Fun for Free

[Túrin]

This is the first of our "silly games", "forum/post games", "things to do when bored" or whatever you want to call them. In this particular game, the objective is to gather a list of funny things to do that are free (cost no money) and preferrably are fairly easy to perform. Random fun, if you will. I'll kick off with ten examples. Note that it's preferred in these type of games that you don't post twice in a row (though I suppose we're a small enough community that you can do so occasionally when you have a really good one).

1. Trying to name what you see when your eyes are closed.
 
2. Talking to yourself in front of other people.
 
3. Tell an Egyptian man you are prepared to negotiate the price to wed your daughter.
 
4. Telling people you were born on friday the 13th.
 
5. Asking a beggar to give you $49,95 change while giving him 50.
 
5b. When the beggar says he can...
 
6. Shaking your head in a nodding way
 
7. Answer everything someone else or yourself says with "And a cucumber."
 
8. Raise your finger in a restaurant to ask if you can go the toilet.
 
9. Getting airsick from playing Flight Simulator.
 
10. Annoying your DM.
 
Let's hear what you guys can come up with!

;) Túrin

[Xathan]

11 Answer everything with "That's what you think."

12 Wear all your clothes inside out.

13 Twitch randomly

13b In class.

14 (actually did this) when asked to describe yourself for a job interview when you don't want the job, say "I am hardworking, dependable, moist, loyal, and reliable."

[Numinous]

13 Twitch randomly

13b In class.

very last session[/i].

 :P
 

[Kindling]

18. Find something that isn't high enough off the ground for it to hurt if you fall from it. Jump off it, with a run-up if possible. It's suprisingly entertaining.

19. Climb trees. Not very original, but it is one of my favourite activities :)

20. Hang from a tree in a park, wearing only a thong and two peices of buttered toast over your nipples. Beat your chest and scream at passersby. When you arrested and tested for alcohol/drugs, you will suprise the police by being entirely sober and lucid. They will think "Wow! What a guy!"

Incidentally, someone I know is planning to do that last one, and film it for a music video.

[Wix of Bel-Air]

21. Pronounce "epitome" as "epi-tomb".
22. Lick various clean objects you own.
22b. Draw arrows on paper to point to objects you've licked.
23. Start reading from the necronomicon.
24. Turn off everyone computer monitor you see.
24b. To go even further, tape paper over the monitors and explain that you don't wanat 'them' to see you.
25. Start making a meal in class.

[Raelifin]

26. Build a large shrine to Cthulhu in front of your house using nothing but garbage.
26b. Wet garbage.
27. Start a cult.
27b. Get said cult to worship your garbage shrine.
28. Answer all questions with "I'm the decider!" all exclamations with "Somebody should of warned you!" and all statements with "Or so you think!"
28b. Turn this into a wildly popular fad.
28bb. Use this fad to recruit members for your cult.
29. Write a brilliant screen-play on toilet paper you find in public restrooms.
29b. Send this screen-play to Disney in a package filled with Turkish hats.
29bb. If they don't make it into a major motion picture, use it as a holy text for your cult.

30. Get your cult to start yelling "I'M THE DECIDER!" while bowing before your wet-garbage shrine.
30b. Stand on the shrine and look at your subjects. Yodel  the holy text while wearing a Turkish hat.
30bb. Be elected as ruler of the world and be praised for all eternity.

[Poseptune]

31. Disrupt the nearest cult that worships at a garbage shrine and yells "I'M THE DECIDER!" when they bow
31a. ... by knocking off the leader's Turkish hat.
32. See how far they chase you before they give up.
33. Laugh for no reason at all
33a. In a very public place
33b. When asked why you are laughing respond "I just told myself a joke I've never heard."

[Captain Obvious]

34. End every scentence with "... if you know what i mean." (this makes anything sound dirty. "I had grilled cheese for lunch today. If you know what i mean."

35. When in a crowded place, begin humming one long low tone (people with either feel uncomfortable and not know why, realize what youre doing, or start humming as well without realizing it).

36. Fold paper pirate hats out of random newspaper/poster and give them out to strangers (i did this with the free poster when i was helping to run the merch booth at comicon recently).

[Raelifin]

35b. If the volume of the humming gets loud enough, burst into song and dance. (I did this once)

[Túrin]

37. Repeatedly raise a finger and open your mouth as if going to say something, and then say "oh never mind".

38. Licking your fingers after hunting for bugs.

39. Emptying a can of soda at once.

40. Running into a bank with a waterpistol and a mask, then saying "just kidding".

41. Jumping off a cliff flapping your arms.

[Ishmayl-Retired]

42. Whenever someone asks you a question, reply with, "Just one moment please."

42b. Whenever someone asks you a question, pause for about ten seconds, looking them dead in the eye, and then ask, "Could you repeat the question please?"

43.  Bark at strangers in your neighborhood.

44.  Carry on an entire conversation with a stranger with your eyes crossed.

45.  Blink every 3 seconds, even in conversation.  Keep it steady.

46.  When watching TV with someone, talk to people on the TV as though you believe they are in the room with you.

47.  Everytime you get out of your car, or leave your house, do a 360-degree twirl.

[Wix of Bel-Air]

48. Spit on your hands and rub them over some furniture you are currently using.
49. Try to make a Teletubbie out of anything you can find while at a meeting, conference, or any such appropriate event.
49b. Don't forget to play with it once you're done.
50. Keep singing "Break on through to the other side...!" in different ways continuosly.

[Arnkel]

51. Use the hundreds of empty beer, vodka, rum, etc. bottles that have been taking over your apartment/house/bedroom and actually construct that shrine to the beer gods that you've always been planning on building.
51A. Declare that you are the high priest of the beer gods
51B. Go forth and proselytize for the beer gods.(granted, this can take many forms, such as mooching beer off your friends)

53. Using nothing but an ice cream scoop, dig your way to China.

54. rename the stars after members of heavy metal bands.
54A. have conversations with them(don't forget to bitch at the late comers for ruining "your gig")

55. Headbang to elevator music in public.

56. Headbang when there is no music in public.

58. Skip numbers.
58C. repeatedly.

59. randomly stop talking midsentence.

60. Abb. ev. wo. y. sp. o. wri.

[Kindling]

I do number 46 all the time :)

[Arnkel]

I do it too, when other people are watching.