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August 16, 2006, 12:41:22 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by CYMRO of the TRUE Cabbage Ca


Obviously, the Cabbage stands as the pre-eminent vegetable in the pantheon of plant foodstuffs.
But of the lesser leeks, legumes, and the like, what is your favorite?  
Do not be afraid to offer more praise to the divine Cabbage, of course.

Túrin

#1
August 16, 2006, 12:44:26 PM
Oh Cabbage, thou art so kool in thy Cabbageness that no other vegetable can stand in thy shadow. Let's all sing along now, to appease its worshipfulness the Cabbage.

We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool! (repeat to infinity)
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"Then shall the last battle be gathered on the fields of Valinor. In that day Tulkas shall strive with Melko, and on his right shall stand Fionwe and on his left Turin Turambar, son of Hurin, Conqueror of Fate; and it shall be the black sword of Turin that deals unto Melko his death and final end; and so shall the Children of Hurin and all men be avenged." - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Shaping of Middle-Earth

CYMRO

#2
August 16, 2006, 12:48:16 PM
Everyone join in!!!

We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!

Numinous

#3
August 16, 2006, 12:56:07 PM
Quote from: 9pxWe love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool![/size]

We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!

We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
Previously: Natural 20, Critical Threat, Rose of Montague
- Currently working on: The Smoking Hills - A bottom-up, seat-of-my-pants, fairy tale adventure!

CYMRO

#4
August 16, 2006, 01:10:41 PM
And we shall go forth (or fifth if we are running late) and build a monastery (though women will be welcome, nay even encouraged to join) and we shall be the Brothers (and Sisters) of Kool.
And it shall be good!


Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!

Túrin

#5
August 16, 2006, 01:23:31 PM
Oh yes it shall be good. And remember, children, that infinity is very big, so to repeat to infinity means repeating a very long time.

Wij houden van Kool! Wij houden van Kool! Wij kunnen geen dag leven zonder Kool!
Wij houden van Kool! Wij houden van Kool! Wij kunnen geen dag leven zonder Kool!
Wij houden van Kool! Wij houden van Kool! Wij kunnen geen dag leven zonder Kool!
Wij houden van Kool! Wij houden van Kool! Wij kunnen geen dag leven zonder Kool!
Wij houden van Kool! Wij houden van Kool! Wij kunnen geen dag leven zonder Kool!

Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!

We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
Proud owner of a Golden Dorito Award
My setting Orden's Mysteries is no longer being updated


"Then shall the last battle be gathered on the fields of Valinor. In that day Tulkas shall strive with Melko, and on his right shall stand Fionwe and on his left Turin Turambar, son of Hurin, Conqueror of Fate; and it shall be the black sword of Turin that deals unto Melko his death and final end; and so shall the Children of Hurin and all men be avenged." - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Shaping of Middle-Earth

Ishmayl-Retired

#6
August 16, 2006, 04:27:00 PM
I wonder if the cabbage knows
He is less lovely than the Rose;
Or does he squat in smug content,
A source of noble nourishment;
Or if he pities for her sins
The Rose who has no vitamins;
Or if the one thing his green heart knows --
That self-same fire that warms the Rose?
-Anonymous
!turtle Ishmayl, Overlord of the CBG

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For finite types, like human beings, getting the mind around the concept of infinity is tough going.  Apparently, the same is true for cows.

CYMRO

#7
August 16, 2006, 08:32:26 PM
Quote from: IshmaylI wonder if the cabbage knows
He is less lovely than the Rose;
Or does he squat in smug content,
A source of noble nourishment;
Or if he pities for her sins
The Rose who has no vitamins;
Or if the one thing his green heart knows --
That self-same fire that warms the Rose?
-Anonymous


Truly, the Cabbage has sympathy for the rose, for are not rosehips a decent source of vitamin C?
And who doesn't like rose petal sandwiches* on a hot July afternoon with their cabbage salad?



*I actually have a recipe for this. :yumm:

snakefing

#8
August 16, 2006, 08:59:41 PM
The time has come, the walrus said,
to speak of many things.
Of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax,
of c*bb*ges and kings.

