Pompous Post Padded Purely for Personal Panache and to Play the Part of Puerile Prick

[Darkxarth]

I just gotta say, I'm throwing in with Seraphine.  Bugs usually comes out on top in these things.

Bugs Bunny habitually beats the bad black bird at bantering because Bugs is better.

[Raelifin]

Habitual holmgang happiness!

[Elven Doritos]

Our rankth grow...

[Seraph]

BUGS BUNNY SINGS OPERA
Does Daffy Duck sing opera?

[Lmns Crn]

Now this is comedy.

[Seraph]

Quiver and quake you quarelsome quack!  My quixotic quintessence quickly counters queer questions quarterly.  A curious quandary, quoth a quartet quarry.

[Elven Doritos]

I found something on my desk.

[Seraph]

Daffy Duck is destroying the galaxy.
Daffy Duck is destroying Earth-Martian relations--Daffy Duck is a hypocrite.

[Elven Doritos]

Pah.

[Seraph]

Bugs Bunny is an All-American.
Bugs Bunny is an All-American
If You Don't support Bugs, you're un-American.

[Seraph]

Bugs Bunny Grows better with age.
Bugs Bunny is a debonair rabbit.
Bugs Bunny eats his vegetables.

[Elven Doritos]

All-American alright.

[Seraph]

[size=36]OH NO YOU DIDN'T[/size]

[Tangential]

Because Bugs' has a star. And thats hawt. Also he always wins at these sorts of things.

Ex:"Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermous percussion pitch!"

[Jharviss]

I thupport the duck and doritoth on thith one.  That rascally rabbit ith going down.