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June 09, 2006, 04:17:49 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Túrin
If you can think of a silly smiley panorama, post it here, for this thread is devoted to...

...1... :envy: ...2... :envy: ...3... :envy: ...4... :envy: ...5... :envy: ...6... :envy: ...7... :envy: ...8... :envy: ...9! :chase:

...the Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage!  He's mean, he's green, he wants your soul!

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CYMRO

#1
June 09, 2006, 04:22:39 PM
What's that smell?
Oh no! The fiend is using his gas weapon against us!

But at least he keeps us regular.
 :horse:

Epic Meepo

#2
June 09, 2006, 04:39:22 PM
Quote from: CYMROWhat's that smell?
Oh no! The fiend is using his gas weapon against us!

:sick: :puke: :sick:  
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CYMRO

#3
June 09, 2006, 06:41:12 PM
Not just a fiendish cabbage, but a singing one as well...

I ain't got no body...

 :eew:

Epic Meepo

#4
June 09, 2006, 07:04:13 PM
Suspecting the great fiend to be alone and helpless, the people of the mortal realm assembled an adventuring party to take him down...

:knight: :cyborg: :samurai: :priest: :crazy: :batman: :bigguns: :afro:  :bag:

But little did they realize, the ninth member of their party, the mysterious stranger in the paper bag disguise was none other than...

 :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :demon:

...the Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage in his Red Cabbage Form!
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CYMRO

#5
June 09, 2006, 07:11:25 PM
:explode:  :ribbon: :eew:

Beware the emmissions of the Red Cabbage Template, for they can overcome even DR/Adamantine!  

SDragon

#6
June 11, 2006, 01:14:30 AM
im not good with smiley panoramas, so i made an ascii to please the fiendish fiend of the ninth cabbage.....

hopefully he(?) will like my rendition of...... (him?)
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CYMRO

#7
June 11, 2006, 09:27:06 AM
Quotehopefully he(?) will like my rendition of...... (him?)

Important philosophical point: can we or should we assign a gender role to a creature as transcendant, and evil, as the Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage?

SDragon

#8
June 11, 2006, 06:08:01 PM
i would say that cthulhu is considered to be male, but obviously the fiend of the ninthe cabbage is much more evil then the great priest, so.....

yea, im still at a loss for an answer to that.
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Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
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Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


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PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
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Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
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limetom

#9
June 11, 2006, 06:12:20 PM
The Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage defies gender.  As such, it should not be labeled by its lessers (read: us) with one.

CYMRO

#10
June 11, 2006, 06:18:05 PM
Quote from: limetomThe Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage defies gender.  As such, it should not be labeled by its lessers (read: us) with one.

That's what I'm talking aboot!
Diabolic Defiance!

Elven Doritos

#11
June 11, 2006, 06:54:45 PM
Guys, as a local master of silliness and nonsensical threads...


:blink: I don't get it?

-ElDo

Cabbage?
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

CYMRO

#12
June 11, 2006, 07:03:30 PM
Quote from: Are you there, God? It's me, ElDoGuys, as a local master of silliness and nonsensical threads...


:blink: I don't get it?

-ElDo

Cabbage?


In cabbage lore, the First Cabbage and the Seven Who Followed are obviously holy and good and full of Vitamins and Ruffage.  But then came The Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage, the Corruptor of Cabbages, Spawner of Weevils and Beetles.  He is one malignant vegetable, and we of the Cabbage Cabal have sworn to defend brassicas everywhere from his corrupting influence!


Some would say the Ninth Cabbage fiend is a mere myth, a mistranslation of words spoken by St. Ishmayl the Cauliflowered in some Tavern somewhere.  But don't you believe it!  The Fiend has POWER!! :furious:

Túrin

#13
June 13, 2006, 08:33:17 AM
Be careful ElDo. The fiend might get just the edge it needs on you if you remain ignorant about it.

When truly desperate, people have been known to exclaim "Holy Cabbage!" :priest: This, however, has not been known to do their case any good. :demon:
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