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The Discussion Thread at Dawn!

Started by Polycarp, November 02, 2007, 08:51:52 PM

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I think we've got our first Jihad and Crusade going on here between Inveran and the Machta.

The question is, who will come out on top?
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Atlantis

so, its impossible to ride lions into battle?
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Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
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The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are a peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!!
He riddled with Gollum!!!
A magic ring he stole!!!!
He was chased by wolves!!!!!
Lost in the forest!!!!!!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!!!!!!!

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his hole in the land of the Shire,
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
a-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
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 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.[/spoiler]

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Polycarp

Some animals I can see being tamed... for example, check this out.  Big carnivores, however, would be more likely to eat you than let you ride them.  I mean, you can tame lions for a circus, but they're still dangerous - just ask Siegfried and Roy.  I don't think riding lions is doable.
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AllWillFall2Me

I think it has more to do with the instincts of the animal in such cases. Ever try and get a cat to do something it doesn't want to? Now make it bigger than you and less domesticated.

Though it could also be "innocence" on the part of the animal. One of my dogs frequently nips people because he forgets he can't lick you with his mouth open. When a cat swats his paw on your hand, it's cute. When a lion does, that arm is broken.

Turtles, on the other hand... ;P
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Polycarp

I was reading an article on why it is that the big animals of Africa were never domesticated (with the single exception of the North African Forest Elephant, which is now extinct):  Zebras, African Elephants, Hippos, Rhinos, etc.

The possible reason they gave was that humans had evolved around these creatures long before the advent of domestication, so those big animals knew us as hunters and predators long before they knew us as potential friends or sources of free food.  I don't know how true that is, but it seems at least possible that, given a different evolutionary history, we could have zebra cavalry instead of horse cavalry.

I've also heard it suggested that horses in particular were probably domesticated as livestock, first - that is, for food.  Only after that domestication did people consider that they might be useful to pull loads.  After all, domesticating an animal just to stand in a pen and accept food is probably a lot easier than teaching it to be a useful draft animal and war steed.

Edit: But of course, there's always this:

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then can i release armored lions into battle?
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 [spoiler The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins]In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are a peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!!
He riddled with Gollum!!!
A magic ring he stole!!!!
He was chased by wolves!!!!!
Lost in the forest!!!!!!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!!!!!!!

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his hole in the land of the Shire,
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
a-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
 CLICK HERE! [/spoiler]

 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.[/spoiler]

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Polycarp

Well, yes, but there's not much of a guarantee that they would eat the enemy and not your men.  They're probably more useful in controlled circumstances (like the Roman Coliseum, for instance).
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When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]


 [spoiler The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins]In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are a peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!!
He riddled with Gollum!!!
A magic ring he stole!!!!
He was chased by wolves!!!!!
Lost in the forest!!!!!!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!!!!!!!

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his hole in the land of the Shire,
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
a-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
 CLICK HERE! [/spoiler]

 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.[/spoiler]

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snakefing

Well, I feel screwed. I mean, I didn't lose anything... unless you count the complete loss of coherent political unity. No faction in Kashtu has the power left to get anything done. This is going to be a bad turn.

So we stayed (mostly) out of the war, no one attacked us, yet we lost completely.
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Locknpop4life

that oh snap pic made me laugh

hippos are big lazy freeloaders
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AllWillFall2Me

I'm feeling dead in the water right now. I mean, usually I have plots within plots spinning, but right now I'm so busy with other stuff, and so...not at war, that I'm finding it hard to figure out what to do. (This does not mean I WANT war, Oh Holy one)
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Polycarp

Everybody wants war.  The problem is that nobody wants to lose at war!

To be fair though, any problems with Kuregn are problems the League brought upon itself - there's almost no way Yaffa could have fallen with the League fighting on Celend's side.

In times of slump, drastic changes are usually called for - just see snakefing's brand new military coup.  Of course, it remains to be seen how that works out. :)

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snakefing

Ah well, that military coup may not even last until the next update. I haven't decided. For sure it won't be smooth sailing. There are factions in Kashtu that won't be pleased. If the military is gaining power, someone is losing it...
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AllWillFall2Me

Quote from: Holy Carp!To be fair though, any problems with Kuregn are problems the League brought upon itself - there's almost no way Yaffa could have fallen with the League fighting on Celend's side.

Damn. I just figured that, between a nation run by eunuchs, and one who's leader was titled Despot, I should side with the one least likely to crush me under their boot should I cross them. Guess I overestimated their power.

I'm thinking of having a religious wave. Blending these new tribal beliefs with the teachings of Father Sea.
To save myself time, I will never say IMO. Unless I say in fact before something, that means it's my opinion.

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Alea iacta est.


Polycarp

Well, "despot" didn't always have negative connotations - despotes simply meant "lord" in byzantine greek.  It's similar to how "tyrant" used to mean an illegitimate, but not necessarily bad, ruler.  I used it in that sense - an absolute monarch, but not necessarily a "despotic" one.
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