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LordVreeg

#15
May 02, 2011, 09:59:21 PM
<Llum> playing a non-caster seems like it would be boring for me
 <Llum> jeez, if I couldn't dick around with spells and familiars and staffs and crap, what would I do?
 <Vreeg_GM> survive?
VerkonenVreeg, The Nice.Celtricia, World of Factions

Steel Island Online gaming thread
The Collegium Arcana Online Game
Old, evil, twisted, damaged, and afflicted.  Orbis non sufficit.Thread Murderer Extraordinaire, and supposedly pragmatic...\"That is my interpretation. That the same rules designed to reduce the role of the GM and to empower the player also destroyed the autonomy to create a consistent setting. And more importantly, these rules reduce the Roleplaying component of what is supposed to be a \'Fantasy Roleplaying game\' to something else\"-Vreeg

SDragon

#16
May 25, 2011, 12:07:33 AM
Nomadic: real programmers individually flip the bits on the circuit board
11:58 pm   SDragon: real programmers use butterflies
11:58 pm   Nomadic: the best tool for flipping bits is a spatula
11:58 pm   Nomadic: fact
11:59 pm   Nomadic: they also go great with butter and maple syrup *forkandknifesmiley*
11:59 pm   OmegaLimit: Real programmers use B and dress in black rubber suits
11:59 pm   OmegaLimit: I like C
11:59 pm   OmegaLimit: A lot
12:00 am   SDragon: see, you say "maple syrup", and the next person to say anything is Canadian
12:00 am   Nomadic: ...so I have a theory
12:00 am   Nomadic: time to test
12:00 am   Nomadic: canadian bacon
12:00 am   Nomadic waits for someone to respond
12:01 am   OmegaLimit: I don't get the apparent American fascination with that movie
12:01 am   OmegaLimit: It wasn't all that great
12:01 am   SDragon: IT WORKED
12:01 am   Nomadic: :O
12:01 am   Nomadic: ok um...
12:01 am   Nomadic: beavers
12:01 am   OmegaLimit: Obligatory response
12:01 am   SDragon: that one, I think, might depend on context
12:02 am   sparkletwist: hehe
12:02 am   Nomadic: I HAVE LEARNED TO CALL FORTH THE ELDRITCH LORDS OF THE FROZEN NORTH TRULY I SHALL BE UNSTOPPABLE WITH MY MIGHTY ARMY OF LUMBERJACKS
12:02 am   sparkletwist hides
12:02 am   OmegaLimit: Actually, more of an anthropomorphic horse
12:03 am   Nomadic: a FREAKINAWESOME anthropomorphic horse
12:03 am   Nomadic: ...wearing an ushanka
12:03 am   OmegaLimit: AWESOME
12:03 am   Nomadic: http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTb2mlO2ws0Wp9XrzwpkS8ihngH5jAojFEM3dCLCkHy3VD5YvMM&t=1
12:04 am   Nomadic: replace the top hat with an ushanka
12:04 am   Nomadic: and you have FAH
12:05 am   SDragon: this is, by the way, going in that thread about irc conversations
[spoiler=My Projects]
Xiluh
Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
Diceless Universal Game System (DUGS)
[/spoiler][spoiler=Merits I Have Earned]
divine power
last poster in the dragons den for over 24 hours award
Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


[/spoiler][spoiler=Books I Own]
D&D/d20:
PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
LizardKing
LK
Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
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Before you accept advice from this post, remember that the poster has 0 ranks in knowledge (the hell I'm talking about)

