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Started by Wensleydale, September 05, 2006, 11:34:25 AM

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Wensleydale

[ooc]You haven't seen any yet because of that last reason you gave...[/ooc]

Endless_Helix

I am Brother Nail Gun of Reasoned Discussion! Fear the Unitarian Jihad!

My Campaign Settings
 Orrery
Orrery Brainstorming
 Daerderak, The Infernal Sands

Wensleydale

[ooc] ;)[/ooc]

[ic]You feel the ground begin to shake, and elven shouts come from outside.[/ic]

Darkxarth

[ic=Blackjack]"What the heck is going on?  Why is the ground shaking?  What are you playing at, Elf?"

"Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!"[/ic]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX

Wensleydale

[ic]"We're moving, fool. The ship is lifting. Didn't you notice the bridge you came over when you entered here?" [/ic]

Darkxarth

[ic=Blackjack]"Firstly," Blackjack says, regaining his balance and his senses, "you'd better watch who you call a fool, Elf.  Secondly, I didn't know your stupid office was in your stupid ship! It's ridiculous!"

"That Elf had better watch his step, or he'll end up a pointy-eared pincushion."[/ic]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX

Wensleydale

[ic] "I know what you're thinking, HALFLING, and if you kill us, the ship will most likely explode. And it is hardly ridiculous..."

A loud, beating hum comes from beyond the far door leading into the depths of the tower.[/ic]

Darkxarth

[ic=Blackjack] "Really?" he spits out.  "So, you're magically connected to the ship?  If, just as an example, I were to stab you through the eye, the ship would blow up?  You know what, at this point, it's almost worth it."  Blackjack lays his hands on his blackjack and his dagger, ready to draw them at a moment's notice.

"You son of an Orc, if you can hear me now, let me tell you that if you try and pull anything on me, I'll kill you so fast you won't even be able to pee your little Elven panties."[/ic]

[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX

Wensleydale

[ic]"Yes."
The elf makes no sign of having heard Blackjack's thoughts.[/ic]

Darkxarth

[ic=Blackjack] "You know, we could always test that theory.  I'd hate for your magic do be defective and for you not to know about it."

"I am going to kill this Elf.  Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon.  Maybe after he takes us to the Black City, or after he brings us back.  We'll just have to wait and see."[/ic]

[ooc]I'm going to go ahead and stop posting for right now.  Gotta give the others time to get involved, if they want.  Make odds, place bets, or, if they really wanted to, intervene. ;)[/ooc]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX

Captain Obvious

[ic= Jeroen ] " People, stop this madness. Jack, i do not care what slights you may have percieved from him, but they are no cause for threats. And if he actually is conected with the ship, are you really that suicidal? I do not wish to die for your pride, and i most assuredly doubt that Wastep or Ded wish to either. And you, elf, should have told your passengers before you took off. Even after having agreed to your taks, this is nearly the same as shanghaiing us. If we plan to make this trip in one peice, then Jack put away your blades and the same goes for your tongue elf. This may be your ship, but you invited us, and you need us to get your precious package. "
 Crazy elf, what was he thinking. And Jack needs to deal with that temper of his. I fear we will plummet long before we reach our destination. [/ic]
[ooc] Diplomacy check:  [dice]d20+12[/dice] .
I am stuck on a flying boat with crazy people. Oh dear.

edit: umm, what's up with my dice roller? i just got a natural 1 for my first check, now a natural 20 for this diplomacy check. A 32! that can turn unfreindly to freindly.
You boys better damn well sit down and shut up now.
Listen to the calming voice of the Peaceinator! [/ooc]
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Wensleydale

[ic]The elf nods reluctantly.

"The cabin quarters are upstairs... now, we're about to take off..."
[/ic]

Darkxarth

[ic=Blackjack]Blackjack releases his dagger and sap, and takes a long, hard look at the Elf, "You're lucky my level-headed friend is here, Elf.  But let me tell you right now, this is far from over.  We may not be able to settle this now, but it will be settled."

He turns around and heads for the stairs, thinking, "Hm, Jeroen's right.  His life isn't worth blowing up this flying hunk of junk.  But, as soon as I don't need this Elf anymore, he and I will have to finish this 'conversation'."[/ic]

[ooc]Nice Diplomacy check, supa.  I think Blackjack probably would've flipped out and jumped that Elf if someone hadn't cut in.  Congrats on being the first person to save the whole team![/ooc]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX

brainface

[ic=Wastep]Wastep lets go of the wall he was clinging to and slowly walks up the stairs, muttering in abyssal: "...going to get us all killed."
[spoiler=psionics/spells]
pp: 18/18
psionic focus: On
darkness: 1/1
[/spoiler]
[/ic]

[ooc]nice roll supa ;)
[spoiler=darkxarth]
I've got a description in my 3eprofile link man. No horns or hoofykins, sadly.
[/spoiler]
[/ooc]
"The perfect is the enemy of the good." - Voltaire

Darkxarth

[ooc]Doh! x. I should've seen it.  Failed my Spot check again![/ooc]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX