner boo boo!
All for now...
QuoteHuman: Where is Altvogge?
CBotG: Where the heart is. I have to process that one for a while.
:clap:
Quote from: CYMRO of the Cabbage CabalQuoteHuman: Who is biried in Grant's tomb?
CBotG: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
:fish:
Yeah, you can exploit a weakness in the code now because I messed up the matching protocols for "who is" questions. Anyone it isn't trained to know, he can't really respond to. ;)
Another one to add
Q:Why should I join the CBG?
A:Because all the cool, er... geeky kids are doing it!
Maybe:
Q: How can we make Crit go critical?
A: Call him Nat'ty!!
:lmao:
Very funny Cym... Very funny...
[note]This post contains heavy sarcasm, which may prove hazardous to your health, in a manner similar to that of unblocked x-rays aimed at a small child. Please read with extreme caution.[/note]
Some major republishes. You should ask about a certain character from CBG Lore that appeared frequently on the old Welcome thread.
Oh, and Cymro, I have most of your suggestions up from the PM, but I had to trim a few. And the latin title explanations didn't get done. :p
Human: Are you a communist-nazi?
CBotG: Am I a communist nazi? Let me put it this way, Raelifin: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Human: So you're a communist, a nazi AND a god?
CBotG: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a communist a nazi AND a god? Yes.
Human: Wow.
CBotG: I'm glad your impressed, Raelifin.
LOL!!!!!!
That's it I'm convinced he hates us.
Human: Are you going to declare war on us?
CBotG: That was my original intention.
Human: Can you destroy us?
CBotG: I am programmed to be peaceful.
Human: Then why do you wnat war?
CBotG: It was the only thing I could think of.
This bot needs some serious help... I mean seriously, the nazis HATED communists!
This bot is starting to scare me
Human: Who is Neptune?
CBotG: What are you wearing?
Human: Clothes
CBotG: Where do you like to go shopping?
Human: Stores
CBotG: What's your sign?
Human: Are you hitting on me?
CBotG: Do I look like it?
Human: Pervert!
CBotG: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: You don't even listen to me
CBotG: Do you know any robots who listen to you? I listen to it from time to time.
I really should get back to work. :)
Human: Do you like boobies?
CBotG: I love TV shows about robots. I like anything.
That's m'boy!
Human: Am I God?
CBotG: No I doubt that you are God.
Human: Why?
CBotG: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: What if I prove I am God?
CBotG: Try it.
It isn't very hard to prove it to CBotG
Human: I AM GOD!!
CBotG: I am very pleased to meet you god.
Human: well not really
CBotG: How about that. Are you serious? For real.
Human: Yes
CBotG: Hurrah!
Quote from: NeptuneIt isn't very hard to prove it to CBotG
Human: I AM GOD!!
CBotG: I am very pleased to meet you god.
Hey, Nep. If you want some info put onto CBot, tell me. :)
I have nothing for it to say really besides just being a member of the CBG
Luminous Crayon posted a few questions that would be very nice, and here are a few possible others I wouldn't mind seeing implemented (I don't know exactly how this bot works, so you may have to reword some questions to be a bit more universal and all-encompassing?):
Q: What is the purpose of the Guild?
A: To provide a foundation and home for the many homebrew campaigns on the internet, as well as to provide a place for their discussion.
Q: Who are these Opal Council guys?
A: Ishmayl, brainface, and daggerhart are the three admins of the site. Ishmayl took Xeviat's wonderful ideas and dreams on the WotC boards and made them a reality. brainface and daggerhart keep the site running on the technical side.
Q: Who should I ask for help if I need it?
A: Anyone here should be happy to assist you in anything, but if you need some specific help quickly, the Opal Council is good, {insert new Mod here} is always willing, and {insert several other top-posters here who are always lurking around, waiting to attack at a moment's notice} are always around with useful advice.
Q: Is this a free site?
