[forum game] Loose association

[Ishmayl-Retired]

Inconvenient Truths

[Seraph]

Uncomfortable truths

[limetom]

Your mom jokes.

[Elemental_Elf]

Your mama's so fat...

[Seraph]

Plain Jane Fatass, guilty of swallowing Jenny Craig whole!

[Captain Obvious]

Jerry Springer

[Seraph]

:band: It's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer :band:

[Nomadic]

Famous accordion players

[Elemental_Elf]

Whatshisface from Whatsthatplace

[Seraph]

Any minute someone's going to come bang on the lid and say, "Hey you, whatsername, get out of there!"

[Elemental_Elf]

And I'd say "WTF mate!? Who, in Baltar's crazy sex-laden fantasies of Six, are YOU?'

And he'd be all 'Geez, don't have a nerdgasm. Just lookin' fer me mate, Whatsername.'

And I'd be like 'Oh, sorry 'bout that mate, I tend to pop my top when strangers bust into my house. You want somethin' off this here Barbie?'

And he'd be like 'Sure, I could go fer some ribs.'

And then world peace happens, humanity discovers Warp Technology and Star Trek becomes REAL!!!

[Ishmayl-Retired]

REAL Time with Bill Maher

[Elemental_Elf]

Conversations that make me want to change the channel

[Seraph]

The Secret (whenever I hear it, it makes me want to change the channel)

[Elemental_Elf]

Things you keep secret from your girlfriend...