Ninjas V. Pirates V....Cowboys?

[Elven Doritos]

But i like mustard.....

You would.

[Darkxarth]

[blockquote=As performed by Rowlf the Dog of The Muppet Show]Spoken: You may not know this, but I'm really a very sentimental dog. I cry easily. Onions, for instance, always make me cry.

I'll admit I split bananas,
Take Easter eggs and make them dye.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?

Once I saw a salad dressing.
My face got radish, my oh my.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?

Potatoes I've mashed, and berries I've crushed,
I've made an artichoke, and that's not all.
I've also whipped cream, and beaten an egg.
Yes, I've even made a melon ball.

Of all the things above, I'm guilty.
If punished I would know just why.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Oh why should they make me cry?[/blockquote]

[SA]

That's different, 'cos onions are pure evil.

Ever seen The Omen?

Well, Damien was an onion.

[Captain Obvious]

But i like mustard.....

You would.

Yes i would. and since a part of my lunch today consisted of slices of amazing ham with dijon mustard, i am in a more mustard-loving mood than ever today.

[SA]

Oh, by all means, EAT the mustard.

But remember this: every little squirt of that dijon steals a little bit of your soul...

[Captain Obvious]

mmmmmmmmmmmm... sacrelicious

[beejazz]

This thread has been bumpd.

So saith beejazz, of the shadow axe.