Of course, c*bb*ges and kings is somewhat redundant, for truly it is King of Vegetables. But otherwise a nice verse.
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My Unitarian Jihad name is: The Dagger of the Short Path.
And no, I don't understand it.

CYMRO

#9
August 16, 2006, 09:52:32 PM
Well done, snakefing!  



Wij houden van Kool! Wij houden van Kool! Wij kunnen geen dag leven zonder Kool!
Wij houden van Kool! Wij houden van Kool! Wij kunnen geen dag leven zonder Kool!
Wij houden van Kool! Wij houden van Kool! Wij kunnen geen dag leven zonder Kool!
Wij houden van Kool! Wij houden van Kool! Wij kunnen geen dag leven zonder Kool!
Wij houden van Kool! Wij houden van Kool! Wij kunnen geen dag leven zonder Kool!
Wij houden van Kool! Wij houden van Kool! Wij kunnen geen dag leven zonder Kool!
Wij houden van Kool! Wij houden van Kool! Wij kunnen geen dag leven zonder Kool!

Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!
Amamis brassica! Amamis brassica! Non deis nescimus vivere foris brassica!

We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!
We love Kool! We love Kool! No day can we live without Kool!

Nous aimons le chou ! Nous aimons le chou ! Aucun jour ne peut nous vivent sans chou !
Nous aimons le chou ! Nous aimons le chou ! Aucun jour ne peut nous vivent sans chou !
Nous aimons le chou ! Nous aimons le chou ! Aucun jour ne peut nous vivent sans chou !
Nous aimons le chou ! Nous aimons le chou ! Aucun jour ne peut nous vivent sans chou !
Nous aimons le chou ! Nous aimons le chou ! Aucun jour ne peut nous vivent sans chou !
Nous aimons le chou ! Nous aimons le chou ! Aucun jour ne peut nous vivent sans chou !
Nous aimons le chou ! Nous aimons le chou ! Aucun jour ne peut nous vivent sans chou !

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Numinous

#10
August 16, 2006, 09:56:46 PM
I just realised where the CBG can get it's funds!  Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage t-shirts!  Cheap to make, sell them high, and no self-respecting membeer of the guild would be without it!  Who's with me!?
Previously: Natural 20, Critical Threat, Rose of Montague
- Currently working on: The Smoking Hills - A bottom-up, seat-of-my-pants, fairy tale adventure!

CYMRO

#11
August 16, 2006, 10:00:39 PM
Quote from: Natural 20I just realised where the CBG can get it's funds!  Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage t-shirts!  Cheap to make, sell them high, and no self-respecting membeer of the guild would be without it!  Who's with me!?


YES!

SDragon

#12
August 16, 2006, 10:09:16 PM
my gramma used to be wonderful at cooking cabbage... her boiled cabbage and potatoes were excellent with a splash of vinegar :)

on the shirts.... why wouldnt any of us buy one? a single breastpocket on a white shirt- CBG logo on the pocket- and on the back, a cartoonish cabbage ("9" written on one leaf), with an equally cartoonish "fiend" hiding behind it.

if absolutely nothing else, we could use it for any situations where one of us might run into another....
[spoiler=My Projects]
Xiluh
Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
Diceless Universal Game System (DUGS)
[/spoiler][spoiler=Merits I Have Earned]
divine power
last poster in the dragons den for over 24 hours award
Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


[/spoiler][spoiler=Books I Own]
D&D/d20:
PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
LizardKing
LK
Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
[/spoiler]

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CYMRO

#13
August 16, 2006, 10:14:54 PM
And cafepress.com will do t-shirts.  Though I am not sure about pocketed ones.

SDragon

#14
August 16, 2006, 10:17:20 PM
if we cant get the pocket, we cant get the pocket.... but if we can, i think itd be cool.
[spoiler=My Projects]
Xiluh
Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
Diceless Universal Game System (DUGS)
[/spoiler][spoiler=Merits I Have Earned]
divine power
last poster in the dragons den for over 24 hours award
Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


[/spoiler][spoiler=Books I Own]
D&D/d20:
PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
LizardKing
LK
Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
[/spoiler]

Before you accept advice from this post, remember that the poster has 0 ranks in knowledge (the hell I'm talking about)
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