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Arena Fight: Winner, Belarin!

Started by Darkxarth, November 09, 2006, 05:40:14 PM

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17 |w| | |A| |a| | | | | | | | | | | | | |w|
18 | |w| | |b| | | | | | | | | | | | | |w| |
19 | | |w| |B| | | | | | | | | | | | |w| | |
20 | | | |w|w|w|w|w|w|g|g|w|w|w|w|w|w| | | |

| | = 5 ft
w = Wall (smooth worked stone) Height 80 ft
g = Gates (Adamantine plated 5 ft thick steel)

B = Belarin
b = Barnaby Broadarm
A = Amris
a = Amrod

Special note: Battle area is capped with a wall of force 80 ft up connected to  the battle area's walls.

[ic=Announcer]A nasally voice booms from everywhere, "Well, today's match should be an interesting one.  Belarin, a free-spirited Elven mage, is going up against Barnaby Broadarm, a Half-Orc Paladin who, rumor has it, was raised by Gnomes.  Thus far, Barnaby has fought only in the monster matches, and I believe Belarin has kept his own battles to Mage Duels.  This will be a first for both of them."  As the voice speaks the names of the two contestants, they walk out onto the field, the crowd cheers wildly for each of them in turn, expecting a good fight.[/ic]
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[ic=Barnaby HP: 31 AC: 17]BArnaby walks onto the field, hefting his expertly crafted Greatsword over his head.  He swings it in front of him, testing once more to make sure the balance is right.  As his opponent enters the Arena, Barnaby looks him over, nodding to himself.[/ic]
[ooc]Intiative: [dice]1d20+1[/dice][/ooc]
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[ic=Belarin HP: 10, AC: 20]
Belarin enters the field from the opposite direction, his clothes moltey, with an almost too-large sword swinging from his belt, and followed by two "riding" dogs, obviously trained to and put on "guard".  His eyes go wide, seeing his opponent.  With exquisite care, he positions himself cautiously at the farthest point of the field from Barnaby[/ic]

[ooc]
(before entering the ring, cast Mage Armor and read a Cat's Grace scroll -- thus the +6 dex bonus and 20 AC).
Initiative: [dice]1d20+6[/dice]
Perform (Comdedy) Check: [dice]1d20+4[/dice]
(obviously, for the crowd)
[/ooc]

Darkxarth

[ooc]Oops, forgot my own pre-Arena actions.
Drank Potion of Shield of Faith +2 (30 minutes) and Potion of Barkskin +2 (3 minutes).
AC has been adjusted accordingly.[/ooc]
[ic=Barnaby Broadarm HP: 31 AC: 21]"What in Garl's name?" Barnaby wonders quietly at Belarin's show.  He chuckles to himself, slightly amused at the Elf's act.  "Still," he thinks as he downs a magical potion, "humor will not save you from defeat."[/ic]
[ooc]Drink Potion of Bull's Strength.

EDIT: I'm positioned at Q/10, where is Belarin at?[/ooc]
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[ooc]
Quote from: ~Tilde~Cat's grace is only a +4 to dexterity.
He meant a +6 total Dex bonus.  His Dex was 18, he used Cat's Grace, now its 22 and he has a +6 bonues. ;)[/ooc]
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[ooc]
Quote from: DarkxarthHe meant a +6 total Dex bonus.  His Dex was 18, he used Cat's Grace, now its 22 and he has a +6 bonues. ;)
Exactly so.

Belarin is at B14.  He'll cast Shield (+4 Shield bonus, 3 minutes) this turn.
[/ooc]

[ic=Belarin HP: 10, AC: 24]
Belarin waves his arms wildly and chants for a moment, then looks confused when nothing obvious happens.
[/ic]

[ooc]I'd make a Bluff check, except that Belarin isn't seriously trying to fool anyone, except as entertainment.  Eh, what the hell.

