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Epic Meepo

#75
August 16, 2007, 05:04:26 PM
Quote from: Stargate525
Quote from: Sir VorpalDUN DUN DUN.... (it had to be said). Also, I think we may need more members before we can proclaim WOTC dead.... [blockquote WOTC Community home]Members: 247,888, Active Members: 51,685[/blockquote]so, with rounding, 250k against 300. Remind you of something?
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Numinous

#76
August 16, 2007, 05:10:13 PM
I see problem #1 with online table-top gaming.  My group won't go for it.  There's no way people who I can't talk into buying their own books will even consider paying to play online.

[sarcasm]Thank you WotC![/sarcasm]
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Ishmayl-Retired

#77
August 16, 2007, 05:15:09 PM
Quote from: Elven DoritosWell, does anyone own the new Star Wars book? My buddy has it, but I haven't taken a look...

Here's a post from enWorld about the Saga system:

QuoteAdoption of d20 Modern talent trees

Only 5 classes

Pretty much no class abilities - choose a talent at odd levels, choose a bonus feat at even levels

No skill points - choose a set number of "trained" skills from you class list, add half your level to skill rolls, with a +5 bonus if its a "trained" skill (and some skills can't be used untrained at all)

The "condition track" where taking damage can lead to penalties (gross over simplification!)

Triple hit points at first level (although Con bonuses / penalties aren't tripled), although this is pretty much setting specific given the amount of damage a standard blaster pistol can do

A "use the force" skill, and a limited number of force powers known (which is feat based so independent of class - you can have soldiers with force powers and jedi without if you want)

Force powers can (normally) be used only once per encounter.
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Elven Doritos

#78
August 16, 2007, 05:19:40 PM
Quote from: IshmaylHere's a post from enWorld about the Saga system:

Meh.
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Ra-Tiel

#79
August 16, 2007, 05:20:06 PM
Quote from: Ishmayllegacy stuff?  magic missiles?


?


?

:sputter:
Well, yes. Basically it breaks down to spells breaking their own guidelines on damage caps. Also, this whole "each missile can target a different creature" is very abusable with Twin Spell/Repeat Spell and Fell Drain.

In my opinion, the way magic missile should have handled damage should have been "1d4 + 1/caster level (max +5) points of force damage". This would still be quite good for a level 1 spell (even more considering the damage type, and no saving throw for reduced damage), but would not be vulnerable to abuse like the "normal" version.

;)

Epic Meepo

#80
August 16, 2007, 06:03:41 PM
Quote from: IshmaylI think you've come up with the new name of our new hosting section!
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Soup Nazi

#81
August 16, 2007, 06:23:44 PM
Quote from: A Nominal Fee
Quote from: IshmaylI think you've come up with the new name of our new hosting section!
CBG-max. No nominal fee required.

Uh Oh! Where's that leave you?

The spoon is mightier than the sword

Epic Meepo

#82
August 16, 2007, 06:24:47 PM
The nominal fee is allowed, just not required.
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Elven Doritos

#83
August 16, 2007, 06:26:27 PM
All nominal fees can be forwarded to me, of course.
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

brainface

#84
August 16, 2007, 06:29:06 PM
Remember Eldo, you only get to skim a nominal take off of our nominal fees.
"The perfect is the enemy of the good." - Voltaire

Elven Doritos

#85
August 16, 2007, 06:29:41 PM
Quote from: brainfaceRemember Eldo, you only get to skim a nominal take off of our nominal fees.

Nominally speaking, of course.
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

brainface

#86
August 16, 2007, 06:36:22 PM
Really, I don't understand the backlash against the online gaming part. This isn't paying for something you got for free-this is paying for something that did not exist. Now, if they pull a crazy move and go after existing companies that offered similiar services (Fantasy Grounds?)--then, THEN they will be money-grubbing crazies.

I also think the online additions to books, available with Nominal Fees(!) seems like a pretty good idea on their part. I mean, they gotta make their money. And it's easier to sell web enhancements to 1000 people than print out 1000 web enhancements, convince books a million to hold them, then hope they printed out the right number, and neither over nor understocked. There's no, well, less middleman, so hypothetically more profit.

Remember, these are the guys that apparently can't pay for a blasted search function on their boards, and if they go under, well... that's not so good for us, either.

(I'm assuming the web offerings are gonna be on the level of web enhancements in the past--additional material available to the people willing to go get it. If they "cripple" the print edition in order to sell more stuff online, well, that'd be stupid. If they want you to pay to get like 5 more feats an additional race and an awesome tie-in adventure, well, that's just additional offerings.)
"The perfect is the enemy of the good." - Voltaire

Poseptune

#87
August 16, 2007, 06:47:10 PM
Quote from: brainfaceRemember, these are the guys that apparently can't pay for a blasted search function on their boards, and if they go under, well... that's not so good for us, either.


Pssst I've had a built in search on their boards for a few months now. :D
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brainface

#88
August 16, 2007, 06:51:09 PM
QuotePssst I've had a built in search on their boards for a few months now.
Yeah, i'm not a regular. ;)
"The perfect is the enemy of the good." - Voltaire

Atlantis

#89
August 16, 2007, 07:01:28 PM
[blockquote Ishmayl] [blockquote Atlantis]you know, if we really wanted to compete with wizards, we would need to sell our swag on amazon, not cafe press.

[/blockquote]Atlantis, I believe I will set you up as the head of the new official "Get Our Stuff On Amazon!" taskforce. I'll be calling for updates first thing tomorrow morning.

 
 [/blockquote]

D'oh. i hope this is some kind of cruel joke cuz i actually dont know how to do that.
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