Haiku, you ku...

[SDragon]

We all ku for haiku. That's right, the beloved SDragon is learning the fine art of shortcutting one's way to becoming a pretentious intellectual ;)

Anyway, without more,
here are some poems I wrote.
I hope you enjoy!


My old black guitar
Stands next to the furniture.
now it is silent


My phone rings loudly
it is my mother calling.
why won't she shut up?


Caramel Comeback
this is very good ice cream.
it is delicious

[Lmns Crn]

There once was a man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
looked like haiku. He

Said with a laugh, "I
Cut them in half-- the pay is
much better for two!"

[SDragon]

There once was a man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
looked like haiku. He

Said with a laugh, "I
Cut them in half-- the pay is
much better for two!"

You're not on your way to convincing people that you're not an English professor if you're demonstrating a comparison of two different styles of poetry :p

[Stargate525]

Sitting in my room
television blaring
duct tape sneak attacks

ske do buh dah buh
scabba de de dobah dum
[sax solo begins]

[Snargash Moonclaw]

Poetry by those
Who just can't seem to shut up.
Damn it; still too much!

Pirate Limericks:
Prove your word-smithery now
Or be dumbfounded.

Eleven angry men
Want to steal your dead pig.
And you do this, why???
Eleven angry men
Want to steal your dead pig.
And you do this, why???

[SDragon]

All things considered
what does everybody think
of all my haikus?

[Higgs Boson]

I might have comments
If I studied poetry
But no, I did not.

[Stargate525]

Study? Poetry?
vocabulary conflict.
tell us what you think!

can one be kept up?
dialog, conversation
without a lynching?

[SDragon]

Two extra poems
Depth was a major complaint
I hope I improved


Death attacks us all
She doesn't take any sides
Indiscriminate

Harsh accepting girl
Her icy grip burns my soul
She welcomes me in

[sparkletwist]

Of course, to be a really pretentious intellectual, you'd have to write your haiku in the original Japanese. :P

Or perhaps I should have written that criticism itself as a Haiku...

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[SDragon]

A couple more:

Masculinity
Shaped of Sun King and the Snake
Beauty adorns all

A denim jacket
I wear the style of the thread
It fits me nicely

and one more. I didn't write this one, but I'm including it for the sake of technical perfection:

one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten e-
leven twelve thirteen