SDragon

#17
May 28, 2011, 01:32:37 AM
12:59 am   TheMeanestGuest: this is 1945 LK
12:59 am   TheMeanestGuest: where have you been
12:59 am   sdragon1984: in the 21st century
12:59 am   *** ElDo joined #thecbg
1:00 am   TheMeanestGuest: seriously, move on. leave the future behind.
1:01 am   sdragon1984: you won't believe the sort of things that will happen in the next 65 years
1:01 am   ElDo: What did I miss
1:01 am   sdragon1984: the Berlin Wall
1:02 am   Polycarp: microwave ovens
1:02 am   sdragon1984: televisions in every household
1:02 am   Nomadic: I'd be fine with 1945 provided I got to see everything happening up through apollo 17
1:03 am   Polycarp: it would be awesome to see the moon landing live
1:03 am   Nomadic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzCsDVfPQqk
1:03 am   Nomadic: never gets old watching that
1:03 am   sdragon1984: Woodstock, man
1:04 am   *** ElDo left #thecbg
[spoiler=My Projects]
Xiluh
Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
Diceless Universal Game System (DUGS)
[/spoiler][spoiler=Merits I Have Earned]
divine power
last poster in the dragons den for over 24 hours award
Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


[/spoiler][spoiler=Books I Own]
D&D/d20:
PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
LizardKing
LK
Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
[/spoiler]

Before you accept advice from this post, remember that the poster has 0 ranks in knowledge (the hell I'm talking about)

Ninja D!

#18
May 31, 2011, 09:32:23 PM
Maximillian_VHV_Carchedin: ooc: alright it's go time, max is mad and going to go into their base and kill their doods

LordVreeg

#19
June 12, 2011, 02:35:36 PM
Quote from: Ninja D!Maximillian_VHV_Carchedin: ooc: alright it's go time, max is mad and going to go into their base and kill their doods
All the cultist's base are belong to Max?
VerkonenVreeg, The Nice.Celtricia, World of Factions

Steel Island Online gaming thread
The Collegium Arcana Online Game
Old, evil, twisted, damaged, and afflicted.  Orbis non sufficit.Thread Murderer Extraordinaire, and supposedly pragmatic...\"That is my interpretation. That the same rules designed to reduce the role of the GM and to empower the player also destroyed the autonomy to create a consistent setting. And more importantly, these rules reduce the Roleplaying component of what is supposed to be a \'Fantasy Roleplaying game\' to something else\"-Vreeg

Ninja D!

#21
August 09, 2011, 09:38:44 PM
Moss: ooc Sorry. My grandma decided to Skype me now.

---

Victor: "I don't supposed that there is anything just in this room that we could take and just go home, is there?
Astell: Perhaps you are right
Astell: I do not think so.
Moss: You mean like the big statue?
Vreeg_GM: the statue on the east is life sized and bolted to the floor
Moss: ... Probably not.

Ninja D!

#22
August 09, 2011, 10:42:38 PM
straightwhitemale: OH GOD NOW MIBBIT IS SHOWING ME ADS WITH OBAMA IN THEM
Polycarp: really? Usually it just shows me ads for hot Armenian singles
straightwhitemale: Yeah, it's usually dating stuff.
straightwhitemale: Turns into asians when LT talks about Japan
isomage: asian porn?
isomage: hot asian porns!
isomage: nude naked japanese
isomage: girls!
Polycarp: isomage is like a living Bing ad

---

Weave: Vreeg has a lot of charts and a lot of numbers
isomage: he's more chart now, than man.. twisted and evil
Weave: Darth Vreeg

Weave

#23
November 21, 2011, 11:27:22 PM
Quote from: TMG being TMG11:22 pm   TMG: the mech wars are the best part weave
11:23 pm   sparkletwist: which mech wars?
11:23 pm   TMG: ALL of them
11:23 pm   TMG: forever

Xathan

#24
November 23, 2011, 11:19:33 PM
Quote from: Quaint Little Villages10:15 pm   Xathan: I mean, during the game the mental image I had, in hindsight, were really weird - quaint little villages with laser cannons mounted on them.
10:16 pm   Weave: To be fair, Opus suffers from this, so I, too, need to make ammends
10:16 pm   Weave doesn't want to seem hypocritical
10:17 pm   Xathan: I have it pretty easy in TM, since it's, y'know, Earth. So I can cheat.
10:17 pm   sparkletwist: to be fair, xathan, that game was about a little farming homestead in the middle of nowhere
10:17 pm   sparkletwist: it probably WAS a quaint little village with a laser cannon
10:18 pm   Xathan: ....that's fucking awesome.
10:18 pm   SabrWolf: which is the rule in Asura
10:18 pm   sparkletwist: hehe
10:18 pm   SabrWolf: well done sparkle!
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LordVreeg

