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Started by SDragon, April 13, 2011, 08:46:06 PM

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Weave

#75
April 24, 2011, 02:51:23 PM
Receives: Delicious ants.
Inserts: a Metroid.

Seraph

#76
April 26, 2011, 01:40:56 AM
Receives: A laser blast to the face
Inserts: A Monkey with a gun
Brother Guillotine of Loving Wisdom
My Campaigns:
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Bardistry Wands on Etsy

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Nomadic

#77
April 26, 2011, 02:06:01 AM
Receives: Mon-keigh with a gun (aka - imperial guardsman)
Inserts: WAAAAAAAAGH!

Ghostman

#78
April 26, 2011, 08:00:09 AM
Receives: MORE DAKKA

Inserts: Red crowbar
¡ɟlǝs ǝnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ´ʍopɐɥS ɯɐ I

Paragon * (Paragon Rules) * Savage Age (Wiki) * Argyrian Empire [spoiler=Mother 2]

* You meet the New Age Retro Hippie
* The New Age Retro Hippie lost his temper!
* The New Age Retro Hippie's offense went up by 1!
* Ness attacks!
SMAAAASH!!
* 87 HP of damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
* The New Age Retro Hippie turned back to normal!
YOU WON!
* Ness gained 160 xp.
[/spoiler]

Seraph

#79
April 26, 2011, 10:10:17 PM
Receives: Speedy Torque
Inserts: Spanish Inquisition
Brother Guillotine of Loving Wisdom
My Campaigns:
Discuss Avayevnon here at the New Discussion Thread
Discuss Cad Goleor here: Cad Goleor

Bardistry Wands on Etsy

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Nomadic

#80
April 26, 2011, 11:13:43 PM
Receives: Nothing, the vending machine wasn't expecting that
Inserts: Bottle filled with viscous blue gel, labeled "Mortimer's Masterful Mendicant Metamorphosizer".

Seraph

#81
April 27, 2011, 01:05:13 AM
Receives: A swarm of infant vampires
Inserts: Slip of paper with cabalic writings and symbols
Brother Guillotine of Loving Wisdom
My Campaigns:
Discuss Avayevnon here at the New Discussion Thread
Discuss Cad Goleor here: Cad Goleor

Bardistry Wands on Etsy

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SDragon

#82
April 27, 2011, 01:18:26 AM
Receives: A can of Java Monster. Mmm.

Inserts: a selections of comments on DeviantArt pictures.
[spoiler=My Projects]
Xiluh
Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
Diceless Universal Game System (DUGS)
[/spoiler][spoiler=Merits I Have Earned]
divine power
last poster in the dragons den for over 24 hours award
Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


[/spoiler][spoiler=Books I Own]
D&D/d20:
PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
LizardKing
LK
Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
[/spoiler]

Before you accept advice from this post, remember that the poster has 0 ranks in knowledge (the hell I'm talking about)

CoyoteCamouflage

#83
April 27, 2011, 03:14:21 AM
Receives: A First Place ribbon.

Inserts: Metallica's Master of Puppets album.
Corevon
**Updated 9/25**

Ages Lost

In Progress

Game of the Month
Coming Soon!
Maybe.

Seraph

#84
April 27, 2011, 09:30:22 AM
Receives: Jim Henson's Pastor of Muppets album--which is a bizarre sermon delivered by Fozzie Bear.

Inserts: Several pecans and a tube of neosporin (random things on my desk)
Brother Guillotine of Loving Wisdom
My Campaigns:
Discuss Avayevnon here at the New Discussion Thread
Discuss Cad Goleor here: Cad Goleor

Bardistry Wands on Etsy

Review Badges:
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Ghostman

#85
April 29, 2011, 05:06:28 PM
Receives: Magical Pecan Pie of Cure Light Wounds

Inserts: Valyrian Steel
¡ɟlǝs ǝnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ´ʍopɐɥS ɯɐ I

Paragon * (Paragon Rules) * Savage Age (Wiki) * Argyrian Empire [spoiler=Mother 2]

* You meet the New Age Retro Hippie
* The New Age Retro Hippie lost his temper!
* The New Age Retro Hippie's offense went up by 1!
* Ness attacks!
SMAAAASH!!
* 87 HP of damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
* The New Age Retro Hippie turned back to normal!
YOU WON!
* Ness gained 160 xp.
[/spoiler]

SA

#86
April 29, 2011, 09:04:42 PM
Receives: A shower of Valyrian shrapnel

Inserts: The last remaining dodo!

Ghostman

#87
April 30, 2011, 04:52:13 PM
Receives: Roasted dodo on a spit

Inserts: Medusa's severed head
¡ɟlǝs ǝnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ´ʍopɐɥS ɯɐ I

Paragon * (Paragon Rules) * Savage Age (Wiki) * Argyrian Empire [spoiler=Mother 2]

* You meet the New Age Retro Hippie
* The New Age Retro Hippie lost his temper!
* The New Age Retro Hippie's offense went up by 1!
* Ness attacks!
SMAAAASH!!
* 87 HP of damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
* The New Age Retro Hippie turned back to normal!
YOU WON!
* Ness gained 160 xp.
[/spoiler]

SA

#88
April 30, 2011, 10:00:38 PM
Receives: an inexhaustible fountain pen, forever gushing

Inserts: a bear's filthy tappen

TheMeanestGuest

#89
May 01, 2011, 12:06:11 AM
receives: eternal slumber
inserts: a coupon for 10% off your next purchase at American Eagle
Let the scholar be dragged by the hook.
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