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[Forum Game] Crush My Wishes

Started by Elemental_Elf, May 11, 2008, 03:58:51 AM

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the_taken

Granted. Wars, arguments, and competition in all forms cease to continue. There's less motivation to exceed expectations and progress is made in everything. A horde of space goblins in constant war and inner strife over takes our productivity and stops us from leaving Earth cause they can compete, and humans can't, thus dooming us to extinction when our sun goes nova.

I wish I had Katamari super powers.

Elemental_Elf

Granted! However, due to your civilization destroying capabilities, the United States Government deems you a threat to National Security and has you assassinated while you sleep.

I wish i had a larger map of Eberron, for my room's wall.

the_taken

Granted. You may want to wish for a bigger wall next. Much bigger...

I wish for a little red wagon.

Elemental_Elf

Granted! However the Red Wagon has a broken Axel and some jerk stole all the tires...

I wish I had a Wall large enough to accommodate my new Eberron Map!

Stargate525

Granted. You map is now the size of a postage stamp.

I wish I could multitask better.
My Setting: Dilandri, The World of Five
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Elemental_Elf

Granted! You can now Chew Gum, Walk in a Straight Line AND, AND  Hum the first 7 letters of the Alphabet w/o tripping!

I wish my animal crackers were life-size!

Nomadic

Granted. They are the real life size of animal crackers.

I wish I could summon banjo the clown at will.

Elemental_Elf

Granted! However, the power of Banjo corrupts your very soul and Thor is forced to descend from Asgard, grip his mighty +100000000 Thundering Hammer and smite thee to Hel!!!

I wish I were Naruto, but in real life with all the cool ninja powers that look and feel real, because they are! Believe it!

Kindling

Granted. Everyone mocks you mercilessly behind your back for looking and acting so weird... almost like some sort of an anime character, y'know?

I wish there were eight days in a week.
all hail the reapers of hope

Captain Obvious

Granted. Every Blarsday you  are attacked by a bear.
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

SDragon

Granted. However, your wish was going to be granted flawlessly, but since you never actually made a wish...

I wish Captain Obvious had actually made a wish.
[spoiler=My Projects]
Xiluh
Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
Diceless Universal Game System (DUGS)
[/spoiler][spoiler=Merits I Have Earned]
divine power
last poster in the dragons den for over 24 hours award
Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


[/spoiler][spoiler=Books I Own]
D&D/d20:
PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
LizardKing
LK
Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
[/spoiler]

Before you accept advice from this post, remember that the poster has 0 ranks in knowledge (the hell I'm talking about)

the_taken

Granted! He wished he knew what to wish for.

I wish the believe it's not butter.

Nomadic

Granted. However as your wish isn't comprehensible the genie just spawned a wolverine in your underwear and hoped that was what you meant.

I wish I had the money to go out and buy some non-core books for once.

Xeviat

Granted. But in order to grant you the money, a close family member died and left you only 200 dollars. But at least you have your books, right?

I wish the ambient air temperature was 70 degrees right now and for the rest of the weekend.
Endless Horizons: Action and adventure set in a grand world ripe for exploration.

Proud recipient of the Silver Tortoise Award for extra Krunchyness.

the_taken

Granted! 70 degrees Kalvin. You are now one of the extras in "The Day after Tomorrow."

I wish for a man named Phillipe to come to the realization that the US has approximately the same number of incarcerated citizens as China.