the BIG "welcome to new members" thread

[Túrin]

Haha
Your leet skillz are lacking

Prepare to be annihilated

(I think. Took me some puzzling.-Túrin)

[Tangential]

Er...i exist. Somehow with all my lurkish and lazy ways I've managed to miss this thread. So heres a hello.

[beejazz]

Hello!
(And Turin, your skill ranks in speak language are most impressive.)

[Túrin]

Thanks! :)

Though you got it wrong: my ranks in read language might be good enough, but my speak language is lacking. I could not myself create a single line of intelligible 13375|*34|<

As is the case with most of my other languages.

Túrin

[Tangential]

Decipher Script perhaps :P?

That's nothing to be ashamed of T.

[Numinous]

A big welcome to Fullmetal_Alchemist!  Your cabbage stew has just finished, and if you'll head out onto the CBG sundeck, you'll find a comfortable chair and coconut margarita await you.  All this can be yours for just one immortal soul! (kidding!)and a readiness to have fun and visit often(not kidding!).

So sit down, have fun, and maybe even write up a post in the Rogues' Gallery to let us know a little more about you.  

Welcome to the Guild!

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[Soup Nazi]

#4#4
'/0v|? 1337 5|<!11z 4|?3 14(|<!^9

|*|?3|*4|?3 '/0v|?531|= |=0|? 4^/^/!#4147!0^

Actual translation is as follows...

Ha Ha
Your leet skillz are lacking
prepare yourself for annihilation

Turin did his best, but he is not a true master of 1337 5|*34|<...

-Peace-

P.S. Welcome to all new members...I forgot all about this thread. Do we still serve drinks with umbrellas? How's Igor been anyway?

[Captain Obvious]

Woah, i just realised that even though i believe i have posted in both for other reasons, i never actually introduced myself on either this or the rogues gallery thread.

So anyways,  [size=36]Word up y'all! !turtle [/size]

and some small turtles for good measure.  !turtle  !turtle  !turtle

(okay, so i'm about a year late. so what.)
(wow, a year)
(as one of the early members i gotta say how awesome it's been to watch this place grow from it's not-so-humble beginings as just a thread on the WotC boards)
(congrats to everyone yo!)

[Túrin]

#4#4
'/0v|? 1337 5|<!11z 4|?3 14(|<!^9

|*|?3|*4|?3 '/0v|?531|= |=0|? 4^/^/!#4147!0^

Actual translation is as follows...

Ha Ha
Your leet skillz are lacking
prepare yourself for annihilation

Turin did his best, but he is not a true master of 1337 5|*34|<...

-Peace-

P.S. Welcome to all new members...I forgot all about this thread. Do we still serve drinks with umbrellas? How's Igor been anyway?

Obviously, that's what I meant. I read it right but typed it wrong. :P

I believe Igor has been taking care of all duties while we weren't paying attention to this thread. By which I mean to say, he ate all the paper umbrellas.

Túrin

[Numinous]

I bear a message from the Galactus of the CBG, for I am his Silver Surfer, as I have recently been informed.

The Great Elven Doritos sends his greetings, and welcomes all new members to the CBG.  We offer complementary coconut margaritas to all new members, although Igor the butler has eaten all the little umbrellas, so I'm afraid you'll have to wait until we get our next shipment.  I see most of you have already found the Rogue's Gallery, and gotten right into posting your campaigns.  If you have any questions, just ask in the tavern on the main page, post a thread in The Cogs, or PM a senior member, such as Elven Doritos or myself for help.

Welcome specifically to Yairiny, Le Narcissique, and Gwenfloor.

That is all, we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

[Elven Doritos]

I could've certainly said the above myself.

But I love envisioning a d20 on this guy's head too much:

[Numinous]

A hearty welcome to Naosuke, Pariah, and DivineDragoonXD.  I hope you enjoy your stay at the CBG, and I hope to see lots of posts from you soon! ;)

[Gwaihir Windlord]

Hey, I completely missed this thread.  I've already posted in Team Discovery Channel's game, but I shall now say hi here.

Hi!!  I'm new!!  And I don't speak or read leet!!

[Túrin]

Hi! Good to have you here!

*tunes in New Member Welcoming Song*

And thanks for letting us know you don't read leet. It's always good to know that you can speak about someone in a way they won't themselves understand. ;)

j/k of course.
Túrin