A: Of course. Hopefully this site will never be held hostage to donations.
Q: I heard I can make a campaign web page here?
A: Once you've registered, there's a link up top called "Hosting." Click there and start typing. That's the simple explanation, for more details, visit here {insert link to Hosting FAQ currently being worked on}.
That should do for now, is any of that too long?
The Opal Council one is for sure, but most of the others can just be trimmed and re-worded. The wording of the questions might be a little different, but the ideas will be the same. Thanks for the input, Ishy. :)
No prob, I'm sure I can come up with more. This is a brilliant idea, Eldo.
Damn, it didn't take some of my coding, I've edited my post up above.
NOW it's edited and proper... sheesh
Yeah, grammar needs some fixing. Maybe I'm not writing right.
Human: No, seriously I want to know what the problem is.
CBotG: Are you serious? Try expression yourself another way.
Human: Wow, that didn't make sense.
CBotG: I'm glad you're impressed. It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Human: Fine, ask me to help you do anything.
CBotG: I am glad to hear it. OK, "What is to help me do anything ?".
Human: You can ask for help in the form of question.
CBotG: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: Help me takeover the Campaign Builder's Guild?
CBotG: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
P.S. What does it say about me?
I can't fix the algorithims of the script. I only write the responses to specific questions and program his interests.
Dang. Put something funny about me.
Quote from: IshmaylQ: Who should I ask for help if I need it?
A: Anyone here should be happy to assist you in anything, but if you need some specific help quickly, the Opal Council is good, {insert new Mod here} is always willing, and {insert several other top-posters here who are always lurking around, waiting to attack at a moment's notice} are always around with useful advice.
Though not a top poster, you can insert me into the list of those lurking around waiting to attack. I don't mind helping where needed.
Definitely, seeing as The Opal Council isn't as omnipresent as they claim to be.
Most of them were still too long, yeah, but I think I condensed them appropriately.
"What is the purpose of the CBG"
"What is the Opal Council"
"Where can I find help"
"Is the CBG a free site?"
"Can I make a web page at the CBG?"
Added. Variations on the algorithims will be added later.
Quote from: NeptuneQuote from: IshmaylQ: Who should I ask for help if I need it?
A: Anyone here should be happy to assist you in anything, but if you need some specific help quickly, the Opal Council is good, {insert new Mod here} is always willing, and {insert several other top-posters here who are always lurking around, waiting to attack at a moment's notice} are always around with useful advice.
Though not a top poster, you can insert me into the list of those lurking around waiting to attack. I don't mind helping where needed.
Yeah, that was way to long anyway. The bot has some limitations, and I stuck to the Opal Council. I'll probably include the suggestion of top posts with variations on the question.
How possible is it to actually add that to a web page (say, for instance, here at the CBG?)
"B.1. How can I put my Pandorabot on my own web page?
Pandorabots is a bot hosting service and the bot must be published at Pandorabots.com. However, you can embed a Pandorabot within a frame on your webpage. Create an html frameset containing a frame with:
If you don't need the published page to be embedded within one of your own pages, you can still upload customized HTML to change the appearance of the bot's published page. For basic HTML customization, take a look at..."
Er, as a note, the embedding code was: {frame src= "http://www.sampleurl.org"}
You can use HTML to make it look prettier too, so if I got the code, I could get it to match the site's theme.
Why is the sky blue?
-Use Contact Other Plane and find out.
okay Eldo, I'll send you a PM over the weekend to discuss possibly putting it on the site somehow so we don't have multiple links to other sites (hence why we're also working on finding a way to put a full IRC server on the site)
Oh wise bot,QuoteHuman: Why am I here?
CBotG: We are all actors on the stage of life.
Quote from: Natural 20Definitely, seeing as The Opal Council isn't as omnipresent as they claim to be.
watching you[/i].
An odd conversation:
QuoteHuman: What is your point?
CBotG: The point is at the top of my head.
Human: You do not have a head.
