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[Forum Game] Living with Kender

Started by Snargash Moonclaw, May 27, 2008, 11:09:20 PM

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Higgs Boson

#30
January 01, 2009, 06:29:11 PM
Tell him that there's shiney stuff in the refrigerator, which is secretly a kender-trap thought of in advance when the aforementioned kender took up residence in household.

Kender says: How much TNT does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

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Elemental_Elf

#31
January 02, 2009, 01:20:27 AM
give him a tootsie pop and say, you probably don't have enough.


Kender says: i want to fill up my rocket, wanna go to the gas station with me...

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Loch Belthadd

#32
January 02, 2009, 11:46:01 AM
say "no."
Kender says: "Can I keep it?" (with big begging eyes)
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Ninja D!

#33
January 03, 2009, 01:30:09 AM
Say, "No. Now take it back to the zoo."

A Kender says, "Are you gonna eat that?"

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Nomadic

#34
January 03, 2009, 01:38:19 AM
Tell him that bullets aren't food.

Kender says, "You look sad, here let me cheer you up!"

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