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Random Encounter: The Black Dragon of Swantville

Started by daggerhart, April 04, 2006, 02:06:58 PM

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Ishmayl-Retired

[ic=Gilbert the Toe / 17]
to Bart - "It can probably fly, but if it does, it'll be rammin it's head into the ceiling, which is fine by me as well"
[/ic]

[ooc]
Attempting to sneak by the dragon to get my throwing knife again.

Move Silently:  [dice]1d20+7[/dice]
Hide: [dice]1d20+7[/dice]
[/ooc]
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For finite types, like human beings, getting the mind around the concept of infinity is tough going.  Apparently, the same is true for cows.

daggerhart

Quote from: Round 3 of CombatBattle Order:
27: Saelin
26: Gilbert
20: B dragon
07: Flint & Bart

-------------
init(27) Saelin lies on the floor, covered in blood and bubbling skin.

init(26) Gilbert moves silently around the room towards that 1 dagger he brought with him.

init(20) Dragon spreads its wings wide, and leaps in the air towards Flint, landing barely on the ledge.
It rakes its claws against Flint.

To Hit: claw 1[dice]1d20+11[/dice] : DMG : [dice]1d6+2[/dice]
To Hit: claw 2[dice]1d20+11[/dice] : DMG : [dice]1d6+2[/dice]

( done.. :) ).
Quote"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the two said in a statement that seemed to parody Scientology as science fiction. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

Xathan

[ooc]Another stability check is in order, so I believe. again, 90-100 = I'm no longer bleeding to death.

[dice]1d100[/dice]

and 3 rounds untill I breath fire again.

EDIT: yay! Back at -3, and I'll be at positive one on my next turn! thanks Daggerhart. :)[/ooc]

[ic=Saelin/-3hp]*stops bleeding*[/ic]
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daggerhart

QuoteDragon's 1st attack on Flint.  <-- critical threat , to Crit: [dice]1d20[/dice] (double damage if suceeds)

[ooc]Xathan, I'm seeing that you've passed your check with a '97', it may have given you a new roll since you posted beofre i was done editing mine.

I dont mind, just consider yourself 'stablized'.[/ooc]
Quote"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the two said in a statement that seemed to parody Scientology as science fiction. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

brainface

[ic=Bart 23/23]pointedly says nothing to draw attention from draconic agents...[/ic]

[ooc=Round 3, init 7]
move to Saelin, feed him one of my potions.
cure light wounds: Saelin heals [dice]1d8+1[/dice] damage.
[/ooc]

"The perfect is the enemy of the good." - Voltaire

Numinous

[ic=Flint/28]
"Come and get me you scaly bastard!" I step back and take out my Dwarven Waraxe, it starts humming "Can't touch this".
I take a 5 ft. step back away from the dragon towards the entrance, and then draw my Dwarven Waraxe as a move action.[/ic]
[ooc]
Can my axe hum "can't touch this", it's just so appropriate...  Anyhoo, anytime someone wants to save me now, feel free.
[/ooc]
Previously: Natural 20, Critical Threat, Rose of Montague
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Ishmayl-Retired

[ooc]
I'm assuming I've made it to my knife by now?  And yes, it may have been foolhardy to have only 1 knife, but hey, I'm a gnome, what do you expect?[/ooc]

[ic=Gilbert the Toe / 17]
Picks up his throwing knife, pockets it, takes out his stilleto, and heads for the dragon, hoping to get beneath it (where it's on the ledge) and attack the underbelly.[/ic]

[ooc]
Move Silently: [dice]1d20+7[/dice]
Hide: [dice]1d20+7[/dice]
[/ooc]

edit: Grr, sorry, forgot the dragon had flown up; fixed post
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For finite types, like human beings, getting the mind around the concept of infinity is tough going.  Apparently, the same is true for cows.

daggerhart

Its my move.. sorry guys...  ill work it out tomorrow morning.  kinda tired tonight.

(im sure no one will mind.)

ill just be editing this post, so check back .

(dont you hate when people update, just to say they are going to update...)
Quote"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the two said in a statement that seemed to parody Scientology as science fiction. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

Ishmayl-Retired

Yes... BTW, once again, don't expect a reply from me until after 5:00.