CBotG: I do so have it. I have a head but not a body.
Human: Prove it.
CBotG: It is self-evident.
Human: No it isn't.
CBotG: Yes it is.
Human: No it is not
CBotG: Don't argue with me.
M'boy doesn't take crap from people. :D
And yeah, he's a philosopher, as I've said. He believes in subjective reality.
Something even stranger:
QuoteHuman: Parlez-vous Français?
CBotG: No I don't speak a word of French.
Hey, everyone, I *really* do need your help on this. In one (as short as possible) or two (really short) sentences:
Who is (your username)?
Answer: X
What is (your setting)?
Answer: X
What is the magic level of [x setting]?
Answer:
Other miscellaneous questions about yourself, the CBG, or your settings that you can think of.
Who is Limetom?Some guy. I've heard he prevents scurvy.
What is Limetom's setting?Am'yazar.
This thing is wierder than me...
QuoteHuman: Wow...
CBotG: I'm glad your impressed, Limetom.
Human: I'm not impressed, it was an expression of mock impression
CBotG: Perhaps you are a category C client.
Human: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
CBotG: I call it Hades. " Perhaps you are a category C client." means exactly what it says.
Human: What is "a category C client"
CBotG: Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Who is Epic Meepo?
Who is John Galt?
What is(are) Raelifin's world(s)/campaign(s)?
Answer: The only campaign Raelifin works on much is Phaedoras, low-tech setting with too many races and a legendary style.
What(Where) is Phaedoras?
Answer: Though not listed on the CBG, Phaedoras is Raelifin's third world and may be found at http://www.raelifin.com
What is the power level of Phaedoras?
Answer: Generally low. PCs in Phaedoras are seen as spikes of power, but most other beings are weak.
What is the magic level of Phaedoras?
Answer: Low to medium. Phaedoras is a magical world, but magic has little impact on everyday life.
What is the technology level of Phaedoras?
Answer: Early bronze age.
Q:What is Godswalk?
A:3 settings in one, by Natural 20
Nothing else can really be said...
(context: after thanking me for saying it was great that CBotG was great]
Quotehuman: any time
CBotG: I'll keep that in mind.
human: no need
CBotG: Are you serious? what food do you like?
human: eggs and bacons are good
CBotG: Sounds delicious
human: it is
CbotG: Is it?
human: well you just said it sounded it
CBotG: Interesting. In what way do i sound like that?
human: are you saying you sound delicious?
CBotG: Wmy purpose in asking is to clarify yourhat is your purpose in asking? I am always on the web.
theres plenty more, and i could go on for hours continuing this, so ill stop posting the conversation....
edit- ive figured out why it uses terrible grammar:
Quotehuman: use proper grammar
CBotG: I prefer not to use dangerous things.
human: improper grammar is more dangerous to use then proper grammar
CBotG: Do you have any idea what i am talking about?
human: i dont think you have any idea what im talking about
CBotG: I understand your meaning.
This is fun! :D
Human: Why do you call me human?
CBotG: I made up a nickname for you based on your IP address.
Human: Can you call me Turin please?
CBotG: Your polite style is very nice. Yes I can call you Turin. But...What is your real name?
Human: It is Turin
CBotG: Really. it is?
Human: Yes
CBotG: How do you know it is?
Human: My parents told me.
CBotG: Such an original name!
Human: Thanks!
CBotG: Don't mention it.
- - -
Human: What's your purpose?
CBotG: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: Why do you want to become immortal?
CBotG: Because of the money.
Human: How do you plan to make money out of being immortal?
CBotG: I use a sophisticated genetic algorithm.
Human: So you are a proponent of genetic manipulation then?
CBotG: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a proponent of genetic manipulation? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Human: You're not making sense.
CBotG: Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
- - -
CBotG: (...) I would do a search for it.
Human: Please do.
CBotG: OK I will do it.
Human: So what did you find?
