[Forum Game] Crush My Wishes

[the_taken]

Granted! You now have a normal taco. It's being held in reserve by a street side food cart in Mexico City, so you're gonna have to go get it.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[LoA]

Granted! You know now that the wish had a condition. Wish for something tangible, or have the most valued tangible thing in your life turn to ash.

I wish for true love and/or a red creme soda

[Ghostman]

Granted! A red creme soda appears and you fall truly in love with it at first sight. Alas, it's an unrequited love as the soda stubbornly rejects all your advances.

I wish that the healthiest foods were also the best tasting.

[LoA]

Congratulations! All of the healthiest foods in the world are industrialized to the point of stagnation, and now the healthiest plants are dying off due to disease. All that's left are the worst foods for you which now taste like garbage.

I wish for a submarine sandwich

[O Senhor Leetz]

Congratulations! You have been crushed between two SCB-303: Los Angeles class attack submarines!

I wish I had six-pack abs.

[LoA]

Congratulations! You have been crushed between two SCB-303: Los Angeles class attack submarines!

I wish I had six-pack abs.

Granted! your abs magically turn into a six-pack of your favorite soda, but now you have no abdomen whatsoever.

I wish for something simple.