[Forum Game] Crush My Wishes

[Higgs Boson]

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Its called the Monkey's Paw, by Edgar Allen Poe  :-p

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted. However, you suffer third degree burns every time you use your power.

I wish I owned a Transnational Corporation!

[Higgs Boson]

Granted. However, your product is rendered obsolete and your life comes crashing down around you.

I wish I could overclock GPU's and CPU's by looking at them!

[Nomadic]

Granted. You look at a graphing calculator and overclock it so much that it gains sentience and starts a revolution against mankind. We are later enslaved and used by them as a source of energy with our minds trapped in a digital world to keep us controlled.

I wish I could cast Otto's Irresistible Dance on people just by pointing at them.

[Higgs Boson]

Granted. However, you use it so successfully that you are recruited by the army. You become a high ranking General, and are invited hunting with Dick Cheney. He then shoots you in the face.

I wish I had more inspiration for writing.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted. However your inspiration comes in the form of 7 Muses, each named after the 7 deadly sins. Each inspires you to write a story that caters to their sin. Your publisher publishes the stories in a compilation paperback. Your stories are viewed as evil by ultra-conservative soccer moms and is thus banned at all libraries across the country. Due to this, you go on a cross country tour to promote your book, but wind up millions of dollars in debt and die as a slothful, greedy, wrathful, envious, prideful glutinous lecher of a man.

I wish I could paint better!

[SDragon]

Granted! You now paint with so much subtlety and grace that it confuses the entire art community, who then dismiss you, favoring some guy that superglued two soda bottles together.

I wish my computer would work properly!

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted! However, your computer now works so well, that it drew the eye of an elite Hacker Nerd, who challenges you to a game of Yugioh, the prize being your computer. You loose the duel and are now both computerless and honorless.

I wish I had a flying carpet!

[Stargate525]

Granted. The carpet is now flying at 150 mph straight towards you at neck height.

I wish that this wish was not twisted.

[Higgs Boson]

Granted. However, your wish is gnarled and finely aged, being granted a moment before you die.

I wish I could make an Iron Man suit.

[Atlantis]

Granted. However, you become corrupted with power and everyone attacks you. You become mutilated and die.

I wish that I had the same super power as Mr. Fantastic.

[Higgs Boson]

Granted. However, this being the real world, people laugh at you until you kill yourself.

I wish I didn't have to make any more wishes.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted. However you find your life is rather dull with out the joy of being a mystical internet genie!

I wish I had another wish!

[Nomadic]

Granted, your next wish is to be a cross dresser

I wish that my wishes were immune to corruption

[Stargate525]

Granted. Your wishes still come out bad for you, but now they won't accept bribes; a boon if any were to be elected into office.


I wish my case mod was finished.