Magic Vending Machine

[SDragon]

That's right-- it's time for a new forum game! The rules to this one are quite simple. You're at a vending machine. But not just any vending machine; this one is magic. Instead of merely inserting currency, you can insert anything at all. In return, you can receive anything at all, as well. The catch, however, is that there's no practical way to predict what you might receive. The machine seems to decide for itself what it gives you, and only the next poster can announce what was received.

For example:

Inserts: squished jellybean

Receives: Rubic's Cube

Inserts: CD full of open source software

... and now the next poster has to say what they received, before they can insert something new. Let's go!

[Weave]

Receives: Bacon

Inserts: a bar of soap.

[Ninja D!]

Receives : Bacon

Inserts : More bacon

[Ghostman]

Receives: Cabbage

Inserts: Turtle

[SDragon]

Receives: a used copy of Small Gods

Inserts: a dice bag

[LordVreeg]

Receives : Small, yellow, dog-eared post-it reading "Bucknards was here"

Inserts: Cat skull.

[the_taken]

A Veggie Burger with extra bacon.

Sterling silver jewellery box filled with semi=precious stones.

[Stargate525]

receives: Bacon

Inserts: fresh-minted love

[Weave]

Receives: pepper-minted heartbreak.

Inserts: 25 cents.

[Nomadic]

Receives: 25 pennies
Inserts: Bottle of cheap stout

[Stargate525]

Receives: One bottle of expensive stout

Insert: Coin

[Nomadic]

Receives: Half of a girl's size 7 shoe and 3 penny nails
Inserts: Air

[Seraph]

Receives: Fire

Inserts: Pizza

[Ninja D!]

Receives : bacon

Inserts : EVEN MORE BACON

[Ghostman]

Receives: stinking spoiled bacon

Inserts: assembler code