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[poll] Ninjas vs. Pirates!

Started by Raelifin, March 16, 2006, 12:42:45 AM

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Who would win?

Ninjas!
16 (38.1%)
Pirates!
14 (33.3%)
Chuck Norris!
12 (28.6%)

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Raelifin

#15
March 16, 2006, 03:03:03 PM
Noooo! The ninjas are losing! Launch the propaganda!

Pirates:

Ruthless and brutal
 Wear eye patches
Fight with swords
 Represented by         a skull and bones
Obnoxious and     stink horribly
Have large shadows       from being fat
Launch cannonballs
Ride in big wooden       boats
Put daggers in their       teeth
Say "Arrrrrrrrrrgghh"
Limp with pegged     legs
Taught by       other pirates
Have names like Schmee
Can be smelled before       seen
Use rowboats
Drink all day         long
Rely on other         crew members
Make traitors walk       a wooden plank
Don't bother hiding,       ever
Kill people with         black powder guns

http://www.ninjapirate.com/data/bullet.gif" style="width: 10px; height: 10px" /> If you see a ninja, he is       NOT a ninja.

Ninjas

Wear headbands
Fight skillfully         with any object
Can remove a spleen         in one swift motion
Live in your house         secretly for days
Can remove their shadow       if needed
Hurl shurikens
Go anywhere they want       instantly
Catch bullets         in their teeth
Kill themselves if       they make a noise
Can run 100 miles       on their hands
Train 20 hours/day       starting from age 2
Have cool words like       Sepulku
Are masters of disguise
Can hover for hours
Flip out and kill         everything
Are completely self-sufficient.
Split planks vertically       with their nose
Can hide in incense     smoke
Kill people.

CYMRO

#16
March 16, 2006, 03:17:49 PM
Quote from: Raelifin

Drink all day long
Rely on other crew members
Make traitors walk a wooden plank


This is why pirates are winning.Ã,  Why train 20 hours a day when you could be drinking?


QuoteHave large shadows from being fat
I'm not fat!! I'm big boned!!

Senkennomei

#17
March 16, 2006, 04:02:36 PM
Quote from: CYMRO


This is why pirates are winning.  Why train 20 hours a day when you could be drinking?


*Swoosh, Senken to the rescue!* Not anymore they aren't! While pirates and are loud and boisterous, that just makes them all the more susceptible to a dagger in the back
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CYMRO

#18
March 16, 2006, 04:18:03 PM
Quote from: Senkennomei
Quote from: CYMRO


This is why pirates are winning. Why train 20 hours a day when you could be drinking?


*Swoosh, Senken to the rescue!* Not anymore they aren't! While pirates and are loud and boisterous, that just makes them all the more susceptible to a dagger in the back

Pirates get more chicks.

Kalos Mer

#19
March 16, 2006, 04:57:18 PM
I had to come in and put in my vote for the Bearded One.

Sorry I've been on hiatus a few days - I was on the casting board of a show that had LONG auditions periods.

Of the other two lesser options (since Chuck is less a class of people and more of a divine phenomenon), I'd have to go with pirates.  Ninjas are too Eastern for my tastes.
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Numinous

#20
March 16, 2006, 05:12:16 PM
Quote from: CYMRO
Quote from: Senkennomei
Quote from: CYMRO


This is why pirates are winning. Why train 20 hours a day when you could be drinking?


*Swoosh, Senken to the rescue!* Not anymore they aren't! While pirates and are loud and boisterous, that just makes them all the more susceptible to a dagger in the back

Pirates get more chicks.
And that is all that really maters, isn't it?Ã,  Chicks and alcohol, muahaha
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Kalos Mer

#21
March 16, 2006, 05:17:33 PM
Correction: Chicks, alcohol, and booty. (Not THAT kind...)
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daggerhart

#22
March 16, 2006, 05:19:57 PM
Quote from: nat20And that is all that really maters, isn't it?  Chicks and alcohol, muahaha

...thats terribly ironic for a dnd site. :D
Quote"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the two said in a statement that seemed to parody Scientology as science fiction. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

Numinous

#23
March 16, 2006, 05:36:55 PM
Oh, I'm sorry...  Let me rephrase

Chicks, alcohol, booty, and dice!

*cough*geek!*cough*
Previously: Natural 20, Critical Threat, Rose of Montague
- Currently working on: The Smoking Hills - A bottom-up, seat-of-my-pants, fairy tale adventure!

Kalos Mer

#24
March 16, 2006, 05:37:37 PM
Hm.  Well, I've got dice, anyway.

Wait no, I left those at home.
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Túrin

#25
March 16, 2006, 07:51:28 PM
I agree with everything Kalos Mer said.

...

At least, in his first post in this thread that is. I would never leave my house without my dice on me.
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CYMRO

#26
March 16, 2006, 08:45:46 PM
Quote from: Kalos MerCorrection: Chicks, alcohol, and booty. (Not THAT kind...)

Imagine a ninja and a pirate trying to impress the ladies:

Ninja:Ã,  "Hey baby, I'm a ninja, you won't even know I'm there...."

Pirate:Ã,  "Hey, baby, I'm a pirate, come check out the size of my mainmast." :band:

Senkennomei

#27
March 17, 2006, 08:12:08 AM
Haha another product of my sick mind:

Pirate: Fire one!

Ninja: I'll be in before you know it.

Bad innuendos, one and all!
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Kalos Mer

#28
March 17, 2006, 08:33:53 AM
My fear is that my precious dice would get lost, Turin, if I introduced them to the college environment.
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daggerhart

#29
March 17, 2006, 09:14:46 AM
:ninja:
:fencing:
:crazy:

:kitty:
Quote"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the two said in a statement that seemed to parody Scientology as science fiction. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"
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