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Started by Snargash Moonclaw, May 27, 2008, 11:09:20 PM

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Higgs Boson

#15
December 30, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Yell, "Back the **** away!!!" And grab a chainsaw and sheild, and guard the setup with my life.
Kender says "Weeee!"
[spoiler=CLICK MEEEEE] My setting(s):
[spoiler=Quotes]Why are my epic characters more powerful than the archfiends from the Book of Vile Darkness, the archangels from the Book of Exalted Deeds, and the Elder Evils from Champions of Ruin?

If you're playing epic, pause for a moment to laugh at WotC's farcical cosmic entity stats and move on. They aren't there to be taken seriously. Trust me. They aren't even suitable for use as avatars. -WotC Epic Boards, Epic FAQ

Nobody can tell... hell we can't even tell if he actually exists -Nomadic, talking about me.
[/spoiler]

My Site

[spoiler=Oh Noes!] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Various Awards][/spoiler]
[spoiler=For those who don't know...]...my name is the current name physicists have for the "god" particle that created mass by creating a field that forces other matter to move through (from what I understand). [/spoiler]
From the Office:
Interviewer: "Describe yourself in three words."
Dwight: "Fearless, Alphamale, Jackhammer...... MERCILESS!"
[/spoiler]

Nomadic

#16
December 30, 2008, 06:12:29 PM
Tackle him from behind and pry the chainsaw out of his hands.

Kender says "Guess what I learned today," while holding a chemistry book.

Instinctively you...

Snargash Moonclaw

#17
December 30, 2008, 06:25:08 PM
Wipe the place down w/bleach to remove all your fingerprints and DNA, get a new identity and flee the country before the Feds arrive. (If you live with a kender then you've surely got all of this in place already. Now's the time to make use of it. . .)

Kender says, "What does teabagging mean?"
Instinctively you: (Special challenge for members of the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles.)
In accordance with Prophecy. . .

Have Fun, Play Well,
Amergin O'Kai (Sr./Br. Hand Grenade of Seeing All Sides of the Situation)

I am not Fallen. That was a Power Dive!

I read banned minds.

the_taken

#18
December 31, 2008, 11:15:11 PM
Reply: "It's when a Greek philosopher gives up alcohol and migrates to The Orient."

Kender says, "In the grim darkness of the future..."
Instinctively you:

Loch Belthadd

#19
December 31, 2008, 11:53:03 PM
Shoot myself, beacause when a kender thinks it will be bad, it must really, really, really bad.

Kender says, " You know, dogs sometimes eat their poo..."
instinctively you...
a.k.a. gnomish cheetos
[spoiler=siggy]
[spoiler=gnomes]
Rock Gnomes:good
Lawn Gnomes:Evil[/spoiler]
 [spoiler=have a smiley]                    [/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Rail Gun of Reasoned Discussion.

I am a (self-appointed) knght of the turtle. Are you?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

 Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot.
 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
[/spoiler]
[/spoiler]
  [spoiler=badges]= Elemental Elf's kamalga and the murkmire badge
 = Nomadic's quick play badge [/spoiler]

Higgs Boson

#20
January 01, 2009, 02:25:22 AM
Re-re-re-re....-re-rehoustrain the kender.

Kender says, "Your finances just went public!"
Instinctively you...
[spoiler=CLICK MEEEEE] My setting(s):
[spoiler=Quotes]Why are my epic characters more powerful than the archfiends from the Book of Vile Darkness, the archangels from the Book of Exalted Deeds, and the Elder Evils from Champions of Ruin?

If you're playing epic, pause for a moment to laugh at WotC's farcical cosmic entity stats and move on. They aren't there to be taken seriously. Trust me. They aren't even suitable for use as avatars. -WotC Epic Boards, Epic FAQ

Nobody can tell... hell we can't even tell if he actually exists -Nomadic, talking about me.
[/spoiler]

My Site

[spoiler=Oh Noes!] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Various Awards][/spoiler]
[spoiler=For those who don't know...]...my name is the current name physicists have for the "god" particle that created mass by creating a field that forces other matter to move through (from what I understand). [/spoiler]
From the Office:
Interviewer: "Describe yourself in three words."
Dwight: "Fearless, Alphamale, Jackhammer...... MERCILESS!"
[/spoiler]

Nomadic

#21
January 01, 2009, 06:42:05 AM
Cancel all my credit cards.

