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The Greatest Story Ever Told

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Elven Doritos

October 05, 2006, 11:31:13 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Elven Doritos
Yes, I'm insane. I'm also contemplating turning this into a full-fledged webcomic.

Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Elven Doritos

#1
October 05, 2006, 11:33:46 PM
For those who didn't catch the whiff, it's Theater of the Absurd-- designed with an eye for satire and a genuine love for the genre.

And no, the entire cast will not be vegetables.

And yes, I am working on drawing cabbage. I may eventually have something passable.
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Raelifin

#2
October 05, 2006, 11:38:12 PM
*shudder*

Elven Doritos

#3
October 05, 2006, 11:39:55 PM
You recoil now... But I'll show you!

I'll show them all!
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Darkxarth

#4
October 06, 2006, 12:00:37 AM
I think its great!!!  What could be better than a mix of Goku, Superman, and a Carrot?!?!?
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Elven Doritos

#5
October 06, 2006, 08:44:41 AM
Quote from: DarkxarthI think its great!!!  What could be better than a mix of Goku, Superman, and a Carrot?!?!?

A: Nothing!
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

snakefing

#6
October 06, 2006, 09:07:55 AM
What about the evil villain, Jude Es-Karot?
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Elven Doritos

#7
October 06, 2006, 09:13:56 AM
Quote from: snakefingWhat about the evil villain, Jude Es-Karot?

Heh. Classy.
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Poseptune

#8
October 06, 2006, 09:40:27 AM
There are no words to describe this.... :morons:



:P
I can't wait to see the first episode.
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Elven Doritos

#9
May 21, 2007, 06:23:49 PM
The first installment in the long-awaited tale!

Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Stargate525

#10
May 21, 2007, 06:34:48 PM
When I saw you were going to do a comic, I was hoping Justice Man and Righteous Boy.

This is funny too.
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Elven Doritos

#11
May 21, 2007, 06:48:51 PM
Quote from: Stargate525When I saw you were going to do a comic, I was hoping Justice Man and Righteous Boy.

This is funny too.

No man... My personal human superheroes are Useless Man and Everyouthful Lad. They have quite the colorful rogues' gallery.
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Tangential

#12
May 21, 2007, 08:00:35 PM
Rock.
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May 21, 2007, 08:45:14 PM
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#14
May 21, 2007, 09:02:35 PM
That...was...AWESOME!

I want more.
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