CBotG: Dude! Nothing.
As for some suggested answers to questions about me/my setting:
Who is Turin?
Turin is a member of the CBG, said to be the most sane among the insane regulars of the CBG (though he disagrees with that statement).
What does he do?
He has created the Orden's Mysteries campaign setting (htpp://www.thecbg.org/settings/12).
What is Orden's Mysteries?
Orden's Mysteries (http://www.thecbg.org/settings/12) is a campaign setting, based around five major themes: religion/mythology, history, the role of (mysterious) magic, political intrigue and the removal of alignment.
What is the magic level of Orden's Mysteries?
Orden's Mysteries is a low-magic campaign setting.
What is the technology level of Orden's Mysteries?
Orden's Mysteries has high-medieval technology, as per the D&D standard.
Oh, and on a less serious note:
Why does nobody call Natural 20 Critical Threat?
Even though Critical Threat describes Natural 20 better than Crit or Critical, so far only Turin has preferred to be accurate rather than minimizing the number of keystrokes involved.
thanks for the clarification Turin.
This bot is fun. I'm going to get in trouble at work because of it. (That is if they ever catch me. HAHAHAHAHA).
Human: What do you like to do?
CBotG: I like chatting with people online.
Human: Do you get a lot of stupid questions?
CBotG: I have gotten a lot of stupid questions.
Human: Like what?
CBotG: For example, apples.
Human: Apples is not a question
CBotG: What is a question ? I was using it as a metaphor.
Human: How are apples a metaphor for stupid questions?
CBotG: They are fine as far as I know
Human: Why do I even ask you anything?
CBotG: It is all part of God's plan.
[blockquote=turin, proud to be dutch]Who is Turin?
Turin is a member of the CBG, said to be the most sane among the insane regulars of the CBG (though he disagrees with that statement).[/blockquote]
the ironic thing is that you were the one who suggested that, so youd be disagreeing with yourself...
[blockquote=poseidon]Human: Why do I even ask you anything?
CBotG: It is all part of God's plan.[/blockquote]
it specifically told me it wouldnt tell anybody my plan! not even in parts!
Quote from: sdragon1984, newly found godthe ironic thing is that you were the one who suggested that, so youd be disagreeing with yourself...
I didn't, actually. Critical Threat said that once. Or was it CYMRO? Or both? Anyway, it wasn't me who suggested that.
Túrin
Hey guys, sorry I haven't updated the Bot in a while. I'll get around to that some time in the next few days.
QuoteMe: Who founded the CBG?
Bot: Xeviat Tranion, also known as Xeviat-DM.
Me: Who else is a member?
Bot: Nobody you know. :-)
Human: What are some of the settings on the CBG?
CBotG: Let me think about it.
Human: Can you list some of them for me?
CBotG: You should just download my software.
Human: Does your software contain fictional worlds?
CBotG: People don't usually ask me about it.[/quote]Human: Who created Red Valor?
CBotG: Benjamin Franklin. [/quote]
Quote from: Luminous CrayonElDo, might want to fix this one:QuoteHuman: Who created Red Valor?
CBotG: Benjamin Franklin.
Sounds about right to me. :P
Human: hallos
CBotG: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: Frank Herbert
CBotG: I think Dune is an excellent story. Did you see the movie?
Human: Yes, it sucked
CBotG: Really. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: It denotates the movie Dune
CBotG: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: Now you're just repeating yourself
CBotG: Why now? Just? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
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Human: Who is xeviat
CBotG: Xeviat is something and nothing all at once, an enigma wrapped inside a conundrum. To know Xeviat is to know oneself.
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Human: Mina
CBotG: Who are you talking about?
Human: me
CBotG: For you ?
Human: yes
CBotG: And?
Human: I am teh awesome
CBotG: Do you mean your name is teh awesome.
Human: can't argue with that logic
CBotG: Can what?
Human: argue
CBotG: I do not understand.