Cheers!
!turtle Ishmayl, Overlord of the CBG

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For finite types, like human beings, getting the mind around the concept of infinity is tough going.  Apparently, the same is true for cows.

daggerhart

Quote from: Round 3 of combat cont...init(27) Saelin stabalizes

init(26) Gilbert moves under the dragon... (is this all you are doing?)

init(20) Dragon ([dice]1d4[/dice]) continues to rake Flint with it's nasty claws. ( Screeching and  hissing, standing on it's hind legs, its wings expanded and flapping. )

To Hit: claw 1 [dice]1d20+11[/dice] : DMG : [dice]1d6+2[/dice]
To Hit: claw 2 [dice]1d20+11[/dice] : DMG : [dice]1d6+2[/dice]

init(7) Bart moves to Saelin, and applies a Cure Potion.   Saelin regains 4 HP.
init(7) Flint takes a step back from the dragon, glancing at his oozing wounds while he readies his Waraxe.  (is this all you are doing?)
Quote"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the two said in a statement that seemed to parody Scientology as science fiction. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

daggerhart

Quote from: Round 4 of CombatBattle Order:
27: Saelin
26: Gilbert
20: B dragon
07: Flint & Bart
----------------
Saelin is recovering from wounds.
Gilbert is positioned underneath the opening ledge, the dragon's tail thrashing about 5' above him.
Bart is helping Saelin to his feet.
Flint has drawn his battle axe, standing in the opening that leads out of the cave.
Dragon is doing battle with Flint on the ledge.[/quote]
Quote"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the two said in a statement that seemed to parody Scientology as science fiction. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

Xathan

[ic=Saelin/1]Saelin stands up and scoots away about twenty feet, then takes a drink of one of his own potions.

"Thanks for the save. Now, anyone else besides me managed to hurt the damn thing?"[/ic]

[ooc]Move Action: Walk away
Standard Action: Drink Potion
Cure Light Wounds, Caster Level 3. Heal [dice]1d8+3[/dice]

I'll start fighting again next turn.

EDIT: Got the tags wrong.[/ooc]
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Modern System Reference Doument Copyright 2002, Wizards of the Coast, Inc.; Authors Bill Slavicsek, Jeff Grubb, Rich Redman, Charles Ryan, based on material by Jonathan Tweet, Monte Cook, Richard Baker, Peter Adkison, Bruce R. Cordell, John Tynes, Andy Collins, and JD Walker.

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[/spoiler]

brainface

[ic=Bart 23/23]"sure did" *fires arrow* "but i didn't" *fires arrow again* "collapse."[/ic]

[ooc]
full attack! rapid shots! no penalty for melee!
i'm sure he's w/i 30 feet.
Longbow: [dice]1d20+5[/dice]
damage: [dice]1d8+4[/dice]
Longbow: [dice]1d20+5[/dice]
damage: [dice]1d8+4[/dice]
if roll a 25: [spoiler]confirm:[dice]1d20+5[/dice] damage: [dice]3d8+12[/dice][/spoiler]
[/ooc]
"The perfect is the enemy of the good." - Voltaire

Ishmayl-Retired

[ic=Gilbert the Toe / 17]
Damn wyrms and their flying.... How the hell do you get one down off the ledge?

*starts climbing the ledge to get to the dragon's underbelly*
[/ic]

[ooc]
If I can get up high enough, I'll attack this round.



[/ooc]

edit: Can't "take 10" on a climb check in that situation, so rolled in the next post w/ the attack.
!turtle Ishmayl, Overlord of the CBG

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For finite types, like human beings, getting the mind around the concept of infinity is tough going.  Apparently, the same is true for cows.

Ishmayl-Retired

[ooc]
Woops

Climb Check: [dice]1d20+3[/dice]
Attack Roll: [dice]1d20+5[/dice]
Damage: [dice]1d6+3[/dice]
[/ooc]

edit: Damnit, don't like this dice roller.... My attack was at 19, but then I added the climb check and it changed my attack to whatever it is now...
!turtle Ishmayl, Overlord of the CBG

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For finite types, like human beings, getting the mind around the concept of infinity is tough going.  Apparently, the same is true for cows.