Fun for Free

[Wix of Bel-Air]

61. Point randomly at nothings while counting downwards.
61b. When you get to the end, do a funky dance.
62. Bring a stuffed a new stuffed animal to work/school everyday you can.
63. Cover your desk in wash cloths, put on gloves, and try to carefully play marbles or jaks on it.

[beejazz]

64. Use D&D jargon for everything (you can even go so far as to make a touch attack roll for a handshake or diplomacy checks with your pick up lines)
64a. Ask strangers to make will saves. Tell those who fail "HA! I tricked you!"
65. Adopt the same "rules-are-everywhere" approach while actually PLAYING D&D.
65a. Roll to see if you're getting drunk.

[Poseptune]

66. Revive old threads
67. Talk to CBotG
   a. While not on your lunch break
   b. During an important meeting
68. Hop up and down in an elevator
69. Honk a bicycle horn while walking through a crowd
70. See how many times you can click a pen
   a. During an important meeting

[limetom]

71. Start talking in a random accent.

72. Serenade someone you know with an 80's love ballad.
72a. Serenade a stranger.

73. Have a rap off in the middle of a high volume store or on a high traffic sidewalk.
73a. Include offensive lyrics
73b. Include well known lyrics
73c. Ask strangers to join in.

74. Call someone you know for the expressed purpose of an argument.
74a. Like your mother.
74b. Or a random number you picked from the phone book.

75. When a telemarketer calls, mess with them.  Make them as uncomfortable as possible.
75a. Have your friend in the background yell as loud as he can, "Are you gonna snort that line or what?!"
75b. Describe a made-up or otherwise sexual experience including the strangest kink that first comes to your mind.
75c. After describing that experience, ask them what they're doing later tonight.
75d. Interrogate them as to their sexual preference.
75e. Use made-up or otherwise Freudian observations durring your conversation with them.
75f. Hold the phone up to the smoke detector while the telemarketer is talking, and press "Test".

I could go on with this one forever... its almost too fun.

76. While listening to music via headphones, turn it up as loud as you can.
76a. Act like you are not paying attention, look at a random person, and yell "What?".
76b. If someone complains that they can hear the lyrics, yell, "I guess I need to turn it up more... you still can't hear the cow bell."

77. Beep for someone to go at a red light.
77a. Especially if you are several cars back.
77b. Or if you are the first car.

78. Call tech support for something, and before whoever answers your call has a chance to respond, say, "I'd like to speak with someone smarter."
78a. If they actually put another person on the line, reapeat.
78b. If they say that they are competent enough, tell them they're lying.

My personal favorites of this one are #73 and #75.

[Túrin]

79. At the end of your weekend-trip to Bruges, stand up in the middle of the train-wagon and thank everyone personally for their coming on this trip (and by personal, I mean by naming all of the embarassing things they did with a loud voice so all strangers present can hear it).
(As you can guess, this one really happened last weekend.)

[limetom]

80. Attempt to cancel your AOL account.

[Numinous]

81. Hum jingle bells for 3 hours straight
81a. in the car
81b. in the middle of a disgustingly hot summer

[SDragon]

81c. without ever reaching "oh what fun".

"hmm-hmm hmm hmm-hmm hmm daadaa doo da da...... hmm-hmm hmm hmm-hmm hmm daadaa doo da da......"