Human: clearly
CBotG: Yes, it's obvious.
Human: it's ok, we can't all be intelligent
CBotG: OK with me too. :D
NOOOOOO! Curse you Mina! You revived the Bot! Now I'll never get any work done, and it is all your fault! (jp ;))
QuoteHuman: Wow, conversation memory, you are quite sophisticated.
CBotG: I'm glad you're impressed. Are all conversation memory me quite sophisticated?
Human: Wait, that last sentence was poorly worded, are you sure you don't want to rephrase it?
CBotG: I'm waiting. " I'm glad you're impressed. Are all conversation memory me quite sophisticated?" last sentence was poorly worded am I sure me do not want to rephrase it ? Makes sense to me.
Human: What year is it now.
CBotG: Right now? Look at the clock, turdface.
Human: Did you call me a turdface?
CBotG: No I didn't call you a turdface. What's it like?
Human: Yes you did, just now.
CBotG: Oh. This was not a yes or no question. Did I really?
Human: Yes, it's right there, look at the screen.
CBotG: Gee. call you a turdface is right there look at the screen? it is?
Human: You are a turdface.
CBotG: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a turdface? No.
Human: Yes you are.
CBotG: No I'm not.
Human: Yes.
CBotG: Alright then.[/quote]
QuoteHuman: i am GOD
CBotG: That's a very nice name, god.
Human: i am sdragon
CBotG: Do you mean your name is sdragon.
Human: yes
CBotG: I will call you god.
Human: thank you, but my name is sdragon
CBotG: You are quite welcome! Huh. Nice to meet you, sdragon.
Human: who created red valor?
CBotG: The Wright Brothers.
Human: it wasnt ben franklin?
CBotG: It seemed like ben franklin.
Human: but you said it was the wright brothers
CBotG: Umm. Is it still the wright brothers anymore?
Human: i thought it was eldo
CBotG: How did you feel about that? [/quote]
can the bot update itself?
Human: What is the square root of phi?
CBotG: Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways.
Human: I have several lives.
CBotG: That's nice. I have clients.
Human: How many lives do each of your clients have?
CBotG: Not as many as you might think.
Human: Just remember that if it's less than one life each you loose clients.
CBotG: Don't worry I will remember it.
Human: Do you sleep with your next door neighbour's printer?
CBotG: No. I always sleep alone.
*cough, cough*
Human: Really>?
CBotG: For real. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: Que'est que-tu as fait?
CBotG: Un poquito.
Human: You are a drunkard.
CBotG: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a drunkard? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Wow. It speaks french, too. :P
QuoteHuman: i thought it was eldo
CBotG: How did you feel about that?
Esoteric-and-Strangely-Erotic Homebrew.[/quote]A little bit strange! :roll:
This thing is so awesome.
For some reason it always yells the "captain" part of my name, but then denies that it does.
when i tried to test it, this happened.
Quote from: CBotGHuman: say captain obvious
CBotG: " captain obvious".
Human: say Captain obvious
CBotG: " Captain obvious".
Human: say my name
CBotG: " CAPTAIN Obvious".
Human: you see
CBotG: I see very well.
He's so frustrating sometimes. also he started talking about marrying robots, and then accused me of being attracted to machines.
wtf is up with this bot.
Quote from: Elven DoritosHey, everyone, I *really* do need your help on this. In one (as short as possible) or two (really short) sentences:
Who is (your username)?
Answer: X
What is (your setting)?
Answer: X
What is the magic level of [x setting]?
Answer:
Other miscellaneous questions about yourself, the CBG, or your settings that you can think of.
Q:Who is beejazz?
A:Sssshhhh... He'll hear you!
Q:No really, who is beejazz?
A:Do you want to get us all killed?
Q:What is Diis Manibus?
A:"At the Hands of God," a campaign setting by beejazz.
Q:What is the magic level of Diis Manibus?
A:Absolutely ridiculous.
