Magic Vending Machine

[Steerpike]

Receives: Ineffable Idea

Inserts: voodoo doll

[Ninja D!]

Receives : EVEN MOAR BACON

Inserts : Leftover grease

[Steerpike]

Receives: Elder Grease Elemental

Inserts: House of Leaves, by Mark Z. Danielewski

[Weave]

Recieves:  Minotaur (we really could use a slashed-through text).

Inserts: A secretly stolen bottle of Vreeg's finest wine.

[Ninja D!]

Receives : An ass-kicking

Inserts : a scrap of paper with the words, "He knows" scratched into it.

[Nomadic]

Receives: a scrap of paper with the words, "So do I" scratched into it

Inserts: linguist

[Steerpike]

Receives: human tongue, fresh

Inserts: The Mona Lisa

[Nomadic]

Receives: human head, missing tongue
Inserts: bacon

[Seraph]

Receives: Whole Pig
Inserts: A bar of soap

[ooc]Ok, guys, the bacon thing is getting a bit old.  I happen to love bacon, but this is getting somewhat excessive[/ooc]

[SA]

Receives: Giovanni Ribisi
Inerts: Tutankhamen's mummified unmentionables

[Nomadic]

Receives: bacon
Inserts: bacon

[Weave]

Receives: fruit.

Inserts: Guy Fawkes.

[Seraph]

Receives: V
Inserts: Alan Moore

[the_taken]

Receives: Demi Moore

Inserts: 10 foot pole

[Nomadic]

Receives: 10 paladins
Inserts: indefatigable midget