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Started by Mason, April 19, 2010, 09:36:54 AM

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Mason

I was there the day the castle floated away. Some suggested it was the Thinkers fault, that his ill-timed sabbatical was to blame. Whoever decided to put that responsibility of Remembering such a fundamental detail such as gravity should be Forgotten altogether.

But, of course we remember.

 It all came crashing down of course. As soon as the queen awoke that morning, and remembered her stately disposition, still dizzy from the nights Dreamification, she Remembered, and the castle, court and all came crashing back down.

 If it were not for the king's personal thinkers, and their quick and decisive cognizance of up, down, and all the fundamental sciences, (plus a little creative mental exercizification of natural forces) the entire court would have been bashed to bits and soon forgotten.

 It later came to light that the Percy families youngest child, Doretta Percy, had awoke that morning from her Dreamification, and remembered that the castle walls were firmly planted in the ground, and that the castle (which she thought was a fine addition to the pleasant countryside with those lovely easy-rolling hills topped with brilliant wisteria?) would be ill-protected and rather awkward without the walls.

 So it was that a child's Rememberance averted a great disaster.

 We remember much. We remember that the leaves of trees are green for a time; but eventually change to crimson and soon wither. We remember rivers, a necessary and vital addition to the aforemention easy-rolling hills inevitably flow to the great ocean, and that fish frequently frequent them.