Kinder says, "did you know that cars make funny sounds when you run them into walls?"
Instinctively you...

Elemental_Elf

#22
January 01, 2009, 07:12:42 AM
get the kender to steal the keys of my ex-girlfriend's Geo and say "Have At!".

Kinder says, "Oooooo! Is that a new Warhammer army?"

Instinctively you...

Loch Belthadd

#23
January 01, 2009, 09:44:41 AM
tell him "no. No it,s not."

Kender says "3...2...1!!!
instincrively you...
a.k.a. gnomish cheetos
[spoiler=siggy]
[spoiler=gnomes]
Rock Gnomes:good
Lawn Gnomes:Evil[/spoiler]
 [spoiler=have a smiley]                    [/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Rail Gun of Reasoned Discussion.

I am a (self-appointed) knght of the turtle. Are you?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

 Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot.
 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
[/spoiler]
[/spoiler]
  [spoiler=badges]= Elemental Elf's kamalga and the murkmire badge
 = Nomadic's quick play badge [/spoiler]

the_taken

#24
January 01, 2009, 10:31:13 AM
Activate my force field.

Kender says: "It's morphin' time!"
Instinctively you...

Loch Belthadd

#25
January 01, 2009, 02:44:43 PM
say, "Shape of... a +5 Kenderbane dancing backbiter spear!

Kender says: "My time machine is complete!!!!"
instinctively you...
a.k.a. gnomish cheetos
[spoiler=siggy]
[spoiler=gnomes]
Rock Gnomes:good
Lawn Gnomes:Evil[/spoiler]
 [spoiler=have a smiley]                    [/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Rail Gun of Reasoned Discussion.

I am a (self-appointed) knght of the turtle. Are you?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

 Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot.
 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
[/spoiler]
[/spoiler]
  [spoiler=badges]= Elemental Elf's kamalga and the murkmire badge
 = Nomadic's quick play badge [/spoiler]

Higgs Boson

#26
January 01, 2009, 02:45:02 PM
Run in fear.

Kender says: "You should take all the shiney stuff you see, right?"
Instinctively you...
[spoiler=CLICK MEEEEE] My setting(s):
[spoiler=Quotes]Why are my epic characters more powerful than the archfiends from the Book of Vile Darkness, the archangels from the Book of Exalted Deeds, and the Elder Evils from Champions of Ruin?

If you're playing epic, pause for a moment to laugh at WotC's farcical cosmic entity stats and move on. They aren't there to be taken seriously. Trust me. They aren't even suitable for use as avatars. -WotC Epic Boards, Epic FAQ

Nobody can tell... hell we can't even tell if he actually exists -Nomadic, talking about me.
[/spoiler]

My Site

[spoiler=Oh Noes!] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Various Awards][/spoiler]
[spoiler=For those who don't know...]...my name is the current name physicists have for the "god" particle that created mass by creating a field that forces other matter to move through (from what I understand). [/spoiler]
From the Office:
Interviewer: "Describe yourself in three words."
Dwight: "Fearless, Alphamale, Jackhammer...... MERCILESS!"
[/spoiler]

Acrimone

#27
January 01, 2009, 02:56:20 PM
... nod, smile, and send out apologies to all your neighbors.

Kender says: "I'm bored."
Instinctively you...
"All things excellent are as difficult as they are rare."
Visit my world, Calisenthe, on the wiki!

Loch Belthadd

#28
January 01, 2009, 03:31:57 PM
Lock him in a room with a Rubixs cube.

Kender says: my nose itches.
instinctively you...
a.k.a. gnomish cheetos
[spoiler=siggy]
[spoiler=gnomes]
Rock Gnomes:good
Lawn Gnomes:Evil[/spoiler]
 [spoiler=have a smiley]                    [/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Rail Gun of Reasoned Discussion.

I am a (self-appointed) knght of the turtle. Are you?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

 Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot.
 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
[/spoiler]
[/spoiler]
  [spoiler=badges]= Elemental Elf's kamalga and the murkmire badge
 = Nomadic's quick play badge [/spoiler]

the_taken

#29
January 01, 2009, 04:58:44 PM
Reach for the iodine.

Kender says: "What the heck is going on over here?"
Instinctively you:
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