#25
November 25, 2011, 04:05:09 PM
The Owmwo~ mage nods slowly, taking it all in.  " Indeed it will be "

Squire Astell grins, " You're in for a treat, then"

The Hobyt footmen  are pulling packs and putting them onto a huge wooden cart with Scarlet bunting.  They stop dead when they get to a certain smelly, headless body...

Astell spins on his heels

Astell-" Ahhh" 

"Hmm"  Squire Astell raises his eybrows and purses his lips...." Leave that be, if you will.."

they raise their eyebrows, but lead the pack animals, and body, into the stables out back
VerkonenVreeg, The Nice.Celtricia, World of Factions

Steel Island Online gaming thread
The Collegium Arcana Online Game
Old, evil, twisted, damaged, and afflicted.  Orbis non sufficit.Thread Murderer Extraordinaire, and supposedly pragmatic...\"That is my interpretation. That the same rules designed to reduce the role of the GM and to empower the player also destroyed the autonomy to create a consistent setting. And more importantly, these rules reduce the Roleplaying component of what is supposed to be a \'Fantasy Roleplaying game\' to something else\"-Vreeg

Weave

#26
November 25, 2011, 04:10:18 PM
Quote from: LordVreeg
The Owmwo~ mage nods slowly, taking it all in.  " Indeed it will be "

Squire Astell grins, " You're in for a treat, then"

The Hobyt footmen  are pulling packs and putting them onto a huge wooden cart with Scarlet bunting.  They stop dead when they get to a certain smelly, headless body...

Astell spins on his heels

Astell-" Ahhh" 

"Hmm"  Squire Astell raises his eybrows and purses his lips...." Leave that be, if you will.."

they raise their eyebrows, but lead the pack animals, and body, into the stables out back


Gotta love Astell.

Weave

#27
November 25, 2011, 11:20:48 PM
Quotesparkbot: What's in TheMeanestGuest's backpack? I'll show you: rope... spoon... gun... a paper bag containing a braised dog scrotum sandwich... grappling hook... bedroll... furious potion... a note with haters gonna hate scribbled on it
11:15 pm   sparkletwist: ew
11:15 pm   Weave: yup.
11:16 pm   sparkletwist: TMG takes out the note and reads it to himself whenever someone criticizes his choice of sandwich
11:16 pm   TheMeanestGuest: I do
11:16 pm   Weave: haha yep
[...]
11:17 pm   sparkletwist: !var SANDWICH
11:17 pm   sparkbot: SANDWICH = [ham,turkey,cheese,eggplant]
11:17 pm   Weave: !exec SANDWICH
11:17 pm   sparkbot: ham
11:18 pm   Weave: !var +SANDWICH eggsalad,PB&J
11:18 pm   sparkbot: SANDWICH set to [ham,turkey,cheese,eggplant,eggsalad,PB&J]
11:18 pm   Weave: how could you forget PB&J
11:18 pm   TheMeanestGuest: pb&j
11:18 pm   TheMeanestGuest: disgusting
11:18 pm   TheMeanestGuest: dog scrotum for life

SabrWolf

#28
November 29, 2011, 02:11:54 AM
[1:09 am] sparkletwist: now it could be either
[1:09 am] sparkletwist: !exec WINESNOB
[1:09 am] sparkbot: the plum enlarges the penis with a horrendous flavor complemented by the essence of CHEESEBURGERS and then finishes with a head-butt of sex
[1:09 am] sparkletwist: that one actually made sense
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