Gag Gift [April CONTEST ENTRIES]

[rayon]

perfume of male enchantment


the label on this perfune reads that using the elixir of female essence it makes you unresistable to the opposite sex.

what it doesnt tell you is that it is actually the female hormones from an umber hulk.i'm sure you can guess what happans next

[Higgs Boson]

Bag of Random Embarassment
This item looks like a bag of holding, but when something is placed into it, the user is cursed with its effect. The bag comes with a list of items inside. Every 24 hours (game time), the player rolls a 1d6.
If he/she gets a 1, the character is immediately transformed into a member of the opposite gender, wearing nothing but underwear.
If he/she gets a 2, the character will fall madly in love with the next thing it sees.
If he/she gets a 3, the characteris instantly transported to a random position within a 18-mile radius of his current location.
If he/she gets a 4, 8 drunken Balors immediately appear in front of him, who then sing "Everybody Dance Now"
If he/she gets a 5, a wolverine immediately comes out of the bag of holding and sits on the top of the players head, wefusing to come off until he is fed 5 black lotus extract
If he/she gets a 6, re-roll twice and combine the effects

To break the curse, the player must take the list of items that came with it and go on a scavanger hunt to find them
Item list:
1 Griffon Egg
1 Trumpet Archon's horn
1 Party Hat worn by a Marut
1 Lock of hair from the current Matron Mother of the first house of Menzobarrenzan
3 pairs of Garl Glittergold's underpants
5 gallons of black lotus extract

[Higgs Boson]

double post

[Ishmayl-Retired]

CONTEST CLOSED!  Thanks Guys, we'll get these judged ASAP.