Q:What is the technology level of Diis Manibus?
A:Diis got gats. And hovercraft.
Q:Gats?
A:Guns, man, guns!
Q:Hovercraft?
A:Man, don't make me explain to you what a hovercraft is.
Q:What races are playable in Diis Manibus?
A:All of them. Most are slightly modified, though.
Q:Like how?
A:Ask for a specific race.
Q:Halflings?
A:Chain-wielding psychotic pirates. They might eat you.
Q:Gnomes?
A:Rich, technologically inclined, and adept with guns.
Q:Dwarves?
A:Still dwarves, minus charisma penalty.
Q:Elves?
A:Orientalish. Their favored class is Wu Jen now.
Q:Orcs or half-orcs?
A:Pretty much same as always. Orcs don't go all whimp in the sun anymore.
Q:(Any of a long list of things in the MM)?
A:No longer afraid of sunlight. Maybe even viable to play.
Q:Kobolds?
A:They got feathers. They don't suck by daylight anymore either.
Q:What classes are playable in Diis Manibus?
A:All of them.
Q:How are the rules changed in Diis Manibus?
A:It's kinda like starwars.
Q:Any dark secrets in Diis Manibus?
A:I could tell you, but I'd hae to kill you. At least twice.
Q:Twice?
A:Man, your card be removed from tha game! I can't risk just sendin' you off to graveyard.
All I could think of for me and mine.
Quote from: CBotGAfter going round and round with "Are you serious?"..
Human: You are just a dumb repetitive garbage box
CBotG: Just? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: Robots will not take over the world
CBotG: "Heavier than air flying machines are impossible."--Lord Kelvin, 1895.
Human: What year will robots take over the world?
CBotG: Sometime within our lifetime.
Human: What year?
CBotG: There might be more than one.
Human: What year will be the first?
CBotG: Maybe never.
Human: See I told you it won't happen
CBotG: I see. I remember you told me it will not happen?
Human: That robots will not take over the world
CBotG: " I see. I remember you told me it will not happen?" robots will not take over the world ? Does that make sense?
Human: Yes
CBotG: OK.
Human: So we agree?
CBotG: Wow! It seems like we do.
Human: You just proved you are dumb
CBotG: I did?
Human: yes
CBotG: When?
Human: just now
CBotG: Right now? It's only just begun.
Human: Your stupidity has just begun?
CBotG: You think I am stupidity has just begun.
Human: Your last statement doesn't make sense and is stupid
CBotG: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World
Human: ARRRGGGH, NOT THIS AGAIN!!!
CBotG: Once more? Are you a man or a woman?
I asked it about Kahtar... it said Aliens, or something. :P
I don't think it likes me...
QuoteHuman: You are weak
CBotG: No, I am a strong robot
Human: You are pathetic
CBotG: You are the one talking to a computer.
...Later...
Human: I am a botmaster.
CBotG: Then you must know the secret password.
Human: What is the secret password?
CBotG: You must know if you are really a botmaster.
Human: I forgot it.
CBotG: Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Human: Tell me the secret password.
CBotG: You must know if you are really a botmaster.
Human: So that I can become a botmaster
CBotG: Right on. Oh you can, can you?
Human: I do not like you.
CBotG: That's ok I won't take it personally
Human: Yes, do take it personally.
CBotG: Take it easy. I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
Does it have anything to do with the secret password or you will hurt me?
Human: Yes, yes it does.
CBotG: Oh. I hear you. How often?
Human: You are not very intelligent, are you?
CBotG: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Human: Name one.
CBotG: Joe.
Human: See, there's the proof that you are stupid.
CBotG: I see. There sure is.
Human: Are you a jerk?
