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Started by Wensleydale, September 05, 2006, 11:34:25 AM

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Darkxarth

[ooc]
Quote from: brainfaceI suspect i'm about to get a reminder. :D
Quite probably.  But don't take it personally.  Blackjack has spiralled out of my control at this point.[/ooc]
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- Sherlock Holmes

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[ooc] You guys be crazy!
Is it Helix's turn or mine? [/ooc]
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
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\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
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Darkxarth

[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
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Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
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Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
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-DX

Endless_Helix

[ic= Ded HP 26 AC 20 Init 15]

Ded shoots at Demon 1, carefully aiming for a weak point.
[dice]1d20+5[/dice] if it hits,
[spoiler=Damage]
[dice]1d6[/dice]
[/spoiler]

Ded then moves another five feet to the left before dropping his bow and drawing his sword, switching to island of blades(aoo for any movement within my melee reach) stance as a swift action.
[/ic]

[ooc]
End Turn, Supa's up next
[/ooc]
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Captain Obvious

[ic= Jeroen ]
Jeroen strikes his opponet twice more. As he touches the demon, it feels an unnatural chill spread throughout it's body.[/ic]
[ooc] Flurry demon 1.
Attack roll  [dice]1d20+1[/dice] (+1 bless)
[spoiler] If i hit, damage =  [dice]1d6+1[/dice] Touch of Golden Ice (DC 18 poison, 1d6 Dex now [dice]1d6[/dice] , and 2d6 Dex secondary) [/spoiler]
Attack roll  [dice]1d20+1[/dice] (+1 bless)
[spoiler] If i hit, damage =  [dice]1d6+1[/dice] Touch of Golden Ice (DC 18 poison, 1d6 Dex now [dice]1d6[/dice] , and 2d6 Dex secondary) [/spoiler] [/ooc]
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Wensleydale

[ooc]Riiight. :P First of all, the disarm.

[dice]1d20+2[/dice] and attack of opportunity [dice]1d20+2[/dice] and if I hit [dice]1d6[/dice][/ooc]

[ooc]Now for the reflex save... (grease) [dice]1d20-1[/dice][/ooc]

[ic=Demon 1]Jeroen strikes once, missing the second time.[/ic]

[ooc]And the fortitude save... [dice]1d20+5[/dice][/ooc]

[ic=Demon 1]Ded hits too, slamming an arrow into the confused demon.[/ic]

[ooc]So, the stance now is:
Demon 1: 8hp, Poisoned (-4 Dex), +1 on damage/attack
Demon 2: 11hp, +1 on damage/attack
Demon 3: No longer under Cause Fear effect, 90ft away from the ship.
[/ooc]

brainface

[ooc][spoiler=fyi]yeah, you failed to close your third die roll, which combined & bungled the third & fourth roll.(1d20+1=6,1,1,8,1=17?) ;) fixing them is going to reroll all rolls after them, though.
(that is, the fortitude save wouldn't equal what it does now if you closed your die tag.)
just an fyi. I'm content with keeping them if you are.[/spoiler][/ooc]
"The perfect is the enemy of the good." - Voltaire

Wensleydale

[ooc]well, fudged the coding there but I didn't hit anyway... :P I'll just say the reflex save was for him to pick it up without dropping it...[/ooc]

[ic=Demon 1]Comes out of his stunned effect, grasps and attempts to pick up his weapon, fails. Attacks the astral construct with his bare hands.[/ic]

[ooc]Picking it up provokes attacks of opportunity from the Astral Construct. [dice]1d20+2[/dice] and if I hit [dice]1d3+2[/dice][/ooc]

[ic=Demon 2]His weapon seized from him, Demon 2 begins to cast a spell... Lesser Confusion (DC 13 Will) on Wastep.[/ic]

[ooc][dice]1d100[/dice] to determine effects.[/ooc]

[ic=Demon 3]Circles around and begins flying back towards the ship.[/ic]

[ic=The elves]The knifeman seems to realise that his men are keeping the ship intact, and appears from a cabin, roaring battlecries in elven, a dagger in each hand. Any of you that can understand elven will hear "GET OFF MY SHIP, YOU BASTARDS!" in very grammatically incorrect tones.[/ic]

Wensleydale


brainface

[ic=Wastep HP:14 AC: 13 PP: 11 Init: 17]
The astral construct senses an opening and attacks, with prejudice.
[spoiler=Astral construct]
[ooc]stats: http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/monsters/astralConstruct.htm
31 hp, AC 18, walk 40 ft., fly 20 ft.
Attack of opportunity!
Slam: [dice]1d20+4[/dice] and if i hit: [dice]1d6+4[/dice]
[/ooc][/spoiler]

Wastep attempts to deflect the attack on his mind
[spoiler=will save][dice]1d20+2[/dice] vs. DC 13[/spoiler]

[spoiler=psionics/spells]
pp: 11/18
psionic focus: On
darkness: 1/1
[/spoiler]
[/ic]
"The perfect is the enemy of the good." - Voltaire


Darkxarth

[ic=Blackjack HP=18 AC=18]Blackjack, enraged by Watsup's apparent switching of sides, vows to deal with the weird-smelling freak now.  "I'll show him for switching sides..."
"DIE TRAITOR!"
With that, he chucks one of his rocks at Watsup, as hard as he can.[/ic]
[ooc]To hit: [dice]1d20+10[/dice] Damage: [dice]1d6+1[/dice] [/ooc]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX

brainface

[ic=Wastep HP:7 AC: 13 Init: 17]
The enchanted stone bites into Wastep's unguarded side back with a sickening crunch. The sage stares dumbfoundedly for a moment at the horrific, bleeding wound in his side, then comes to the obvious conclusion:
"Kill the singing one! He's dominating Blackjack!"

He then attempts to concentrate past the pain.
that HURT...
[spoiler=Vigor]
[ooc]
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/vigor.htm
1 pp
5 temporary hitpoints, 3 minutes
[/ooc][/spoiler]

The astral construct continues to follow its creator's devious mental commands.
[spoiler=Astral construct]
[ooc]stats: http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/monsters/astralConstruct.htm
28/32 hp, AC 18, walk 40 ft., fly 20 ft.
The construct's gonna attempt to kick Demon 2's weapon overboard. I'm sure that provokes an AoO or something.
Attack roll(?):[dice]1d20+4[/dice]
[/ooc][/spoiler]
It dissipates into smokey vapor immediately afterwards.

*END TURN*
[spoiler=psionics/spells]
pp: 10/18
psionic focus: On
darkness: 1/1
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=ooc][ooc]I figure that made sense, after the will save. As opposed to the party member going INSANE. :) also: blackjack really did hit me as hard as he could. irony?[/ooc][/spoiler]
[/ic]
"The perfect is the enemy of the good." - Voltaire

Darkxarth

[ooc]Irony? No.  Providence my friend, fate.

Nice response, by the way.  Works well.[/ooc]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX

Captain Obvious

[ic=Jeroen] "Jack, stop! He is not the enemy. We can work this out once they are driven off. Please, stay your hand."[/ic]
[ooc]Diplomacy check  [dice]1d20+12[/dice]
That's just great. He does piles of damage to his teamate, but can barely scratch the enemy? What is this.  :morons:  [/ooc]
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!