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Neubert

#150
June 06, 2008, 06:43:43 AM
Granted. However, it suddenly spouts wings and flies off. Later, you hear a rumor of a flying tartan which has joined an adventuring group and are defeating goblins in the black marshes.

I wish I was a better GM.
If what I just wrote didn't make sense, just ask. Though it probably doesn't make any sense to me either. :P

Atlantis

#151
June 06, 2008, 10:55:37 AM
Granted, however, although it comes through years spent practicing, and because you wasted all that time, you have no social skills.

I wish that I didn't have to wish
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 [spoiler The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins]In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are a peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!!
He riddled with Gollum!!!
A magic ring he stole!!!!
He was chased by wolves!!!!!
Lost in the forest!!!!!!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!!!!!!!

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his hole in the land of the Shire,
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
a-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
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 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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Nomadic

#152
June 06, 2008, 01:51:34 PM
Granted, you don't HAVE to wish. However you wish anyways... for a sharp kick to the groin to be exact.

I wish I had a job.

Stargate525

#153
June 06, 2008, 03:26:42 PM
Granted. You know Mike Roe from Dirty Jobs? You get the jobs even he's disgusted of. And you do it for free.
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Captain Obvious

#154
June 07, 2008, 11:46:06 AM
I wish this wish to count for SG's missing wish.
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Neubert

#155
June 07, 2008, 12:10:49 PM
Granted. However, you have now posted without making a wish and little 10-year old girls make fun of you.

I wish I wouldn't have to wait till the 10th to get my 4e books.
If what I just wrote didn't make sense, just ask. Though it probably doesn't make any sense to me either. :P

Nomadic

#156
June 07, 2008, 01:10:14 PM
Granted you only have to wait till the 9th... but you are part of a horrible automobile accident on the 8th that makes you blind and deaf, completely unable to play any d20 game.

I wish for delicious bacon

Elemental_Elf

#157
August 05, 2008, 06:57:56 PM
Granted! However it is made out of Soylent Greens!

I wish I could be on Deep Space 9!

Nomadic

#158
August 05, 2008, 07:09:39 PM
Granted. Deep space 9 is the designation for an asteroid about to plunge into the atmosphere of Jupiter. Enjoy the ride.

I wish for my own personal elf cub.

Elemental_Elf

#159
August 05, 2008, 08:07:58 PM
Granted! However the Elf Club summons scantily clad male Elves whose only desire is to grant your every naughty desire!

I wish I could have the super powers of my Heroes Unlimited character - Griffin Stone!

Pellanor

#160
August 06, 2008, 10:48:06 AM
Granted, but now you're stuck in the Palladium System.

I wish Kevin Siembieda would recognize that his game system is borken and fix it. All his wonderful settings are going to such waste.
One of these days I'll actually get organized enough to post some details on my setting / system.

Nomadic

#161
August 06, 2008, 04:50:58 PM
Granted, he recognizes that it is "borken" but he doesn't know what that means so he can't fix it.

I wish I had a group of 3-6 active roleplayers with whom to hang out and once again perform crazy antics within each of our various game worlds.

Pair o' Dice Lost

#162
August 07, 2008, 08:57:15 AM
Granted!  You have a group of (3-6) = -3 roleplayers; since they're negative roleplayers, they're made of antimatter and destroy you and all your RPG material.

I wish for the color red to be called green from now on.
Call me Dice--that's the way I roll.
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Nomadic

#163
August 07, 2008, 01:01:01 PM
Granted. You get shot and exclaim how red blood is. The gunman says "its green you dolt" and shoots you again.

I wish I could find the lost pair of dice

Pair o' Dice Lost

#164
August 07, 2008, 01:55:29 PM
Quote from: NomadicGranted. You get shot and exclaim how red blood is. The gunman says "its green you dolt" and shoots you again.

I wish I could find the lost pair of dice

Granted.  They're in Hell--have fun wandering around there!

I wish Nomadic weren't.
Call me Dice--that's the way I roll.
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