[dice]1d20+4[/dice][/ooc]

Darkxarth

[ic=Barnaby HP: 31 AC: 22]As laughter and applause come from the audience, Barnaby grins reluctantly.  "He's good, he could've been a Gnome himself.  Perhaps I could convert him to Garl's path after this battle.  Ah, yes, that's the key, after the battle."  While this goes through his head, Barnaby drinks another potion.  "All right!" he shouts to Belarin, "The time has come for the battle to begin!"  With that, he utters a quick prayer to Garl, raises his blade, and charges at Belarin."[/ic]
[ooc]Drink Potion of Eagle's Splendor for last pre-combat round.
Assign Belarin as Barnaby's Dodge opponent (+1 Dodge AC). Free Action.
Run (60 ft in Heavy Armor) to E/10. Full-Round action.
By the way, where are your dogs at?  I assume on either side of you?[/ooc]
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[ooc]Darkxarth -- you're bundling Barnaby's last pre-combat round and his first real one?  Ok, though I do get a pre-combat round in there (*sigh*  Hadn't occured to me to pack Fox's Cunning, which is looking like a good idea right now).  The dogs were at Belarin's side during the pre-combat phase, but will move into a guard position during his first move.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but by running, you've given up your dex bonus, yes (asks the rogue)?

(Belarin reads a scroll of Bear's Endurance as his last pre-combat action)
[/ooc]

[ic=Belarin HP: 18 AC: 24]
Belarin pulls a scroll out of his pouch and reads it, managing to speak without stumbling.  He looks a bit healthier.[/ic]

Darkxarth

[ooc]I thought that the Perform: Comedy was your first action.  Sorry.  And yes, I just looked it up and I do lose my Dex bonus.  It's only +1 anyway, so that brings his AC back down to 21.  I guess that makes it your turn, and you need to roll initiative for your dogs, and if they get higher than 20, we may have to rework Round 1.  (Not counting pre-combat).[/ooc]
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[ooc] Sorry; was trying to make it clear that I was rolling it as a marker on Belarin's entire "performance" -- since it doesn't actually effect the match, and he doesn't actually take actions "doing comedy" but just does what he'd normally be doing in a (theoretically) funny way, I figured it didn't take an action. (especially since there's an esablishing shot where the combatants more or less get to pose for the crowd).

If the dogs get a higher initiative than Belarin does, they'll drop their initiative rank to his -- they're guard-trained dogs on "defend" duty, after all, not attack dogs. (and Belarin has a 45% chance of flubbing a command for them to do something -other- than defend anyways)

Initiative:
Amrod: [dice]1d20+2[/dice]
Amris: [dice]1d20+2[/dice]

(edit: sheah---no problem.  These dice know what they're doing.  Are we good for my turn, then?)

[/ooc]

Darkxarth

[ooc]Indeed, you're up, then the dogs, then me again.[/ooc]
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[ooc]Very well[/ooc]

[ic=Belarin HP: 18 AC: 24]
Belarin straightens up as Barnaby comes close.  "They call me the Fire Juggler, but I think you need to cool down!"  From his hand leaps a ball of ice, which initially heads toward Barnaby's chest, and then suddenly swerves to attempt to strike somewhere a bit more sensitive below.

Not watching to see if his missle hits its mark, Belarin flees toward an angle, his acrobatic training obvious in his movement.  Amris and Amrod, true to their training, follow, keeping themselves between Belarin and the obvious threat.
[/ic]

[ooc]
Ranged Touch Sneak Attack (dc: 13): [dice]7+1d20[/dice]
If it hits: [dice]2d8+1d6[/dice]
Movement: Belarin moves 30" to E19.
Amris moves to D17.
Amrod moves to F17
[/ooc]

Darkxarth

[ic=Barnaby HP: 31 AC: 20]Barnaby charges forward at Belarin, bringing his Greatsword down upon the mage.[/ic]
[ooc]+2 attack, -2 AC, still have my Dex bonus
Greatsword attack: [dice]1d20+12[/dice] =30
Damage: [dice]2d6+[/dice] =11

EDIT: Forgot to add the +7 from my Strength to my damage roll[/ooc]
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Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
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[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
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[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
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-DX

mneme

[ic]As Barnaby attempts to take a final step toward their master,  Amrod and Amris leap to the attack -- each grabbing a leg in their powerful jaws and attempting to bring the attacker to the ground[/ic]

[ooc]Attacks of opprotunity from the dogs as Barnaby attempts to step out of E17.

DC: 18 (no dex bonus from the flanking dogs, penalty for charging)

Amrod [dice]5+1d20[/dice]
Amris  [dice]5+1d20[/dice]
(if they hit, I'll do damage and automatic trip attempts in a later post)