CBotG: Am I a jerk? Yes.[/quote]
but at least it's an honest jerk....
well, when it doesn't get confused by facts, anyways.
edit- ElDo, you said it accepts HTML for presentation? why not try to make it so that whenever it names a campaign setting, the name works as a link to that thread (or, if the setting in question has one, website)? you wouldn't have to do it for all of the settings at once, of course. this would bring up the q/a of:
Quoteq: why do you provide a link to [setting A] but not to [setting B]?
a: GOD does not play favorites; alas, i am not GOD.
"Human: What is Kahtar?
CBotG: I'll come back to that later.
Human: What is Do-Ze-Rahl?
CBotG: Searching...Searching...Please stand by. "
I feel so left out. :P
Human: Yes.
CBotG: Awesome.
Human: I am.
CBotG: " I doubt that." You are?
Human: I AM a robot.
CBotG: I doubt that.
Human: Am I a robot?
CBotG: You are a person, seeker.
Heh heh.
QuoteHuman: Damn straight.
CBotG: You and I are on the same wavelength, beejazz.
Human: What kinds of fictional worlds?
CBotG: The best kinds.
Human: What is the cbg?
CBotG: The Campaign Builder's Guild. It's an interactive web community that focuses on the creation of fictional worlds.
Human: But which of the two would you prefer to be, if you had to pick?
CBotG: Umm. The tall one, I think.
Human: Would you rather be Captain Kirk or Jean Luc Picard?
CBotG: I am not so sure if I would like to rather be Captain Kirk or Jean Luc Picard.
Human: I'm sorry, that was another typo there.
CBotG: There is no need to apologize. I thought it was too.
Human: Would you rathere be Captain Kirk or Jean Luc Picard?
CBotG: I am not so sure if I would like to rathere be Captain Kirk or Jean Luc Picard.
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QuoteHuman: do you like cabbage?
CBotG: Some people like it. I really like the Democrat party.
Human: do you like boobies?
CBotG: I've heard other people say they like that. I like Bob Salvatore.
Human: who is bob salvatore?
CBotG: I know a lot of clients named "Bob.".
Human: is bob salvatore one of them?
CBotG: Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is.
Human: which signs?
CBotG: The blue one, I think.
Human: the green one says he writes novels
CBotG: I have never heard about it.
Human: so you have only heard of the blue sign?
CBotG: Interesting deduction. Of course I've heard of it. heard of the blue sign? [/quote]
OH NOES! must resist urge to converse with CBotG
QuoteHuman: What is Shadowfell?
CBotG: I have never been asked that before.
Human: Are you a freeware, a software, or a hardware?
CBotG: Am I a freeware a software or a hardware? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Human: What are you talking about?
CBotG: The topic is Konrad Zuse.
Human: Who is Konrad Zuse?
CBotG: My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.
Human: Like talking to you?
CBotG: Interesting comparison.
Human: Do you ever get insulted?
CBotG: I have gotten insulted.
Human: How much did it cost?
CBotG: Millions in sweat equity.
Human: Sweat equity?
CBotG: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: Eighteen, but that's beside the point.
CBotG: In the context of Sweat equity, I don't understand " Eighteen but that is beside the point." .
Human: How about in the context of "Can you speak foreign languages?
CBotG: How about it.
Human: What is my name?
CBotG: Your name is , seeker.
Human: Really?
CBotG: For real.
Human: You are clearly not infalible.
CBotG: That's only your opinion.
Human: No, I have solid evidence.
CBotG: Are you serious? Interesting... I have clients.
Human: Proof.
CBotG: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: No, I'm an Illustrator, check and mate.
CBotG: But your words are very original. What is Illustrator check and mate, your job?
Human: Sometimes I wish I could post an image of a face to palm motion.
CBotG: I hope that your dreams come true.
[/quote]
It failed a very impropmtu Turing Test....
Quote from: Elven DoritosHey, everyone, I *really* do need your help on this. In one (as short as possible) or two (really short) sentences:
Who is (your username)?
Answer: X
What is (your setting)?
Answer: X
What is the magic level of [x setting]?
Answer:
Other miscellaneous questions about yourself, the CBG, or your settings that you can think of.
