[Forum Game] Crush My Wishes

[the_taken]

Granted. Your X-box is now a workaholic, spending weekends, evenings and most nights doing overtime. It works, and works and works, and has an affair with the PC guy. They run off together and live happily ever after in Spreadsheet City.

I wish I couldn't get drunk no matter how much alcohol I consumed.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted but... your life will be pretty dull. Enjoy!

I wish I had the super power to create a single tasty mini-churro, in my open hand, whenever I said the word 'HairyfootedHobbitLover!'

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted, however, people look at you funny when you say the magic word.

I wish I could decide which I wanted more ATM - a Screwdriver or a Margarita...

[Steerpike]

* Steerpike uses a black onyx gem to cast Animate Thread.

Granted.  Unfortunately the orange juice in the screwdriver went bad years ago, while the margarita was made from crappy margarita-mix.  Also, both drinks are poisoned.

I wish I didn't have to wait to play Mass Effect 3.

[Nomadic]

Granted, it arrives in your hands today, but as it was rushed it is a horrible game that leaves a bitter taste in your mouth.

I wish I was king of gnomes

[Stargate525]

Granted. You make a lovely set, you and the other 51 cards in the deck.

I wish I had a clean comb.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted! However its one of those huge novelty clown combs.

I wish there were more Episodes of the the show Episodes.

[Seraph]

Granted!  However, all the original writers were sacked and replaced.  The new writers cause everyone in the show to act inexplicably out of character, and they kill off all of the original characters one by one throughout the season, resulting in an entirely new cast by the new writers' second season.  This new cast is entirely composed by gym teachers who were pulled off the street and handed a cue-card 10 seconds before shooting.

I wish I were more awesomely spontaneous.

[Stargate525]

Granted. You're locked away for being schitzophrenic.

I wish I hadn't destroyed my computer.

[LoA]

Granted: Quantum processors have been recently invented, rendering your miraculously fixed model obselete.

I wish i could live my prime years in the jazz era.

[Nomadic]

Granted, you are also deaf and blind, thus unable to enjoy the experience.

I wish I had something that I wish I didn't have

[SA]

Granted. The paradox of its fulfillment destroys reality.

I wish for every single Lego set that was ever designed.

[LoA]

Granted! All your children suffocate on the pieces.

I wish that i could solve world hunger.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted, its called Soylent Green and now everybody is taken to the processing facility when they turn 30 years old.

I wish They would create a DBZ Movie for the battle between Goku, Frieza and his father that should have occurred had Trunks not come from the future and done another man's job.

[LoA]

granted! The film was created by the same people who did "Puma Man"
speaking of which
I wish mystery science theater 3000 was still running on tv.