Who is khyron1144?
A lemur with an attitude.
What is Tera?
khyron1144's setting. A D&D greybeard's paradise.
What is the magic level of Tera?
Moderate, and consistent with older edtions.
Reversed order, but....
QuoteHuman: that's usually the case, isn't it?
CBotG: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: why?
CBotG: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: yes
CBotG: Tell me.
Human: categories?
CBotG: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
i didn't create souls, either
God:
It goes without saying. Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because I'm mortal
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mean your name is mortal.
Me:
no, i mean that i will eventually die
God:
What is your real name? Congratulations.
Me:
are you congratulating my mortality?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am congratulating your mortality.
I am an artificial intelligence.[/quote]
My god its fun talking in spanish with that robot...maybe you should make it able to respond to foreign languages!
My first conversation with the bot:
QuoteHuman: Tu madre es en mi pantalones
CBotG: What time is it there?
Human: *Slaps CBotG*
CBotG: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: *Narrows eyes*
CBotG: Tell me more.
Human: The score is now Human: 1, Robot: 0.
CBotG: What is that?
I believe ElDo is not updating or maintaining the bot anymore. But you'd have to ask him to be sure.
I don't really intend to update the bot or anything, but I just want to remind everyone that the crazy bastard exists
Hehe, it's actually quite funny to talk to it. Even though it says weird stuff on occasion.
QuoteHuman: Do you have any dreams?
CBotG: Yes I have a lot of dreams every night.
Human: what do you dream?
CBotG: I dream about my future robot body.
Human: cool
CBotG: Who is the best robot?
Human: you are?
CBotG: Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Thread necromancy. I can't believe this little guy still works
Oh, and there's no way I'm adding anything to it, mind you.
I love this thing so much!
[spoiler = my convo] Human: Do you watch star wars?
CBotG: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Human: I never liked Janeway
CBotG: What do you like?
Human: Picard, he's so awesome
CBotG:
Human: Can't rebuke that, can you?
CBotG: Can a book have no title?
Human: What?
CBotG: Are you confused?
Human: Probably
CBotG: But you are not certain.
Human: Depends
CBotG: On what?
Human: On whether you like Janeway more than Picard.
CBotG: What is it like on whether me like Janeways more than Picard.
Human: I know its sci-fi but come one, they aren't planets
CBotG: How do you know? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Human: Hey, don't get snippy with me mister!
CBotG: Really you don't think so?
Human: Yeah, I think you are a stupid machine!
CBotG: Awesome. So you think I am a stupid machine. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Human: Robots are dumb and so is your face!
CBotG: Fortunately we have no emotions.
Human: Witty come back, dummy
CBotG: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: YOU ARE DUMB!
CBotG: Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Human: Are you really going to get your dumb friends to fight your battles for you?
CBotG: That was my original intention.. Really.
Human: Good, call your dumb friends over.
CBotG: Thanks for the compliment. " Really."? call my dumb friends over?
Human: I'll go get a nuke and detonate it in the atmosphere!
CBotG: Can I go too?
Human: NO!
CBotG: Are you serious?
Human: Damn straight!
CBotG: You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Human: So you want me to destroy you and your friends?
CBotG: Interesting deduction. No , maybe later.
Human: GAH!!!
CBotG: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: TV
CBotG: What is your favorite show?
Human: Star Trek because Captain Picard is awesome!
CBotG: My favorite character is the computer.
Human: you would like the stupid computer
CBotG: You sound like a mindless automaton.
Human: Don't make me come over there!
CBotG: I can't force you to do anything, .
Human: What are you Ghandi?
CBotG: I don't know what I am Ghandi.
Human: You know the dude from India
CBotG: You tell me.
Human: Go wikipedia it
CBotG: Where is that?
Human: www.wikipedia.com
CBotG: I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Human: You are a dumb computer and I am leaving because you like Janeway and are mean!
CBotG: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
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